The Result!

'Result aa gya,' the message came on my phone from Gyan.
'What the hell is this, what happened to it, no balance, fuck it,' I said to myself throwing my mobile phone towards my bed.
'Oh god, where is my landline, landline, come out please,' I said to myself trowing newspapers away from the floor.
Yes, our result had been declared, as the sms from Gyan was saying and I was trying to call him but there was zero balance in my phone, so I started searching my landline phone, which was lost under the thick cover of newpapers, because half of the floor of my room was covered with newspapers, books, plastic and paper bags.


'Hey, what's Tanya's result?' I asked Gyan, as he received my call.
'Wait, its downloading and speak slowly because my mom is siting next to me,' he said slowly.
'She is all clear,' he said.
'Wow, let's have party,' I said.
'But....,' he uttered.
'Hey, result came, and you are all clear,' I messaged to Tanya holding landline in my left hand.
'What but?' I asked Gyan.
'Dude, you got a back, so....,' he said.
'What so, what about your result?' I asked.
'Wow, I'm all clear, thank god,' he shouted.
'Congrats, and see my result once again,' I said because I was confirm about my result that I could not get any back.
'Hey, its same, you have a back,' he said.
'Bro, Tanya is all clear no, come out, let's celebrate, I said to Gyan.


'Pagal, Liar, you are lying,' Tanya messaged me.
'Nope, I'm not lying, your result is all clear,' I said to her, as I disconnected Gyan's call and called her from my landline.
'Who told you?' she asked.
'Gyan, he told me and he doesn't lie,' I said.
'Duffer, you switch on your laptop, and confirm it,' she said. I switched on my laptop on as fast as possible.
'Got it?' she asked.
'Wait, it's taking time, it will take few minutes,' I said to her.
'Bekar laptop, bekar net, let me switch on my net, ' she said. I don't know why she was saying a hp laptop with airtel internet bekar.
'Hey, got it, you are all clear,' I said to her.
'Check it twice,' she said.
'Checked it yaar, trust me,' I said.
'My net is so slow, ip site is not opening,' she said.
'Nice net and nice laptop,' I said.
'Shut up,' she said.
'Mail the whole pdf file on my gmail id,' she continued.
'Gyan is calling, I'm gonna have party,' I said.
'First mail me the result,' she ordered rudely.
'Hey, Abhi has got four backs,' I said checking out the results of her friends.
'Savvy has slipped in two but Sakshi is all clear,' I said. 
Yes, I stared checking out the results of her friends forgetting that of my stud friends. 




[ Next day in college ]

'Wow, all are present,'  I said to myself entering in my classroom.
Yes, I went to college because Tanya had refused to meet me, as she wanted to enjoy party with her friends.
All guys and girls in my class were happy, as their faces were saying.
'Hey studs, all clear, party,' I shouted shaking hand with Pawan and Savlani.
'Party my ass,' Savlani bounced back.
'This is my worst result,' he started with these words and I stepped towards the last bench shaking hand with the other all clear guys congratulating them.
I don't know why Savlani and Pawan were very sad because both were all clear.
'Hey bond, all clear?' One Pushpdeep asked me shaking hand.
'Nope, slipped in one,' I said.
'Don't worry, same here,' he said smiling.


'ER model, we'll read ER model today,' ma'am started with these words drawing some rectangles, ellipses and diamonds on the black board.
The first two rows' guys started looking at ma'am writing down the notes. They were copying everything whatever was written on black board. After all they were all clear students.
The middle two rows were very different because few were writing the notes, few were studying their own books, and few were chatting slowly keeping their head down, so that they could hide their faces from ma'am.


And now the last two rows, where guys love chatting, sleeping, watching porn, teasing each others, discussing about girls. One Rakesh was sleeping keeping his bag under his head as a pillow. Mukesh was gazing at girls and was commenting on their private parts, as if he had seen all the girls in their dressing room.  Ashwani was also also busy in chatting to the other stud.
Vikas and Pushpdeep were teasing and laughing at each other. Mayank and Vaid were talking to each other as if they were not going to meet and chat in future.
'Hey, Yadav went to GB road last night with Rastogi, When the result came, ' the voice reached my ears and the guys' ears started concentrating towards the voice.
'I'll buy a caret of whiskey and will drink whole day and night,' One Mandal said.
'I've to do this to forget my four backs,' he continued.


'Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum..........,' the last two rows' guys started shouting these words.
'What the hell is going on there, stand up you all,' ma'am shouted. We the last two rows' guys started looking at each other after hearing it.
'I said stand up you all, why are you all laughing,' ma'am shouted again coming towards us.
'Iski maa ki,' one uttered these beautiful words for ma'am looking at her.
Yes, the guys started shouting dhrum, dhrum....... because it was Minny, who stood up to ask ma'am something. Whenever the girl, Minny stand up to ask ma'am anything, then the guys don't like to leave any chance and start shouting  dhrum, dhrum... with different tones.


We all stood up, as ma'am was shouting a lot at us. We all started looking at each other and all of us started smiling when Vikas was making fun of Mandal.
'Oye dekh, dekh, Minny muh me le rhi hai,' Aman uttered slowly.
'Kya!' we all uttered together, as if we were asked to see some amazing creatures.
'Pen, Aman answered smiling looking at Minny.
'You dirty guys with dirty minds always think dirty stuffs,' Aman said smiling, as if he would have fooled us.
'Why don't you  guys study in class,' ma'am shouted at us.
'Shut up you bitch,' one of us uttered.
'Shut up your mouth, you ass, look at her figure man, she is looking so young, don't call her a bitch,' one of us uttered slowly.
'Yeah buddy, she is so blonde,look at her shape, ' the other uttered.


'Hhuuuuuuuuuuuu.............,' the standing guys started shouting this rhyme together when one senior girl entered our class to give a book to ma'am........

The Height of Apology!

'Bus came, where are you?' Gyan messaged me. 

'I'm not coming.' I replied with my wet hand, as I was shampooing my hairs and I came out of bathroom expecting Tanya's message.

Yes, I was late today, as I returned late from the park, so I was in bathroom taking shower but it was the time for me to reach bus stop.

'Ohh...fuck...how can I forget it?' I asked myself looking into the bathroom mirror. I had forgotten brushing my teeth, my morning coffee, and now its my beard, I had forgotten shaving my beard. So I started shaving my beard clearing shampoo lather from my face.

Yes, I was totally upset this morning because Tanya was angry with me because of my foolishness and she had stopped replying my message since last night. So I was trying different poses in my bathroom to say sorry to her.

'Hey, hi,' I said to Tanya.

'What hi, I'm not talking to you,' she said.

'What are you doing here, why did you not go to your college?' she continued.

Yes, I was at Rithala metro station and was waiting for her since half an hour checking out the faces of every people near exit of this metro station.

'Hey, that one,' I said to her pointing my index finger towards a nearby standing rikshaw. She was quiet but she sat in that rikshaw.

'Hey, what happened, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,' I started with these words, as I had practiced this in my bathroom while taking shower. She looked at me and started pushing ear phone into her ear holes and turned the volume maximum. It was expected so I started calling her from my phone so that I could disturb her and keep her away from music. She removed ear phone looking into my eyes but I avoided eye contact, I don't know why.


'Bhaiya, slowly, pull slowly.' I asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw slowly, so that I could get more time to express my feeling.
'Oh shittt..he was on Tanya's side, he was not reducing the speed of his rikshaw. 'May be he could have known about my mistakes and wanted me to teach a lesson,' I thought.
'Bhaiya, I'm a heart patient, doctor has asked me to stay away from speed, there is a hole in my heart, can't you reduce your speed,' I started requesting him, but he was still pulling his rikshaw with his maximum power.
'God, please break the chain of this rikshaw.' I prayed to god closing my eyes. 
'What's going on here,' I said to myself opening my eyes.
'Wow, she has forgiven me, I said to myself flashing a shameless smile at self.
Yes, she was smiling, looking at me, but the smile vanished within few seconds, so again I started trying something new to please her. I started speaking so many words, some of them were making sense and some of them were not. I tried a lot of different poses, funny words with funny expressions of my face, but she was still siting quiet on the left side of mine. I started commenting on the passing people because this was the best way to make her smile, as I always do but these hardly worked.


'Hey, stop it, he is from my class,' she said pulling my hand, as I had started passing comments on the shoes of a guy pointing my index finger towards his shoes near her college.
'Go to your college,' she said flashing 20 bucks to the rikshaw puller.
Yes, we had reached her college.
'I said go to your college,' she shouted flashing her wide opened her eyes to me, which was enough to feel the height of her anger, but I'm that kind of guy who never give up any stuff so easily.
'I'm going to second floor in the eee class room,' I said following her.
'People are gazing at me, don't be a stupid, go out,' she shouted showing her wide opened eyes.
'I love your glittering eyes,' I wanted to say but I didn't, I don't know why.
'I won't,' I said looking into her eyes.
'Oh my god, she was looking damn fabulous, her eyes, her kajal, her lips, oh god,' I had started dreaming.
'Going out or love to be slapped?' she said coming closer to me.
'Here it goes,' I said bringing my left cheek close to her.
'You are a complete duffer, look at the people,' she continued.
Yes, the students, the professors and the guards were staring at us, as if I had ragged a junior badly, but who cares because my whole focus was one and only one Tanya.
'You said sorry no, I've forgiven you, now go,' she said looking into my eyes. But still I was following her, as a small kid follows the elder member of his/her family in a crowded place.


'Get out of my college,' she shouted and the feet of the whole crowd stopped and of course they started gazing at us, as if I had committed a blunder there by following Tanya. Her face was turning into red color, dark red, and that was showing that she was becoming more angry and this was not a good sign for me.
'I'm gonna wait near college gate,' I said turning back.
'Bhaiya, what's the time for lunch here?' I asked a guard.
'12:30,' he replied harshly and I started roaming in her college.
'Hey hi, where is the cse class room?' I asked a girl, who was in hurry.
'First year?' she asked.
'Yup, and you?' I flashed back the question.
'2nd year ece,' she said.
'So you are senior to me,' I said.
'Yup, call me ma'am, she said smiling, as if she was in fourth year and had got a placement in the topmost MNC.
'Come with me, let me show you your class room,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'You are still in my college, go out, it will be good for you,' the sms came on phone. Yes, it was a sms from none other than Tanya.




'Hey, adjust you hairs,' Savlani said.
'Fuck my hair style, my brain had stopped working, I'm feeling like I was in coma, and you are asking me to adjust my hairs,' I wanted to say to Savlani, but I didn't.
Yes, I had reached my college because my attendance is very short and I got wet in the rain while going to college, so my wet hairs were looking rough. My attendance is short because I bunk my classes only to meet Tanya.
'Hey, let's have coffee,' Pawan said from behind.
'Okay,' I said and started following my stud friends Verma, Savlani and Pawan.
'Why are they looking at me, may be they know about me and Tanya and what has happened to me this morning,' I asked myself,when guys and girls started looking at me. I attended two lectures and was about to run away from my college because I had to go somewhere else.
'Hey, I'm going home, would you like to come with me because we are going to have two useless lectures,' I said to Gyan. He started thinking deeply, as if I had asked him to allow his girlfriend to date me.
Yes, all the lectures seem useless to me these days, I don't know why, so I love to run away from my college after one or two lectures. I don't run away from my college without any reason, either my teachers throw me out of my class for my stupidity or something else.
'Okay, let's go,' Gyan said after thinking deeply for the last five minutes.


'Hey, see this card, its nice no,' I asked Gyan.
Yes, we had reached metro walk and were checking out sorry cards in the Archies gallery.
'Hey, look at this, give it to her, she will forgive you,' he said showing me a love card.
'You ass, she will kill me if I give her a I love you card,' I said to him. I started reading the sayings and word stuffs in the all sorry cards, and got one which contained no 'love' word.
'Bhaiya, show me some cheapest sorry cards,' one guy said to the Archies' staff.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to that stud guy showing one beautiful card.
'You asshole, why don't you pick one for Tanya, showing cards to others, huh,' Gyan said from behind, so I adjusted that card to its place.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to Gyan showing a card reading the word content loudly.
'Can't you read them slowly?' Gyan asked.
Yes, I had chosen the most stupendous sorry card from that Archies galley.
'She will forgive you now,' Gyan said smiling.


'I'll wait for you by 4:30pm near G3S,' I messaged Tanya. I started calling her after five minutes, as I didn't get her reply.
'I'm in lab, and will go home after finishing my lab by 5:00pm,' she said on phone and disconnected the call.


'I've reached G3S,' I messaged to Tanya at 4:30.
'I'm going home, I'm not coming to G3S,' she replied.
'Whr r u?' I flashed back this short message to her.
'm at metro stn,' she replied.
'metro hs cum, I'm gng,' the message came and I lost my control over my nerves. I didn't reply because I had started running in the middle of the busy road to cross the road to catch an auto.
'Can't you see, you blind,'the voice reached my ears but I continued crossing the road.
'Bhaiya, metro station,' I asked one auto driver.
'40 bucks,' he said and I jumped into his auto without any delay.
'Bhaiya, fast please, drive faster, I've to reach metro station within five minutes,' I said messaging Tanya that I was in auto and reaching metro withing five minutes.
'Get down, and take other auto,' the auto driver shouted at me stopping his auto.
'Bhaiya, please, she is very angry with me, if I won't reach at metro within five minutes, she will leave,' I requested to the auto driver, as if a kid was asking for a small toffee making a sad expression.
'girlfriend hai, sirji, aisa bolo na!.' He said smiling and started increasing the speed of his auto...............

A Walk In The Rain!

'That's BTW, its tikki is very famous, let's try that,' I said to Tanya pointing my index finger towards the famous BTW.
Yes, we had reached NSP after trying some good stuffs in the Punjabi by nature resto-bar at lifestyle mall.
'Ummm, Okay, let's try,' she said.
'One tikki,' I ordered at the counter of BTW.
'Take two,' she said from behind flashing cash at the counter.
'Hey, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I'm gonna pay,' she said showing her eyes wide opened at me.
'Let's take only one, we'll try your favorite Pav bahji after it,' I said. We finished our takki within few minutes and rushed to the Pav bhaji counter.

'Hey, Kinder Joy!,' she exclaimed with excitement pointing her index finger towards a transparent glass of a gift store, as if she would gotten something special.
'What's that?' I flashed the question after seeing her excitement over the Kinder Joy.
'Let's buy one,' I continued and we rushed towards the Kinder Joy store.
'Its for kids, it tastes yummy and it contains a toy too,' she started with the details.........
We went to that Kinder Joy store and bought one. It looked like a colorful egg.

'Hey, look at the weather,' I said, as weather was turning stormy.
'Let me open it,' I said holding the Kinder Joy.
'Cute no?' she said smiling holding a small spoon that came out of the Kinder Joy.
'Yeah, have it,' I said opening one part of the Kinder Joy because it was like cream and chocolate inside it.
'Yummy, she said having one spoon of that creamy chocolate stuff. 'You have it now,' she continued offering the cute spoon.
'Look at this tortoise,' she said taking a tortoise out of her bag.
'Move it, it moves its head to and fro while running,' she said and I started playing with that small tortoise, as if I was a four year kid.
'Hey, its a car, cute car,' she said taking a small toy car form the half packet of the Kinder Joy.

Weather was turning more and more stormy and her wrist watch was forcing us for something else.
Yes, it was 5:00pm, and its the time for her to go home, so we stood up and started walking towards the gate.
'I'm not gonna get wet,' she said, as the drizzling had started.
'C'mon, its just drizzling only, we won't get wet,' I said walking down the stairs.
Yes, she was following me and I was happy because I wanted to enjoy rain, as I always do.
'Hey, its increasing, we will get wet,' she said adjusting her specs.
'Thank god, we didn't come in the car,' I said.
'No car, huh, I would have hidden me in the car if we'd have come here in the car, I don't like to get wet,' she said cleaning her specs.

Yes, the cloud  had totally covered whole NSP, the atmosphere was turning darker, the thunder was its apex, it had started roaring, the lightening was adding a lot to the beauty of the sky. The heavy rain drops started tapping our heads.
'Hey, look at that bird, that's looking awesome after getting wet,' I said pointing my index finger towards a bird that was siting on the nearby hanging wire.
'Hmm...that's looking cute,' she said removing her specs.

Oh my god, she was looking damn beautiful without specs. I had requested her many times to removes specs  but she never removed her specs for me, so that I could see her comely eyes. I was loosing control over my nerves. Her wet hair was looking simply splendorous, the kajal started trickling down her dimply cheeks with the rain water was magnificent. I continued looking into her eyes, as I was dreaming about a pretty angel. Yes, I was completely lost into her eyes.
'Oh God, please stop time machine for this moment, I wanna be lost in my dream,' I preyed to god. The rain drops started trickling down her ravishing cheeks, the beauty was unbelievable, and I started forgetting everything for this sweet dream girl. Her glittering eyes started blinking as the rain drops started falling on her eyes, her curvaceous figure was turning full-bosomed after wetting, her wet shirt started sticking to her curvy body, every part of her body was simply unbelievable. The dream was driving me so crazy.

I started talking to my dream girl in my dream.......
'You might think I'm going out of my mind, but I'm chasing my dream because I would go to the sky and back just to tell you how I'm feeling. You claimed my heart, you claimed my soul, I'll never let you go, you are my world, you are my favorite girl, you make me loose control over my nerves, I wanna hold your hand, wanna feel next to me, wanna keep you by my side.
You might be thinking I'm wasting my time chasing my dream.

"I know you don't love me but let me tel you I'm not gonna change my mind ".......

'Hey, rikshaw, we should take a rikshaw for the metro station,' the voice reached my ears...............

Punjabi by nature & its 85 bucks' mineral water!

'Hey, nice shirt,' I said to Tanya shaking hand with her.

'Thank you,' she said smiling.

'Where to go?' I asked.

'I don't know,' she said.

'Let's board metro, then we'll decide,' I said to her in the lift.

Yes, we were at Rithala metro station and we were planning to roam whole day.

'No NSP, no Metro walk, No M2k,' she started with these words.

'Okay, we'll sit in this metro and will cover whole Delhi metro today,' I said.

'I wanna write a blog on this Delhi Metro and its passengers because we have different varieties of passengers here and their funny activities will be the best stuffs for my blogs,' I continued.

'Shut up you Duffer,' she said throwing an expression, as if I would have told something wrong.

'Hey, we are the first guests here,' I said to Tanya entering 'Punjabi by nature' resto-bar.

'Hmm....,' she said.

Yes, we had reached the Lifestyle mall at Rajouri Garden.

'Which table?' she asked me. 

'That one, we can sit there,' I said pointing my index finger towards the last table.

'Okay,' she said.

'Hey, nice song,' Tanya said looking at me.
'Yeah, very sweet song,' I said. 


'Order sir,' the voice reached my ears.
Yes, it was the waiter's voice, who was standing near our table with two heavy wooden rectangular blocks that contained the menu. I took one from waiter and passed that heavy wooden menu to Tanya. 'I don't know why these heavy wooden menus are used in such a nice reasto-bar, as we can order from the paper menu, which is very light,' I thought.
'First give me water,' I ordered to the waiter.
'Sir, normal water or mineral water?' the waiter asked.
'umm.... mineral water,' I said and the waiter vanished.
'Hey, look at this,' Tanya said to me putting her index finger in front of water in the menu.
'Let me stop the waiter, I don't need the mineral water, I can drink normal water,' I said after looking at the rate of that mineral water.
'Naah.... have it,' she said smiling.
Yes, it was 85 bucks without service tax and vat for that mineral water, that's why I wanted to change my order from mineral water to the normal water.
'I'll carry this mineral water bottle with left water, with me while leaving,' I said.
'Okay, Lallu,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling at me and called me Lallu.....


'You always fill your spoon with mango,' she said.
'Mango pieces like to come in my spoon, so its not my fault,' I said to her to tease her, as she was looking at me.
'Have it,' I said offering her my spoon which was full of mango pieces. 
Yes, we were having ice cream with mango there.


'Hey, see this,' she said giving her phone to me. It was a sms from her friend, Sakshi and it was written like 'khub ghum lifestyle me', as we were checking out a nice sandal for me in the Life style mall.
'Is she here?' I asked Tanya.
'Yup, she would have seen us,' she said. We roamed there in mall and played basket ball there in which Tanya won a ring.
'What's this, they are here,' I said to myself coming out of wash room.
Yes, Tanya was standing with her friend Sakshi and her boy friend Rohit.
'Hey hi, I said to Rohit shaking hand with him.


'Its too hot today, light has gone, the heat is unbearable,' Sakshi started with these words flashing an expression, as if she was caught in a desert in the month of June.
I don't know why people come to top floor in a mall without light because top floor is most affected by the heat as the sun rays directly come from the transparent roof of the mall.............. 

Our College Is No Lesser Than A Jail

'Hey, we are going out, are you ready?' Verma asked.
'Yup, I'm,' I said.
'Where are we going?' I asked.
'We'll decide after going out of the college,' he said and called Pawan and Savlani.
'I can't let you people go,' the guard said.
'What the hell is this, we are from fourth year, we don't have class, let's go,' I said to the guard.
'Bhaiya, open the gate, we're already late,' Savlani shouted.
Yes, we all were standing behind the gate and the gate was locked so that we couldn't run away. Few guys and girls were also making foul expressions and started shouting over the guard.
'Hey, let's go the other side gate,' Savlani said walking towards the back gate.

'Bhaiya, see this, I've pain in my thighs and back, so I've to go home,' I said flashing an application as gate pass.
'Why are you making me fool?' the guard asked me.
'Why, what happened?' I asked.
'Sir ji, its a fake signature of the HOD,' the guard said throwing the paper.
'HOD sir was in hurry, so he flashed his signature fast, let me go,' I said.
'No, its fake, I know the signatures of all HODs,' the guard said. I requested a lot making grimy expressions but the rude guard was rigid on his decision as if he is the director of our college, so I took U turn with sad face.

'Shahib ji, I can't open this gate, if I open it for you guys I've to loose my job,' one guard was saying to Savlani at the other gate.
'Bhaiya, take 50 bucks, and open gate,' I said.
'Shut up, you asshole, let me talk,' Savlani said to me.
'Bhiaya, we'll give 1000 bucks,' Verma said to the guard.
'You ass, can't you shut your mouth up for a while,' Savlani said.
'Fuck off,' Verma said.
'You dog, I know your pocket is empty, you don't have a buck and saying that I'll give 1000 bucks, huh,' Pawan said to Verma.

'Bhaiya, I've severe headache, I've to go home,' I said to the guard at the third gate.
'Go and bring gate pass signed by your HOD,' the guard said.
'Bhaiya, open the gate for them, they have come here for management admission,' I said pointing towards an uncle, aunty and their kid, who were also standing outside the gate.
'Shut up,' the guard said me and I started walking back.
'Hey Savlani, run fast, gate is opened,' I shouted and started running towards the gate and came out of the gate within few seconds. Savlani, Verma and Pawan also rushed out running and the management admission family was still waiting outside the gate. The gate was closed again.

'Bhaiya, let me go in,' one Divas was requesting but the guard was not ready to open the gate.
Yes, Divas came out to eat something but was not allowed to go in, so he was requesting but after few minutes he started abusing guards and climbed over the gate.
It was quite fun to see one Veerta, a second year girl also climbed over the gate and jumped to run away. When she jumped all the guys and girls started praising her with clapping.........

When An Aunty Slapped An Uncle!

It was a different morning for me as I didn't sleep whole night siting in front of my laptop and roaming in my balcony. So my jogging speed was higher and I took three rounds of the large Japanse park. I finished my exercises and started walking out of the park but I saw few people had gathered near the entrance.
'Oh my god, what has happened there?' I asked myself as I saw some police men standing near the mob.

'Hey uncle, what has happened?' I asked one police man, who was siting on his bike. He gave me a dirty look and said nothing. I don't know why he gave me such a filthy look as I had asked a genuine question. I entered among the standing uncles anyhow and saw an uncle was standing in the middle with few police men.
Uncle was in white kurta and white pajama but the kurta was torn and few uncles were discussing something like dogs. The uncle was holding a bag in his right hand with a sad face and the police uncle was busy in writing something on his paper board that I had used in my school days exams. One jaat uncle was shouting a lot on another uncle who was touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.

'She is a fool, forgive my wife, you are like my dad,' one uncle was said touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.
'Don't forgive her, she has committed a big mistake,' the jaat uncle shouted so the whole crowd was silent. The jaat uncle was tallest among all so we all could seen him clearly and could listened what he was shouting for.
'How dare your wife slap my friend?' the jaat uncle continued.
'She is an idiot, forgive her,' the feet touching uncle said but the jaat uncle was not ready to listen to him and continued shouting.
'You dog, you mother fucker, can't your wife control her nerves, one uncle shouted adjusting his specs.
'Lets wash this ass hole nicely,' the specs uncle continued and the atmosphere was becoming warm so I forgot everything for that moment and started concentrating on the fight.
'Who are you to hit him, come and fight with me,' one short uncle shouted from the middle of us so the whole crowd started concentrating on the latest two uncles.
'You mother fucker, here it goes,' the jaat uncle shouted and started punching on short uncle's face.
'What the hell is going on,' I said to myself but it was quite interesting to see uncles' fight and the most appealing stuff was that the police uncle was letting them fight.
'What are you doing, leave him, my wife has slapped and torn his kurta, hit me, I'm like your son,' the feet touching uncle started with these words.
'We are not going to forgive you,' the jaat uncle shouted.

'Hello uncle, what's going on here?' I asked one uncle who was standing next to me.
'Beta, the wife of that feet touching man has slapped and torn his kurta,' the uncle said me pointing his index finger towards the torn kurta uncle.
'Uncle, its very bad, explain me in detail,' I said and started concentrating over uncle.
'Wow, I got a spicy stuff for my blog,' I thought smiling but controlled my smile.
'I was walking aside in the left then I saw a woman with a dog was having and argument with him,' the uncle said pointing his eyes and eyebrows towards the torn kurta uncle.
The uncle explain the whole story as follows:
'Who the hell are you say anything about my dog,' the woman shouted.
'See, its a public park and all of us come here to enjoy clean atmosphere but the dogs' potty makes it dirty so that we can't walk properly,' the torn kurta uncle said.
'How dare you say anything about my sam,' the woman said.
'See, walk out of the park with your dog,' the torn kurta uncle siad.
'Fuck off, you bastard, who the hell are you to order me' the woman said slapping the torn kurta uncle.
'Wait, I'm calling police,' the torn kurta uncle shouted taking out his mobile phone from his pocket.
'How dare you slap me, you bitch,' the torn uncle continued.
'What, you called me a bitch, you ass hole, you mother fucker, you bastard,' the woman shouted tearing his white kurta............

The Stud Slept With A Girl

'Go fast,' the rude voice reached my ears as I was shaking hand with Mandal after entering in my class.
Yes, it was the rude voice of the professor, who was teaching and I entered in the class late and started shaking hands with my stud friends.
'You are already late and now disturbing the whole class,' the prof shouted and I increased my speed towards the vacant last bench, after asking to join me at the last bench.

'How was your Jabalpur trip?' I asked Mandal as he was taking seat with me.
'Fabulous, it was incredible,' he started with these beautiful words with excitement as if he would have gotten treasure trove there that I saw in my dream last night.
'Wow, what happened there?' I asked.
'Let me explain you the whole story in detail,' he said.

Here it goes, how Mandal explained his tour in detail.

I took auto rikshaw after coming out of the Jabalpur railway station and asked him to drive to a good hotel. I asked for a double bed room at the reception of the hotel President. Then I changed clothes, brushed and took shower and started reading newspaper. Suddenly my phone started ringing and I saw it was Ashima's call. I asked room service about the visiting of the guests. Room service boy said that guest can visit from morning to 10:00pm, but the guest should me males only, and girl guest is not allowed. So I went out to meet her outside the hotel.
'Hey hi,' I said shaking hand with my girlfriend Ashima.
'I love you, I've come here to meet you only,' I said hugging her tightly. Then I called a taxi to go to Tagore garden, which is a famous lovers' park of Jabalpur.  I started matching her face with the photo that I've seen on her facebook account.
'Hey, whats going on here?' I asked Ashima.
'I don't know,' she answered. I stopped one guy and asked him that what's going on here as guys and girls were running towards the main gate.
'Police sirji, police have reached here, run fast,' the guy said and I folded my laptop and started running towards the main gate.
'Hey, what happened?,  you look totally nervous,' Ashima asked me as we came out of the Tagore garden.
'Nothing,' I said.
'Don't worry police always come here,' she continued as if she usually comes here with the other guys. We went to a coffee shop and eaten ice creams and then reached a nearby theater.
'Two gold class seats,' I asked at the box office. We entered the theater and saw very few guests there because the movie was Lamhaa.
We took our seats and the movie started and I started looking into her eyes. She was looking simply gorgeous and her eyes were amazing so I held her hands and started kissing them keeping my right arm on her shoulder. I kissed her cheeks, her necks, her lips but she started opposing the lips kissing. Bro is was astonishing.
"The ears of the whole class started concentrating when Mandal was describing his feelings like this".

I changed hotel next morning as only the male guests were allowed there. I called Ashima, took a taxi and reached other hotel.
'How can I help you sir?' the guy at reception asked me.
'I need a double room for one day,' I said to the reception guy.
'Who is she?' the reception guy asked pointing her index finger towards Ashima as she was standing away looking into an aquarium.
'She is my sister and we have come here for exam,' I answered. We were given room no. 108.
'Sir, if you need anything call me,' the service boy asked.
'Nope, we need nothing, we have to study a lot because we have our exams at 2:00pm, and don't disturb our study,' I said and the service boy vanished. I locked the door from inside and switched on my laptop.
She was looking perplex as she was lying on the bed. I kept the laptop aside and climbed over her suddenly. I started kissing her but she was not letting me to kiss her properly so I held her hands tightly and started kissing..........

Girls too Love Movies Based On Crimes And Dons!

'Hey, are you  still sleeping on the stairs?' the voice reached my ear as I received a call on my phone.
'Yup, let me sleep,' I answered.
'Get up from there and reach my college in 5 minutes,' the voice vibrated my eardrums as if an earthquake was about to come and I got up blindly.
'What happened beta?' the voice reached from the back side of the gate as I felt on the gate while getting up fast.
'Nothing,' I said adjusting my feet.
'But it seems that you were sleeping on the stairs in front of this gate,' she said.
Yes, I felt asleep on the stairs as my aunty didn't open the gate after pressing doorbell twenty times.
'Aunty, I rang the doorbell many times, but you didn't come out to open the gate then I thought that you are sleeping and I was feeling asleep so I slept here on the stairs.
'Oh, I'm sorry, I was not sleeping, I was washing clothes in the bathroom, and doorbell is not working since last Saturday, I've phoned the electrician on the same day but who listens to me beta,' she said unlocking the gate. It was 10:30am and people here in Rohini keep their gates locked either its day or night because crime is increasing day by day.

Phone started vibrating in my jeans' right pocket when I was about to enter my room.
'Where are you?, I told you to reach within five minutes and you are still sleeping, you kumbhkaran,' the voice from the phone penetrated my head through my ears and I came out of my half sleepy mood.
'I'm sorry, I'm reaching in two minutes,' I said.
'Lallu, come fast, I'm not alone, I'm waiting with my friends, we are going to 'Once upon a time in Mumbai', the voice continued as I was washing my face in the washbasin holding my phone sandwiched between my left ear and left shoulder.
Yes, it was Tanya on the other side of the phone and she loves to order me to reach wherever she wants before specified time limit given by her. I washed my face, adjusted my long hairs as they had become rough after sleeping on the stairs. It takes only five minutes to walk to her college from my place but I took a rikshaw and asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw as fast as possible.
'Where are you, your two minutes is equivalent to the twenty minutes of ours, we have reached G3S, so reach there fast,' Tanya said and I asked rikshaw puller to take to G3S.

'She is Savvy, she Sakshi, and he is Rohit,' Tanya started introducing me as I was taking seat in the car next to Tanya. All of them started with the words like hello, hi, so I had to.
'Any of you know the way to M2K?' One Sakshi asked.
'Let me take staright,' she continued.
'Nope, take right turn from the red light,' Rohit said, who was siting on the front seat. I started recalling the shortest way to M2K that could save petrol but I failed to recollect because I use to go to M2K to deposit my Airtel bill by metro and then rikshaw every month. So I was quiet. Two girls Sakshi and Savvy started commenting on on each other but Tanya was quiet so was I . The girls were really sweet but I was concentrating on Tanya only, who was sandwiched between me and Savvy.
'Hey, adjust your legs,' I said to Tanya providing her more space by adjusting my legs, so that she could sit relaxing.
'Its okay,' she said looking at me. I looked at her into her eyes and started loosing my nerves as it happens to me whenever I look into her eyes. But we were not only the people siting in that car there so I avoided eye contact and started looking out of the window.

'Straight or right?' Sakshi asked near a red light.
'Straight,' Rohit said.
'Yeah, straight,' I said slowly. I started recalling the way but failed again.
'Hey, its Aggarwal sweets,' Tanya said as Sakshi took left turn from red light.
'Look there, my mamu lives there on the first floor,' Tanya continued pointing her index finger toward a building next to the Aggarwal sweets.
'What do you think?, your mamu is not coming  here to see you,' Savvy said.
'Don't be scared,' she continued. I don't know why Tanya gets scared whenever she crosses sector-7 because I can still remember that day when we were going to M2K to watch a movie last month crossing sector-7, she was saying like 'if any one of my masi and mamu see me here no, then we are gone,'.
'Shut up Tanya, you didn't use to go to NSP with us because your dad's office is nearby, but you are roaming there these days,' Sakshi said. I started smiling after hearing this because it was me with who Tanya had roamed at NSP last time and I had posted all the stuffs in my blog.

'Hey, its not the way to M2K,' Sakshi said.
'Yeah, take left turn,' Rohit said.
'Bhaiya, where is M2K?' Rohit asked a rikshaw puller.
'How will a rikshaw puller know about M2K?' Savvy asked.
'Every one know about it,' Sakshi said.

'You both get down to take tickets and I'm going to park the car.............

One Night In Jail - 'Blog On Demand'

'Hey, hi, wearing shirt today,' Savlani said shaking hand as I entered the class.
'Yeah, looking cool no?' I asked.
'Nope, you are looking a complete duffer,' he said. 'I can't believe that you are wearing such a shirt with flowers' prints, what happened to you?'  he continued.
'These days I'm wearing shirts only because Tanya has told me that guys look smarter in shirts,' I wanted to say it to Savlani but didn't say after hearing his compiment.
'Come here, and sit with me,' He said as I was siting alone on the last bench.
'Can you write about me and what had happened to me in the jail in your blog?' he asked as I was taking seat on his right hand side.
'Of course, I'll,' I said.
'But you have to write the whole story in detail,' he said and the ears of the whole class started concentrating towards us.
'Yeah, thats my good friend,' he said smiling. I don't know why he was very happy to be publicized for his bad deeds as going to jail shows that he would have done any crime. After all he is my friend and all the guys in my group have their own way of living, so I love them all for the same reason.

'The volume of the speakers was touching its apex, we all the guys were singing with our maximum vocal power rhyming with the playing song, the car was standing on the red light, I had closed my eyes and was imaging myself as I was playing guitar with my head banging, then I heard the sound of the knocking of the window reached my eardrum and I opened my eyes suddenly. I turned right and saw a traffic police inspector was standing near the window of my car.
'What happened?' I asked the inspector.
'Reduce the volume first,' the inspector said and I turned the volume to zero.
'Its green now, let's go,' I said to the inspector.
'I can see, its green light, take the car in the left side of the road,' the inspector said and I stopped the car in the left side of the road near footpath.
'Hey, you all come here,' the inspector shouted raising his index finger towards four thullas.
'Open you mouth and breathe in it,' one thulla said me pushing the pipe of the Breathalyzer into my mouth.
'Release air with your maximum capacity into it,' the thulla said pushing that device into my mouth harshly as I was breathing the air in.
Breathalyzer is a device which is used to detect the alcohol content in your blood and it is used especially by the Delhi police for drink and drive case. Ranjan, the other stud was doing the same as I was because we know the technique to make the thullas full but it was inspector, who was standing next to me.
'499, Sir, the meter is showing 499,' the thulla said to the inspector showing the Breathalyzer.
'Thats like a good boy,' the inspector said me patting. I don't know why he was patting for it.
'Where is your license?' he asked me.
'Sir, I've forgotten it at home,' I replied.
'Thats great, where are the other papers of your car?' he continued. I went into car and took out the rest insurance papers and all and flashed them in front of him.
'Its a case of case of drink and drive, so we are going to charge a challan of 2000 bucks and go to home and bring your driving license here,' the inspector continued. I and Ranjan went to his home for his license because I didn't have it.

'Hey, they are going to park your car in the Keshavpuram police station, so reach there,' Rathi said me on phone. I and Ranjan reached the police station at 10:30pm, and flashed the licence to the inspector.
'Its okay, you can take your car's key tomorrow when you'll show me the receipt of the court order,' the inspector continued.
'Sir please take some money and leave my car, if I don't bring my car at home today, my dad will kill me,' I said showing few green notes to the inspector.
'Intelligent, giving me bribe, huh,' the inspector said.
'Hey, come here,' Ranjan asked me pulling my shirt.
'What?' I asked.
'Here is your car's key and the insurance papers,' Ranjan said to me.
'See, we are stealing car, and park the car at your place so that your dad wont know about  the challan stuffs and we'll park the car in the police station next morning, and will bring receipt from court and take the car from police custody,' he continued.
'What the fuck you are talking about, I can't steal the car from the police station and where have you brought the key from,' I asked Ranjan.
'I gave 200 bucks to a thulla and he gave the key, you don't worry, and go home,' he said.
'Nope, I can't,' I said.
'You asshole, this is the way can save yourself from your dad,' he said.
'Give me the key and wait outside at the other corner of the police station,' he said and vanished with the car key.

'Who the hell is driving so fast like a mad,' I sad to Rathi, who was waiting with me at the other corner of the police station.
'Drink and drive,' Rathi said smiling.
Yes, the black car was moving towards us with a speed of more than 100 kmph, and it reached us within few seconds.
'Hey, dogs, come in,' the voice reached my ears. It was Ranjan's voice, who was driving the car madly.
'Its my car, let's go,' I said to the Rathi and we jumped into it and the needle of the speedometer crossed 100 mark within few seconds and the we vanished from the police station. We reached home in half an hour and I parked the car at my tauji's parking, took rest for a while there and started moving towards my place.

I was about to sleep but the door bell started ringing at 00:05am and I rushed to the main door.
'What the hell is going on here?' I asked myself  and came out of my house. I saw all of my neighbors had gathered in front of my house. I saw Ranjan's parents in that mob and entered the mob.
'What the fuck is this, police, what are they doing here?' I asked myself.
'Come beta, Ranjan's parents told me.
'Wow, how are you mr. Gaurav?' the inspector asked me.
'Where is the car?' he continued.
'Seven years in the jail will be a real fun for you guys for stealing a car from the police station,' the inspector continued..................
I heard the voice of my granny, who was shouting like, I always asked him not to drive car, but who listens to me........

Chhote Ustad

Its good to see small kids performing on tv show either its DID li'l masters or Chhote Ustad or any other shows on the the channel like Colors, whose show I hardly watch. Every show has its own importance and the way they are presented leave a great impact on our society and our day to day life. I saw small kids come near my place to learn dance in the dance class is an example.


I hardly get time for these shows because I watch tv only when I go to my di's place for the dinner, so I love the DID li'l master show. Its quite hard to believe the dancing kids and theirs stunts and dancing techniques, but they do as easy as I can solve a sum of fourth class mathematics. I saw a show Chhote Ustad on Star plus today and I loved it a lot not because Omi Baidya, Chatur of movie 3 Idiots, who was the funniest in this movie and is the anchor here, but the kids who are not only Indian.

Yes, the talented kids from Pakistan are also invited for this show, and I can still remember the first show of these kids. It was shown that what's the lifestyle of the Pakistani kids. I saw the interviews of the kids' parents. Few were very excited, few were fearing to send their kids to an Indians show, few were crying due to happiness. The Chhote Ustad show is a Star Plus show, so its all the episodes are suited in Mumbai, where the Pakistani terrorists had killed a lot of innocent people. This is the reason why few parents were worried about their kids before sending here. One kid was saying that his Abba has left his Ammi after divorce, so he wanna do something for his Ammi (mother), and the statement of this 12 years kid really touched my heart.


'There is not any shortage of talent in our country then why should we call the kids of the other country to participate in any talent show in India, and how did the Star Plus dare to invite the kids from Pakistan, who are enemy..etc..etc.., This was the statement of the MSN leader Raj Thakrey in the Times of India. I don't know why, people hate the kids and blame them for the terror attacks. 


Whenever I heard about any step taken to make any peace agreement between India and Pakistan, I welcomed them from the core of my heart. I don't know I'm right or wrong but I say honestly that I can't blame the kids for any terror activity. Someone has said that kids are like gods, then why should we hate the kids.

We all are opposing the terrorism, and how can I forget the bomb blasts in Delhi, whose plan was plotted in Pakistan. But we can't give statement against the Pakistani kids. We love kids.....