I'll Always Miss You So You All Would !

I hardly go to college and people know it there. Today I went as our stud friends had decided to attend all the lectures including lab (useless lab?). Our car arrived late so we entered the first lecture late. Something something happend in the car on the way that proved Khurana still loves Mini (the sexiest girl of my college!), who thinks Khurana is a small kid (puppy) in front of her.
The PS2 lecturer called us waving his hands when we were running away bunking his lecture. Bunking his lecture costs nothing because he doesn't carry attendance register and says that he would mark everybody's attendance.
But it's quite hard to run away from a lecturer's eyes when he/she catches you bunking his/her lectures. I could have run away (am I daring enough?) but I entered class showing him that I've respect for him becuase we (I & lecturer) already had arguments in his first lecture when he was scaring my classmates.
He started asking questions from the topics that he tought in his last lecture and guys were unable to give answers. The low scoring guys were made to stand up first then the studious ones were. Most of the guys and girls were standing, few had attempted but failed to give satisfactory answer.
Unluckily I was one of the first category guys and stood up saying 'pass', as if I had already decided to stand up and utter the beautiful word 'pass'. I din't even hear the question properly as I was replying Tanya's message.
The lecturer started giving his philosophy (his daily work...thank god it was my first lecture after paper!). As soon as he started flashing his words, the guys and girls in the first two rows (standing and non standing too!) started listening to his words as if he was going to give the special mantra to clear the external exam.
I wondered when I noticed two studious masterminds (Savlani and Monica) were standing in the first row, then I realised the asked question was very tough. I felt jaleous when I saw Pawan & Verma were sitting. The guys in the middle two rows also followed the guys in the first two rows (except few!). The guys in the last two rows (unfortunately all were standing!) started gossiping. Few fo them had already started making fun of each other smiling hiding their faces from the lecturer. Few used nice abuses (some new invented abuses!) for the lecturer as he made them standing and disturbed them from chitchatting, eating lunches, watching porns and scanning and discussing girls' cleavages.
'I would give 25/25 in the internals if any of you come and say something about comparator,' the voice reached my ears. We all started looking at each other's face and the lecturer continued with his philosophy (useless!). After listening some new and nice abusive words for the lecturer from my rowmates, I raised my hands to explain the comparator. He called me to the lecutre platform and I joined him there.

[after break]

Well, it was the time fo PE lab now and the guys became lazier and started walking slowly towards lab. We all entered lab very late and the proctor started with the strange words like thyristor, inverter, converter etc. Most of us were looking towards the proctor but I was comfortable with the novel sitting on the backmost stool hiding my face in the dark. After an hour half of the lab was over and our super stud (Savlani of course!) starts with his F words, abusive and dirty words. The lab atmosphere started changing, the guys started shifting thier stools closer to Savlani circling him and the girls started shifting their stools away from Savlani. I closed novel and tossed it into my bag and joined the group. Verma was comfortable with the shoulders of Khurana and big and huge Dhiren as his pillows. He always sleeps whenever he gets such nice time.

The next day was unbelievable when Savlani's phone's screen got broken and it became a mistry when four guys were suspected to be the responsible for it. But the fifth guy was responsible for it and only two guys knew it. Interestingly one of the two guys was not there when blame game was oing on....

Here are some pics that I captured that day.....

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