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Inception With Tanya

'Nascafe!' I said to Tanya pointing my index finger towards the Nescafe with excitement as if I've seen  it first time.
Yes, we were roaming at NSP and we had met after a long period of 10 days so we had decided to roam together for the whole day from 10:00am to 5:00 pm. But it was Tanya, who reached late by twenty minutes, so it was around 10:30am. Weather was cool so I decided to have a hot Nescafe cappucino and we went near the Nescafe.
'Two regular cappuccinos,' I ordered at the counter.
'I'm not having it, you have,' Tanya said.
'Why?' I asked.
'I don't like hot coffee because it burns my tongue,' Tanya said.
'Once I had it but it burnt my tongue,and I had stopped eating for a week' she continued. I took one cup and we started looking for a good place to sit. But it was NSP, where people love to sit on the stairs, so I asked her to sit on the stairs in front of a closed shop. It was 10:30am, so most of the shops were closed except a coffee and cigarette shop.

'On the stairs, I can't sit,' she said making an expression as if I had asked her to sit on a dirty place.
'Panipat college of engineering, hey, its an engineering college in this small shop,' I said reading the written stuffs on the top of a shop, which was being opened by a guard and a woman.
'Duffer, its an office of that college, its not a college,' she said.
'Sir, don't sit here, please go there because I've to open this shop,' one guard said pointing towards the other stairs.
'Let's go there,' I said sipping my hot cappuccino. We started searching for new place. I started showing her the place where I and my friends use to have our lunch.
'You people come here for lunch?' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'Let's go to Haldirams,' she said.

'Wow, we can sit anywhere, so many chairs are empty,' I thought smiling.
Yes, we had reached the Haldirams.
'Let's go there, thats my favorite table,' Tanya said walking towards her favorite table.
'I need water,' she said taking her seat.
'I'm bringing it for you,' I said and went near a tap where it was written 'drinking water' in red paint. I brought a glass of water for her.
'Why are you smiling?' I asked her offering her the glass.
'Nothing, sit now' she said and I took my seat.
'What will you take?' I asked.
'Nothing, I had my breakfast at home,' she said.
'Butterscotch,' I said putting my index finger on the menu in front of the shakes' list.
'I was about to choose that,' she said.
'But I'm hungry,' I said.
'Take a sandwich for you, its sandwiches are better,' she continued. We went to the first floor and ordered our shakes and sandwich.
'Cute spoons no,' she said smiling looking at the small colorful fiber spoons.
'Yeah, take a pic of it,' I said and she started taking pics of those cute spoons.

'There,' I said walking towards a table in the last row holding the tray of the butterscotch shakes' glasses in my hand.
'Why there?' she flashed the question.
'Because we can talk and see outside from there,' I said as the table was near the transparent glass wall.
'Cartoon,' she said. I don't know why she made me cartoon for this simple reason as I love to sit from where I can see everything.
'When is our result coming?' she asked taking her seat.
'I don't know, have one sandwich,' I said avoiding her question because it was the fourth time, she had asked me about the results since morning.
'I can't eat, I've become fat,' she said.
'But you look sweeter,' I said.
Yes, she was looking simply amazing. She had gained more pound so she was looking complete. Her eyes were looking awesome because she had applied more kajal on the upper and lower part of her eyes, which was adding a lot to her milky white face. I was totally lost into her adorable beauty. I don't know why she was looking more dazzling beautiful today. Her eyebrows were looking ravishing, her pink lips were somptueux. Her hairstyle was lovely, I'm a big fan of her hairstyle, so I love to play with her hair whenever I get a chance to touch her hair.

'Sandwich,' the voice reached my ears suddenly and I came out of the pulchritudinous beauty.
'Ohh, I'm sorry,' I said.
'Its okay,' she said smiling. I don't why I said sorry to her. But it was really magnificent beauty siting in front of me, so that any one could have lost his nerves there.
'Cheers,' she said touching her shakes' glass with mine.
'Nice shakes,' I said.
'Results, I'm scared of my result,' she said adjusting her specs. It doesn't affect you but I'm scared, she continued.
Yes, I hardly care for the exams or results, but Tanya was sad so I started trying to make her feel good.
'See, you will get 71 to 76% marks this time,' I said guessing her percentage.
'I'm scared of my control engineering paper, I've gotten only 11 marks out of 25 in the internals,' she said.
'I know,' I said because I've her all subjects' marks in my mind, but have forgotten my own all subjects' marks.
'I think you'll get a back in this paper,' I continued.
'I know, I'll get it,' she uttered with sad face.
Oh my god, she was looking more pretty now, so I was loosing my control over my nerves again but I tried a lot to avoid and concentrate on the results stuffs.
'See, you have not gotten any back paper in the last three sems, so you won't get it this time, don't worry be happy,' I said.
'Let's see,' she uttered. I don't know why was she so weired about the results since last week.


'Two Inception tickets for the 12:10 show,' I asked at the box office of the Fun cinemas, NSP.
'5th and 6th seats in the top row,' the counter guy said.
'320 bucks,' he continued.
Tanya flashed the cash on the counter holding my hand tightly which was about to reach my wallet.
'Hey, what happened, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I've already paid,' she said. I turned back with the tickets and saw that all the eyes of the guys and girls standing in the queue were gazing at me as if I've committed a big mistake. I don't know why they were gazing at me and Tanya.

Happy B'day To My Son cont.....

We all entered the Chawla chicken resto and started taking our chairs. I put the d cake on the table and started asking for a lighter to light the candles.
'You ass, can't you wait for a while?' Savlani asked Verma, who was tasting the cake.
'Bhaiya, please give me a lighter,' Savlani requested a waiter but the waiters were so busy that they didn't have time to provide us a lighter.  We waited for half an hour then we started placing candles on the cake but Verma was still busy in licking the upper chocolate layer. The cake was brought by Savlani so something different was written on the cake. It was happy birthday- beta from papa.  We started rearranging ourselves on the respective chairs.
'Let my son sit next to me,' Savlani shouted as Pranav was siting with him. I don't know why Savlani thinks that Khurana is his son. Every thing was arranged on the table, the cake and  the candles.
We all started with the rhyme "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to my Khurana". When we started clapping and the birthday song then the rest of the crowd of the Chawlas also sarted clapping and singing the birthday song, but it was Savalni, who was singing like "happy birthday to my son". When the crowd heard the son stuff, they started laughing loudly so we all.
'Hey, hold his hand,' I said to Savlani as Khurana was ready to cut the cake, after all Savlani was supposed to be his dad. Khurana has cut the half then Pawan, Vaid, and Verma started eating the chocolate cake. We all were mad about the chocolate cake. Savlani snatched half of the cake from Pawan's hand, then it was Verma, who attacked Savlani and got one fourth of it and shared with me. Then waiter was called and asked to clean out table as the whole table was covered with the melted chocolate. One idiot waiter was in such a hurry that he slipped the cake cover on my body. Savlani asked for menu and it took more than 20 minutes to decide the items' order, because it was the stud, who always ask all of us about our likings but he gives order according to him, so I was quiet there.

'Bhaiya, come here, one tandoori, one karai chicken, half lemon chicken, half butter chicken, and ten butter rotis,' Savlani ordered.
'Bhaiya, wait, one and half tanddori chicken,' Pawan said adjusting his specs. Then we all nodded. I and Verma ordered sour and sweet chicken soup, but Savlani asked the waiter not to listen to us.
'I'll pay my own for the soup,' I said but the waiter was not listening me as it was the direction of the so called stud, Savlani.
'I don't eat chicken, so please bring one daal makhni for me,' Pranav ordered.
'First bring tandoori,' Pawan ordered the standing waiter. It took 15 minutes and the order reached our table. It was Pranav, who was saying that he doesn't eat chicken, had taken three pieces of tandoor, Verma, me, Khurana, and Savlani, we all took two pieces each, but the plates of Pawan and Vaid were empty because no more chicken was left for both of them. Then Savlani divided that one and half plate tandoori equally to all of us. After finishing tandoori, the rest order reached our table and we were ready to attack the different kinds  of chicken. I took two two pieces of karai chicken without caring for the others and one butter chicken and one butter rotis, but it was Verma, who took one karai chicken piece from my plate. It was only Khurana, the birthday boy, who was eating like human, rest were eating chicken as if they have seen fried chicken first in their life.

'You ass, why don't you eat your chicken,' Verma said me as I was eating his chicken piece, but I hardly listened to him, continued and finished one piece. I and Verma finished first, but Savlani was still ordering half lemon chicken and ten rotis. I don't know why he was ordering this much, because I already had refused to take more rotis and Verma was about to finish. The extra order reached our table and Savlani and Vaid continued eating, and Pranav were clicking pics of both of the eating studs. Savlani was threatening me not to write about the dinner and his way of eating in my blogs.
'You ass, stay away from me,' Savlani shouted when Verma was teasing him with the napkin.

'Hey, what the hell are you doing, leave me,' I said when Pawan and Verma were snatching my phone.
Yes, I was messaging Tanya, and they were interested more in her messages. Pawan and Verma are more muscular than me, but I won at that time and didn't let them snatch my phone and I went out. They started shouting like true love and all that stuffs, when I was leaving for out.....

Happy B'day To My Son

'You ass, why have you not wished Khurana, today is his birthday,' Pawan said as I received the call.
'I'm sorry, I forgot that, let me wish him first,' I said.
'We are going to his place, be ready, Savlani is waiting in his car at Pitampura,' reach there as soon as possible,' he said and disconnected the call.
'Hey, the pig is asking for 20 bucks more bucks for petrol, otherwise he wont come at Pitampura, we have to go to nsp,' the voice of angry Pawan reached my ears.
'Okay, say him that we'll pay 20bucks more and when he comes and asks for money, then we wont pay,' I said on phone.
'Thats a good idea, bye,' Pawan said.

'Where are you?' I asked Savlani on phone.
'Kohat Enclave,' Savlani said and disconnected the call.
'The asshole, he is lying as he always do,' Pawan said to me as we both were waiting for Savlani near Pitmpura metro station.
'There is that dog,' Pawan said pointing his middle finger towards Savlani, who was waving his hand from his car standing other side near the red light.

'You ass, can't you reach on time, look into your watch, its 9:00pm, and we were reaching Rajori at 8:00pm,' I said Savlani taking front seat.
'Its not my fault, traffic is at apex at this hour,' Savlani said.

'Wow, dudes reached on time,' Verma said as I came out of the car.
Yes, Verma, Khurana, and Vaid were waiting at Lifestyle mall in Rajouri garden. I hugged Verma and wished Khurana his b'day.
'Hey, where is the cake,' Vaid asked searching something in the car.
'What the fuck, we forgot that, lets go and buy it right now,' Savlani siad. Pawan hugged Khurana wishing his b'day.
'Wow, awesome ass,' Verma said to me pointing his index finger towards a girl in white skirt.
'Can't you stop it?' I asked Verma.  Pawan and Khurana were discussing about something and me and Verma were walking inside the Lifestyle mall. Verma started scanning almost all sweet girls and was analysing the shapes and sizes of all parts of girls there. He then gave a flying kiss to a girl, who was standing with a guy at the first floor.
'You ass, stop it, she is with her boyfriend,' I said to Verma.
'Don't worry bro, they are on first floor, if they try to catch me then we will be on second floor then.
'How?' I asked.
'See, her boyfriend will try to reach us fast by escalator and we will fly to the second floor by lift', Verma said.
'Hey, come come, he showing how many messges Minny has sent to him since the midnight,' Pawan shouted and we snatched phone from Khurana's hands.
'What the hell is this, I kicked her and she started loving Khurana,' Verma said checking out the inbox of Khurana's phone. Verma started counting the messages, there were around 35 b'day messages in Khurana's inbox from Minny.
'This is called true love,' I uttered.
'True love my cock,' Verma said threw phone to Pawan and started walking away with me.
'Nice boobs,' Verma uttered when few girls were crossing us.
'Hey, what did you  say?' a girl from the group shouted back to us.
'Spongy boobs,' Verma shouted correcting the his previous words.
'Fuck off you dick head,' the girl said giving dirty expressions.

'Lets go, they have reached with cake, lets go to Chawla chicken,' Khurana said us.
'Nice cake, lets cut it here on the top of this car,' I said.
'Shut up you ass, Khurana will cut it alone,' Pawan said.
We reached Chawla chicken but it was full and there were no single vacant seat there, so we tried The Tandoor, the next resto.
'Lets go to another Chawala,' Khurana siad.
'Wow, its going to be a grand party, how much money you have brought,' Verma asked Khurana.

I Don't Cheat In The Tests

'Where were you, you are late, stay out,' the trainer said me.
'I'm sorry sir,' I said to the trainer.
'Where is your seat?' the trainer asked me.
'I don't know,' I answered.
'Look at him, he doesn't know, where is his seat,' the trainer shouted and every body started laughing at me. I don't know why they started laughing as I  didn't know my seat becaue I was late.
'Everybody is siting according to their roll numbers, but you go and seat there,' the trainer said me pointing his index finger toward the front bench.
'Sir, I can't sit there, because my roll number is in last, so I'm going to the back bench,' I said.
'I know, how much you have prepared for this test, go and seat there,' the trainer said rudely. I took question paper and sat with Vinay on the first bench. I flipped the question paper twice, but I hardly knew any answer. Even questions seemed strange, so I startd looking into my neighbours answer sheets'. I forgot my pen at home so I asked many guys and girls for it, but all were so sincere that they brought only one pen. Then I saw two pens in front of Manali, I rushed and asked her for one and she gave me one.

'Hey, show first one,' I said to Vinay, who was siting in my right hand side.
I started looking into Rachna's answer sheet ans started xeroxing all stuffs honestly, but the trainer has got eagle eyes, so he came near me and changed my seat and sent me to sit with one girl. I don't know her name. She is my classmate, but I hardly talk to girls in my class, so I don't know her name, because its quite hard to remember the names of all sixty guys and girls. But her writing speed was good so I started mine. The trainer was siting infront of me and was started shouting my name at an interval of 4 to 5 minutes, because my eyes were conentrating more on my neighbour's answer sheets'.
I started looking left, right, up and down, and I started staring at the outside people.

'Oh god, I can't see her answer sheet properly, because she was siting there on the front bench. I wish I would have some convex lenses in my eyes, so that I would have xeroxed her answer sheet,' I thought looking minutely into her answer sheet. But the figure, that she was drawing was clearly visible to me, so I drew all the lines and boxes on my answer sheet but I failed to copy the written stuffs, which were written there near all the arrows and boxes of that figure.
'If you would read honestly in the class then you would have written all answers on your own,' the trainer said me. If you are caught again then I'll throw you out,' he continued. He started throwing our some more studs who were interested more in their neighbours' answer sheets. They were Mayank and Mukesh. They were gazing at me as if it was I who was sending then out of the class.
'Can't you listen to me,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I'm sorry sir, I won't repeat it again,' I said.
'This is you last warning,' he said and game the answer sheet. I sat at my seat and put my left palm on my forehead so that the trainer couldn't see my moving eyes properly and started my xerox machine as fast as possinbe, after all it was last warning for me.
'You give your answer sheet, what do you think, I can't see you if you put your fingers on your forehead,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I've already crossed this age, so don't try to make me fool, go out,' he continued. I left the class because I've xeroxed 15 answers out of 21........

'Hey, the asshole also sent you out,' Mukesh asked me outside the class.
'Forget that, I've to leave for home, I've some important work,' I said Mukesh.
'Please arrange a bike so that I can reach bus stand,' I continued.
'Sorry bro, no bike today, the bike walah guy has already left for hime,' Mukesh said.
'You have to walk for half an hour to reach the bus stand,' he said me.
'Okay, lets go,' I said.
'We walked for ten minutes and tired, so we bought a coke and two glasses, and started waiting for lift. We asked many cars and bikes for lift, but no one gave us lift.
'Hello uncle, can you drop us near bus stand,' I asked one old man, holding a glass of coke in my right hand.
'No,' he answered. I don't know why people have become so mean and cruel, that we had to wait for long in that scorching sun.
'Hey, see, its stopped,' Mukesh said running towards a tempo.
'Bhaiya, can you drop us near bus stand,' Mukesh asked the tempo driver.
'No, but I can drop you on highway, because I've to go the opposite way,' the driver said and we both jumped in that tempo carrier.
'You asshole, can't you throw this fuking coke at this time?' I asked Mukesh as he was not able to come in and still was hanging with one of the rods of that carrier.  Mukesh got down near his place and I was standing alone in the back of that tempo carrier. The tempo dropped me on the highway, but there was no bus stand and the bus stand was quite far, so I started asking for lift again in that sun. No one was stopping there, even dtc buses were running at the jet plane speed there on that smooth highway. I waited for half an hour and finally one hearty truck walah stopped there.
'Where to go,' the truck driver asked me.
'Leave me at any bus stand,' I said.
'Okay, but where are you going,' he asked me opening the door.
'Rohini,' I said jumping into the front seat of that truck. It was quite high, so I tried twice but didn't reach.
'I don't know why the truck seats are made so high, I can't even jump despite being a regular jogger,' I thought...........

Dating in the Rain

'Hey Gyan, ask that bastard to wait near bus stand,' I said to Gyan.
'Where are you?' he asked me.
'I'm in rikshaw, and I'm reaching in five minutes,' I said and disconnected the call.
'Buddy, the ass is saying that he can't wait,' Gyan messaged me.
'What the hell is he doing, ask that pig to wait just for two minutes, I'm in auto,' I said.
Yes, I took auto near bus stand because the asshole driver was flying the college bus without waiting for the late comers.
'Bhaiya, that yellow bus, you have to catch that bus,' I said to the auto walah.
'But thats running faster than mine,' the auto driver said.
'Faster, huh, you look a stud bhaiya, and look at your auto, its new and shining, driver a bit faster,' I said.
'Hey, give your phone to that mother fuker,' I said to Gyan as the bus driver was driving faster despite knowing that my auto is after behind the bus.
'Don't worry, I'll request him to wait for few minutes near Vinay's stand,' he said.
'Shahib ji, I don't have change,' the auto driver said when I flashed a long red note to him. Then I checked out my wallet properly and found only 20 bucks and gave it to him, and started running towards the bus.

'Finally, I made it,' I said to myself after entering the bus, but the whole crowd were gazing towards me as if I had committed a big mistake by saying few more f words to the driver. The driver was so smart that he hardly listens to the late comers.
I don't know why I was so desperate to catch the bus today because I use to let it go daily and get an excuse for not going to college.
'Hey, I got it, first rikshaw and then auto and finally in my bus,' I messaged this to Tanya.
'Now you can't stop talking to me,' I flashed the second message to her while taking a back seat in the bus.
Yes, she had threated me that she would stop talking to me, if I miss my bus and don't go to training.

'Guys, who have not registered for nasscom, can go in the computer lab and register there, Divij, the leader announced.
'Thank god, we can't be bored, I said to myself.
I went to the net lab, but it was house full there and the students were treating as if they would be the toppers of that nasscom paper.
'Wow, nice weather,' I said to myself while looking out of window.
Yes, it was about to rain.
'Hey, lets go out to register for this nasscom, you go and bring bike keys from your friend,' I said to Mandal.
'Yes, you are right, we will register from my lappy by connecting your phone to use net on my lappy,' Mandal said and vanished to get the bike keys.

'What the hell is this, I've left my door unlocked,' Mandal said opening the door of his flat.
Yes, we reached his place and he found his door opened and when I asked for the reason then he said that he   drank a lot at night so his head was still roaming and left the door opened.
'Oh, battery of my lappy is gone and light is gone since morning,' he said while switching on his lappy.
'Hey, open the window, its going to start raining,' I said to him when I saw the stormy weather through the window panes.
'U wot duin abi?' this message came to my phone.
'Nuthin, m at ma frns plce,' I replied.
'Y, u not duin trnin,' the reply came.
'No, sir left us to rgistr for nasscom,' I replied.
'gr8, u need a bahana daily 2 skp  ur trnin,' the reply came.
'I'm nt tokin to u,' the reply continued.
Yes, I was talking to Tanya thorough message.
'm sory, pls dnt stop tokin 2 me, vil xplain u evrythin,' I replied.
'Cn v mt?' I flashed this message to her.
'Nope, I'm busy in gd, so I cnt cum,' she replied.

'Hey, show your phone, Mandal said to me and snatch my phone and started reading all the messages fo inbox loudly in front of me, then I tried to snatch my phone from his hand but he didn't.
'You both love each other the most, so sharing each moment,' He said smiling.
'Give me my phone, I'm leaving your place,' I said.
'How will you leave, its started raining outside,' he continued.
'Give me the bike keys, and drop me at the nearby bus stand,' I said coming out.
'Wow, look at the river, lets swim,' I said driving the bike into the water.
Yes. it rained heavily, so the water was every where as the sewage was full and was throwing the water out.
Mandal dropped me near the bus stand and vanished with his bike.
'Oh god, where will I stand, I said to myself because the steel roof was not there over the bus stand because the renovation work is going on every where in Delhi due to the coming Common wealth game. Then I saw a kid, who was standing there on the bus stand under an old fashioned big umbrella.
'Hey, can you share your umbrella with me,' I said to him replying Tanya's message in the heavy rain holding my bag over my phone.
'Why not, come in,' he said.
'So where are you going?' the kid asked.
'Pitampura,' I answered.
'You study in college?' he asked.
'Yes, I answerd.
' And what are you doing here, waiting for bus?' I asked.
'Nope, I'm waiting for my sister, who is coming from school, its raining no, she will get wet, so I came here,' he said.
'Why are you using your phone in this rain, the rainwater will go inside,' he said.
' I'm replying Tanya, if I don't reply then she will kill me,' I said.
'Tanya is your girl friend's name?' the kid asked.
'Smart kid,' I said rubbing his hair.
'Show her pics, I wanna see her,' he said smiling.
 'See my bus is coming, I'll show you next time, thank you,' I said and shook hand with that kid and started running towards the dtc bus. I don't know why these dtc buses' drivers stop bus away from the stand,' I said to myself running.
Yes, I wanted to show Tanya's pics to that smart kid but........................................

'Shahib ji, you all have to go by walking, because red light is not working and this traffic is still for the last few hours,' one conductor said from outside as I was siting in the bus and waiting for the traffic to be cleared for the last one and half hour.
'U whr?' the message came on my phone.
'I'm about to reach Pitampura,' I replied.
'Okay, the trainer is leaving us, so I'll reach there in 5 minutes,' the reply came and I jumped out that bus.
I started walking as I was running towards the red light and reached the nearby red light in ten minutes.
'I'm about to reach,' the message came.
'Bhaiya, Pitampura metro, I asked a rikshaw puller standing at the other end of the red light.
'How much?' I asked.
'Only 50 bucks,' he said.
'Its not fair, look there, the metro station is few kilometres away, and you are charging 50 bucks, I'll 30 bucks,' I said.
'I'm not going,' the rikshaw puller said. The phone vibrated again.
'I've reached, where are you?' the message came.
'2 mins more,' I replied putting my ass on that rikshaw, which was charging 50 bucks just for few kilometres.
'Pitampura metro?' One girl asked me, who was standing there.
'Yup, I said and the girl jumped in the rikshaw and sat with me.
'How much is he charging you?' she asked.
'50 bucks,' I said.
'These rikshaw pullers are luteraas,' we'll pay 20 bucks each,' she said.
'Nope, 25 each,' I said.
'I'm Nikita,' she said shaking hands.
'I'm going home, can't you reach on time, I'm going, bye,' the voice penetrated my ear drum and the call was disconnected.
I called and tried to convince Tanya but she was stuck to her decision to go home and disconnected the call.
'Who?' Nikita asked me moving her eyebrows.

'I'm going home,' Tanya said.
'Hey, you are looking dazzling beautiful,' I said to her.
'Thank you,' she said without making any eye contact as I was trying to look into her eyes....................

A Perfect Sunday Morning

'Wow, its raining,' I said to myself as I woke up due to cold air coming out of the room cooler. It was 5:00am. This Sunday will be a complete fun, I thought.
'Ohh my god, what the hell is this,' I said to myself as I got out of bed and my feet got wet due to water. I rushed towards the door to close it, but it was useless because water was there everywhere in my room. I suddenly ran towards the window, it was also open and water was coming in with a heavy flow. I closed it. 'What the hell is this, I mumbled when I my eyes concentrated towards my land line phone, It immersed completely in the water, I hold it for a while and put that again in the water. New papers were completely dipped in water as I throw them on the floor after reading. I stood there in the water for a while and came out of the room as it was useless to think about those wet stuffs.

'Ouch,' the voice came out of my mouth when I jumped seven feet of logged water to reach jogging track from the other side at the Japanese park.
Yes, it rained heavily at the night, so the water logging was there every where in the street, so in the park.
One old uncle was standing on one side of that water logging when I was taking few back steps to run and jump that logged water. First he tried to cross that but he failed, so he was standing there.
When I was siting there on the floor due to pain in my left leg, I saw that the uncle brought some bricks from nearby and was putting there in the water to make a way to cross that water without falling like me.
'Smart uncle, huh, why didn't he put those bricks when I was about to jump, did he want to teach me a lesson, ' I said to myself.

It started raining when I was jogging, so I lowered my jogging speed to enjoy the heavy rain. It was really a great experience to jog in that rain. The roaring sound of the thunder was adding a lot in that rain and the lightening was showing that it would be raining whole day.
It rained heavy in the night, so lesser people came there for jogging and walking. I saw few old uncles started running towards the rest room when it started raining heavy, but I continued jogging and reached the place where I do some exercises.
'Wow, its really cool,' a woman's voice reached my ears. Yes, there were three aunties who were mad about that rain like me. They continued their exercises. I saw a young lady walking under the umbrella. She was unique because she came with that umbrella as she knew that it was going to rain.

'Hare Ramaaaa, hare Krishnaaaa, the voice reaching my ears was going louder as the rain was turning heavier.
Yes, they were the yoga uncles as they do Ramdev's yoga daily, but it was different today.
'They are the real studs, they read new papers daily thats why they knew that it would be raining this morning as the weather department had already announced it earlier,' I said to myself.
Yes, they had come with music instruments to sing that hare rama and hare krishna. Music was adding a lot of sweetness in that loud and ugly voice of those uncles. 'Thanks to weather department,' I said to myself.
I finished my exercises in half an hour and was about to leave, but how could I leave that beauty of rain. So I started walking round the pond and saw the ducks were running towards the bushes, and a duffer crow was teasing them. The fountains stopped working as the god's fountain was pouring water over whole Delhi. The birds were chirping, sitting on the trees there. The street lamps started lighting, I don't know why because it was around 7:00am. Few fat aunties were still jogging in the rain as if they were about to loose more pounds today. Then suddenly my eyes went towards sitting chair near the bank of  that pond. I went and placed my ass there, and started streching my legs and lay my whole body there, keeping one right hand under my head as a pillow and the left on my chest and closed my eyes.  I started praying god for stopping the fukin time machine for few hours after closing my eyes. The water started entering my private parts, but who cares as the rain was becoming heavier and the sound coming out the falling rain water was going louder.

'Wow,' I uttered smiling when I opened my eyes to see my shoes as the water was entering inside it. The white Reebok's hexalite shoes was turning black. Yes the rain water was washing my shoes as it had turned white from black due to dust as I never washed it since I bought it........

I Always Wanted To Sleep With Her But........

Hey hi, a message came on my phone.
'I'm fine, but who gave you my number,' I replied.
'One friend, and forget it,' the reply came.
'Why have you changed you number, the previous number was better and you were using that for long time,' the reply came again.
'Forget that, hows you,' I replied.
'I'm fine, may I call you please?'  the reply came.
Hi, I said as I called after reading the last message.
'Hi, I've heard that you broke up with a girl, Tanya,' the voice reached my ear as soon as I finished the word hi.
Yes, I was talking to  Priya, who used to be my good friend in South Ex, but............

'How do you know about her,' I asked.
'You asshole, how can you be my good friend, you met a girl and didn't think to tell me about her,' she continued.
'I'm sorry for that, but who told you about Tanya,' I asked thinking that how this girl knows everything about me.
'Blogs, your blogs say everything about you,' she said.
'You read my blogs?' I asked.
'Yup, I like reading your blogs as you cover all of your new friends in that, but you don't have time to write even a single sentence for your old friends,' she said in said voice. Here starts her drama.
 'Okay, i'll write about my old friends too,' I said.
'Writing about old friends, huh,' the voice reached my ears.
'I'm arranging a party at my place as my mom dad have gone out of Delhi for a week,' she said.
'Wow, when?' I asked.
'Tonight, and reach my place around 8:00pm,' she said.
'Who else are coming?' I asked.
'Three more excluding you and me, and don't dare to be late as you used to be, bye,' she said and disconnected the call.
Yes, we used to organize frequent parties at her place during our IIT entrance preparation as her parents loved to stay away from home for longer time.

'Hi,' I said as the door opened.
'What hi, you dog, you are complete one hour late, and whats this?' she said pointing her index finger towards my legs.
'You beggar dog, can't you wear jeans?' she asked.
'Shut up you bitch, its quite hotter outside, I said entering the drawing room.
Yes, I had worn shorts because the mercury was crossing 40 degree centigrade.
'Where are other guys?' I asked taking seat on the sofa.
'None is coming,' she said.
'Then why didn't you inform me, it takes two hours to reach South Ex from Rohini?' I asked in an angry mood.
'Chill, Bhumika has a headache, Veer planned for disc suddenly, and Sid, the ass is having drugs at Rathi's place, and I was feeling lonely for the last few days when mom and dad left for Singapore,' she continued, siting on the spongy sofa on which I already deeped few feet down as it has more acceleration due to gravity.
'What the hell you are talking about, I've wasted my two hours to come here and if you were feeling lonely then why didn't you call Zara or Simmi aunty.'
Yes, Simmi aunty is such a nice woman, who always  live happy and try make many jokes which create a laughing atmosphere and she is a good friend of us.
'Just chill,' she said.
'Have it,' she said, lighting and puffing a Marlboro gold cigarette.
'I've quitted,' I said.
'Don't act as a kid,' she said opening a vodka bottle with an opener.
'Hey stop it,' I said snatching the bottle from her hand.
'So you are still a small kid and has not started drinking,' she asked. I don't know why she was saying me a kid as I'm a drinking, smoking, and doping free grown up guy.
'See, if you wanna drink, its good for you but drink few more bottles when I leave your place,' I said keeping the vodka bottle on the left leg of the spongy sofa.
'Can you please make a coffee for me?' I asked.
'Never,' she said pointing her eyes and finger towards the kitchen

'Why did you break up?' she asked seeping coffee.
'She was my friend, no tie up, no break up, and don't ask any more about her,' I said.
'You say, hows your going with Prithvi?' I asked.
'Forget that bastard, we broke up,' she said puffing the Marlboro gold cigg.
'Why?' I flashed the question as any one could have done the same.
'There was no future, the son of a bitch started loving drugs more than me, so we broke up on phone,' she said.
'Broke up on phone,' I laughed but controlled instantly as the tears started trickling down her cheeks.
'Hey, what happened, he loves drugs more than you, so forget him, you'll get some more cool studs,' I said offering her a napkin.
Oh god, she was looking dazzlingly beautiful. She wore a white shorts with small flowers printing and a long pink t, which was crossing the shorts. She was looking more white after falling down of tears from the bright eyes. How can she cry for that bastard, I thought.
'Hey, who is there, let me see,' I said after hearing the sound of the door bell.
'Wait, its Simmi aunty, she gives me lunch and dinner as mom asked her to take care of mine while leaving,' she said throwing napkin on the nearby table.
'Who is there inside?' Simmi aunty asked.
'None,' Priya answered.
'I've heard male's voice coming from drawing room,' Simmi aunty continued.
'I think you are half sleeping,' Priya said.
'Half sleeping, huh, here is daal, chapati, rice, butter paneer masala, and salad, eat all and don't dare to throw these into dustbin,' Simmi aunty said.
'Okay,' Priya said and shut the door.
'Why have you lied?' I asked Priya.
'You don't know her, if she comes to know that you are here at this hour then she will say everything to mom with adding more spices.
'I've to leave,' I said.
'Can't you please sit for ten minutes more?' she asked.

'Can you remember the day we kissed each other?' she flashed this question suddenly.
'Oh, how can I forget that day,' I said smiling.
'It was really sweet,' she said puffing another Marlboro cigg.
'Nope, it was tasteless,' I said............


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