The Result!

'Result aa gya,' the message came on my phone from Gyan.
'What the hell is this, what happened to it, no balance, fuck it,' I said to myself throwing my mobile phone towards my bed.
'Oh god, where is my landline, landline, come out please,' I said to myself trowing newspapers away from the floor.
Yes, our result had been declared, as the sms from Gyan was saying and I was trying to call him but there was zero balance in my phone, so I started searching my landline phone, which was lost under the thick cover of newpapers, because half of the floor of my room was covered with newspapers, books, plastic and paper bags.


'Hey, what's Tanya's result?' I asked Gyan, as he received my call.
'Wait, its downloading and speak slowly because my mom is siting next to me,' he said slowly.
'She is all clear,' he said.
'Wow, let's have party,' I said.
'But....,' he uttered.
'Hey, result came, and you are all clear,' I messaged to Tanya holding landline in my left hand.
'What but?' I asked Gyan.
'Dude, you got a back, so....,' he said.
'What so, what about your result?' I asked.
'Wow, I'm all clear, thank god,' he shouted.
'Congrats, and see my result once again,' I said because I was confirm about my result that I could not get any back.
'Hey, its same, you have a back,' he said.
'Bro, Tanya is all clear no, come out, let's celebrate, I said to Gyan.


'Pagal, Liar, you are lying,' Tanya messaged me.
'Nope, I'm not lying, your result is all clear,' I said to her, as I disconnected Gyan's call and called her from my landline.
'Who told you?' she asked.
'Gyan, he told me and he doesn't lie,' I said.
'Duffer, you switch on your laptop, and confirm it,' she said. I switched on my laptop on as fast as possible.
'Got it?' she asked.
'Wait, it's taking time, it will take few minutes,' I said to her.
'Bekar laptop, bekar net, let me switch on my net, ' she said. I don't know why she was saying a hp laptop with airtel internet bekar.
'Hey, got it, you are all clear,' I said to her.
'Check it twice,' she said.
'Checked it yaar, trust me,' I said.
'My net is so slow, ip site is not opening,' she said.
'Nice net and nice laptop,' I said.
'Shut up,' she said.
'Mail the whole pdf file on my gmail id,' she continued.
'Gyan is calling, I'm gonna have party,' I said.
'First mail me the result,' she ordered rudely.
'Hey, Abhi has got four backs,' I said checking out the results of her friends.
'Savvy has slipped in two but Sakshi is all clear,' I said. 
Yes, I stared checking out the results of her friends forgetting that of my stud friends. 




[ Next day in college ]

'Wow, all are present,'  I said to myself entering in my classroom.
Yes, I went to college because Tanya had refused to meet me, as she wanted to enjoy party with her friends.
All guys and girls in my class were happy, as their faces were saying.
'Hey studs, all clear, party,' I shouted shaking hand with Pawan and Savlani.
'Party my ass,' Savlani bounced back.
'This is my worst result,' he started with these words and I stepped towards the last bench shaking hand with the other all clear guys congratulating them.
I don't know why Savlani and Pawan were very sad because both were all clear.
'Hey bond, all clear?' One Pushpdeep asked me shaking hand.
'Nope, slipped in one,' I said.
'Don't worry, same here,' he said smiling.


'ER model, we'll read ER model today,' ma'am started with these words drawing some rectangles, ellipses and diamonds on the black board.
The first two rows' guys started looking at ma'am writing down the notes. They were copying everything whatever was written on black board. After all they were all clear students.
The middle two rows were very different because few were writing the notes, few were studying their own books, and few were chatting slowly keeping their head down, so that they could hide their faces from ma'am.


And now the last two rows, where guys love chatting, sleeping, watching porn, teasing each others, discussing about girls. One Rakesh was sleeping keeping his bag under his head as a pillow. Mukesh was gazing at girls and was commenting on their private parts, as if he had seen all the girls in their dressing room.  Ashwani was also also busy in chatting to the other stud.
Vikas and Pushpdeep were teasing and laughing at each other. Mayank and Vaid were talking to each other as if they were not going to meet and chat in future.
'Hey, Yadav went to GB road last night with Rastogi, When the result came, ' the voice reached my ears and the guys' ears started concentrating towards the voice.
'I'll buy a caret of whiskey and will drink whole day and night,' One Mandal said.
'I've to do this to forget my four backs,' he continued.


'Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum..........,' the last two rows' guys started shouting these words.
'What the hell is going on there, stand up you all,' ma'am shouted. We the last two rows' guys started looking at each other after hearing it.
'I said stand up you all, why are you all laughing,' ma'am shouted again coming towards us.
'Iski maa ki,' one uttered these beautiful words for ma'am looking at her.
Yes, the guys started shouting dhrum, dhrum....... because it was Minny, who stood up to ask ma'am something. Whenever the girl, Minny stand up to ask ma'am anything, then the guys don't like to leave any chance and start shouting  dhrum, dhrum... with different tones.


We all stood up, as ma'am was shouting a lot at us. We all started looking at each other and all of us started smiling when Vikas was making fun of Mandal.
'Oye dekh, dekh, Minny muh me le rhi hai,' Aman uttered slowly.
'Kya!' we all uttered together, as if we were asked to see some amazing creatures.
'Pen, Aman answered smiling looking at Minny.
'You dirty guys with dirty minds always think dirty stuffs,' Aman said smiling, as if he would have fooled us.
'Why don't you  guys study in class,' ma'am shouted at us.
'Shut up you bitch,' one of us uttered.
'Shut up your mouth, you ass, look at her figure man, she is looking so young, don't call her a bitch,' one of us uttered slowly.
'Yeah buddy, she is so blonde,look at her shape, ' the other uttered.


'Hhuuuuuuuuuuuu.............,' the standing guys started shouting this rhyme together when one senior girl entered our class to give a book to ma'am........