First day and late, smart dudes, the trainer said as we were taking our seats at the last bench.
Stand up you all, I heard the voice when I was replying the sms of Tanya. It was trainers voice so we all three stud up.
Why are you late, the trainer asked Pawan.
Sir, canteen, Pawan said.
And you long hair, whats your name, he asked me pointing his index finger towards me.
Sir, water, I was waiting near water cooler to drink water as the queue was long, I said.
Yes, I lied, I was out of the class only to message Tanya because there is a little network problem in the class.
This is the first class, so I'm leaving you all, but don't repeat it again, I'm very strict, the trainer said.
The trainer started with the word Micro processor and the students started gossiping as they always do in the class.
Pass Delhi Times, one guy said pulling my t-shirt as I was taking out the news paper from my bag.
Hey, second last page, one of the guys said and started fighting for the second last page with the other.
I started with the first page avoiding the lecture of the trainer.
Hey, give your phone, I've heard that you have loaded it with some new porn videos. It was Mukesh who love to watch porn in class as if he didn't get time for it at his home.
Look at Minny Chopra, my love, how sweet she looks, Verma said snatching new paper from my hand.
Why you all are behaving like small kids, don't you guys wanna learn Micro processor, the trainer shouted so the whole class became quiet.
What are you doing, you stand up, the trainer said pointing his index finger towards and walking towards the last bench when I was busy in messaging Tanya.
Yes, we both are at different training centres but we keep messaging each other.
'This is my last warning, I'll throw you out of the class if you are caught again'.
Out of class, my ass, Verma said taking his seat.
Hey Abhishek, what happend to you, why are you standing here, Gyan asked Abhishek because he was standing near our last bench as all the seats were full.
Hey, second bench, see there is a seat vacant, go and sit there, I said. Abhishek went there but hasitated but sat there.
Abhishek, Abhishek, I shouted once. Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek, whole class started shouting and laughing as if he was a cause of fun there. There was a Sandy who was siting there.
Yes, Abhishek was the lucky guy who got a chance to sit with Chopra thats why whole class were on their apex of fun.
Hey, why don't you write blogs daily, I've become a fan of your blogs, Ashwani said smiling from side bench.
Yeah, his blogs are interesting, I also use to read daily, Pushpdeep said.
Okay, I'll try to write it daily, I said concentrating on the front page as the news paper was full of the news of the Bhpal gas tragedy.
Hey, I've heard that you have written a lot about Chopra, which blog contains the stuffs about her, Mukesh said chuckling.
We all started laughing at this topic and Verma came close as he heard about Chopra.
We will do practicles after lunch, the trainer said folding his laptop.
Yes it was lunch time
Hey, come with me, I've brought the cigg, Savlani asked me.
I'm sorry, I'm not coming with you, I said.
He has quitted smoking, Pawan said.
'Hey, what happend, you are changed totally, you didn't come for playing pool and bowling yesterday,quitted smoking, whats this, you okay ?' ....................
This is the first class, so I'm leaving you all, but don't repeat it again, I'm very strict, the trainer said.
The trainer started with the word Micro processor and the students started gossiping as they always do in the class.
Pass Delhi Times, one guy said pulling my t-shirt as I was taking out the news paper from my bag.
Hey, second last page, one of the guys said and started fighting for the second last page with the other.
I started with the first page avoiding the lecture of the trainer.
Hey, give your phone, I've heard that you have loaded it with some new porn videos. It was Mukesh who love to watch porn in class as if he didn't get time for it at his home.
Look at Minny Chopra, my love, how sweet she looks, Verma said snatching new paper from my hand.
Why you all are behaving like small kids, don't you guys wanna learn Micro processor, the trainer shouted so the whole class became quiet.
What are you doing, you stand up, the trainer said pointing his index finger towards and walking towards the last bench when I was busy in messaging Tanya.
Yes, we both are at different training centres but we keep messaging each other.
'This is my last warning, I'll throw you out of the class if you are caught again'.
Out of class, my ass, Verma said taking his seat.
Hey Abhishek, what happend to you, why are you standing here, Gyan asked Abhishek because he was standing near our last bench as all the seats were full.
Hey, second bench, see there is a seat vacant, go and sit there, I said. Abhishek went there but hasitated but sat there.
Abhishek, Abhishek, I shouted once. Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek, whole class started shouting and laughing as if he was a cause of fun there. There was a Sandy who was siting there.
Yes, Abhishek was the lucky guy who got a chance to sit with Chopra thats why whole class were on their apex of fun.
Hey, why don't you write blogs daily, I've become a fan of your blogs, Ashwani said smiling from side bench.
Yeah, his blogs are interesting, I also use to read daily, Pushpdeep said.
Okay, I'll try to write it daily, I said concentrating on the front page as the news paper was full of the news of the Bhpal gas tragedy.
Hey, I've heard that you have written a lot about Chopra, which blog contains the stuffs about her, Mukesh said chuckling.
We all started laughing at this topic and Verma came close as he heard about Chopra.
We will do practicles after lunch, the trainer said folding his laptop.
Yes it was lunch time
Hey, come with me, I've brought the cigg, Savlani asked me.
I'm sorry, I'm not coming with you, I said.
He has quitted smoking, Pawan said.
'Hey, what happend, you are changed totally, you didn't come for playing pool and bowling yesterday,quitted smoking, whats this, you okay ?' ....................
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