Saturday, October 16, 2010

Hawan Puja

'Wake up bro, wake up, its 5:00am, panditji is about to come and look at you, you are still sleeping,' the voice reached my ears and my sweet dream got broken down.
Yes, it was my di's voice and she was waking my up since last couple of minutes by shouting and throwing water over my face. I'm habituated to wake up at 5:00am but I was sleeping on the heavy spongy bed that was forcing my eyes to be kept closed and body immovable. I'm not habituated to sleep on such a spongy bed because the mattress on my own bed is so light that I love to throw it on the floor of my room and sleep over it as my whole bed use to be covered with the news papers and my clothes.

Yes, I was sleeping at my sis's place because it was quite hard for me to sleep at my place last night as I was siting whole night in front of my laptop and standing in the balcony. So I'd decided to be at my di's place so that I could watch TV whole night if I can't sleep, but the tired body and itching eyes and of course the spongy bed forced me to sleep watching TV.

'Panditji won't come before 8:00am,' I uttered.
'I've talked to him, he is reaching within half an hour,' jiju said from behind, as I was standing near wash basing and throwing water into my half opened eyes.
'Half an hour, it's enough, I'm going for jogging after getting fresh,' I said entering the toilet.
'I said within half an hour,' jiju said politely.
'Can't he sleep more, asshole pandit, let he come, I'll teach him a lesson for sure,' I was uttering siting on the toilet seat.
'What will you wear after taking shower?' di asked me.
'The same that you are seeing over my body,' I said.
'Don't you know that people wear either new clothes or washed clothes for Hawan and puja,' she said.
'Go to your place, take shower, return within 20 minutes and don't forget to wear washed clothes,' she ordered.

'What the fuck is this,' I said to myself sitting on my bike after seeing the society gate closed.
'Look at this ass, can't he do his duties honestly,' I uttered at the nearby sleeping guard, who was sleeping on his chair near the left side of the gate bending his capped head on his long and heavy stick. Then I saw one uncle suddenly came out from the darkness and started opening the gate , as I was pressing the horn continuously so that guard with the headphone into both of his ears could hear the high pitch horn's sound but he was sleeping as if he he was sleeping on the spongy bed and dreaming about his girlfriend.
'Where are you going?' the voice reached reached my ears when I was changing gear after crossing the gate slowly.
'G- block,' I said.
'Okay, I thought you are going towards metro station, let me check out if I would get any any rikshaw,' the uncle said walking fast overtaking my slow moving bike.
'Uncleji, come, I'll drop you at the metro station, you won't get any rikshaw at this hour' I said to the uncle and he jumped on my bike.
'Its so cold, its freezing me,' I said to myself, as winter season is still to arrive but it's tough to ride bike at this hour early in the morning.
'Thank you beta,' Uncleji said getting down from my bike and I flew straight towards my place.

'What the hell is this, how will I take shower, I'm already late, I'm gone today,' I said to myself unlocking my door as I found my flat without light.
'Ohh fuckkk...,' the voice came out of my mouth, as my right toe got hit by one of the legs of the sofa, and it was dark enough to notice anything kept in my room.
'I'm already late, di will kill me if would reach late for Hawan,' I thought. I took shower in the light of my phone and a bit of light that was focusing into my bathroom from outside.

'Namaste Panditji,' I said to the Panditji cursing him for reaching so early.
'Thank god you reached, I was about to call you, I thought you were sleeping,' di started.
'You woke up, brave kid,' I said to Daksh rubbing his hair.
'Don't play with my hairstyle, mama,' he said showing his half opened eyes, as if he was angry after getting up so early.
'Oh..I'm sorry, I won't,' I said.
'Mama, look at Panditji's hair style, he has hair only at the middle of his bald head,' Daksh said smiling pointing his index finger towards Panditji's pony.
'Look at his clothes....................

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Potty Badminton In Sports Complex!

'Hey, hi.....hows you?' I asked.
'Hi, I'm getting bored at ma place,' he said.
'Same here, let's go for Hockey or Badminton match today,' I sad.
'What about tickets?' he asked.
Yes, I was talking to Pawan on phone.
'Tickets are not available online, I'm trying since morning, we have to buy them in black,' I said.
'No black tickets,' he said.
'Okay, let's go to sports complex, we will play some games there,' I suggested.
'Okay, that's a good idea, when are we going?' he asked.
'Right now,' I answered.
Yes, I was getting roasted at ma place and the boring level was so high that was unbearable to stay  at home for so long and sports complex was the best place to eradicate our boredom.
'Okay, reach Rithala within half an hour,' he said.
'Hey, call our super stud,' I said.
'Who, we all in our groups are studs,' he said.
'Yeah, we all are studs but we have only one super stud,' I said smiling.
'Oh yeah, Savlani,' he said smiling.
'Yeah, right,' I said.
'He is an ass, he sleeps a lot, he'll wake at 3:00pm,' he said.
'Okay, what about Khurana and Verma,' I asked.
'Let me call all of them, you reach rithala in half an hour, bye,' he said and disconnected the call.

'Wow, looking rock star,' Pawan said shaking hand.
'Rock star, huh,' I said taking front seat in his car.
Yes, Pawan was waiting at Rithala metro station.
'Talk to our super stud,' Pawan said giving his phone clicking Savlan's number.
'Nope, I won't,' I said.
'Why?' He asked.
'Remember that Holi, when you called him and gave your phone to me to talk and I started with some dirty abused as he received the call,' I said.
'Yeah, his dad received that call, and started shouting at us after hearing the abuses' he said chuckling.
'But I said sorry to him mom later,' I said.
'I've read your blog, whats your status with Tanya?' Pawan asked.
'Oh yeah, we are just friend friend,' I said.
'She doesn't wanna commit, I don't know why,' I continued.
'But she is a good human and  a good friend of mine because she gives me notes, helps me in marking syllabus and teaches me oops, and she recharged my metro card last time,' I continued.
'That's great,' he said.

'Which game, Badminton or table tennis?' Pawan asked me.
'Table tennis, I've never played this game, but it seemed nice to me when I saw it on TV during common wealth games,' I said.
'Don't worry, I'll teach you,' he said giving me one racket.
'He started teaching me how to hold the racket and how to hit the ball. I was listening to him as if I was a small kid.
Yes, we had reached NSP Sports Complex.
'You ass, you came,  can't believe it,' the voice reached my ears after plying half an hour.
'Hey,' I said smiling shacking hands with him and I was feeling great after meeting my friends after a long time.
Yes, that voice was of our super stud, Savlani because he is the one who use to welcome anybody with such warm words.
'Take it,' I said to Savlani giving him the racket and went and sat on a nearby chair.
'Hey, when are you going for the Badminton match?' I messaged to Tanya.
'Nope, I'm not going, what are you doing?' the reply came after sometime.

'Oh fuck, what's this,' Pawan said as it was quite hard for him to play Savlani's service.
Yes, Savlani was plying nicely, he was hitting the ball like a rocket and he is famous for his service because  his point gaining service was very tough to be controlled as the ball was moving like rocket away from the table.
'Let's go to play badminton,' Savlani shouted and we rushed out.
'What the hell is this, all courts were empty when we entered and now not even a single badminton court is vacant,' I said to myself.
Yes, the whole NSP sports complex was full of kids, adults and the kids' parents.
'Hey, look at that kid, he also has phone' Savlani shouted pointing his index finger towards a kid who stopped plying badminton and was talking on his phone. The kid was around 8 to 9 years old and he was using phone.
'Hi-tech kids, think about our kids, what will they do?' I uttered.
Yeah, Pawan's kid will come out with laptop from his mother's womb,' Savlani said chuckling.
'He he he he...,'we all three laughed.
Yes, time has changed now, kids are becoming tech friend now, they start working on computers after 4 years of their age, they use phones, video games, ps, and what not.
Daksh, the son my sis, is five year old but he uses computers he play online and offline games. I have created his account on facebook and he plays most of the games there and scores well. He scored more than one lac points in a game that I and Tanya play daily and compete with each other.

'Hey, let's play, we can play without net,' I said.
'Nope, we'll wait,' Pawan said taking seat on a nearby chair.
'Let's start playing here,' Savlani said to me throwing shuttlecock towards me.
We started playing siting at the base of two opposite lamp poles that were separated by a distance of four to five meters.
'Hey, this is called potty Badinton,' Savlani shouted and the whole crowd started staring at us...........

Sunday, October 3, 2010

When I Gave Flowers To Her...

'Gudmng...:) ,' she messaged me.
Gudmng, woke up early or still in bed..?,' I replied.
'Pagal, I'm in metro,' she replied with such a nice adjective word right in the morning for me.
'U mad, go home, its verdict day, no one is coming out, red alert in whole India......
'M not going back, I've to get my communication system file signed today because its the last day,' she replied.
 Yes, it was 30th of September and it was the verdict day of the 60 years old case of Babri masjid and Ram janmbhumi temple. I know history of this disputed case where Babri masjid was demolished by hindu community as it was built after ruining the temple. And this place had claimed many lives in India during hindu - muslim riot, so I was a little bit scared like other Indians, and I asked  Tanya not to go college and stay at home, but she hardly listen to anyone.


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'Wot u duin?' she messaged.
'Reading news paper,' I replied.
K...wot did mng se..?...she messaged in her own language that is quite hard to understand, which is mixture of Hindi and English, but I'm habituated to such messages so I don't face any problem to understand but I take more time to reply because its hard for me to think and type such short words fast like her but I try.
Woke up at 6:00...went fr a short wlk.....hd cofe.....eco times...dn the hindu.... I replied describing my whole morning routine.
'd hindu online?.....she asked.
'Yup.....I replied.
'U rchd kha tak?..... I asked in her language of mixing of hindi and english words.
'East....she replied.
K...I typed and clicked sent button in my phone concentrating on the news related to the case of Babri Masjid and Ram temple of Ayodhya.
'U ko no othr kaam dn readin nwsppr?....she replied in microsecond. I don't how she types such message so fast.
'Ya, I've n imp wrk 2dy...I replied in her language.
wot...she again replied in microsecond.
mt me....I replied.
y..?
wana mt...
na...i cnt...gng clg strt...u sty at ur plce...u nt well....she replied.
hws u nw?...the message came.
thnk god u askd atlst...m k...I replied.
m cumin nr g3s....mt me thr...i messaged her.
m nt cumin kp waitin...she replied.

'Bhaiya, do you have these flowers?' I asked a flower walah pointing my index finger towards the flowers in a flower store near G3S.
'What type of flower do you want?' he asked.
'Roses,' I said.
'Wow, awesome roses, give me all,' I said to him looking at the packed roses.
'All !,' he uttered surprisingly.
'Yup, I wanna give all roses to my favorite girl,' I said smiling.
'Girlfriend !' he uttered.
'Nope, I love her but she doesn't, so no gf,' I said.
'Strange !!,' he uttered changing his face expression.
'1100 bucks, he said.
'What?' I uttered checking out my shorts' pocket for wallet.
'What the hell is this, how can I forget it?' I asked myself  looking at the face of flower walah.
Yes, I'd forgotten my wallet in my jeans' pocket.
'Here it is,' I said to him offering two notes that came out of my shorts' pocket.
'What is this?' he asked surprisingly.
'20 bucks,' I said offering him two 10 bucks' notes.
'But...,' he uttered.
'Oh I'm sorry, I'll take only rose,' I said looking into his rose basket.
'Wow, its looking stupendous,' I said to myself holding a pink rose in my left hand.
'You can take one more,' he said.
'She loves pink the most, so give me this only,' I said cursing myself for forgetting wallet at my place.
'But you said you love her, what about red one,' he said clearing the leaves of that pink rose.
'Give me red too,' I said bending down to select one red rose from the rose basket.
'Wow, this is fabulous, give me this one in place of red one,' I said to him.
'Why not red one?' he asked.
'Bhaiya, look at this rose, its wonderful, give me this one please,' I said taking out one rose out his basket.
'Yes, it was yellow rose and I was taking this rose because Tanya looks extremely credible in yellow dress as I saw her last Thursday in yellow shirt. Her face was shining more that day and her glittering eyes were adding a lot to her astonishing beauty. Oh god, I started imaging her face, I was loosing control over my mind.

'Shahibji, flowers,' the voice reached my eardrums and the amazing dream was broken.
Yes, it was flower walah's voice.
'Wow, you have added red rose too to this bunch, but......,' I started.
'No but sahibji, its morning time, take it,' he said smiling.
'Thank you,' I said and vanished.

'Hey, where are you?' I messaged Tanya.
'Near Metro walk in rikshaw,' she said.
Okay.' I'm waiting near G3S,' I replied.
'I'm with my friends, so I can't come,' she replied.
'But....I replied.
'No but, go home, will meet you after college and you are not well so go home and take rest, duffer,' she added this nice adjective word at last.
'But I've something for you.....
What......
Come.....will give you...I'm waiting....
I'm not coming....go home.....she replied.
I stopped replying when she was messaging continuously and asking me to return to my place.

'Where are you?' the 6th message came after five minutes.
'Standing near gate,' I replied.
'I'm coming but will return after saying hi hello, because I've to go to college to write cs file' she replied.
 Yes, she was walking towards me.......
'She was in yellow shirt and faded black jeans.
'Is it Thursday today?' I asked myself as I became confused after seeing her in yellow shirt.
She was walking towards me as if she was walking on the ramp. Oh my god she was looking awesomely beautiful. I've never seen like this before. Her pinkish white face was shining a lot reflecting the sun rays. Her sensationnel hair were flying on her face was adding a lot to her incredible beauty. The nearby standing guys were looking at her as if they had never seen such a prodigious girl. Her yellow shirt was perfect fit sticking in her curvaceous figure and her way of walking hanging her bag was amazing. She was looking so mignon that the guys would have died to hug her once. She was walking closer to me, so I was completely lost looking at her. As she came closer to me I could see her face. Her glittering eyes were half hidden between the kajal that she would have applied above and below her eyes to kill me. Yes I am always dying to see her eyes with more kajal and she had done the same to kill me....of course!. Her dainty pink lips that  was the perfect match for her round baby face was forcing me to kiss her. I had forgotten flowers that I brought to give her as I was totally lost in her beauty.

'Hi,' the voice reached my ears.
'Hey, hi,' I said looking towards my hand and shaking hands.
'You are looking simply beautiful,' I said.
'So,' she said.
'So you have this for me,' she said pointing her eyes towards the flowers.
'Oh yes,' I said controlling my nerves. I had forgotten what to say her at that time but.......
'I love you,' I said giving her flowers looking into her eyes.....



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