I reached our college at 9:45am and our first lecture time is 8:30am. But we were happy reaching college late because we are free from boring lectures for more than two months as papers are going on. We are having practical papers and then we’ll have written external papers so we are free from our college for some time.
Savlani was looking into his book as if he was searching something expensive that he would have lost in his book. Pawan was sitting next to him was doing the same but he had opened two books and a practical file at a time and was discovering something special there so he was busy in doing that. I was surprised when I saw Verma holding book looking towards the roof of the classroom, as if he was asking god for some sexy girls who would sleep with him the next night. Khurana was busy in studying some important stuffs from a book holding on his lap.
‘Wot doin?’ the message came on my phone when I was studying with Gyan in library.
‘juss opnd buk…u?’ I replied back.
‘I’ve fini rvision n roamin nw,’ she replied. Yes, she was Tanya and she had already finished whole syllabus and I was still to start the syllabus.
‘Will you please stop messaging her?’ the voice reached my ears.
‘Let me send last message then I’ll study,’ I said to Gyan who was getting angry with me just for messaging her.
‘You have not studied even a single page and now I’m teaching you all the experiments then you are busy in messaging, do yourself I’m not going to teach you,’ he said looking into his heave EMI book.
‘Okay okay, I’m not going to message her, please teach me,’ I said turning pages of EMI book.
‘Hey, the external is asking all guys of first group to perform the experiments otherwise he’ll fail all of them,’ Ranaji said from behind.
‘What the hell is this…’ Gyan said standing up and I started checking out inbox of my phone for some new messages from her.
‘You study now, pagal,’ this was the last message on my phone.
‘Ranaji, it’s impossible, we have never performed any experiment after first year, let me check it out myself,’ I said.
‘I’ve not done even a single experiment, how will I perform experiment there,’ I said.
‘Haan beta, aur ja lab bunk maar kar Tanya se milne, aaj to tu gaya,’ Gyan said smiling.
‘Shut up and come with me,’ I said to Gyan keeping my phone into my jeans’ pocket.
We waited standing for some time around EMI lab. Then I was Vinay was coming out lab and I ran towards him and started asking what was going on in the lab. Vinay was in hurry and said first two experiments are from LVDT and next three are from Strain gauze entering boys’ washroom.
‘Hey, what about external…is he asking you guys to perform experiments?’ I asked him when he was unzipping his jeans in the wash room.
‘Nope, but he is asking very tough questions, the questions are not given in book,’ he continued. I kept asking questions following him from washroom to the EMI lab. I was a window opened a little bit then I opened it and saw Vaid was standing there.
‘Hey, come here,’ I called Vaid.
‘Which is your experiment?’ I asked.
‘It’s very tough, it’s strain gauze, bro,’ he said.
‘Go and check the name and number of experiments now, I’m standing here,’ I said to him.
‘Bro, all experiments are mixed up,’ he said and started checking out the answer sheets of other guys’. He gave me list of all the experiments and their number accordingly.
‘Let me make farre of last four experiments and you make that of first four experiments,’ I said to Mandal who reached late in library.
‘You ass, you never study, I’m seeing you both from first sem, you guys never study for practicals and make farre before external,’ Gyan said form my left hand side.
‘Few guys like you are very kaamchor, who despite knowing the importance of farre never make them and use to ask for them in lab,’ Mandal fired back.
‘I finished copying everything, all the diagrams with notations and theories, with results and precautions with correct serial number.
‘Hey, look look, the second group guys are standing near lab gate, let’s go,’ Ranaji said and we started packing our books and files.
We all entered the EMI lab and it was Mandal who picked the sheet and I was the second who got experiment number 7 and he got 3rd. I was happy to get number 7 because it was schering bridge and I had farra of this experiment and I took out farre from my jacket pocket and copied each single word and neat and clean diagram in fifteen minutes.
‘O madarc**d, file idhar de,’ the voice reached my ears and I got distracted from my work. The voice was familiar and my regular readers can guess who was the stud with such a nice tongue. He was asking Khurana for EMI file that he stole from the heap of file to take pics of the experiment that he got for his paper. Savlani started taking pics of the experiment that he got to perform. We all finished writing all the theories and diagrams within half an hour.
‘Sir, I’ve written theory and diagrams now I need a capacitance box and a headphone to perform the experiment,’ I said to the lab assistant.
‘Which is your experiment?’ he asked.
‘Scering bridge,’ I said.
‘Come with me,’ he said and I started escorting him towards the closed almirah that contains such materials in the lab.
‘What is the number of your experiment?’ he asked.
‘Sir, 7th,’ I answered.
‘Okay, search the sheet containing experiment number 7 from this,’ he said pointing towards a heap of sheets.
‘Here it is,’ I said taking out a sheet written number 7 on the top. I don’t know why was he asking me to do so but something started going in my mind when he asked me to look number 7 sheet.
‘Go and copy the calculations as fast as possible,’ he said.
‘Okay sir, but……,’ I started.
‘Do it fast, otherwise they will come, they’ve gone for lunch so finished before they reach,’ he said.
‘Thank god,’ I said to myself because I didn’t perform any experiment in this semester and it was the first day I saw so many new equipments in the lab but I was confident that I would perform the experiment because I had already discussed it with Mandal.
Roll number 84, 85, 86 and 87 the voice reached and we all started rushing towards our own places because we all were standing in a group discussing what is going to be asked and external came and called shouting these roll numbers.
Every time when such group of four came back from giving viva to the external we all use to ask what type of questions are being asked there despite knowing that the external may ask anything from anywhere but it’s the custom of this college so I was also a part of this discussion. And it was quite interesting to see the faces of the guys who were coming from viva.
‘Hey, what did he ask you?’ I asked Savlani when he returned from viva.
‘He is asking some inertia type questions which is out of course,’ Savlani said.
‘What’s that?’we all shouted once.
‘One question is common that the external is asking all the students,’ Verma said from behind and we all started looking towards Verma and pulled him circling him.
‘Is it from strain gauze or LVDT?’ Mandal asked Verma.
‘It’s very simple question, Verma said and our ears focused more towards Verma than Savlani.
‘Show me your answer sheet,’ Verma said and one guy from us started showing his answer sheet to Vemra.
‘You are a real ass, the external is asking all the students this question,’ Verma said.
‘Hoooo,’ we all shouted and laughing.
‘Hey, its our turn now,’ Mandal said from behind.
‘I looked towards the external and saw two of our group had already placed their asses on the hot seat so I ran towards my seat.
‘Good morning sir,’ I said taking my seat. It was actually almost noon because the needle of my watch was touching 12:30 but it was quite hard to judge its morning or noon so I said good morning.
‘Show me your sheet,’ the external asked me and I flashed my sheet to him. He saw my sheet turning few pages and put his signature there and gave back to me. He did the same with the sheets of the next two guys and now it was the turn of the sheet of the stud from my group.
‘Hey, what is this?’ the external asked our stud putting his index finger at the top of the sheet where the experiment number was written.
‘Who the hell did it,’ the external shouted and I started looking at the sheet in his hand. I saw something strange on his sheet.
‘Sir, sir did it,’ the stud said. He was non other than Pawan who tried something new in his answer sheet that Savlani also tried with his. It was written number 3 experiment but the external turned red faced because number 3 was new and the old number was overwritten and turned to 3. I don’t know why Pawan tried it because we all use to keep some farre that contain almost all experiment.
‘Okay, now tell me what’s piezoresistive effect?’ the external asked Pawan and he answered well. The external repeated the same question to Shishpal and Mandal and they answered the same. And it was my turn to give answer but he stopped me and asked ‘have you heard piezoelectric effect?’. I thought for a while and gave the answer making some diagrams with expressions to satisfy the external.
‘How will the length change effect resistivity?’ the teacher sitting next to external asked Pawan. He gave his answer and the process of giving the answer was same moving from Pawan towards me.
I started writing equation of resistivity and solved it and gave my answer in detail. The external started looking at me, as if I gave wrong answer but I was confident that I was right. Then he asked Mandal another question then I interrupted saying, ‘ sir, may I try the answer of last question?’
‘Of course you can, but you try it million of times you’ll give wrong answer for sure,’ he said……………….
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