A song dedicated to the engineers....
Here came the 4th year of engineering,
Daaru sutta aur ladki, sab seeming useless and tasteless now!
Saala placement ki hai kadki
College ki hai maa ki...aankh..aankh..aankh
Daddy asking daily, beta, when you're gonna be placed,
How many of your seniors got plaaccceddd...
Girlfriend mujhse puche, why are you so lost, ma sweetheart,
Why is pacing the beat of your heart.
When I look at good companies,
That are far away from my college,
Saali aa jati hai fatt kar hath mein,
When I see their entrance papers and then interviews.
What to do now..now..now..noooowww.
Saala jab gaya main training mein,
Dekha engineers ko site p working mein.
I imagined maself at their places then,
Then I lit up a sutta looking to run away.
Yes, leaving my home to run awaayy.
Then god shown me a way, a way , a way, away.
And that was the thought of joining any insti for
cat, mat , xat, xaattt, xxaaaattttt!
It seemed the best idea,
So I sat at dinner table..first time together with my dad, mom and sis.
Daddy ji ne dekha aur kaha,
'What happened to ma son,
That he is sitting next to me this mon.
Daddy, I wanna join a coaching insti,
For the entrance of cat, mat, xat, xat . xattt.
Daddy threw his plate over my head..heaaadd..heeeeaaaad.
I've seen you, beta and your results of IIT JEE, AIEEE..
FIIT JEE me tha dubaya tune mere 1.25 lakh..laakh..laaaakh,
I'm not gonna spend more, chahe bole koi lakh.. laaaakh.
Saali kismat thi meri maari, jo na padha tha mein,
For IIT JEE, AIEEE....EEEEEE
When I argued back then he became more angry,
And asked me to leave his home, he looked then scary.
Mommy yelled hatoji,
lemme talk to ma betaji.
He is not that bad...bad..bad.
The atmo became hotter and sad..sad.
The situation became uncontrollable
Then I packed my bags and left home
home home hommme
fucking hommmmee.
Doston ne kaha, beta tu to hai topper
Tujhe to milegi job..agar na mili job,
To pakadle apni bandi k dad ko,
Woh to placement karwa hi dega.
Well, I do listen to animals,
So I listened to my frineds.
I called ma girlfriend on a date,
Bola karade placement,
Kehti padha to hai nahi tu,
Kahan se kara du placement.
When I forced her,
She stood up and said,
Goodbye ma sweetheart,
We would meet later..
Then she left the resto bar,
Leaving the bill unpaid behind her..
