The Height of Apology!

'Bus came, where are you?' Gyan messaged me. 

'I'm not coming.' I replied with my wet hand, as I was shampooing my hairs and I came out of bathroom expecting Tanya's message.

Yes, I was late today, as I returned late from the park, so I was in bathroom taking shower but it was the time for me to reach bus stop.

'Ohh...fuck...how can I forget it?' I asked myself looking into the bathroom mirror. I had forgotten brushing my teeth, my morning coffee, and now its my beard, I had forgotten shaving my beard. So I started shaving my beard clearing shampoo lather from my face.

Yes, I was totally upset this morning because Tanya was angry with me because of my foolishness and she had stopped replying my message since last night. So I was trying different poses in my bathroom to say sorry to her.

'Hey, hi,' I said to Tanya.

'What hi, I'm not talking to you,' she said.

'What are you doing here, why did you not go to your college?' she continued.

Yes, I was at Rithala metro station and was waiting for her since half an hour checking out the faces of every people near exit of this metro station.

'Hey, that one,' I said to her pointing my index finger towards a nearby standing rikshaw. She was quiet but she sat in that rikshaw.

'Hey, what happened, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,' I started with these words, as I had practiced this in my bathroom while taking shower. She looked at me and started pushing ear phone into her ear holes and turned the volume maximum. It was expected so I started calling her from my phone so that I could disturb her and keep her away from music. She removed ear phone looking into my eyes but I avoided eye contact, I don't know why.


'Bhaiya, slowly, pull slowly.' I asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw slowly, so that I could get more time to express my feeling.
'Oh shittt..he was on Tanya's side, he was not reducing the speed of his rikshaw. 'May be he could have known about my mistakes and wanted me to teach a lesson,' I thought.
'Bhaiya, I'm a heart patient, doctor has asked me to stay away from speed, there is a hole in my heart, can't you reduce your speed,' I started requesting him, but he was still pulling his rikshaw with his maximum power.
'God, please break the chain of this rikshaw.' I prayed to god closing my eyes. 
'What's going on here,' I said to myself opening my eyes.
'Wow, she has forgiven me, I said to myself flashing a shameless smile at self.
Yes, she was smiling, looking at me, but the smile vanished within few seconds, so again I started trying something new to please her. I started speaking so many words, some of them were making sense and some of them were not. I tried a lot of different poses, funny words with funny expressions of my face, but she was still siting quiet on the left side of mine. I started commenting on the passing people because this was the best way to make her smile, as I always do but these hardly worked.


'Hey, stop it, he is from my class,' she said pulling my hand, as I had started passing comments on the shoes of a guy pointing my index finger towards his shoes near her college.
'Go to your college,' she said flashing 20 bucks to the rikshaw puller.
Yes, we had reached her college.
'I said go to your college,' she shouted flashing her wide opened her eyes to me, which was enough to feel the height of her anger, but I'm that kind of guy who never give up any stuff so easily.
'I'm going to second floor in the eee class room,' I said following her.
'People are gazing at me, don't be a stupid, go out,' she shouted showing her wide opened eyes.
'I love your glittering eyes,' I wanted to say but I didn't, I don't know why.
'I won't,' I said looking into her eyes.
'Oh my god, she was looking damn fabulous, her eyes, her kajal, her lips, oh god,' I had started dreaming.
'Going out or love to be slapped?' she said coming closer to me.
'Here it goes,' I said bringing my left cheek close to her.
'You are a complete duffer, look at the people,' she continued.
Yes, the students, the professors and the guards were staring at us, as if I had ragged a junior badly, but who cares because my whole focus was one and only one Tanya.
'You said sorry no, I've forgiven you, now go,' she said looking into my eyes. But still I was following her, as a small kid follows the elder member of his/her family in a crowded place.


'Get out of my college,' she shouted and the feet of the whole crowd stopped and of course they started gazing at us, as if I had committed a blunder there by following Tanya. Her face was turning into red color, dark red, and that was showing that she was becoming more angry and this was not a good sign for me.
'I'm gonna wait near college gate,' I said turning back.
'Bhaiya, what's the time for lunch here?' I asked a guard.
'12:30,' he replied harshly and I started roaming in her college.
'Hey hi, where is the cse class room?' I asked a girl, who was in hurry.
'First year?' she asked.
'Yup, and you?' I flashed back the question.
'2nd year ece,' she said.
'So you are senior to me,' I said.
'Yup, call me ma'am, she said smiling, as if she was in fourth year and had got a placement in the topmost MNC.
'Come with me, let me show you your class room,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'You are still in my college, go out, it will be good for you,' the sms came on phone. Yes, it was a sms from none other than Tanya.




'Hey, adjust you hairs,' Savlani said.
'Fuck my hair style, my brain had stopped working, I'm feeling like I was in coma, and you are asking me to adjust my hairs,' I wanted to say to Savlani, but I didn't.
Yes, I had reached my college because my attendance is very short and I got wet in the rain while going to college, so my wet hairs were looking rough. My attendance is short because I bunk my classes only to meet Tanya.
'Hey, let's have coffee,' Pawan said from behind.
'Okay,' I said and started following my stud friends Verma, Savlani and Pawan.
'Why are they looking at me, may be they know about me and Tanya and what has happened to me this morning,' I asked myself,when guys and girls started looking at me. I attended two lectures and was about to run away from my college because I had to go somewhere else.
'Hey, I'm going home, would you like to come with me because we are going to have two useless lectures,' I said to Gyan. He started thinking deeply, as if I had asked him to allow his girlfriend to date me.
Yes, all the lectures seem useless to me these days, I don't know why, so I love to run away from my college after one or two lectures. I don't run away from my college without any reason, either my teachers throw me out of my class for my stupidity or something else.
'Okay, let's go,' Gyan said after thinking deeply for the last five minutes.


'Hey, see this card, its nice no,' I asked Gyan.
Yes, we had reached metro walk and were checking out sorry cards in the Archies gallery.
'Hey, look at this, give it to her, she will forgive you,' he said showing me a love card.
'You ass, she will kill me if I give her a I love you card,' I said to him. I started reading the sayings and word stuffs in the all sorry cards, and got one which contained no 'love' word.
'Bhaiya, show me some cheapest sorry cards,' one guy said to the Archies' staff.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to that stud guy showing one beautiful card.
'You asshole, why don't you pick one for Tanya, showing cards to others, huh,' Gyan said from behind, so I adjusted that card to its place.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to Gyan showing a card reading the word content loudly.
'Can't you read them slowly?' Gyan asked.
Yes, I had chosen the most stupendous sorry card from that Archies galley.
'She will forgive you now,' Gyan said smiling.


'I'll wait for you by 4:30pm near G3S,' I messaged Tanya. I started calling her after five minutes, as I didn't get her reply.
'I'm in lab, and will go home after finishing my lab by 5:00pm,' she said on phone and disconnected the call.


'I've reached G3S,' I messaged to Tanya at 4:30.
'I'm going home, I'm not coming to G3S,' she replied.
'Whr r u?' I flashed back this short message to her.
'm at metro stn,' she replied.
'metro hs cum, I'm gng,' the message came and I lost my control over my nerves. I didn't reply because I had started running in the middle of the busy road to cross the road to catch an auto.
'Can't you see, you blind,'the voice reached my ears but I continued crossing the road.
'Bhaiya, metro station,' I asked one auto driver.
'40 bucks,' he said and I jumped into his auto without any delay.
'Bhaiya, fast please, drive faster, I've to reach metro station within five minutes,' I said messaging Tanya that I was in auto and reaching metro withing five minutes.
'Get down, and take other auto,' the auto driver shouted at me stopping his auto.
'Bhaiya, please, she is very angry with me, if I won't reach at metro within five minutes, she will leave,' I requested to the auto driver, as if a kid was asking for a small toffee making a sad expression.
'girlfriend hai, sirji, aisa bolo na!.' He said smiling and started increasing the speed of his auto...............

A Walk In The Rain!

'That's BTW, its tikki is very famous, let's try that,' I said to Tanya pointing my index finger towards the famous BTW.
Yes, we had reached NSP after trying some good stuffs in the Punjabi by nature resto-bar at lifestyle mall.
'Ummm, Okay, let's try,' she said.
'One tikki,' I ordered at the counter of BTW.
'Take two,' she said from behind flashing cash at the counter.
'Hey, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I'm gonna pay,' she said showing her eyes wide opened at me.
'Let's take only one, we'll try your favorite Pav bahji after it,' I said. We finished our takki within few minutes and rushed to the Pav bhaji counter.

'Hey, Kinder Joy!,' she exclaimed with excitement pointing her index finger towards a transparent glass of a gift store, as if she would gotten something special.
'What's that?' I flashed the question after seeing her excitement over the Kinder Joy.
'Let's buy one,' I continued and we rushed towards the Kinder Joy store.
'Its for kids, it tastes yummy and it contains a toy too,' she started with the details.........
We went to that Kinder Joy store and bought one. It looked like a colorful egg.

'Hey, look at the weather,' I said, as weather was turning stormy.
'Let me open it,' I said holding the Kinder Joy.
'Cute no?' she said smiling holding a small spoon that came out of the Kinder Joy.
'Yeah, have it,' I said opening one part of the Kinder Joy because it was like cream and chocolate inside it.
'Yummy, she said having one spoon of that creamy chocolate stuff. 'You have it now,' she continued offering the cute spoon.
'Look at this tortoise,' she said taking a tortoise out of her bag.
'Move it, it moves its head to and fro while running,' she said and I started playing with that small tortoise, as if I was a four year kid.
'Hey, its a car, cute car,' she said taking a small toy car form the half packet of the Kinder Joy.

Weather was turning more and more stormy and her wrist watch was forcing us for something else.
Yes, it was 5:00pm, and its the time for her to go home, so we stood up and started walking towards the gate.
'I'm not gonna get wet,' she said, as the drizzling had started.
'C'mon, its just drizzling only, we won't get wet,' I said walking down the stairs.
Yes, she was following me and I was happy because I wanted to enjoy rain, as I always do.
'Hey, its increasing, we will get wet,' she said adjusting her specs.
'Thank god, we didn't come in the car,' I said.
'No car, huh, I would have hidden me in the car if we'd have come here in the car, I don't like to get wet,' she said cleaning her specs.

Yes, the cloud  had totally covered whole NSP, the atmosphere was turning darker, the thunder was its apex, it had started roaring, the lightening was adding a lot to the beauty of the sky. The heavy rain drops started tapping our heads.
'Hey, look at that bird, that's looking awesome after getting wet,' I said pointing my index finger towards a bird that was siting on the nearby hanging wire.
'Hmm...that's looking cute,' she said removing her specs.

Oh my god, she was looking damn beautiful without specs. I had requested her many times to removes specs  but she never removed her specs for me, so that I could see her comely eyes. I was loosing control over my nerves. Her wet hair was looking simply splendorous, the kajal started trickling down her dimply cheeks with the rain water was magnificent. I continued looking into her eyes, as I was dreaming about a pretty angel. Yes, I was completely lost into her eyes.
'Oh God, please stop time machine for this moment, I wanna be lost in my dream,' I preyed to god. The rain drops started trickling down her ravishing cheeks, the beauty was unbelievable, and I started forgetting everything for this sweet dream girl. Her glittering eyes started blinking as the rain drops started falling on her eyes, her curvaceous figure was turning full-bosomed after wetting, her wet shirt started sticking to her curvy body, every part of her body was simply unbelievable. The dream was driving me so crazy.

I started talking to my dream girl in my dream.......
'You might think I'm going out of my mind, but I'm chasing my dream because I would go to the sky and back just to tell you how I'm feeling. You claimed my heart, you claimed my soul, I'll never let you go, you are my world, you are my favorite girl, you make me loose control over my nerves, I wanna hold your hand, wanna feel next to me, wanna keep you by my side.
You might be thinking I'm wasting my time chasing my dream.

"I know you don't love me but let me tel you I'm not gonna change my mind ".......

'Hey, rikshaw, we should take a rikshaw for the metro station,' the voice reached my ears...............

Punjabi by nature & its 85 bucks' mineral water!

'Hey, nice shirt,' I said to Tanya shaking hand with her.

'Thank you,' she said smiling.

'Where to go?' I asked.

'I don't know,' she said.

'Let's board metro, then we'll decide,' I said to her in the lift.

Yes, we were at Rithala metro station and we were planning to roam whole day.

'No NSP, no Metro walk, No M2k,' she started with these words.

'Okay, we'll sit in this metro and will cover whole Delhi metro today,' I said.

'I wanna write a blog on this Delhi Metro and its passengers because we have different varieties of passengers here and their funny activities will be the best stuffs for my blogs,' I continued.

'Shut up you Duffer,' she said throwing an expression, as if I would have told something wrong.

'Hey, we are the first guests here,' I said to Tanya entering 'Punjabi by nature' resto-bar.

'Hmm....,' she said.

Yes, we had reached the Lifestyle mall at Rajouri Garden.

'Which table?' she asked me. 

'That one, we can sit there,' I said pointing my index finger towards the last table.

'Okay,' she said.

'Hey, nice song,' Tanya said looking at me.
'Yeah, very sweet song,' I said. 


'Order sir,' the voice reached my ears.
Yes, it was the waiter's voice, who was standing near our table with two heavy wooden rectangular blocks that contained the menu. I took one from waiter and passed that heavy wooden menu to Tanya. 'I don't know why these heavy wooden menus are used in such a nice reasto-bar, as we can order from the paper menu, which is very light,' I thought.
'First give me water,' I ordered to the waiter.
'Sir, normal water or mineral water?' the waiter asked.
'umm.... mineral water,' I said and the waiter vanished.
'Hey, look at this,' Tanya said to me putting her index finger in front of water in the menu.
'Let me stop the waiter, I don't need the mineral water, I can drink normal water,' I said after looking at the rate of that mineral water.
'Naah.... have it,' she said smiling.
Yes, it was 85 bucks without service tax and vat for that mineral water, that's why I wanted to change my order from mineral water to the normal water.
'I'll carry this mineral water bottle with left water, with me while leaving,' I said.
'Okay, Lallu,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling at me and called me Lallu.....


'You always fill your spoon with mango,' she said.
'Mango pieces like to come in my spoon, so its not my fault,' I said to her to tease her, as she was looking at me.
'Have it,' I said offering her my spoon which was full of mango pieces. 
Yes, we were having ice cream with mango there.


'Hey, see this,' she said giving her phone to me. It was a sms from her friend, Sakshi and it was written like 'khub ghum lifestyle me', as we were checking out a nice sandal for me in the Life style mall.
'Is she here?' I asked Tanya.
'Yup, she would have seen us,' she said. We roamed there in mall and played basket ball there in which Tanya won a ring.
'What's this, they are here,' I said to myself coming out of wash room.
Yes, Tanya was standing with her friend Sakshi and her boy friend Rohit.
'Hey hi, I said to Rohit shaking hand with him.


'Its too hot today, light has gone, the heat is unbearable,' Sakshi started with these words flashing an expression, as if she was caught in a desert in the month of June.
I don't know why people come to top floor in a mall without light because top floor is most affected by the heat as the sun rays directly come from the transparent roof of the mall.............. 

Our College Is No Lesser Than A Jail

'Hey, we are going out, are you ready?' Verma asked.
'Yup, I'm,' I said.
'Where are we going?' I asked.
'We'll decide after going out of the college,' he said and called Pawan and Savlani.
'I can't let you people go,' the guard said.
'What the hell is this, we are from fourth year, we don't have class, let's go,' I said to the guard.
'Bhaiya, open the gate, we're already late,' Savlani shouted.
Yes, we all were standing behind the gate and the gate was locked so that we couldn't run away. Few guys and girls were also making foul expressions and started shouting over the guard.
'Hey, let's go the other side gate,' Savlani said walking towards the back gate.

'Bhaiya, see this, I've pain in my thighs and back, so I've to go home,' I said flashing an application as gate pass.
'Why are you making me fool?' the guard asked me.
'Why, what happened?' I asked.
'Sir ji, its a fake signature of the HOD,' the guard said throwing the paper.
'HOD sir was in hurry, so he flashed his signature fast, let me go,' I said.
'No, its fake, I know the signatures of all HODs,' the guard said. I requested a lot making grimy expressions but the rude guard was rigid on his decision as if he is the director of our college, so I took U turn with sad face.

'Shahib ji, I can't open this gate, if I open it for you guys I've to loose my job,' one guard was saying to Savlani at the other gate.
'Bhaiya, take 50 bucks, and open gate,' I said.
'Shut up, you asshole, let me talk,' Savlani said to me.
'Bhiaya, we'll give 1000 bucks,' Verma said to the guard.
'You ass, can't you shut your mouth up for a while,' Savlani said.
'Fuck off,' Verma said.
'You dog, I know your pocket is empty, you don't have a buck and saying that I'll give 1000 bucks, huh,' Pawan said to Verma.

'Bhaiya, I've severe headache, I've to go home,' I said to the guard at the third gate.
'Go and bring gate pass signed by your HOD,' the guard said.
'Bhaiya, open the gate for them, they have come here for management admission,' I said pointing towards an uncle, aunty and their kid, who were also standing outside the gate.
'Shut up,' the guard said me and I started walking back.
'Hey Savlani, run fast, gate is opened,' I shouted and started running towards the gate and came out of the gate within few seconds. Savlani, Verma and Pawan also rushed out running and the management admission family was still waiting outside the gate. The gate was closed again.

'Bhaiya, let me go in,' one Divas was requesting but the guard was not ready to open the gate.
Yes, Divas came out to eat something but was not allowed to go in, so he was requesting but after few minutes he started abusing guards and climbed over the gate.
It was quite fun to see one Veerta, a second year girl also climbed over the gate and jumped to run away. When she jumped all the guys and girls started praising her with clapping.........

When An Aunty Slapped An Uncle!

It was a different morning for me as I didn't sleep whole night siting in front of my laptop and roaming in my balcony. So my jogging speed was higher and I took three rounds of the large Japanse park. I finished my exercises and started walking out of the park but I saw few people had gathered near the entrance.
'Oh my god, what has happened there?' I asked myself as I saw some police men standing near the mob.

'Hey uncle, what has happened?' I asked one police man, who was siting on his bike. He gave me a dirty look and said nothing. I don't know why he gave me such a filthy look as I had asked a genuine question. I entered among the standing uncles anyhow and saw an uncle was standing in the middle with few police men.
Uncle was in white kurta and white pajama but the kurta was torn and few uncles were discussing something like dogs. The uncle was holding a bag in his right hand with a sad face and the police uncle was busy in writing something on his paper board that I had used in my school days exams. One jaat uncle was shouting a lot on another uncle who was touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.

'She is a fool, forgive my wife, you are like my dad,' one uncle was said touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.
'Don't forgive her, she has committed a big mistake,' the jaat uncle shouted so the whole crowd was silent. The jaat uncle was tallest among all so we all could seen him clearly and could listened what he was shouting for.
'How dare your wife slap my friend?' the jaat uncle continued.
'She is an idiot, forgive her,' the feet touching uncle said but the jaat uncle was not ready to listen to him and continued shouting.
'You dog, you mother fucker, can't your wife control her nerves, one uncle shouted adjusting his specs.
'Lets wash this ass hole nicely,' the specs uncle continued and the atmosphere was becoming warm so I forgot everything for that moment and started concentrating on the fight.
'Who are you to hit him, come and fight with me,' one short uncle shouted from the middle of us so the whole crowd started concentrating on the latest two uncles.
'You mother fucker, here it goes,' the jaat uncle shouted and started punching on short uncle's face.
'What the hell is going on,' I said to myself but it was quite interesting to see uncles' fight and the most appealing stuff was that the police uncle was letting them fight.
'What are you doing, leave him, my wife has slapped and torn his kurta, hit me, I'm like your son,' the feet touching uncle started with these words.
'We are not going to forgive you,' the jaat uncle shouted.

'Hello uncle, what's going on here?' I asked one uncle who was standing next to me.
'Beta, the wife of that feet touching man has slapped and torn his kurta,' the uncle said me pointing his index finger towards the torn kurta uncle.
'Uncle, its very bad, explain me in detail,' I said and started concentrating over uncle.
'Wow, I got a spicy stuff for my blog,' I thought smiling but controlled my smile.
'I was walking aside in the left then I saw a woman with a dog was having and argument with him,' the uncle said pointing his eyes and eyebrows towards the torn kurta uncle.
The uncle explain the whole story as follows:
'Who the hell are you say anything about my dog,' the woman shouted.
'See, its a public park and all of us come here to enjoy clean atmosphere but the dogs' potty makes it dirty so that we can't walk properly,' the torn kurta uncle said.
'How dare you say anything about my sam,' the woman said.
'See, walk out of the park with your dog,' the torn kurta uncle siad.
'Fuck off, you bastard, who the hell are you to order me' the woman said slapping the torn kurta uncle.
'Wait, I'm calling police,' the torn kurta uncle shouted taking out his mobile phone from his pocket.
'How dare you slap me, you bitch,' the torn uncle continued.
'What, you called me a bitch, you ass hole, you mother fucker, you bastard,' the woman shouted tearing his white kurta............

The Stud Slept With A Girl

'Go fast,' the rude voice reached my ears as I was shaking hand with Mandal after entering in my class.
Yes, it was the rude voice of the professor, who was teaching and I entered in the class late and started shaking hands with my stud friends.
'You are already late and now disturbing the whole class,' the prof shouted and I increased my speed towards the vacant last bench, after asking to join me at the last bench.

'How was your Jabalpur trip?' I asked Mandal as he was taking seat with me.
'Fabulous, it was incredible,' he started with these beautiful words with excitement as if he would have gotten treasure trove there that I saw in my dream last night.
'Wow, what happened there?' I asked.
'Let me explain you the whole story in detail,' he said.

Here it goes, how Mandal explained his tour in detail.

I took auto rikshaw after coming out of the Jabalpur railway station and asked him to drive to a good hotel. I asked for a double bed room at the reception of the hotel President. Then I changed clothes, brushed and took shower and started reading newspaper. Suddenly my phone started ringing and I saw it was Ashima's call. I asked room service about the visiting of the guests. Room service boy said that guest can visit from morning to 10:00pm, but the guest should me males only, and girl guest is not allowed. So I went out to meet her outside the hotel.
'Hey hi,' I said shaking hand with my girlfriend Ashima.
'I love you, I've come here to meet you only,' I said hugging her tightly. Then I called a taxi to go to Tagore garden, which is a famous lovers' park of Jabalpur.  I started matching her face with the photo that I've seen on her facebook account.
'Hey, whats going on here?' I asked Ashima.
'I don't know,' she answered. I stopped one guy and asked him that what's going on here as guys and girls were running towards the main gate.
'Police sirji, police have reached here, run fast,' the guy said and I folded my laptop and started running towards the main gate.
'Hey, what happened?,  you look totally nervous,' Ashima asked me as we came out of the Tagore garden.
'Nothing,' I said.
'Don't worry police always come here,' she continued as if she usually comes here with the other guys. We went to a coffee shop and eaten ice creams and then reached a nearby theater.
'Two gold class seats,' I asked at the box office. We entered the theater and saw very few guests there because the movie was Lamhaa.
We took our seats and the movie started and I started looking into her eyes. She was looking simply gorgeous and her eyes were amazing so I held her hands and started kissing them keeping my right arm on her shoulder. I kissed her cheeks, her necks, her lips but she started opposing the lips kissing. Bro is was astonishing.
"The ears of the whole class started concentrating when Mandal was describing his feelings like this".

I changed hotel next morning as only the male guests were allowed there. I called Ashima, took a taxi and reached other hotel.
'How can I help you sir?' the guy at reception asked me.
'I need a double room for one day,' I said to the reception guy.
'Who is she?' the reception guy asked pointing her index finger towards Ashima as she was standing away looking into an aquarium.
'She is my sister and we have come here for exam,' I answered. We were given room no. 108.
'Sir, if you need anything call me,' the service boy asked.
'Nope, we need nothing, we have to study a lot because we have our exams at 2:00pm, and don't disturb our study,' I said and the service boy vanished. I locked the door from inside and switched on my laptop.
She was looking perplex as she was lying on the bed. I kept the laptop aside and climbed over her suddenly. I started kissing her but she was not letting me to kiss her properly so I held her hands tightly and started kissing..........

Girls too Love Movies Based On Crimes And Dons!

'Hey, are you  still sleeping on the stairs?' the voice reached my ear as I received a call on my phone.
'Yup, let me sleep,' I answered.
'Get up from there and reach my college in 5 minutes,' the voice vibrated my eardrums as if an earthquake was about to come and I got up blindly.
'What happened beta?' the voice reached from the back side of the gate as I felt on the gate while getting up fast.
'Nothing,' I said adjusting my feet.
'But it seems that you were sleeping on the stairs in front of this gate,' she said.
Yes, I felt asleep on the stairs as my aunty didn't open the gate after pressing doorbell twenty times.
'Aunty, I rang the doorbell many times, but you didn't come out to open the gate then I thought that you are sleeping and I was feeling asleep so I slept here on the stairs.
'Oh, I'm sorry, I was not sleeping, I was washing clothes in the bathroom, and doorbell is not working since last Saturday, I've phoned the electrician on the same day but who listens to me beta,' she said unlocking the gate. It was 10:30am and people here in Rohini keep their gates locked either its day or night because crime is increasing day by day.

Phone started vibrating in my jeans' right pocket when I was about to enter my room.
'Where are you?, I told you to reach within five minutes and you are still sleeping, you kumbhkaran,' the voice from the phone penetrated my head through my ears and I came out of my half sleepy mood.
'I'm sorry, I'm reaching in two minutes,' I said.
'Lallu, come fast, I'm not alone, I'm waiting with my friends, we are going to 'Once upon a time in Mumbai', the voice continued as I was washing my face in the washbasin holding my phone sandwiched between my left ear and left shoulder.
Yes, it was Tanya on the other side of the phone and she loves to order me to reach wherever she wants before specified time limit given by her. I washed my face, adjusted my long hairs as they had become rough after sleeping on the stairs. It takes only five minutes to walk to her college from my place but I took a rikshaw and asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw as fast as possible.
'Where are you, your two minutes is equivalent to the twenty minutes of ours, we have reached G3S, so reach there fast,' Tanya said and I asked rikshaw puller to take to G3S.

'She is Savvy, she Sakshi, and he is Rohit,' Tanya started introducing me as I was taking seat in the car next to Tanya. All of them started with the words like hello, hi, so I had to.
'Any of you know the way to M2K?' One Sakshi asked.
'Let me take staright,' she continued.
'Nope, take right turn from the red light,' Rohit said, who was siting on the front seat. I started recalling the shortest way to M2K that could save petrol but I failed to recollect because I use to go to M2K to deposit my Airtel bill by metro and then rikshaw every month. So I was quiet. Two girls Sakshi and Savvy started commenting on on each other but Tanya was quiet so was I . The girls were really sweet but I was concentrating on Tanya only, who was sandwiched between me and Savvy.
'Hey, adjust your legs,' I said to Tanya providing her more space by adjusting my legs, so that she could sit relaxing.
'Its okay,' she said looking at me. I looked at her into her eyes and started loosing my nerves as it happens to me whenever I look into her eyes. But we were not only the people siting in that car there so I avoided eye contact and started looking out of the window.

'Straight or right?' Sakshi asked near a red light.
'Straight,' Rohit said.
'Yeah, straight,' I said slowly. I started recalling the way but failed again.
'Hey, its Aggarwal sweets,' Tanya said as Sakshi took left turn from red light.
'Look there, my mamu lives there on the first floor,' Tanya continued pointing her index finger toward a building next to the Aggarwal sweets.
'What do you think?, your mamu is not coming  here to see you,' Savvy said.
'Don't be scared,' she continued. I don't know why Tanya gets scared whenever she crosses sector-7 because I can still remember that day when we were going to M2K to watch a movie last month crossing sector-7, she was saying like 'if any one of my masi and mamu see me here no, then we are gone,'.
'Shut up Tanya, you didn't use to go to NSP with us because your dad's office is nearby, but you are roaming there these days,' Sakshi said. I started smiling after hearing this because it was me with who Tanya had roamed at NSP last time and I had posted all the stuffs in my blog.

'Hey, its not the way to M2K,' Sakshi said.
'Yeah, take left turn,' Rohit said.
'Bhaiya, where is M2K?' Rohit asked a rikshaw puller.
'How will a rikshaw puller know about M2K?' Savvy asked.
'Every one know about it,' Sakshi said.

'You both get down to take tickets and I'm going to park the car.............

One Night In Jail - 'Blog On Demand'

'Hey, hi, wearing shirt today,' Savlani said shaking hand as I entered the class.
'Yeah, looking cool no?' I asked.
'Nope, you are looking a complete duffer,' he said. 'I can't believe that you are wearing such a shirt with flowers' prints, what happened to you?'  he continued.
'These days I'm wearing shirts only because Tanya has told me that guys look smarter in shirts,' I wanted to say it to Savlani but didn't say after hearing his compiment.
'Come here, and sit with me,' He said as I was siting alone on the last bench.
'Can you write about me and what had happened to me in the jail in your blog?' he asked as I was taking seat on his right hand side.
'Of course, I'll,' I said.
'But you have to write the whole story in detail,' he said and the ears of the whole class started concentrating towards us.
'Yeah, thats my good friend,' he said smiling. I don't know why he was very happy to be publicized for his bad deeds as going to jail shows that he would have done any crime. After all he is my friend and all the guys in my group have their own way of living, so I love them all for the same reason.

'The volume of the speakers was touching its apex, we all the guys were singing with our maximum vocal power rhyming with the playing song, the car was standing on the red light, I had closed my eyes and was imaging myself as I was playing guitar with my head banging, then I heard the sound of the knocking of the window reached my eardrum and I opened my eyes suddenly. I turned right and saw a traffic police inspector was standing near the window of my car.
'What happened?' I asked the inspector.
'Reduce the volume first,' the inspector said and I turned the volume to zero.
'Its green now, let's go,' I said to the inspector.
'I can see, its green light, take the car in the left side of the road,' the inspector said and I stopped the car in the left side of the road near footpath.
'Hey, you all come here,' the inspector shouted raising his index finger towards four thullas.
'Open you mouth and breathe in it,' one thulla said me pushing the pipe of the Breathalyzer into my mouth.
'Release air with your maximum capacity into it,' the thulla said pushing that device into my mouth harshly as I was breathing the air in.
Breathalyzer is a device which is used to detect the alcohol content in your blood and it is used especially by the Delhi police for drink and drive case. Ranjan, the other stud was doing the same as I was because we know the technique to make the thullas full but it was inspector, who was standing next to me.
'499, Sir, the meter is showing 499,' the thulla said to the inspector showing the Breathalyzer.
'Thats like a good boy,' the inspector said me patting. I don't know why he was patting for it.
'Where is your license?' he asked me.
'Sir, I've forgotten it at home,' I replied.
'Thats great, where are the other papers of your car?' he continued. I went into car and took out the rest insurance papers and all and flashed them in front of him.
'Its a case of case of drink and drive, so we are going to charge a challan of 2000 bucks and go to home and bring your driving license here,' the inspector continued. I and Ranjan went to his home for his license because I didn't have it.

'Hey, they are going to park your car in the Keshavpuram police station, so reach there,' Rathi said me on phone. I and Ranjan reached the police station at 10:30pm, and flashed the licence to the inspector.
'Its okay, you can take your car's key tomorrow when you'll show me the receipt of the court order,' the inspector continued.
'Sir please take some money and leave my car, if I don't bring my car at home today, my dad will kill me,' I said showing few green notes to the inspector.
'Intelligent, giving me bribe, huh,' the inspector said.
'Hey, come here,' Ranjan asked me pulling my shirt.
'What?' I asked.
'Here is your car's key and the insurance papers,' Ranjan said to me.
'See, we are stealing car, and park the car at your place so that your dad wont know about  the challan stuffs and we'll park the car in the police station next morning, and will bring receipt from court and take the car from police custody,' he continued.
'What the fuck you are talking about, I can't steal the car from the police station and where have you brought the key from,' I asked Ranjan.
'I gave 200 bucks to a thulla and he gave the key, you don't worry, and go home,' he said.
'Nope, I can't,' I said.
'You asshole, this is the way can save yourself from your dad,' he said.
'Give me the key and wait outside at the other corner of the police station,' he said and vanished with the car key.

'Who the hell is driving so fast like a mad,' I sad to Rathi, who was waiting with me at the other corner of the police station.
'Drink and drive,' Rathi said smiling.
Yes, the black car was moving towards us with a speed of more than 100 kmph, and it reached us within few seconds.
'Hey, dogs, come in,' the voice reached my ears. It was Ranjan's voice, who was driving the car madly.
'Its my car, let's go,' I said to the Rathi and we jumped into it and the needle of the speedometer crossed 100 mark within few seconds and the we vanished from the police station. We reached home in half an hour and I parked the car at my tauji's parking, took rest for a while there and started moving towards my place.

I was about to sleep but the door bell started ringing at 00:05am and I rushed to the main door.
'What the hell is going on here?' I asked myself  and came out of my house. I saw all of my neighbors had gathered in front of my house. I saw Ranjan's parents in that mob and entered the mob.
'What the fuck is this, police, what are they doing here?' I asked myself.
'Come beta, Ranjan's parents told me.
'Wow, how are you mr. Gaurav?' the inspector asked me.
'Where is the car?' he continued.
'Seven years in the jail will be a real fun for you guys for stealing a car from the police station,' the inspector continued..................
I heard the voice of my granny, who was shouting like, I always asked him not to drive car, but who listens to me........

Chhote Ustad

Its good to see small kids performing on tv show either its DID li'l masters or Chhote Ustad or any other shows on the the channel like Colors, whose show I hardly watch. Every show has its own importance and the way they are presented leave a great impact on our society and our day to day life. I saw small kids come near my place to learn dance in the dance class is an example.


I hardly get time for these shows because I watch tv only when I go to my di's place for the dinner, so I love the DID li'l master show. Its quite hard to believe the dancing kids and theirs stunts and dancing techniques, but they do as easy as I can solve a sum of fourth class mathematics. I saw a show Chhote Ustad on Star plus today and I loved it a lot not because Omi Baidya, Chatur of movie 3 Idiots, who was the funniest in this movie and is the anchor here, but the kids who are not only Indian.

Yes, the talented kids from Pakistan are also invited for this show, and I can still remember the first show of these kids. It was shown that what's the lifestyle of the Pakistani kids. I saw the interviews of the kids' parents. Few were very excited, few were fearing to send their kids to an Indians show, few were crying due to happiness. The Chhote Ustad show is a Star Plus show, so its all the episodes are suited in Mumbai, where the Pakistani terrorists had killed a lot of innocent people. This is the reason why few parents were worried about their kids before sending here. One kid was saying that his Abba has left his Ammi after divorce, so he wanna do something for his Ammi (mother), and the statement of this 12 years kid really touched my heart.


'There is not any shortage of talent in our country then why should we call the kids of the other country to participate in any talent show in India, and how did the Star Plus dare to invite the kids from Pakistan, who are enemy..etc..etc.., This was the statement of the MSN leader Raj Thakrey in the Times of India. I don't know why, people hate the kids and blame them for the terror attacks. 


Whenever I heard about any step taken to make any peace agreement between India and Pakistan, I welcomed them from the core of my heart. I don't know I'm right or wrong but I say honestly that I can't blame the kids for any terror activity. Someone has said that kids are like gods, then why should we hate the kids.

We all are opposing the terrorism, and how can I forget the bomb blasts in Delhi, whose plan was plotted in Pakistan. But we can't give statement against the Pakistani kids. We love kids.....

Gunjesh Bond Blogs: Inception With Tanya

Gunjesh Bond Blogs: Inception With Tanya

Inception With Tanya

'Nascafe!' I said to Tanya pointing my index finger towards the Nescafe with excitement as if I've seen  it first time.
Yes, we were roaming at NSP and we had met after a long period of 10 days so we had decided to roam together for the whole day from 10:00am to 5:00 pm. But it was Tanya, who reached late by twenty minutes, so it was around 10:30am. Weather was cool so I decided to have a hot Nescafe cappucino and we went near the Nescafe.
'Two regular cappuccinos,' I ordered at the counter.
'I'm not having it, you have,' Tanya said.
'Why?' I asked.
'I don't like hot coffee because it burns my tongue,' Tanya said.
'Once I had it but it burnt my tongue,and I had stopped eating for a week' she continued. I took one cup and we started looking for a good place to sit. But it was NSP, where people love to sit on the stairs, so I asked her to sit on the stairs in front of a closed shop. It was 10:30am, so most of the shops were closed except a coffee and cigarette shop.

'On the stairs, I can't sit,' she said making an expression as if I had asked her to sit on a dirty place.
'Panipat college of engineering, hey, its an engineering college in this small shop,' I said reading the written stuffs on the top of a shop, which was being opened by a guard and a woman.
'Duffer, its an office of that college, its not a college,' she said.
'Sir, don't sit here, please go there because I've to open this shop,' one guard said pointing towards the other stairs.
'Let's go there,' I said sipping my hot cappuccino. We started searching for new place. I started showing her the place where I and my friends use to have our lunch.
'You people come here for lunch?' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'Let's go to Haldirams,' she said.

'Wow, we can sit anywhere, so many chairs are empty,' I thought smiling.
Yes, we had reached the Haldirams.
'Let's go there, thats my favorite table,' Tanya said walking towards her favorite table.
'I need water,' she said taking her seat.
'I'm bringing it for you,' I said and went near a tap where it was written 'drinking water' in red paint. I brought a glass of water for her.
'Why are you smiling?' I asked her offering her the glass.
'Nothing, sit now' she said and I took my seat.
'What will you take?' I asked.
'Nothing, I had my breakfast at home,' she said.
'Butterscotch,' I said putting my index finger on the menu in front of the shakes' list.
'I was about to choose that,' she said.
'But I'm hungry,' I said.
'Take a sandwich for you, its sandwiches are better,' she continued. We went to the first floor and ordered our shakes and sandwich.
'Cute spoons no,' she said smiling looking at the small colorful fiber spoons.
'Yeah, take a pic of it,' I said and she started taking pics of those cute spoons.

'There,' I said walking towards a table in the last row holding the tray of the butterscotch shakes' glasses in my hand.
'Why there?' she flashed the question.
'Because we can talk and see outside from there,' I said as the table was near the transparent glass wall.
'Cartoon,' she said. I don't know why she made me cartoon for this simple reason as I love to sit from where I can see everything.
'When is our result coming?' she asked taking her seat.
'I don't know, have one sandwich,' I said avoiding her question because it was the fourth time, she had asked me about the results since morning.
'I can't eat, I've become fat,' she said.
'But you look sweeter,' I said.
Yes, she was looking simply amazing. She had gained more pound so she was looking complete. Her eyes were looking awesome because she had applied more kajal on the upper and lower part of her eyes, which was adding a lot to her milky white face. I was totally lost into her adorable beauty. I don't know why she was looking more dazzling beautiful today. Her eyebrows were looking ravishing, her pink lips were somptueux. Her hairstyle was lovely, I'm a big fan of her hairstyle, so I love to play with her hair whenever I get a chance to touch her hair.

'Sandwich,' the voice reached my ears suddenly and I came out of the pulchritudinous beauty.
'Ohh, I'm sorry,' I said.
'Its okay,' she said smiling. I don't why I said sorry to her. But it was really magnificent beauty siting in front of me, so that any one could have lost his nerves there.
'Cheers,' she said touching her shakes' glass with mine.
'Nice shakes,' I said.
'Results, I'm scared of my result,' she said adjusting her specs. It doesn't affect you but I'm scared, she continued.
Yes, I hardly care for the exams or results, but Tanya was sad so I started trying to make her feel good.
'See, you will get 71 to 76% marks this time,' I said guessing her percentage.
'I'm scared of my control engineering paper, I've gotten only 11 marks out of 25 in the internals,' she said.
'I know,' I said because I've her all subjects' marks in my mind, but have forgotten my own all subjects' marks.
'I think you'll get a back in this paper,' I continued.
'I know, I'll get it,' she uttered with sad face.
Oh my god, she was looking more pretty now, so I was loosing my control over my nerves again but I tried a lot to avoid and concentrate on the results stuffs.
'See, you have not gotten any back paper in the last three sems, so you won't get it this time, don't worry be happy,' I said.
'Let's see,' she uttered. I don't know why was she so weired about the results since last week.


'Two Inception tickets for the 12:10 show,' I asked at the box office of the Fun cinemas, NSP.
'5th and 6th seats in the top row,' the counter guy said.
'320 bucks,' he continued.
Tanya flashed the cash on the counter holding my hand tightly which was about to reach my wallet.
'Hey, what happened, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I've already paid,' she said. I turned back with the tickets and saw that all the eyes of the guys and girls standing in the queue were gazing at me as if I've committed a big mistake. I don't know why they were gazing at me and Tanya.

Happy B'day To My Son cont.....

We all entered the Chawla chicken resto and started taking our chairs. I put the d cake on the table and started asking for a lighter to light the candles.
'You ass, can't you wait for a while?' Savlani asked Verma, who was tasting the cake.
'Bhaiya, please give me a lighter,' Savlani requested a waiter but the waiters were so busy that they didn't have time to provide us a lighter.  We waited for half an hour then we started placing candles on the cake but Verma was still busy in licking the upper chocolate layer. The cake was brought by Savlani so something different was written on the cake. It was happy birthday- beta from papa.  We started rearranging ourselves on the respective chairs.
'Let my son sit next to me,' Savlani shouted as Pranav was siting with him. I don't know why Savlani thinks that Khurana is his son. Every thing was arranged on the table, the cake and  the candles.
We all started with the rhyme "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to my Khurana". When we started clapping and the birthday song then the rest of the crowd of the Chawlas also sarted clapping and singing the birthday song, but it was Savalni, who was singing like "happy birthday to my son". When the crowd heard the son stuff, they started laughing loudly so we all.
'Hey, hold his hand,' I said to Savlani as Khurana was ready to cut the cake, after all Savlani was supposed to be his dad. Khurana has cut the half then Pawan, Vaid, and Verma started eating the chocolate cake. We all were mad about the chocolate cake. Savlani snatched half of the cake from Pawan's hand, then it was Verma, who attacked Savlani and got one fourth of it and shared with me. Then waiter was called and asked to clean out table as the whole table was covered with the melted chocolate. One idiot waiter was in such a hurry that he slipped the cake cover on my body. Savlani asked for menu and it took more than 20 minutes to decide the items' order, because it was the stud, who always ask all of us about our likings but he gives order according to him, so I was quiet there.

'Bhaiya, come here, one tandoori, one karai chicken, half lemon chicken, half butter chicken, and ten butter rotis,' Savlani ordered.
'Bhaiya, wait, one and half tanddori chicken,' Pawan said adjusting his specs. Then we all nodded. I and Verma ordered sour and sweet chicken soup, but Savlani asked the waiter not to listen to us.
'I'll pay my own for the soup,' I said but the waiter was not listening me as it was the direction of the so called stud, Savlani.
'I don't eat chicken, so please bring one daal makhni for me,' Pranav ordered.
'First bring tandoori,' Pawan ordered the standing waiter. It took 15 minutes and the order reached our table. It was Pranav, who was saying that he doesn't eat chicken, had taken three pieces of tandoor, Verma, me, Khurana, and Savlani, we all took two pieces each, but the plates of Pawan and Vaid were empty because no more chicken was left for both of them. Then Savlani divided that one and half plate tandoori equally to all of us. After finishing tandoori, the rest order reached our table and we were ready to attack the different kinds  of chicken. I took two two pieces of karai chicken without caring for the others and one butter chicken and one butter rotis, but it was Verma, who took one karai chicken piece from my plate. It was only Khurana, the birthday boy, who was eating like human, rest were eating chicken as if they have seen fried chicken first in their life.

'You ass, why don't you eat your chicken,' Verma said me as I was eating his chicken piece, but I hardly listened to him, continued and finished one piece. I and Verma finished first, but Savlani was still ordering half lemon chicken and ten rotis. I don't know why he was ordering this much, because I already had refused to take more rotis and Verma was about to finish. The extra order reached our table and Savlani and Vaid continued eating, and Pranav were clicking pics of both of the eating studs. Savlani was threatening me not to write about the dinner and his way of eating in my blogs.
'You ass, stay away from me,' Savlani shouted when Verma was teasing him with the napkin.

'Hey, what the hell are you doing, leave me,' I said when Pawan and Verma were snatching my phone.
Yes, I was messaging Tanya, and they were interested more in her messages. Pawan and Verma are more muscular than me, but I won at that time and didn't let them snatch my phone and I went out. They started shouting like true love and all that stuffs, when I was leaving for out.....

Happy B'day To My Son

'You ass, why have you not wished Khurana, today is his birthday,' Pawan said as I received the call.
'I'm sorry, I forgot that, let me wish him first,' I said.
'We are going to his place, be ready, Savlani is waiting in his car at Pitampura,' reach there as soon as possible,' he said and disconnected the call.
'Hey, the pig is asking for 20 bucks more bucks for petrol, otherwise he wont come at Pitampura, we have to go to nsp,' the voice of angry Pawan reached my ears.
'Okay, say him that we'll pay 20bucks more and when he comes and asks for money, then we wont pay,' I said on phone.
'Thats a good idea, bye,' Pawan said.

'Where are you?' I asked Savlani on phone.
'Kohat Enclave,' Savlani said and disconnected the call.
'The asshole, he is lying as he always do,' Pawan said to me as we both were waiting for Savlani near Pitmpura metro station.
'There is that dog,' Pawan said pointing his middle finger towards Savlani, who was waving his hand from his car standing other side near the red light.

'You ass, can't you reach on time, look into your watch, its 9:00pm, and we were reaching Rajori at 8:00pm,' I said Savlani taking front seat.
'Its not my fault, traffic is at apex at this hour,' Savlani said.

'Wow, dudes reached on time,' Verma said as I came out of the car.
Yes, Verma, Khurana, and Vaid were waiting at Lifestyle mall in Rajouri garden. I hugged Verma and wished Khurana his b'day.
'Hey, where is the cake,' Vaid asked searching something in the car.
'What the fuck, we forgot that, lets go and buy it right now,' Savlani siad. Pawan hugged Khurana wishing his b'day.
'Wow, awesome ass,' Verma said to me pointing his index finger towards a girl in white skirt.
'Can't you stop it?' I asked Verma.  Pawan and Khurana were discussing about something and me and Verma were walking inside the Lifestyle mall. Verma started scanning almost all sweet girls and was analysing the shapes and sizes of all parts of girls there. He then gave a flying kiss to a girl, who was standing with a guy at the first floor.
'You ass, stop it, she is with her boyfriend,' I said to Verma.
'Don't worry bro, they are on first floor, if they try to catch me then we will be on second floor then.
'How?' I asked.
'See, her boyfriend will try to reach us fast by escalator and we will fly to the second floor by lift', Verma said.
'Hey, come come, he showing how many messges Minny has sent to him since the midnight,' Pawan shouted and we snatched phone from Khurana's hands.
'What the hell is this, I kicked her and she started loving Khurana,' Verma said checking out the inbox of Khurana's phone. Verma started counting the messages, there were around 35 b'day messages in Khurana's inbox from Minny.
'This is called true love,' I uttered.
'True love my cock,' Verma said threw phone to Pawan and started walking away with me.
'Nice boobs,' Verma uttered when few girls were crossing us.
'Hey, what did you  say?' a girl from the group shouted back to us.
'Spongy boobs,' Verma shouted correcting the his previous words.
'Fuck off you dick head,' the girl said giving dirty expressions.

'Lets go, they have reached with cake, lets go to Chawla chicken,' Khurana said us.
'Nice cake, lets cut it here on the top of this car,' I said.
'Shut up you ass, Khurana will cut it alone,' Pawan said.
We reached Chawla chicken but it was full and there were no single vacant seat there, so we tried The Tandoor, the next resto.
'Lets go to another Chawala,' Khurana siad.
'Wow, its going to be a grand party, how much money you have brought,' Verma asked Khurana.

I Don't Cheat In The Tests

'Where were you, you are late, stay out,' the trainer said me.
'I'm sorry sir,' I said to the trainer.
'Where is your seat?' the trainer asked me.
'I don't know,' I answered.
'Look at him, he doesn't know, where is his seat,' the trainer shouted and every body started laughing at me. I don't know why they started laughing as I  didn't know my seat becaue I was late.
'Everybody is siting according to their roll numbers, but you go and seat there,' the trainer said me pointing his index finger toward the front bench.
'Sir, I can't sit there, because my roll number is in last, so I'm going to the back bench,' I said.
'I know, how much you have prepared for this test, go and seat there,' the trainer said rudely. I took question paper and sat with Vinay on the first bench. I flipped the question paper twice, but I hardly knew any answer. Even questions seemed strange, so I startd looking into my neighbours answer sheets'. I forgot my pen at home so I asked many guys and girls for it, but all were so sincere that they brought only one pen. Then I saw two pens in front of Manali, I rushed and asked her for one and she gave me one.

'Hey, show first one,' I said to Vinay, who was siting in my right hand side.
I started looking into Rachna's answer sheet ans started xeroxing all stuffs honestly, but the trainer has got eagle eyes, so he came near me and changed my seat and sent me to sit with one girl. I don't know her name. She is my classmate, but I hardly talk to girls in my class, so I don't know her name, because its quite hard to remember the names of all sixty guys and girls. But her writing speed was good so I started mine. The trainer was siting infront of me and was started shouting my name at an interval of 4 to 5 minutes, because my eyes were conentrating more on my neighbour's answer sheets'.
I started looking left, right, up and down, and I started staring at the outside people.

'Oh god, I can't see her answer sheet properly, because she was siting there on the front bench. I wish I would have some convex lenses in my eyes, so that I would have xeroxed her answer sheet,' I thought looking minutely into her answer sheet. But the figure, that she was drawing was clearly visible to me, so I drew all the lines and boxes on my answer sheet but I failed to copy the written stuffs, which were written there near all the arrows and boxes of that figure.
'If you would read honestly in the class then you would have written all answers on your own,' the trainer said me. If you are caught again then I'll throw you out,' he continued. He started throwing our some more studs who were interested more in their neighbours' answer sheets. They were Mayank and Mukesh. They were gazing at me as if it was I who was sending then out of the class.
'Can't you listen to me,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I'm sorry sir, I won't repeat it again,' I said.
'This is you last warning,' he said and game the answer sheet. I sat at my seat and put my left palm on my forehead so that the trainer couldn't see my moving eyes properly and started my xerox machine as fast as possinbe, after all it was last warning for me.
'You give your answer sheet, what do you think, I can't see you if you put your fingers on your forehead,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I've already crossed this age, so don't try to make me fool, go out,' he continued. I left the class because I've xeroxed 15 answers out of 21........

'Hey, the asshole also sent you out,' Mukesh asked me outside the class.
'Forget that, I've to leave for home, I've some important work,' I said Mukesh.
'Please arrange a bike so that I can reach bus stand,' I continued.
'Sorry bro, no bike today, the bike walah guy has already left for hime,' Mukesh said.
'You have to walk for half an hour to reach the bus stand,' he said me.
'Okay, lets go,' I said.
'We walked for ten minutes and tired, so we bought a coke and two glasses, and started waiting for lift. We asked many cars and bikes for lift, but no one gave us lift.
'Hello uncle, can you drop us near bus stand,' I asked one old man, holding a glass of coke in my right hand.
'No,' he answered. I don't know why people have become so mean and cruel, that we had to wait for long in that scorching sun.
'Hey, see, its stopped,' Mukesh said running towards a tempo.
'Bhaiya, can you drop us near bus stand,' Mukesh asked the tempo driver.
'No, but I can drop you on highway, because I've to go the opposite way,' the driver said and we both jumped in that tempo carrier.
'You asshole, can't you throw this fuking coke at this time?' I asked Mukesh as he was not able to come in and still was hanging with one of the rods of that carrier.  Mukesh got down near his place and I was standing alone in the back of that tempo carrier. The tempo dropped me on the highway, but there was no bus stand and the bus stand was quite far, so I started asking for lift again in that sun. No one was stopping there, even dtc buses were running at the jet plane speed there on that smooth highway. I waited for half an hour and finally one hearty truck walah stopped there.
'Where to go,' the truck driver asked me.
'Leave me at any bus stand,' I said.
'Okay, but where are you going,' he asked me opening the door.
'Rohini,' I said jumping into the front seat of that truck. It was quite high, so I tried twice but didn't reach.
'I don't know why the truck seats are made so high, I can't even jump despite being a regular jogger,' I thought...........

Dating in the Rain

'Hey Gyan, ask that bastard to wait near bus stand,' I said to Gyan.
'Where are you?' he asked me.
'I'm in rikshaw, and I'm reaching in five minutes,' I said and disconnected the call.
'Buddy, the ass is saying that he can't wait,' Gyan messaged me.
'What the hell is he doing, ask that pig to wait just for two minutes, I'm in auto,' I said.
Yes, I took auto near bus stand because the asshole driver was flying the college bus without waiting for the late comers.
'Bhaiya, that yellow bus, you have to catch that bus,' I said to the auto walah.
'But thats running faster than mine,' the auto driver said.
'Faster, huh, you look a stud bhaiya, and look at your auto, its new and shining, driver a bit faster,' I said.
'Hey, give your phone to that mother fuker,' I said to Gyan as the bus driver was driving faster despite knowing that my auto is after behind the bus.
'Don't worry, I'll request him to wait for few minutes near Vinay's stand,' he said.
'Shahib ji, I don't have change,' the auto driver said when I flashed a long red note to him. Then I checked out my wallet properly and found only 20 bucks and gave it to him, and started running towards the bus.

'Finally, I made it,' I said to myself after entering the bus, but the whole crowd were gazing towards me as if I had committed a big mistake by saying few more f words to the driver. The driver was so smart that he hardly listens to the late comers.
I don't know why I was so desperate to catch the bus today because I use to let it go daily and get an excuse for not going to college.
'Hey, I got it, first rikshaw and then auto and finally in my bus,' I messaged this to Tanya.
'Now you can't stop talking to me,' I flashed the second message to her while taking a back seat in the bus.
Yes, she had threated me that she would stop talking to me, if I miss my bus and don't go to training.

'Guys, who have not registered for nasscom, can go in the computer lab and register there, Divij, the leader announced.
'Thank god, we can't be bored, I said to myself.
I went to the net lab, but it was house full there and the students were treating as if they would be the toppers of that nasscom paper.
'Wow, nice weather,' I said to myself while looking out of window.
Yes, it was about to rain.
'Hey, lets go out to register for this nasscom, you go and bring bike keys from your friend,' I said to Mandal.
'Yes, you are right, we will register from my lappy by connecting your phone to use net on my lappy,' Mandal said and vanished to get the bike keys.

'What the hell is this, I've left my door unlocked,' Mandal said opening the door of his flat.
Yes, we reached his place and he found his door opened and when I asked for the reason then he said that he   drank a lot at night so his head was still roaming and left the door opened.
'Oh, battery of my lappy is gone and light is gone since morning,' he said while switching on his lappy.
'Hey, open the window, its going to start raining,' I said to him when I saw the stormy weather through the window panes.
'U wot duin abi?' this message came to my phone.
'Nuthin, m at ma frns plce,' I replied.
'Y, u not duin trnin,' the reply came.
'No, sir left us to rgistr for nasscom,' I replied.
'gr8, u need a bahana daily 2 skp  ur trnin,' the reply came.
'I'm nt tokin to u,' the reply continued.
Yes, I was talking to Tanya thorough message.
'm sory, pls dnt stop tokin 2 me, vil xplain u evrythin,' I replied.
'Cn v mt?' I flashed this message to her.
'Nope, I'm busy in gd, so I cnt cum,' she replied.

'Hey, show your phone, Mandal said to me and snatch my phone and started reading all the messages fo inbox loudly in front of me, then I tried to snatch my phone from his hand but he didn't.
'You both love each other the most, so sharing each moment,' He said smiling.
'Give me my phone, I'm leaving your place,' I said.
'How will you leave, its started raining outside,' he continued.
'Give me the bike keys, and drop me at the nearby bus stand,' I said coming out.
'Wow, look at the river, lets swim,' I said driving the bike into the water.
Yes. it rained heavily, so the water was every where as the sewage was full and was throwing the water out.
Mandal dropped me near the bus stand and vanished with his bike.
'Oh god, where will I stand, I said to myself because the steel roof was not there over the bus stand because the renovation work is going on every where in Delhi due to the coming Common wealth game. Then I saw a kid, who was standing there on the bus stand under an old fashioned big umbrella.
'Hey, can you share your umbrella with me,' I said to him replying Tanya's message in the heavy rain holding my bag over my phone.
'Why not, come in,' he said.
'So where are you going?' the kid asked.
'Pitampura,' I answered.
'You study in college?' he asked.
'Yes, I answerd.
' And what are you doing here, waiting for bus?' I asked.
'Nope, I'm waiting for my sister, who is coming from school, its raining no, she will get wet, so I came here,' he said.
'Why are you using your phone in this rain, the rainwater will go inside,' he said.
' I'm replying Tanya, if I don't reply then she will kill me,' I said.
'Tanya is your girl friend's name?' the kid asked.
'Smart kid,' I said rubbing his hair.
'Show her pics, I wanna see her,' he said smiling.
 'See my bus is coming, I'll show you next time, thank you,' I said and shook hand with that kid and started running towards the dtc bus. I don't know why these dtc buses' drivers stop bus away from the stand,' I said to myself running.
Yes, I wanted to show Tanya's pics to that smart kid but........................................

'Shahib ji, you all have to go by walking, because red light is not working and this traffic is still for the last few hours,' one conductor said from outside as I was siting in the bus and waiting for the traffic to be cleared for the last one and half hour.
'U whr?' the message came on my phone.
'I'm about to reach Pitampura,' I replied.
'Okay, the trainer is leaving us, so I'll reach there in 5 minutes,' the reply came and I jumped out that bus.
I started walking as I was running towards the red light and reached the nearby red light in ten minutes.
'I'm about to reach,' the message came.
'Bhaiya, Pitampura metro, I asked a rikshaw puller standing at the other end of the red light.
'How much?' I asked.
'Only 50 bucks,' he said.
'Its not fair, look there, the metro station is few kilometres away, and you are charging 50 bucks, I'll 30 bucks,' I said.
'I'm not going,' the rikshaw puller said. The phone vibrated again.
'I've reached, where are you?' the message came.
'2 mins more,' I replied putting my ass on that rikshaw, which was charging 50 bucks just for few kilometres.
'Pitampura metro?' One girl asked me, who was standing there.
'Yup, I said and the girl jumped in the rikshaw and sat with me.
'How much is he charging you?' she asked.
'50 bucks,' I said.
'These rikshaw pullers are luteraas,' we'll pay 20 bucks each,' she said.
'Nope, 25 each,' I said.
'I'm Nikita,' she said shaking hands.
'I'm going home, can't you reach on time, I'm going, bye,' the voice penetrated my ear drum and the call was disconnected.
I called and tried to convince Tanya but she was stuck to her decision to go home and disconnected the call.
'Who?' Nikita asked me moving her eyebrows.

'I'm going home,' Tanya said.
'Hey, you are looking dazzling beautiful,' I said to her.
'Thank you,' she said without making any eye contact as I was trying to look into her eyes....................

A Perfect Sunday Morning

'Wow, its raining,' I said to myself as I woke up due to cold air coming out of the room cooler. It was 5:00am. This Sunday will be a complete fun, I thought.
'Ohh my god, what the hell is this,' I said to myself as I got out of bed and my feet got wet due to water. I rushed towards the door to close it, but it was useless because water was there everywhere in my room. I suddenly ran towards the window, it was also open and water was coming in with a heavy flow. I closed it. 'What the hell is this, I mumbled when I my eyes concentrated towards my land line phone, It immersed completely in the water, I hold it for a while and put that again in the water. New papers were completely dipped in water as I throw them on the floor after reading. I stood there in the water for a while and came out of the room as it was useless to think about those wet stuffs.

'Ouch,' the voice came out of my mouth when I jumped seven feet of logged water to reach jogging track from the other side at the Japanese park.
Yes, it rained heavily at the night, so the water logging was there every where in the street, so in the park.
One old uncle was standing on one side of that water logging when I was taking few back steps to run and jump that logged water. First he tried to cross that but he failed, so he was standing there.
When I was siting there on the floor due to pain in my left leg, I saw that the uncle brought some bricks from nearby and was putting there in the water to make a way to cross that water without falling like me.
'Smart uncle, huh, why didn't he put those bricks when I was about to jump, did he want to teach me a lesson, ' I said to myself.

It started raining when I was jogging, so I lowered my jogging speed to enjoy the heavy rain. It was really a great experience to jog in that rain. The roaring sound of the thunder was adding a lot in that rain and the lightening was showing that it would be raining whole day.
It rained heavy in the night, so lesser people came there for jogging and walking. I saw few old uncles started running towards the rest room when it started raining heavy, but I continued jogging and reached the place where I do some exercises.
'Wow, its really cool,' a woman's voice reached my ears. Yes, there were three aunties who were mad about that rain like me. They continued their exercises. I saw a young lady walking under the umbrella. She was unique because she came with that umbrella as she knew that it was going to rain.

'Hare Ramaaaa, hare Krishnaaaa, the voice reaching my ears was going louder as the rain was turning heavier.
Yes, they were the yoga uncles as they do Ramdev's yoga daily, but it was different today.
'They are the real studs, they read new papers daily thats why they knew that it would be raining this morning as the weather department had already announced it earlier,' I said to myself.
Yes, they had come with music instruments to sing that hare rama and hare krishna. Music was adding a lot of sweetness in that loud and ugly voice of those uncles. 'Thanks to weather department,' I said to myself.
I finished my exercises in half an hour and was about to leave, but how could I leave that beauty of rain. So I started walking round the pond and saw the ducks were running towards the bushes, and a duffer crow was teasing them. The fountains stopped working as the god's fountain was pouring water over whole Delhi. The birds were chirping, sitting on the trees there. The street lamps started lighting, I don't know why because it was around 7:00am. Few fat aunties were still jogging in the rain as if they were about to loose more pounds today. Then suddenly my eyes went towards sitting chair near the bank of  that pond. I went and placed my ass there, and started streching my legs and lay my whole body there, keeping one right hand under my head as a pillow and the left on my chest and closed my eyes.  I started praying god for stopping the fukin time machine for few hours after closing my eyes. The water started entering my private parts, but who cares as the rain was becoming heavier and the sound coming out the falling rain water was going louder.

'Wow,' I uttered smiling when I opened my eyes to see my shoes as the water was entering inside it. The white Reebok's hexalite shoes was turning black. Yes the rain water was washing my shoes as it had turned white from black due to dust as I never washed it since I bought it........

I Always Wanted To Sleep With Her But........

Hey hi, a message came on my phone.
'I'm fine, but who gave you my number,' I replied.
'One friend, and forget it,' the reply came.
'Why have you changed you number, the previous number was better and you were using that for long time,' the reply came again.
'Forget that, hows you,' I replied.
'I'm fine, may I call you please?'  the reply came.
Hi, I said as I called after reading the last message.
'Hi, I've heard that you broke up with a girl, Tanya,' the voice reached my ear as soon as I finished the word hi.
Yes, I was talking to  Priya, who used to be my good friend in South Ex, but............

'How do you know about her,' I asked.
'You asshole, how can you be my good friend, you met a girl and didn't think to tell me about her,' she continued.
'I'm sorry for that, but who told you about Tanya,' I asked thinking that how this girl knows everything about me.
'Blogs, your blogs say everything about you,' she said.
'You read my blogs?' I asked.
'Yup, I like reading your blogs as you cover all of your new friends in that, but you don't have time to write even a single sentence for your old friends,' she said in said voice. Here starts her drama.
 'Okay, i'll write about my old friends too,' I said.
'Writing about old friends, huh,' the voice reached my ears.
'I'm arranging a party at my place as my mom dad have gone out of Delhi for a week,' she said.
'Wow, when?' I asked.
'Tonight, and reach my place around 8:00pm,' she said.
'Who else are coming?' I asked.
'Three more excluding you and me, and don't dare to be late as you used to be, bye,' she said and disconnected the call.
Yes, we used to organize frequent parties at her place during our IIT entrance preparation as her parents loved to stay away from home for longer time.

'Hi,' I said as the door opened.
'What hi, you dog, you are complete one hour late, and whats this?' she said pointing her index finger towards my legs.
'You beggar dog, can't you wear jeans?' she asked.
'Shut up you bitch, its quite hotter outside, I said entering the drawing room.
Yes, I had worn shorts because the mercury was crossing 40 degree centigrade.
'Where are other guys?' I asked taking seat on the sofa.
'None is coming,' she said.
'Then why didn't you inform me, it takes two hours to reach South Ex from Rohini?' I asked in an angry mood.
'Chill, Bhumika has a headache, Veer planned for disc suddenly, and Sid, the ass is having drugs at Rathi's place, and I was feeling lonely for the last few days when mom and dad left for Singapore,' she continued, siting on the spongy sofa on which I already deeped few feet down as it has more acceleration due to gravity.
'What the hell you are talking about, I've wasted my two hours to come here and if you were feeling lonely then why didn't you call Zara or Simmi aunty.'
Yes, Simmi aunty is such a nice woman, who always  live happy and try make many jokes which create a laughing atmosphere and she is a good friend of us.
'Just chill,' she said.
'Have it,' she said, lighting and puffing a Marlboro gold cigarette.
'I've quitted,' I said.
'Don't act as a kid,' she said opening a vodka bottle with an opener.
'Hey stop it,' I said snatching the bottle from her hand.
'So you are still a small kid and has not started drinking,' she asked. I don't know why she was saying me a kid as I'm a drinking, smoking, and doping free grown up guy.
'See, if you wanna drink, its good for you but drink few more bottles when I leave your place,' I said keeping the vodka bottle on the left leg of the spongy sofa.
'Can you please make a coffee for me?' I asked.
'Never,' she said pointing her eyes and finger towards the kitchen

'Why did you break up?' she asked seeping coffee.
'She was my friend, no tie up, no break up, and don't ask any more about her,' I said.
'You say, hows your going with Prithvi?' I asked.
'Forget that bastard, we broke up,' she said puffing the Marlboro gold cigg.
'Why?' I flashed the question as any one could have done the same.
'There was no future, the son of a bitch started loving drugs more than me, so we broke up on phone,' she said.
'Broke up on phone,' I laughed but controlled instantly as the tears started trickling down her cheeks.
'Hey, what happened, he loves drugs more than you, so forget him, you'll get some more cool studs,' I said offering her a napkin.
Oh god, she was looking dazzlingly beautiful. She wore a white shorts with small flowers printing and a long pink t, which was crossing the shorts. She was looking more white after falling down of tears from the bright eyes. How can she cry for that bastard, I thought.
'Hey, who is there, let me see,' I said after hearing the sound of the door bell.
'Wait, its Simmi aunty, she gives me lunch and dinner as mom asked her to take care of mine while leaving,' she said throwing napkin on the nearby table.
'Who is there inside?' Simmi aunty asked.
'None,' Priya answered.
'I've heard male's voice coming from drawing room,' Simmi aunty continued.
'I think you are half sleeping,' Priya said.
'Half sleeping, huh, here is daal, chapati, rice, butter paneer masala, and salad, eat all and don't dare to throw these into dustbin,' Simmi aunty said.
'Okay,' Priya said and shut the door.
'Why have you lied?' I asked Priya.
'You don't know her, if she comes to know that you are here at this hour then she will say everything to mom with adding more spices.
'I've to leave,' I said.
'Can't you please sit for ten minutes more?' she asked.

'Can you remember the day we kissed each other?' she flashed this question suddenly.
'Oh, how can I forget that day,' I said smiling.
'It was really sweet,' she said puffing another Marlboro cigg.
'Nope, it was tasteless,' I said............


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