Saturday, March 19, 2011

When I Met My Ex.......Ohhh Really !

After many requests from my good relatives I decided to visit them in South Delhi. So I boarded metro from Rithala and got down at INA metro station and then boarded bus number 500 for South Extention.

'Oye,' the surprised word came out my mouth when I saw a girl standing near Levi's square mall in South ex part-1.
'Hey, hi. Finally I saw you,' she uttered smiling.
She was my good friend when i used to stay here. She was looking fantabulous in her skiny faded jeans, a blue half shirt with extra large pair of sunglasses.
'Ohh shut up. I usually visit here,' I said.
'But you never visited my place, you dog,' she started with her such a nice welcome words.
'So what are you doing here?' I asked.
'Waiting for my boyfriend,' she said.
'Wow, you have a boyfriend now,'
'Congrats, I've to leave now,' I said.
'Shut up, you are not going now. We are gonna chitchat for some time,' she said taking her mobile phone out of her hand bag.
Yes, I met Priya, my good friend (by mistake!).
'But your boyfriend,' I uttered.
'Ssshhhhh....,' she said keeping her right index finger on her lips making a call clicking keys of her phone in her left hand.
'Baby, my mom has given me an important work so I've to leave for it. I'm in hurry. Love you.....mmmuuuuaaahhhh, bye,' she said disconnecting the call and I kept standing there keeping my mouth shut looking at her.
'You have a baby now. You didn't inform me about your pregnancy. Now a baby. Congrats,' I continued.
'Shut up,' she said.
'I love him and he is junior to me so I call him my baby,' she corrected clearing my misunderstanding!.
'Let's go to Mcdonald,' she suggested pointing her index finger towards this useless McD.

We ordered French fries and two medium cokes at the counter and took seats collecting bill.
'So how are you girlfriend?' the conversation started like this (expected!).
'Who?' I asked taking seat on the front chair facing her.
'Tanya,' she said.
'She is not my girlfriend,' I said sipping coke (cold!).
'Ohh, I'm sorry. She is your ma'am, after all she teaches you,' she had started using her brains (wicked one!).
'I'm a regular reader of your blog and now you've started earning from the ads on your blog page,' she continued biting french fries.
'Do my blogs say Tanya is my girlfriend?' I asked.
'Nope, but....
'But it seems you both love each other the most,' she said.

'You tell about your baby, small baby?' I changed topic.
'He is not my baby and stop making my fun, he is my good fiend, not my boyfriend (really?).
'And for you kind information my status is "single" on facebook,' she continued.
'We are dating. we do everything but we are not committed,' she said.
'What do you think about commitment?' I asked.

She started roasting with the following story (of course her own story!).
Commitment binds you. You start thinking a lot about your buddy. The freedom reduces. I can do anything with my guy. 'You can sleep too with him,' I wanted to say but I didn't. I've experienced a lot from my relationships. I loved you madly but you never cared. You kept saying 'I don't love you...I don't love you' but smooched me whenever you got chance, you ass, real one.
I'm doing the same thing with the guys now. I've learnt a lot form you. I'm still missing your kisses (despite knowing you are a bad and dirty kisser). He in new one. He is the cutest junior I've ever seen so I felt for him so did he.

I finished whole fries and my coke nodding to her each and every words. But it feels awesome when you meet your Ex (friend or girlfriend!).



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