PARTY, FIGHT & the girls @ fare price...!!

Snowfall can be seen everyday in the hilly states of northern India as news channels say. And they are the best places for the Delhites to hang around because these states are the neighbors of Delhi so it takes 5 to 6 hours to reach there and enjoy snowfall. Being honest I can say the persons like me whose wallet don’t allow them to enjoy the vacations in south most states or the non-Indian subcontinents.  Thanks to IP University that is remaining closed for few more days because the mercury felt down few days back and it could be the worst for us to college daily in such weather like last year. But it’s okay type weather now and we can discover some new places in north India.

Thanks to my stud friends who are friends in college only and make plans on the very last day of every even semester exams but fail to recognize their plans just after the last day exam. And of course Tanya, my sweet heart friend who loves to roam with me every day during college days can’t come out of her house these days as her dad is very strict about it. The brain was about to burst with the Hollywood thought that were roaming in my mind after finishing 5 to 6 movies per day. Few had already been watched so I kept revising them.

So I was trying few numbers of my old friends in South Extention. Most of them were switch off, few were out of coverage area and few were like number not in use. After scanning my contacts twice and thrice one call got connected.

‘Hey, hi,’ I said as soon as he picked my call.

‘Hello, my friend, how’s you?’

‘I’m fine, what about you?’

‘If my friend is fine so that I’m too,’

Yes, he was Pawan, one of my good friends from my Narayana days as we use to enjoy a lot of funs in South Delhi.

‘Bro, I’m getting roasted at my place, I want to meet you people,’ I said.

‘I’ve to ask your dad about some MTNL gprs services’ plans,’ I said.

‘Oh, how professional have you become my friend,’ he muttered.

‘What did you say?’ I asked.

‘Nothing,’ he said. I don’t know why people think that I’ve become more professional as I just asked him to utilize my visit more profitably. Fun and some work at the same time, is the best way to use wasting time. Any way I did call him so I had to listen what was he saying.

‘Wow, finally you called my dear friend, you have become so rich that you want to buy some MTNL broadband plans despite using Airtel broadband,’ the changed voice said.

‘Hey, is it Aasif?’ I asked.

‘Yeah, saale, I’m Aasif,’ the voice with this nice adjective reached my ears.

‘Assalam walikum bhai jaan,’ I said.

‘Walikum salam,’ how’s you?’ he asked.

‘I’m good,’ I lied because I was getting roasted like hell at my place.

‘Hey, let’s meet today,’ I said without delay.

‘Yeah, I’m also dying to meet my good friend, but I’ve missed all five day classes last week and I don’t want to miss more otherwise my college management will kick my ass for short attendance,’ he started with these words.

‘Oh, short attendance is not a big deal, they’ll allow you at any cost, I had only 30% attendance in last semester but they allowed me to sit for end term examinations,’ I convinced him.

‘Bro, it’s not IP University, it’s Jamia Millia Isalamia University,’ he said.

‘But let me think, I’m telling you after some time,’ he said. After convincing him for next ten minutes he decided to attend his boring lectures. I love to skip my lectures whenever my friends call but look at one of them. Anybody could have guessed his answer when he said such words so I did.

‘Hey, hi,’ the voice reached my left ear as I picked one call from an unknown number.

‘Hi,’ I said recognizing the voice.

‘Who ?’ I asked as I failed to recognize him.

‘You ass, you forgot me, I’m Ankit,’ he said.

‘Hey, I’m sorry, I dint get you,’ I said.

‘What happened to your voice,’ I asked.

‘My throat has been fucked up by this shivering cold,’ he said.

‘Anyway, you are papers are over, and you are free now,’ he said.

‘Of course,’

‘Okay, I need your help,’

‘What type of help?’

‘Nothing much, you promised to teach me mathematics for my GATE paper last month and I was waiting for your call, but you don’t have to call me,’ he said.

‘Oh, I’m really sorry, it slipped off my mind, when is your GATE paper?’ I asked.

‘13^th February, Next month,’ he said.

‘Okay, I’ll reach your place by evening, bye,’ I disconnected the call.

 The call was from one of my cousins and teaching a guy like him is very tough because he loves to spend his maximum time in enjoying parties in farmhouses and discs.

I reached INA metro station at 5pm and reached his place within few minutes.

‘What the hell is he doing inside?’ I asked myself pushing doorbell button thrice as he was not opening the gate. I started thinking about what would I say to aunty who has called my twice a month to meet her and uncle but I dint respond to her for the last six months.

‘Are you crazy, you dick head?’ the voice reached my ears and I kept my fingers off the doorbell button.

‘Shut up, you ass, I’m standing here since last ten minutes, what were you doing, where is aunty?’ I started entering the drawing room.

‘She is not at home, mom dad-have gone to Shirdi and I was just watching this amazing porn that I got from IIT yesterday,’ he said.

‘That’s why you dint heard the doorbell,’

‘Oh, no, the volume of my headphone was maximum so I dint hear that,’ I said sitting on the chair in front of the table with PC.

‘Let me also watch, what kind of video is it?’ I asked.

‘Shut up, you are junior to me and you should maintain the respect,’ he said adjusting his specs.  I wanted to see and tried hard to get in front of his PC but he had already closed that minimized window.

‘What are the topics, show me your syllabus,’ I said walking towards the wash basin. The door bell rang again and he ran towards the door after hearing single bell ring.

‘Hey, I’ve heard that you’ve brought some nice videos from IIT yesterday,’ I heard these words entering drawing after washing my face.

Yes, he was Nakul his neighbor, a non placed engineer who was also looking for GATE but……..

After teaching him for more than two hours we decided to go for dinner to Vasant Vihar because aunty was not there to make it and I’d to check some new stuff in the market as it’s a season of sale from almost all the brands of dresses and foot wears.

‘Hey, your car party is pending, throwing today no?’ I said adjusting seat belt sitting next to the driver seat.

‘Right dude, party is still pending,’ Nakul said from behind.

‘Yeah, we are going to drink and puff hokkaa like mad tonight,’ he said taking left turn heading towards the ring road.

‘Wow, a complete night out,’ Nakul corrected.

‘Nope, I’m not going to drink or smoke, we are just going to have some good items,’

‘You are still a kid, you’ve not started drinking and when did you quit smoking, he asked smiling. I don’t why people think that non drinker adults are still kids.

Yes, aunty had gifted him a brand new white car, i 20, and the party was must to celebrate, so we were going to Vasant vihar, but I got surprised by his plans. He is a hardcore drinker, smoker, and of course a doper. He never forgets to offer me a glass full of colorful drink from his beer days to latest wine and vodka days.

‘Okay, we are going to have some non-veg stuff, I’m dying to drink now,’ he said offering me the stick after puffing it.

‘I told no, I’ve quitted smoking,’ I said.

‘See this engineer, Nakul look at him,’ he said offering his stick backward towards Nakul.

‘Dude, work hard, party harder and of course sleep tighter with the girls,’ Nakul said patting me.

‘Hey, I’ve seen your Billo last evening near Notan Das jwellers,’ Nakul added new topic as the car took u turn from Moolchand flyover.

‘We are not in touch for the last few months,’ I said.

'And she is no more my Billo,' I corrected clearing my throat.

‘Buddy, she was looking sex bomb, more blonde these days, how did you let her go without sleeping with her,’ something was going to be repeated that had already roasted my ears.

We reached Bacchus pubs, Vasant vihar.

‘You are blogging these days, and I’ve read about Tanya, your girlfriend,’ Nakul started taking seat next to me.

‘Oh, she is not my girlfriend, just friend’ I corrected.

‘I’ve read a lot about her, she is amazing and I’d sent her friend request but she rejected,’ he said sipping water.

‘I’ve heard that you are working on a novel,’ he continued and I was looking at the rate list of the drinks that Ankit was looking to order.

‘Yeah, I’m working on a novel,’ I said.

‘What type of story are you writing?’ he continued eating my head and I continued answering his all questions honestly.

The order reached our table after some time and they were mad about the drinks so they started having them, as if they would never get chance in future to have it again in their whole life. I was comfortable with the roasted chicken.

‘Hey, have it?’ Nakul said to a passing by girl offering his glass in one hand and bottle in the other.

I was surprised after seeing him in such a mental state and he was smiling and started talking loudly about that girl, her figure and private parts and what not. He was out of his mind, Ankit is a big drinker but I had never seen him after getting drunk but Nakul………………

‘She is amazing no?’ Ankit said looking towards that girl who was sitting next at the corner table.

Yeah, she is looking beautiful,’ I said looking at the girl’s image in the mirror hanging over the wall next to Ankit.

 

‘Hey, let me propose her, she will accept it for sure,’ Nakul said tearing leg piece of the roasted chicken.

‘Yeah, she will,’ Ankit supported him. He looked towards me then I had no other option except nodding so………

‘Buddy, look at her curve, her b***s, her b**, her…………..,’ Ankit continued with her private parts and I concentrated to the chicken. He scanned the girl’s fully as he was giving descriptions of her all the parts with explanations.

No doubt that girl was the best among the girls present there. I finished my chicken and they were still ordering another bottle so I had to sit with them and was enjoying the music.

‘Hey, this is the perfect time to say her ‘ I love you,’ Nakul said.

‘Yeah, go my bro, make it now,’ Ankit said showing glass waving his hand in the air towards Nakul.

‘All the best! Dude,’ he wished Nakul, as if Nakul was going to write his major examination. He looked towards me and I gave a shameless smile and he started heading towards the girl’s table.

‘Hey, Honey, you look fabulous, I love you,’ Nakul said falling on her table but he adjusted standing there anyhow.

‘You bastard, don’t you have your mom, sis at your home,’ one guy who was accompanying the girl shouted planting a huge slap over Nakul’s face.

Yes, the guy sitting with the girl was six feet tall with great physique like the bouncers. He was taller than Nakul, had better body than him. He was better than Nakul in almost all respect. But it was shame for us to sit and watch our friend getting slapped and abusing by any other guy. After all we all were the studs. Ankit ran and hit the guy from behind. The guy turned back and thrashed Ankit's face by punching his middle of the face very hard. It was tough for me to go nearer to that bouncer kind of guy but I approached him and flashed my shoe tip hard right at the private part of that guy and he felt down. After seeing her falling guy, the beautiful girl ran towards him looking at me, as if she was going to kill me.

‘Run run run,’ I shouted. The guests sitting there and all the staffs had started gathering circling we all three studs, that bouncer guy and of course the best girl there. We managed to escape from the back door.

‘You are a real ass,’ Ankit uttered at Nakul.

‘Are you nuts?’ I was just proposing that girl,’ Nakul said touching his left cheek that was got hit and turned red. I could see the red linings of the five fingers there on his left cheek but I kept quite.

'It was me who saved you tonight otherwise he would have killed you,' Ankit started.

‘Forget it now,’ I interrupted.

‘Let's run away fast from here,' I suggested.

'Let the son of a bitch come here, I'll teach him a lesson now,' the brave Nakul said after touching his left cheek.

‘Oh shit,’ Ankit said checking out his pocket.

Yes, he had forgotten his car keys on the table and no one of us was ready to go inside the pub so we started planning to return home by auto and get car keys by tomorrow. 

‘Hey, here it is,’ Nakul said taking something out of his pocket.

‘What the fuck is this, how did you manage to get it?’ I asked.

‘I took it from table while running away,’ he said smiling. I don’t know how anyone can smile after getting slapped. We managed to reach the parking area anyhow looking backward time and again checking whether that guy was running behind us or not.

‘Hey, take to that corner,’ Nakul said pointing his index towards the corner of the road.

‘Why, we are going straight to home,’ I said looking forward.

‘You keep quiet, and see what’s going on,’ he said.

‘What the hell is this, why did I save him from that big man,’ I cursed myself.

‘I got her number from Kritika, she is genuine and I need a trustworthy broker,’ Nakul continued.

‘Who is she?’ I asked.

‘My friend,’ he answered and started saying something into Ankit’s ear I focused my ears towards his mouth but his voice was quite unpredictable but I could guess what he was talking about.

‘She told me that girls come from north campus and few are from Mukharji nagar,’ I heard these words and my prediction was right because they had planned something big for that night.

‘Some are from Russia, Nepal, Afghanistan…………………..,’ he continued with some more names.

‘Will she take the cash first?’ Ankit asked.

‘Nope, she is honest, she will send her girl first then we have to pay the girls,’

‘But there is a problem, we have to pay according to the deal,’

‘I don’t want my cash to be wasted,’

‘I’m going to try Russian this time but she will empty my wallet,’

‘How much?’

‘More than………..






[ to be  continued.....with the reality of some College g***s !]


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