Monday, May 16, 2011

The Crow, The Frog & The Well-3

Birth of the Monster...!!

The crow was continuously looking into the eyes of the frog. The night was becoming colder and both of them started shifting their places towards each other.
'Hey, you are the most beautiful creature in this world,' the crow said moving his feathers round the waist of the lady frog. The lady frog looked into eyes of the crow and she started feeling something inside her head and body as the soft feathers of the crow were rounding her waist and the feet cum hands of the crow had already grabbed her body. She raised her hands and held the neck and half shoulder of the the crow tightly. Yes, they were making love under the cool moonlight,the sleeping trees, the sky, the cold breeze that was blowing from the nearby sea and of course the almighty god were the things that were watching the most amazing and wonderful love on this earth. They have never seen two different species so intimate loving so much passionately.
Well the smart crow had started doing his work that he could have done with a lady crow. He kissed almost all parts of the the lady frog's body.  Testosterone hormones started running from the lady frog's  head spreading to all parts of her body through the neurons. She also kissed the crow's lips and rest of his body parts holding him tightly. The crow shifted his lips from her lips crossing her neck towards the lower part of her body.
The trees, the sky, the moon, the cold wind, the silent and still night, the stars in the sky, and the god started closing their eyes after seeing such an indifferent stuff that was impossible for the crow and the lady frog.
The god cursed human beings for a while because humans could have made a video of the two loving intimate species and flashed it in their world through satellites that would have proved that humans are not only the single creature who can make love (and s*x, of course!) with different species like ******  ********* on this earth.
As the time passed, some unusual voice of the cute lady frog and the stud crow started coming out that pleased both of them including the things that had kept their eyes closed and but their ears opened (by mistake!).

'Hey, look at this,' the crow muttered releasing the body of the lady frog.
'How sweet. It's my egg,' the she said touching the egg. Yes, she had laid an egg. Both of them got out of their bed and started loving their egg.
'I love you,' the crow said to her.
'Hey god, what's it?' the lady frog muttered releasing the egg form her hand and Mr. god got an invitation to open his eyes. After opening eyes and scanning the egg god realized that something was going to happen indifferent there. The diameter of the egg had started shifting from millimeter to centimeters.  As it became large enough it felt down off the branch of the tree that was the bed of  parents (reproducers, better say!) of this egg. The egg felt down on the earth and it's outer walls started getting cracked with huge sounds that made the earth vibrate for a while. It was an earth quake that vibrated that whole world for some time. The most notorious and wicked minded creature of this world started waking up. They had started coming out their houses running towards the open fields. Some hid themselves under the beds. A lot of stuff had happened within few seconds.
'Ohhh my god. What's it,' the lady frog shouted after seeing the creature that came out of the cracking egg. She wanted to clean the liquid dirt that was covering her newly born kid's body that came out of her womb just few minutes ago. The dogs sitting under the tree at it's root started barking. The lion, king of the jungle started roaring, bunches of the birds started chirping more and more flying here and there and away from the trees, all the animals and birds started running away from the jungle after seeing the creature that came out of the egg. After seeing their newly born baby, the crow and the lady frog got fainted and felt down off the branch of the tree on the ground.

[to be cont....
with the physical appearance of the newly born baby that shocked God as it was not his creation and he predicted something wrong was going to happen on this earth!] 

Friday, May 6, 2011

SUMMER TRAINING / INTERNSHIP @ I P University....[dedicated to all those dads/moms, who have approaches in the big companies (but for thier kids only!)]

Training letters have been getting issued in all the colleges of IP University since January so in my college too. Most of my classmates are very smart in such training kind of work so they have already got many letters. Following them, I went to the training and placement department of my college and asked the person (who takes care of such letters) to get me a training letter.
'For which company?' He asked me the first question when I asked him for a training letter.
'DRDO' I answered without delay.
'Okay, do you have any approach there?' he asked.
'No sir. I've heard this name from my friends,' I said.
'They're getting letters to this name so I also want it,' I continued. He looked at me right from my eyes to feet and repeated it moving his eyes from my feet to face and continued typing the letter. Within five minutes, the letter started coming out of the printer containing my name, address etc etc. He then asked me to check my name and roll no etc there in the letter.
'Thank you sir,' I said smiling. He gave me a shameless smile in return and asked me to get the letter signed by the dean.
Training is still to start in June but the training letters' story started in January. After getting letter I spoke to all of my friends about DRDO and came to know that it's a defence research organisation and students who have approach can get a seat for training there. I scanned my head and got no one (whom I know) was there hidden in my head who is working in DRDO. I folded the letter and tossed it into my bag where a lot of useless papers were already kept along with the news papers.
Months passed and I got around eight training letters to the names of different big companies naming BHEL, BEL, NTPC, DMRC, NDPL, DTL, DRDO etc. My classmates kept promising me to get my training done into such big companies because their dads or some relatives were there but no one accepted my letter except one, Gyan. In the meantime first internal examinations went and a month later, second internals also got over.
Well, the speed of the time machine is moving faster so the internal practical papers came that would be followed by the external papers. My classmates have started getting confirmation letters from the big names but no such letter reached to me yet.
The first and last approach that I was unaware of was Tanya (my sweetheart friend), who had asked me to mail my resume to her email id along with  a letter to BEL (Bharat Electronics, a big name again!). I made my resume the same day with an hour and mailed it to her the same evening. I was very happy and threw a small soft drink and chawmin treat with my friend, Gyan, who had already got a training confirmation letter from DMRC (delhi metro rail corporation) and his bro failed to get my done there.
Yes, finally I got an approach, after all so a treat was necessary. As I've already discussed that external examinations are about to start so I'm left with the least time for other stuff except books. I've already wasted my important time in making so many files that are useless and going to add to the height of the heaps in the store room of my college so time is not letting me waste it any more.

[few days later]

'my training is done in BEL and that of your, Sakshi and Savvy aren't. I'm sorry,' the message came in my phone and my brain got choked for a while.   More messages came explaining the reasons for not getting it done there came but all of them seemed useless to me except the first one.
Yes, Tanya's dad was able to get the training done in BEL for his kid only and not for me, Sakshi and Savvy. My brain got shocked because I had already dreamt and planned a lot to work and enjoy with her for two full months but the dream got shattered just in seconds. I went online at the same time and started messaging to my classmates, seniors and juniors too to help me in getting my training done anywhere (including big names!).

It was the power Electronics practical viva gong on so my classmates were revising and getting prepared for viva. Unlike them I was standing among them (without books!) and was thinking and looking towards all of my classmates. I started asking the first guy in the row with the question like :
'Hey, where are you going for training?'  After getting the answer of this question I gunned the second question down without delay.
'Meri bhi lagwade please :(,'
'Dude, you are already late and my dad tried really very hard to get my and his training done in Airport Authority,' One Mohit said pointing his index finger towards Varun. I looked at Varun, who gave me a smile in return that I didn't like, really. After inquiring more guys, I reached to the whose dad has maximum approaches to the big companies.
'Hey, how are you?' I asked.
'I'm fine,' he answered after scanning my face nicely.
'Where are you going for training?' I asked the next question that I wanted to ask before asking him about his well beings.
'NTPC,' he answered looking into his book.
'Can you try for me there please?' I uttered.
'Time has gone. You are late and NTPC manager is a far relative of my dad so I tried for myself and Ranaji only and he is also going with me there. Ranaji started smiling looking into his Power electronics file, who was sitting next the Nikhil.
'Bro, please try for me too. Talk to your dad once. I don't have any approach,' I said pretending, as if my face expression was full of sorrow, grieves and sadness.
'Wow,' Ranaji interrupted.
'Stud, you never let any chance go to tease him and making out his fun and now you are seeking help from him,' Ranaji said laughing.
'Ranaji, please stop it,' I said stopping my laugh that was about to burst out. I controlled my laugh, anyhow and maintained my sad expression but that failed to work there. After few more minutes of the conversation with them it was confirmed that Nikhil was not going to help me. I've made his fun many times, after all.
I spoke to the worst guy and girl of my class but failed to convince them that I really need help. They all thought I was disturbing their studies and making out their fun.
Yes, I smiled at times because after listening to their kiddish and senseless reasons no one could have stopped laughing there.
'Saala sabse maje le raha hai,' one of my stud friends said adjusting his specs, who was standing away from me dipping his eyes and brain into his file but ears towards my conversations. But the fact is that I really needed a help.
Well, the news of my training not done in BEL haunted a person more than me. She became restless and started making calls. She started giving me the details of NDPL and some more companies where training can be get done easily. She asked me to go there as soon as possible. She was more worried than me for my training, I don't know why.
Getting horrified by the news that in NDPL only NDPL's staff kids training would be done from this year she asked me to meet the HOD of EEE department of her college, who also has big approaches.
Yes, I'm talking about Tanya (my sweetheart friend). Following her instructions, I reached her college the same days she called me there. I reached near her DSP lab, as she was about to give her practical viva there. Well, I'm more familiar with the labs, classes and library of her college than mine. If you ask me the address of the DSP lab in my college, I would feel sorry to say you that I don't know where is it! My maximum time get spent in her college and my attendance is more in her college canteen and library rather than mine. Most of her classmates know me so they were staring at me when the best girl of their college walked out of lab to meet me. She marched me to the cabin of EEE's HOD on the 2nd floor but he was not there. After searching scanning each and every class and labs, we saw mr. HOD in a control engineering lab where he was taking viva of 2nd year students. We were standing outside the control lab waiting for the HOD to come out.
'Keep it buttoned,' Tanya said to me slipping the sleeves of my shirt down that were hanging above my elbows.
'What are you doing?' I uttered.
You should look like a professional,' she answered buttoning the uppermost button of my shirt that packed my neck.
'It's already hot and you are packing me like this. I'll die of this scorching heat for sure,' I said adjusting the collar of my shirt.
'Shut up, go the way I'm suggesting otherwise forget internship at good place,' she said giving a sharp look. After adjusting my hair that was falling on my forehead, she started giving me tips like 'how to talk to the HOD in a good manner (without using rough language), as if I always use rough language when I talk to such people.



[to be cont....
the scene changed when mr. HOD, an old man came out and asked me that he had seen me before....and he recognized that I was the same guy, who was caught watching bad video with a girl of his college in her classroom, few months ago.]