Ramayana Drama in Comm Viva!

‘Good morning sir,’  I said and Gyan started laughing.

‘Good morning,’ He said.

‘Sir, how are you?’ I asked.

‘I’m fine,’ He said.

‘Sir, your laptop seems to be new, it’s a dell, it’s the best laptop brand in market,’ I said bending down and checking sir’s laptop. Yes, I was standing in a teacher’s cabin and was discussing something like this and Gyan was laughing continuously, as if I was making fun of that teacher, but I was not.

‘You ass, I asked not to laugh here, let me do my work,’ I said Gyan kicking him.

‘Oye, sir ka phone dekh na, ye b new hai,’ Gyan said from behind.

‘Shut up,’ he said.

‘Did you check our papers?’ I asked.

‘Nope,’ he said.

‘Why are you here?’ the teacher asked.

‘Sir, my stomach is paining, so I was thinking if you take our viva then I can leave for my place,’ I said making an expression as if my stomach was really paining.

'Okay, I'll take your viva,' the teacher said.

‘But why do you want him to give to viva early before time?’ the teacher asked.

‘He is my neighbor, so I want to go with him, because I need a person who can support me if I’ll fall uncuncous in bus,’ I said and Gyan again started laughing standing behind me. All I wanted was to give communication viva early and save time for studying EMI because EMI is tougher than Comm.

‘Okay, come in communication lab,’ the teacher said.

‘Hey, Sonia ma’am is coming for viva now,’ one of us said.

All the students of eee branch were sitting on their seats and the viva was half over but Sonia ma’am interrupted in the middle and came to take viva. And she is a nightmare for the students, this was also one reason for me to give vava before the scheduled time. All were mugging up everything whatever was written in the  comm file, few were looking into books, as if he was going to get something special from their books. Savlani and Khurana  were busy in his job of making fun of others, Verma was checking out some girls’ figure and was discussing about the girls’ private parts time and again after analyzing them.

‘If you are ready to come before 15^th of December then we can force our college management to schedule our external practical exams before 15^th,’ Pushpdeep asked Dhapor sang.

Vikas, Pushapdeep, Aman were discussing about the external practical exams. They wanted to force the college management to take external practical exams before 15^th of December so that we would get more time for the preparations of our external written exams.

Yes, they are the Jaat guys and they are the bosses and heroes of our college and they can do anything and college management listen only to them so Pushpadeep was inquiring students for coming according to him for external exams. Jaat guys do whatever they want to do in our college. Once I cursed myself in first year for not taking birth in Jaat family because I had a fight with seniors and I had to say sorry to the seniors. If I were a jaat guy then I would have kicked the asses of seniors badly.

Few studs were feeling unlucky sitting in front of Sonia ma’am for viva. They were Mandal, Pawan, Ranaji and Bihari anticlockwise. Pawan was adjusting his specs time and again, Mandal was busy in scanning ma’am cleavage, Ranaji was sitting ideal, and Abhishek Bihari was discussing something to the teacher sitting next to Sonia ma’am. She was looking at the faces of all the unlucky feeling students in front of her.  They had kept their files on the table in front of ma’am.

‘Kya dekh rahe ho?’ ma’am asked Mandal when he was continuously scanning ma’am cleavage.

‘Nothing, ma’am,’ Mandal said adjusting his chair.

‘Shall I start viva?’ ma’am asked.

‘Yes, Ranaji said.

‘Okay, let me start with you,’ she said pointing her index finger towards Ranaji and Ranaji started adjusting himself on his seat.

‘What is modulation?’ she flashed her first question on Ranaji.

‘Modulation is a process in which we increase power of a signal to transmit any information or message.

‘Very good, can you tell me the unit of power?’ she flashed the second question.

‘Ma’am unit of power is HORSE,’ Ranaji answered looking at ma’am.

‘Horse power,’ Ranaji corrected.

‘Wow, listen, all of u please pay your attention on the answer of your friend,’ ma’am shouted and all the rest students started focusing on ma’am’s words closing their books and files. But Verma, Savlani, and Khuarana were still busy in their jobs.

‘Beta, the unit of power was DOG once, horse is the new version of the unit of power.

‘Ha ha ha ha,’ all started laughing except Ranaji, ma’am and the teacher sitting next to ma’am.

‘Shut up you all,’ ma’am shouted again and whole comm lab became quiet.

‘I’m feeling shame to be the teacher of you guys, what type of engineers you students are going to be, you guys are future of India,’ ma’am started with these words coming in her original mood.

‘What is the value of your HORSE power?’ ma’am asked Ranaji.

‘Ma’am, it’s value is given,’ Ranaji answered.

‘Wow, given value,’ ma’am shouted again.

‘Can you show me your feet,’ ma’am asked Ranaji.

‘Why ma’am?’ Ranaji asked.

‘Have you heard about Ramayana, where Bharat had brought the khadao(wooden slipper) of his elder brother lord Ram ji and kept them on the chair of king and used to supposed them to be king and  worship them when lord Ram ji refused to return home from jungle,’ ma’am shouted.

‘So I want to take your chappals from your feet and will keep them on the chair of the HOD of the communication department,’ She said and again all the student sitting there started chuckling. The atmosphere of lab became warmer in this cold weather of December, so the guys were enjoying sitting there.

‘We all will worship your  and move round and round of your chappals  as this would be supposed to be the HOD of comm department and whole electric and communication department will run according to your chappals.......

OOPs @ Lifestyle Mall !

The entry time of the Lifestyle mall at Rajouri Garden is 11:00am as the guard of that mall said us today in the morning when we reached there by 9:30am. As we reached earlier and it was around one and half hour for us to wait for the entry so we decided to watch “Break k Baad” in the nearby Wave cinemas so that we could use our time gap.

You would be surprised and thinking why did we reach there so early. Even I thought a lot over it when Tanya asked me to reach NSP metro station by 9:00am. Then she told me that she wanted  to teach me OOPs because I know all the concepts of OOPs but wouldn’t be able to write all the answers in the external exam as I got only 6 out of 10 in the last internal exam. She wanted to teach me the basics and how to write a program correctly without any error. I said something similar stuff when she was teaching me DE in her classroom in her college before our internal exams. At that time I said to her that don’t teach me to pass the exams as I’ve enough brain to mug up and write answers up to pass marks so please teach me so that I can learn ever thing and  can write any program myself . So she had decided to teach me whole OOPs at Lifestyle mall from 9:30am to 5:00pm. It sounded scary to me when she said the time duration and subject but it was a good chance for me to be with her for so long and I was very happy so I reached NSP by 9:00am where she was waiting in her car and scolded me to be late by five minutes. I was not late as I reached NSP metro station by 9:00am but it takes time to walk from metro station to reach ring road where her car was standing.

‘What the hell is this,’ She said.

‘What happened?’ I asked coming out of the queue at the box office of the Wave cinemas.

‘Look at this, the timing,’ She said making an expression, as if something very wrong was written over the pamphlet of the movie list and timing.

‘Oh, it’s 10:00am, but we can watch it as we are staying here till 5:00pm,’ I said.

‘Shut up, we’ve come here to study not for movie, the mall was closed so I came here to check any show at 9:30am and you are asking to seat for more than two and half hours for this stupid movie, Pagal,’ she started blowing her bouncers with these words and kept my feet off the queue and asked me to look for some place where she could teach me OOPs.

‘Hey, that’s CCD,’ I said pointing my index finger towards the CCD near the next mall. This is the benefit of coming here that you’ll get everything here as the number of malls is five and it’s going to increase to more as the construction works speak.

‘Okay, let’s go,’ she said.

‘Hey, let’s check any other café inside this mall, Westgate mall,’ I said.

‘Why are you wasting time, they won’t allow us to enter as the entry time of all the malls is 11:00am,’ She said.

‘Nope, look at the people they are going inside, let’s us check.’

We checked for the café in that mall but it was the wastage of the time and we came out and started roaming near Shopper stop mall, then I asked her to teach sitting under a flower plant that was big enough to provide shade for two sitting persons.

‘Take out papers, I’ve brought OOPs book for you,’ she said taking out red covered Balagurusamy OOPs book.

‘I don’t have papers,’ I said.

‘Duffer, what did you think before leaving your place, that I’ll bring everything.’

‘Take out pen.’

‘I’ve forgotten pen too, I gave my pen to my friend yesterday in OB test.’

‘You are really a mad, how can you go to your college with empty bag.’

‘I just forgot it.’

‘Shut up now, did you forget to take coffee this morning.’

‘Nope, I took it twice this morning.. J

‘Very good, I’m not going to teach such an insincere guy.’

‘I’m sorry, please teach me, teach me, otherwise I’ll get a back in this paper,’ I said showing a crying expression to her.

‘I won’t,’ she said.

‘Look here, I’ve pencil,’ I said taking out a pencil of my bag that contained only few cds, few files, few torn papers, a pen drive, a dirty hanky and of course, my favorite economic times and the Hindu news papers.

After many requests she took out few a4 size sheets and a gel pen from her bag and started with the words like Procedure oriented programming and I started adjusting my hair as they were falling over my forehead and were covering my eyes so I was trying to keep them aside away from my eyes so that I could see my teacher’s face and book clearly.

‘Wait, let me give you my hair band,’ she said.

‘Tie your hair first, then I’ll start,’ she said offering me her hair band. She started teaching like a teacher who was teaching a small kid by pointing all the words in her book and writing all the important and main points on the sheets. She taught me for more than half an hour and it was the first time I concentrated over any lecture because I hardly focus on any lectures in my college even for seconds. However, it was tough for me to concentrate over book as the face, eyes with more kajal, shining lips, falling hair over half forehead, moving lips, pink cheeks and of course, the focusing eyes of the teacher were enough for any guy to distract him from the book. I want to use a single line for her…..Bold and the beautiful.. J

The smell of  her deo was amazing and it was forcing me to smell it continuously, it was hypnotizing my nose and of course my brain.  She had removed her jacket. She was looking dazzlingly beautiful. She had applied more kajal today that was killing me to take her pics. She had given her hair band to me so her hair was open so they were falling over her forehead covering her half forehead. This was the perfect look that she gave to her hairstyle there. Her moving pink lips were adding a lot to her baby face. Her eyes that were focusing on the book and of course, on me at times were amazing, I wanted to see her eyes as long as I’m alive on this earth as her eyes were looking fantabulous with more kajal. She gave a perfect shape to her eyebrows that was enhancing the beauty of her face to its apex level. The diamond nose pin was sparkling a lot. A shining silver chain with a blue heart locket was completing the beauty of her neck and face. She had removed her jacket so her curvaceous figure was visible………

‘Hey, it’s 10:55, and we can enter there now?’ I said showing her watch to her holding her watch.

‘Let me teach you for some more time, we will go there too, don’t be restless,’ she said.

‘Let’s go now, I said packing my bag snatching book and sheets from her bag.

‘I can’t carry this bag, it’s too heavy to carry,’ she said looking at me.

‘Let me carry it,’ I said taking her so called heavy bag. And we reached to the mall gate at exact 11:00am.

‘Can we enter now?’ I asked the guard.

‘Yeah, you can,’ He said and we stepped in the much awaiting mall.

‘What’s this, you carrying two bags,’ the guard who was checking my bag near gate asked me.

‘Nope, it’s not mine,’ I said pointing my eyes towards Tanya’s bag.

‘Then why are you carrying it?’ He asked.

We were the first guests at that mall this morning and whole mall was empty as the stores were still about to open. The escalators were not working and lift was still to get electricity to be supplied so we had to choose dark stairs.

The staircase was dark enough, it was pin drop silence there, no one was there except me and Tanya. I was checking the stairs next step and was touching the walls in the left of me so that I couldn’t fall down. She was walking next to me. We both were silent in that scary moment. I could hear only the steps’ sounds.

‘Ouch,’ the voice reached my ears suddenly.

‘What happened?’ I asked.

‘My left foot got slipped off the stairs,’ Tanya said to me holding me tightly……..

    

Three studs kissed three girls in Trade Fair !

‘Finally you came, I’m surprised!’ He said me kicking my ass.

‘You ass, go to Tnaya, why have you come, go go,’ He continued.

‘You are such an ass, why didn’t you come last time on the day of our last internals,’ He continued.

‘I never refused to roam with you guys,’ I said taking seat next to Savlani.

Only one guy in our group starts with some abusive adjective to welcome any one. And my regular readers can guess, who was welcoming me like this.

Yes, it was non other than our super stud, Savlani and he and Verma were waiting for me and Pawan in Nirula’s at Rajiv chowk metro station as we were about to go for trade fair. I took seat next to him shaking hand with Verma and Pawan took seat next to Verma on the on opposite to our side on the same table.

‘Let me have a coffee,’ I said looking towards the counter.

‘Dudes, you can’t believe what have I seen today in metro,’ Savlani started and my ears started focusing on his words.

‘I was speechless, my mouth stayed opened as I’d never such a wonderful creature on this earth, all of us in that coach started staring, the uncles, the guys and even kids were surprised after seeing such an amazing creature in that lucky metro,’ Savlani continued swinging his hands in air expressing everything perfectly.

‘One uncle adjusted his specs and another old man stood up to offer his reserved seat to her, she was unbelievable, I felt twitch in my jeans and adjusted myself on my seat,’ He continued and our ears were turning more and more focused towards his words. Pawan was listening adjusting his specs, as if he had never heard such a amazing story, Verma pulled his chair to reach his ears closer Savlani and I guessed what the hell he was about to explain.

‘Her skin was so white, You guys can’t believe, if I touch her face with my finger then she won’t clean it even she is going to clean it for one month,’ Savlani continued.

‘Her figure was awesome man, her skirt was perfect fitting to her white long legs, you guys are so unlucky that you all had missed a chance to see jaanat on earth,’ He continued.

‘Let’s go, we are already late,’ I said standing up.

‘Shut up, you ass, let me explain them everything that I felt in metro that time,’ Savlai said pulling my left hand to make me sit.

‘Show tickets,’ a cop asked Pawan near gate.

‘ What ! we don’t have tickets, we’ll get tickets inside no?’ Savlani said to that cop from behind.

‘No, you have to get tickets from metro station,’ the cop said.

‘But its huge rush there at metro station, can’t we get them from somewhere else?’ pawan asked the cop.

‘No, tickets are available only at metro stations,’ the cop said.

Yes, we had reached Trade fair without tickets because of lack of proper knowledge about the tickets and all.

‘I’ve heard the announcement about tickets at Rithala metro station before boarding the metro,’ I said from behind.

‘Tickets at metro stations only, huh,’ Verma said.

‘Sir, I’m visiting this trade from my childhood and we used to buy tickets from other gate of this Pragati maidan,’ Verma continued.

‘Guys, come with me, I know where will we get tickets,’ Verma said turning back and we all three started walking behind him.

‘What about the people, who don’t come in metro...............

I'm tired enough....I'm not able to write any more...I'll update it tomorrow.

to be cont...... 

When the Cops questioned me...:( .. . . . I hate your face the most...she says ! cont.....

 ‘What the hell is this,’ I said to myself. 

‘How can it be possible?’ I muttered.

‘It’s  7:30am..how can I sit for long..it’s morning…it’s impossible,’ I continued muttering checking out my watch time and again.

Yes, it was quite hard for me to believe, it was morning and I was checking out my watch matching its time with my phone time but it was same, the night was over, it was morning and I worked over the sorry card for whole night. I’ve never sit for long even during my major exams where I’m supposed to sit for three hours and  I use to go out for a break there in exams but I sat that night for more than 7 hours. It was unbelievable for me because I didn’t sit for this long time even when I was targeting IIT entrance when I used to study whole night but it was impossible without any break. But I’d forgotten my coffee so everything except her angry face and the sorry card. I drew everything so the card was looking amazing. After all I’d worked for whole night.

‘Oh my god, I would miss her, she would be reaching at metro station at 8:35am,’ I thought taking some photos of the hard worked card. I threw brush into my mouth with paste and ran towards the toilet seat after putting water heater into water tub and started imaging a lot of stuffs and the ways in which I must say sorry so that her heart would melt and she’ll forgive me. After finishing flush I checked my beard that grew up a little bit larger but I was already late so I ran towards the heating water and found that the mercury of the shower water had crossed a little bit up and it was tough to take shower with this water but who cares, I thought and threw water heater out and finished shower within few minutes forgetting shampooing and conditioning my long hair that girls find sexy hairstyle but it was not the time to think about my sexy long hairstyle.

‘What the fuck is it,’ I said to myself making an expression, as if someone sprayed poison into my mouth. Actually it was not poison but I was spraying the body spray madly and fast so some of them entered into my mouth making me feel like hell at that moment.

‘Bhaiya, what happened?’ I asked the rikshaw puller, who was pulling the riksahw very slowly.

‘Shaibji, chain has got broken down,’ the rikshaw puller said. I flashed 10 bucks to him and ran towards Rithala metro station walking from metro walk…..half running..better say.

‘I’m at your metro station and waiting for you near lift,’ I messaged to Tanya. I don’t know why the pointer of the clock hanging with the roof of metro station was moving faster today. I matched the time of that fast moving metro clock with that of my phone. But the time was same in both the time machines. So I flashed 2 to 3 more messages because it was 8:45am and she was still invisible at the metro station. I was getting more and more restless looking at the people who were coming out of lift every minute. The pointer of the metro clock was killing me, it had started penetrating my heart and mind as it was moving fastest today leaving only one thing in my head and that’s Tanya would have left today because I reached station late by exact 5 minutes. The pointer crossed 8:50 mark and I started roaming near the entrance to that metro station checking out each and every face minutely. I pictured all the guys and girls’ faces but none matched with the face that I was dying for. I started flashing more messages asking where is she and she should answer one of my messages at least but I found no reply from her as I was looking at my phone continuously despite keeping it on vibration mode.
 The pointer crossed 8:55 am and my heart beat started crossing its apex level and my eyes started checking out all the faces that were roaming and standing at metro station. One girl started staring at me as if I was looking for her only. I started praying all gods and goddesses who I know and I don’t focusing the convex lenses of my eyes towards opening lift gate.

After few minutes I started checking out the faces of the girls standing near the first women reserved coach.

‘Thank god, finally you heard my prayers,’ I said taking a deep breath looking at a girl who was standing near the opposite side of the stairs.

‘Hey, you are waiting here, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,’ I started with these words and she started turning back looking at my face.

‘Why sorry, what happened,’ she asked.

‘Nothing, I’m sorry again, I was looking for someone else,’ I said to girl.

Yes, she was not Tanya but she looked like her because the way she was standing she looked exactly like her. She was standing bending her legs a little bit, her tied hair was almost same as Tanya’s and her curvecous figure forced me to say sorry to her thinking as if Tanya was standing there.
 My nervous system and the heart beat were not only the parts of my body that were out of order but few organs had also started going out of order for that moment. And it was the increasing pain in my stomach that was forcing me to sit somewhere and it was paining so hard that I was feeling very uncomfortable to stand for seconds but who cared there, I started concentrating on my job for which I went there and it was very simple, to say sorry to Tanya.

I started cursing myself for misbehaving with her, as the memories and imaginations of life without her had started creeping into my head and the convex lenses of my eyes had started contracting more.  The life after this moment and without Tanya was looking the scariest and I was dying to see her single message, who used to send more than 400 messages a day but it didn’t happen for the last three days.

‘Hello sir, what are doing here?’ The voice reached here and the imaginations of the life without Tanya vanished. Thanks to the voice for smashing that future without her.

The two tall young men wearing uniform with capped heads holding two guns one with each in their hands. Their shoes were harder than mine, as the it was touching their

I  got scared for a while but controlled my nerves and heart beat because the way they were standing was enough to make any one scared. The dog with them was scarier because the way it was breathing was showing his sharp and long teeth and long red tongue. It's eyes were gazing continuously at me and it had started smelling my feet.

They were cops and were asking me why was I roaming at that metro station since last half an hour.

‘I’m waiting for Tanya,’ I answered looking here and there checking out only one face.

‘Hey, look at me and answer honestly,’ One of the two cops said raising his eyebrows and showing his wide opened eyes.

‘You can’t roam at metro station for so long,’ He continued.

‘Who is she?’ One of the cops with bushy mustache asked.

‘She is my friend,’ I said.

‘Did she ask you to wait?’ The other asked.

‘No, she use to reach between 8:35 to 8:45am but it seems she is not coming today,’ I said to them looking towards the lift.

‘Why don’t you call her and ask whether she is coming or not?’ The bushy mustache cop asked.

‘She is not picking my call,’ I said staring towards the opening gate of the lift.

‘Hey, concentrate here, can’t you listen to me?’ The other asked.

‘I’m sorry sir, I can’t concentrate at you,’ I said honestly because it was quite tough to the questions that were wasting my time. They started muttering something in each ears.

‘Where have you come from?’ One asked.

‘Rohini,’ I answered. They had started moving their eyes and muttered again to one’s ears and started looking at me.

‘You have to come with us,’ They said to me after talking something on wireless phone type device.

‘Why?’ I flashed this question, as they were about to waste my time that all I would have saved to look for Tanya.

‘Sir, I can’t, I’m waiting for her,’ I said.

‘No, sir you can’t stand here for so long, you have to come with me,’ the cops asked me and the way dog was looking at me as, if it would bite me if I refuse. So I decided to walk with them. I was walking behind them and they went down to the first floor in the lift. The dog was walking faster and entered a room that was in the other corner of the first floor of that metro station. They opened the door and entered so I had to.

‘What is your name?’ The voice reached and I started remembering my name as I forgot my name for a while after looking at staring people inside the room. The two cops who marched me to the room were standing on the opposite side sticking to the wall and standing like statue. The room was looking like a meeting hall. Many chairs were placed circling a center table. More than half of the chairs were occupied by the asses of the middle aged men. I don't know why did they drag me there for a simple reason of waiting for Tanya just to say her sorry. Everything was out of my control, I was not able to understand what the hell was going there and what the hell was going to be done with me. I was stunned, totally unstable. I wanted to call Tanya at this moment but I looked at my phone once and kept it in my jeans' right pocket.

‘What was he doing?’ One of personnels asked sitting on the chairs circling a big centre table.

‘He has been roaming here and there on metro station since last one hour,’ One of the two cops said.

‘One hour, why the hail are you lying,’ I said looking at the cops who were standing behind me.

‘Sorry sir, half an hour,’ the other cop corrected.

 I was trying to focus on the questions like what is your name and so, but my nervous system was not in position to reconnect my brain to the rest parts of my body so I was totally out of my mind thinking about Tanya only.

‘Why was I roaming for so long, why didn’t you come on time, why are you not replying my messages?’ these are the questions that were ramming my brain.

‘Show me your identity card,’ the man who was sitting just on the left hand side of me asked.

‘Identity card ! I said surprisingly.

‘Yeah, I Card,’ he repeated in short form.

‘Sir…….I started with this word checking out my pocket for wallet.

‘It’s voter id,’ I said showing my voter id card to him.

‘It will do, give it to me,’ he said. He started reading all the written words on my voter id loudly, as if he was a professor dictating all the words and numbers to the his students.

‘Well, you are from south extention, right?’ the man asked.

‘Yes……no…I said confusing myself.

‘What’s this…Yes or No?’ one of them roared.

‘These rich businessmen’s kids are so notorious that has created a lot of troubles for the Delhi Police,’ one of the sitting uncle like man said adjusting his specs.

‘My dad is a police officer,’ I corrected.

‘Wow, you are the son of a Police officer and doing wrong things breaking rules of Delhi metro security.

‘Don’t you know that you can’t stay on metro station for so long,’ He asked.

‘Excuse me,’ the voice of a female reached my ears from behind.

‘Come in, young lady, come,’ the man sitting at the centre said.

‘The voice seems familiar, ‘ I said to myself turning back.

Oh god she was Tanya, it was my Choco girl.

‘Thank god you came,’  I said to her looking at her.

‘Who are you, miss?’ he asked Tanya.

‘Tanya, she is Tanya,’ I said quickly.

‘And I was waiting for her only,’ I continued.

‘Take it now, I’ve brought it for you,’ I said to Tanya taking out a sorry card for her.

‘Will you please shut up, mister, I’m not talking to you,’ the voice reached my ears and my bag felt down.

‘Okay, miss Tanya, do you know him?’ the man asked.

‘Yes sir, she knows me very well,’ I answered.

‘Oh please shut up,’ he shouted…..he barked..better say..........

to be cont.....

I hate your Face the most….She says !

Gyan bro, where are you?’ I asked calling Gyan.

‘I’m at my place and I’m doing some important works here, so I can’t roam with you,’ He spoke these words in a single breath.

‘Calm down, what happened?’ I asked.

‘Bro, I’m pissed of these painting work at ma place,’ He said breathing deeply.

‘So, you are painting the walls like workers…he he he?’ I asked chuckling.

‘Shut up, you ass, ‘  He said.

‘What are you doing then?’ I flashed the question.

‘Ma big bro is asking to shift the stuffs here and there, so I’m helping him,’ He said.

‘The engagement of ma bro is going to be organized on 23^rd and they are asking me to do a lot of words since Saturday,’ He continued.

‘Don’t worry, come out,’ I’ll help you to get rid of this hard workload,’ I said.

‘But bro is standing next to me,’ He said.

‘Say him that you are coming out just to give me your pen drive, I’m standing here near your place,’ I said.

‘Okay, I’m coming,’ He said disconnecting the call.

‘Where are we going?’ He asked.

‘Metro walk,’ I said.

‘Why?’ He asked looking at me as if I would have asked him to go to any strange place.

‘We’ll select a cute girl for you, because a lot of sexy girls would have come there today,’ I said smiling.

‘he he he he…..,’ We laughed.

‘Let me wear jeans,’ He said.

‘Nope, look at me, I’m wearing shorts, ’ I said.

‘Your bro will give you more works if you go there,’ I continued.

‘Look at her man, she is looking faad,’ Gyan said me pointing her index finger towards a walking girl.

‘Look at her figure, she is amazing, he legs are awesome,’ Gyan started with these words.

‘Yeah, she is really awesome bro, go and say hi to her,’ I said.

‘Let me see her nicely then will decide,’ Gyan said.

‘Hey, look at that girl,’ He said pointing towards a girl who was wearing extra mini skirt and black t. The skirt was so short that was sufficient to attract eyes there. Yes, we had reached metro walk and were selecting a nice girl for Gyan.

‘You see her, I’m coming in five minutes,’ I said.

‘Where are you going?’ He asked.

‘I’m going to Archies,’ I said.

‘Why..cards...?’ He asked.

‘Yup,’ I said.

‘Sorry card..right?’ He said smiling.

‘Yup,’ I said.

‘I’m also coming,’ He said walking behind me.

‘This is why you’ve called me here..no?’ He asked the right question.

‘She is angry again?’ He asked.

‘Don’t worry, we’ll select the most fabulous card for her,’ He said entering Archies gate. We started looking for sorry cards.

‘Bhaiya, show me the most valuable sorry card,’ I asked one staff standing there.

‘Sir, look at this card, this is cutest card here,’ The staff said showing me a card that was full of teddy’s figure.

‘No, this is not that good, show me other one,’ I said looking towards other cards.

‘This one?’ the staff asked again.

‘Nope, show the card that will impress her the most,’ Gyan asked the staff looking towards the two standing girls.

‘Hey, sorry cards,’ the voice reached my ears. I turned back and saw two girls were looking at me coming towards me.

‘Excuse me please,’ the voice reached my ears.

‘Excused,’ I said taking a back step.

‘Hey, look at this, how’s it?’ one of the two girls asked me suddenly showing a green sorry card. I don’t know why was she asking me for it.

‘Yeah, nice card, she will forgive you now,’ Gyan said looking at that girl taking the card from her.

‘But it has very less written stuffs,’ I said.

‘Girls don’t care of the already printed words,’ One the girls said.

 ‘Then?’ I asked in seconds.

‘Girls are impressed by the words that show you feelings to her and how much you are feeling sorry,’ She said.

‘So, you have to write your feelings here,’ She said.

‘But everything is written here….look at this…I’m sorry and forgive me please…,’ I said showing them the card.

‘Nope, nothing is written here, I’m a girl and I know everything, Okay,’ She said.

 ‘I forgave my boyfriend because he wrote his feelings only there in the sorry card,’ Other girl added.

‘So you know everything..no?’ I asked one of them.

‘Yeah,’ She said smiling.

‘Tel me one thing honestly…what do you girls want from guys?’ I asked looking at them.

‘Ammmmm……we all girls want only one thing from you guys,’ One girl started any my ears and brains started concentrating towards her.

‘You girls want only one things from you beaus, and that’s taking expensive gifts,’ Gyan interrupted.

‘Excuse me,’ The girl said raising her eyebrows.

‘I’ve selected the card for you only because I saw your face full of worries,’ She said looking at me.

‘I’m sorry from his side,’ I said.

‘Keep your mouth shut, you ass,’ I muttered into Gyan’s left ear. He started looking at me as if I did something wrong.

‘Okay, now tell me please,’ I asked the girl.

‘Why don’t you ask your girlfriend,’ She said looking into my eyes.

‘I’ve asked her, and her answer was “nothing”,’ I said avoiding eye contact.

‘Oye, ma bro is calling, I’ve to leave,’ Gyan said disconnecting the call on his phone.

‘Hey, thanks for your help, we’ve to leave’ I said to the girls moving towards the counter holding card in my hand. The card was really fantabulous.

‘You welcome,’ the gals said smiling. I smiled back. The girls were really good by heart otherwise who cares when you go anywhere to buy anything.  I paid for the card and left. I had sorry to her million of times but she was in no mood to forgive me.

‘Where are you…why din’t you come for breakfast….look at the time…,’ The voice reached my ears, as I received a call from my di.

‘I’m in metro walk,’ I said.

‘What are you doing there,’ She said.

‘You would have gone with any girl,’ She bounced back.

‘Nope, I’m with Gyan,’ I said.

‘Come fast, your lunch has become cold, I’m going out…heat it and have it…I’m leaving keys to bhabi,’ She said and disconnected call. I bought seven sparkling pens of different colors and kept card and pens at my place and left to my di’s place. I sent a lot of sorry messages but Tanya din’t reply. I started thinking a lot of different interesting ideas so that she would forgive me, but she was no mood to forgive me. 

‘m sorry…forgive me please…’ I messaged to Tanya at 11:00pm because this is the time she goes to her bed daily .

‘Do not message and disturb,’ She replied in seconds. Her message was not in her own language of using short forms and mixing Hindi subjects and objects with English verbs. I sent around 10 messages but the reply was same so I didn’t go for 11^th message. Then after I got out of my bed and switched on my laptop switching on the table lamp.

‘Let me make a hot coffee,’ I thought and went to make a strong coffee. I made coffee in minutes and kept the cup on my table thinking some more ideas for saying her sorry. It was quite hard to think anything for me at that moment.

‘What should I write in this card?’ I asked myself sipping my coffee. I started thinking about the tips that those girls at metro walk gave me. I had only two sentences in my mind. One was I’m sorry and the other was forgive me please. After thinking and giving a lot of stresses on my mind I thought two more sentences and started writing them on rough paper as samples.

‘Nope, they are not looking too good,’ I said to myself looking at those sentences which were written with the mixture of different letters with different colors of sparkling pens.

‘I should draw some sad smiley so that she would forgive me,’ I thought drawing some samples of sad smiley.

‘She loves cartoons the most so I should draw some cartoons here on card,’ I thought and started some samples of cartoons. I started looking towards my laptop and clicked g folder and started looking for some animated movies so that I could get some ideas to draw cartoons because I don’t know drawing. I checked out many animated movies but any idea was hardly coming in my mind at that time. I started watching moves like toy story-1 and 2, bee movies, Dracula versus batman, Ice ag-1 and 2, the simpons movie, everyone’s hero etc. I don’t know how many movies I would have checked…almost all 27 animated movies in laptop but the my brain was still empty so I started seeing Tanya’s photos and the ideas started coming in my mind. I saw the photos that I clicked on Saturday before our fight. I went in those moments for getting ideas. I started cursing myself for misbehaving with her. I pictured every moment well in my mind and took out card and sparkling pens switching off the laptop.

The card was empty. Only few words were written there so I had more spaces to express my feelings by drawing cartoons that she loves the most. First I started with my old words like I’m sorry and forgive me please. But after figuring out those fight moments I started drawing everything on the card like how I misbehaved and how I was begging to forgive me. I started drawing her photo first. I drew everything  perfect without thinking of my worst drawing history. I started with her waist and drew the her waist first and then finished the down portions drawing everything perfectly, her waist, her legs with her golden color sandals. Then I moved for the upper portions. I finished her clothes well. I didn’t forget to draw her watch that she never forgets to wear. I was not taking care of the coffee that became cold after taking few sips. I drew her middle portion nicely drawing everything perfect, her curvaceous figure and all. Then came the uppermost portion. I started imagining her face and how she was looking that day, and I would forget anything but I forget nothing about her amazing baby cut face with open hair and eyes with kajal and a pin tip size black mole on her chin. I drew the pose in which she was standing at that time and how could I forget to draw her fabulous face with angry expression so I give it a nice angry expression. Finally I reached to her hairstyle that was open with half hair falling down her forehead covering her eyes half and half forehead.

‘Oh my god….she was looking amazing…I did it…I drew it….I drew everything so smartly….I patted myself. I matched her face with her clicked pics. It was so perfect I can’t say. I was speechless at that time.

After finishing her pic it was the turn to draw mine….

To be cont……

The Last Day of Internals...

‘Are we going in this bus?’ Gyan asked.

‘Nope, we are going to wait for the next bus, service is very fast, let me study now,’ I said turning page of my Organisational behaviour book.

‘we won’t get late?’ Gyan asked.

‘Nope, we’ll reach before time,’ I said.

Yes, we were going for our last internal exam and were waiting at Bypass bus stand. We have left college bus due to some reasons so we were using DTC service. And it’s a great fun if you travel in a packed DTC bus. The bus service is very fast on this route, as buses come at an interval of a minute but the mob was looking like never ending.

‘gudmng…,’ the message came.

Yes, this short form msg was from none other than  Tanya.

‘whr s smiley?’ I replied.

‘J ,’ the reply came.

‘hv studyd al bt cnt rmmbr kch b,’ She replied in seconds.

‘dnt wry, u vil do d best, coz u hv muggd up whol ob thrice,’ I replied.

‘hmm…hope so,’ She replied.

‘Hey, hi…..How are you?’ The voice reached my ears.

‘Hi bhaiya, I’m fine….Thank you….How are you?’ I asked.

Yes, he was my senior and he was also there to get bus for college. After few well beings exchanges he started giving my many tips and how to score well.

‘Let’s jump in this bus…..Gyan, you always walk slowly…Run after me…Catch it anyhow….Okay,’ I said running towards the coming bus.

‘Aahhh!  Finally you made it,’ I said to Gyan, who was feeling relieved as if he would have done a great job of catching a running packed bus......

 Anyhow we jumped into bus and were trying to open book standing packed there. Because I finished the syllabus once from slides that are easier and shorter than books, so was trying to revise there.

‘Who the hell is drunk, assholes,’ I said to myself.

‘Gyan, are you getting smell of wines?’ I asked.

‘Yeah, pata nahi morning me kaun saala pi kar chad gaya bus me,’ He said.

‘Turn the page,’ Gyan said to me pointing his eyes towards his book. He was standing like statue because the number of passengers is twice larger than the capacity of the low floor bus. I managed some space there to look at my book and reply Tanya’s messages, so my arms were free and I turned the page of his book.

‘Good morning sir,’ I said looking at a passing by professor.

‘Hey, you never said good morning, saying today only, what happened?’ The professor asked me smiling walking towards me.

‘Nothing sir, I just saw you and wished,’ I said.

‘Sir, my enrolment number is 1334908108, and I had written all the answers correct last time but you gave only 9.5 marks out of 30,’ I said.

‘Do you come to college regularly? I’ve never seen you in class and the answers were not satisfactory, so you got right marks,’ He started with these true words but I hated these words because I’m pissed off these habituated words that almost all professors repeat when I go to them for asking anything.

‘May be, but I’ve prepared nicely, going to answer all the questions today,’ I said smiling.

‘Don’t be over confident,’ he said.

‘Okay sir, but can you guess what are the most important topics for today?’ I asked. Yes, he was the OB professor and I asked him this expecting positive response.

‘Show me your book,’ he said and guys of my class gathered.

‘Perception, group dynamics, and culture are most important,’ He said and left after looking at the students’ mob gathering circling him. But it was the super stud who started asking a lot of questions. He was asking like Sir,  'kya kya aa raha hai bas ye bata do aap….' He was none other the super stud of my group, Savlani.

‘percptn, grp dynamics n cultre cumin…c thm ache se….’ I typed these words in micro seconds and clicked send key in my phone.

‘What the fuck is this,’ I said to myself after seeing the message was not going because of the network problem. I went running to the next floor trying calling her but it was our college where we hardly get any mobile network. I tried sending this message five times but i failed.

The time was forcing me to study the guessed topics because it was already 10:00am and it was the time to enter the examination hall. But the student were looking and studying standing, few seating, few roaming holding books in hands like me.

‘Hey, SR, SOR and Group came,’ One Vaid shouted. Yes, he asked a guy who was seating near the gate in the examination hall.  It’s our daily routine to ask questions from the guys who enter inside the hall on time. More than 40% of students keep waiting standing outside the hall for this golden moment, who hardly open their books before this golden moment.  I was one of them and was waiting eagerly asking questions standing near the gate of one of the halls.

‘Hey, what are SR and SOR model, teach me fast,’ Gyan said me. I taught him fast and ran towards Khurana and Savlani because they were discussing something. I snatched book from Verma’s hand despite holding my book and asked  him to join me.

‘Hey, teach me group,’ I requested Khurana and Savlani both. They started teaching many guys and my ears were concentrating on the words coming out of their mouths and my eyes were gazing on Khurana’s book.

‘You ass, give my book,’ Verma shouted.

‘Shut up you pig, can’t you listen to them, they are teaching ‘group’,’ I shouted back to Verma. I snatched his book only because the topic he was reading was different from mine and it was lesser time left for me to search and open the same page in my book.

 

‘I won’t allow any of you after few minutes,’ one invigilator shouted at the students who were not leaving any stone unturned for mugging up the "out questions' answers".

‘Fuck off, you b***n ch*d,’ Verma shouted back with this nice word and the invigilator stepped back in the hall shutting the door like hell. All of us were out of our minds and was looking at books and listening to them madly and Verma’s spicy words were adding a lot this moment.

‘myn ws gud, urs wnt vry gud, sy haan,’ I messaged  Tanya taking seat in a van standing outside my college. Yes, I had finished my paper before time and left.

‘ya…n I kpt buk in washroom too J,’ She replied.

‘Wow, dats my inteli gal,’ I replied.

‘whr r u?’ I asked.

‘m in car..vil rch pitam in 2mins,’ She replied.

‘u whr?’ the message came in seconds.

‘m in bus, vil rch pitam in 10 mins,’ I replied.

‘its too mch,’ she replied.

‘hm..I noe bt w8 thr,’ I messaged.

‘k…leme c whn ur 10 mins gona end L....she replied.

‘gettin pak pak?’ I asked.

‘Na…m wid Savvy n Abhi,’ she repled.

‘Luvguru…he mst b entrtainin bth f u…J,’ I replied.

Yes, Abhi is Love guru and a good friend of Tanya and he keeps giving me love tips time to time to make love and how to keep my girl happy and smiling.

‘Hi, I said to all of them. I had reached Pitam and met them.

‘Tu kaisi hai?’ Abhi asked me.

‘I’m not like you, okay,’ I said to Abhi.

‘Ohh..common….I was just joking,’ He said.

‘I was not joking,’ I said. I hate his g**s’ like activities….saying honestly.

‘I’m clean from inside…by heart…’ he said.

‘Where are we going?’ Tanya asked me looking at me.
'Don't know,' I said.
'Let's go straight, we'll roam anywhere,' I said.
'Is there any place for roaming on this straight way?' I asked Savvy.
'Nope,' she answered.

‘Hey, you looking fantabulous,’ I said smiling.

‘Shut up, and tell me where are we going?’ she siad.

‘Don’t say movie, Okay,’ She added.

Yes, she was looking very different in black churidar and black and red print top with the matching sandal and side bag.......

to be cont.......




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When the Dean of her college caught us watching videos in her class!

'Wot doin?' the message came and the music of my phone got paused for a moment.
'Sitin on toilet seat, and listening music' I replied.
'u  dirty..vry dirty....msg wen u out f dat seat....' the reply came.
' y dirty?' I replied.
'shut up...do sab kch jaldi jaldi n mt me in 10 mins.....the reply came in seconds.
' wow..v r mtin...whr r u?' I asked.
'm at west metro stn...the reply came.
'whr 2 cum?..I asked.
'mt nr ur place..vil pik u thr...bcz i hv to rch clg jaldi...she replied.
Yes, I was messaging to Tanya and we were going to meet so I was excited more.
'bt 10 mins bht kam h...I messaged her.
'no 11th min...n dnt forgt 2 tk showr..othrwise dnt mt me...the reply came.
I flashed tooth brush into my mouth throwing my phone on the bed. I finished brushing within a minute and threw t-shirt and shorts off my body in seconds and entered bathroom holding towel in my right hand.

'whr r u?' the message came.
'drying hair n wearin jeans,' I messaged her buttoning my jeans.
'm abt 2 rch...do fast n rch thr jaldi........
whr nw?...she asked again.
'm walkin on the road,'  I replied.
'gud boy..:) she replied.
'hmm..whr r u?...I asked.
'u k saamne.....the message came in seconds.

'Did you take everything that I asked you to?' she asked.
'Yup, the laptop, DE and COMM book and of course your favorite lead pencil,' I said taking seat next to her.
'That CD?' she asked.
'Yup, I've kept that CD inside  laptop bag,' I said.
'That good,' she said smiling.

'She is Arshi,' Tanya said pointing her finger towards a sleepy girl in her class room.
'Hi...' I said.
'Hello..' sleepy Arshi said.
'You are complete one hour late,' Arshi said to Tanya.
'I got scared, very few have come today, I'm alone siting here in this class,' she continued.
'I'm sorry,' Tanya said taking book out of her bag.
Yes, we had reached Tanya's college and we were about to study together....group study...better to say.
'Wow, lunch, give it to me,' I said looking at her lunch box.
'Finish it, I don't wanna have my lunch today, I've to eat something new in Puratan resto.
'Okay, but I can't finish it,' I said.
'Din't you hear what did I say?' She said showing her half closed eyes.....half angry look..I can say.
'Mom'll scold me if she finds my lunch half finished,' She continued.
'Wanna join me?' I asked raising lunch towards the other girl.

'Hey Tanya, you are teaching flip flop, teach me too,' One girl shouted entering classroom.
I started eating and looking at the teacher, Tanya and the two students, Arshi and Priti. Arshi was white enough, she was looking whiter than milk. She was looking as if she belongs to hilly states. I started matching Arshi's complexion with Tanya's. But Tanya is blessed with the best complexion that god can make in this universe....that's pinkish white. I finished her lunch in ten minutes and started concentrating on the teacher. Because flip flop is very tough in DE...it seemed tough to me...better to say.... because I din't open DE book after first internal. So I din't wanna loose any chance to escape any single word that was coming out of Tanya's mouth.
'Oh my god, she was looking fantabulous damselle. Her moving shining pink lips were amazing. my mind started roaming roaming around her moving lips and my nervous system was going out of order ans was unable to focus on the tough flip flop, as it was diverting my eyes and mind towards that chocolate lips. I was dying to kiss her chocolate lips once......

'Hey, what happened to you,' the voice reached my ears and my nerves started recovering my nervous system.
'Nothing,' I said adjusting my eyes towards book mocking as if I was listening to her words of flip flop.
'Nothing...Pagal...' she said smiling..:).  The rest two girls started smiling as if I did something funny.
 It took more than an hour to finish scary flip flip as she was clearing all the doubts of we three students.
'Take out your comm book,' She said.
'Take rest for a while,' I suggested taking my comm book out of my bag. And the two girls left.
'Nope, you tell, which chapter you wanna study?' She asked.
'Last two seem scary to me,' I said.
'Okay, that's Cahpter-12 and 14, right?' she asked adjusting her specs.
 She finished both the chapters in two hours without any break.
'Lets take a break,' I said.
'Okay,' she said combing her hair with her fingers.
'We'll have coffee and return.........
'Who was that guy that was staring at us when you were teaching me comm?' I asked.
'Yup, I know him, he is a good friend of my X.....X-friend..better say..she corrected.
'Your X, who is he, where is from...is he still talking to you..is he your classmate.. did he love you....' I flashed these questions in seconds stepping down the stairs towards canteen.
'He was just a good friend of mine...and no need to worry...you  become restless very fast,' She said.
But I hated that so called X...And a lot imaginations started coming in my mind.
'Tel me some more about about him,' I said worring.
'He is a good guy and he was my class mate but he is DCE now,' she said.
'DCE..huh..I hate it,' I siad entering canteen. I hated all the words about her Xfriend coming out of her mouth...saying honestly.
'Bhaiya two hot coffees please,' she ordered.

'Have you brought charger?' She  asked switching on my laptop.
'Yup,' I said taking charger out of my bag.
'He, its Taanu..I love you,' whats this?' she asked checking out c-drive.
'See it yourself,' I said
'Hey....these are my pics....She started.
'When have you been collecting all these pics?' She asked.
'From first meet,' I uttered. She started seeing all the pics in the folder, Taanu..I love you looking at  me time and again.
'Here is your CD,' I said taking a CD out of my bag.
'Wow, nice CD,' she said. We started watching some nice videos there.

'What the hell are you students doing here in this empty class room,' the voice reached our ears.
'So you both are watching ********* videos,' the roaring and rude voice continued and we stood up looking at the three men. One was old man and the rest two were younger than that old man.
'Who is he?' I muttered into Tanya's ear.
'He is th Dean of our college, and the rest two are HOD of EEE and ECE,' she muttered.
'Hey, I've never seen you in this college and what are you doing here with this girl,' the Dean asked raising his eyebrows and wide opened red eyes.
'He is looking like Joy Lobo of  3-idiots movie..no!,' one of the two HOD said smiling.
'Sir...I started.
'Sir,..'Tanya interrupted.
'Sir, I've called him, we were doing group study. I wanted to teach him DE and COMM,' Tanya continued.
'But you are not teaching him, my child,' the old man said in his rude tone.
'What are you doing with this laptop, one of the students came and informed me about you two,' the Dean continued.
'Asshole...,' Tanya uttered.
'Oh..don't touch it, let me check myself, what were you teaching him since last 3 hours,' the Dean said coming closer to us when Tanya tried to touch the mouse pad of the laptop.
'What is this?' the Dean asked and I and Tanya started looking into each others' eyes.
'Sir, give me the laptop, let me see?' One of the two HODs said approaching the Dean.
'Sir....we were playing games, its the Pacman,' Tanya said.................

One of the most adorable outings with her....

'Hey, look at the people, its huge rush here, how will we go,' Tanya said stepping down the stairs pointing her index finger towards the mob and the queues at the Rajiv Chowk metro station.
'Yeah, we'll stand in the next line and wait for the next metro to come,' I said. we waited ten minutes there for all lines to be empty. Finally we got chance to stand at first near metro gate in one of the non ending line.
'Anand Vihar metro is coming, we'll go in the next for Noida,' I said.
'Nope, we are going in this metro, and will board Noida metro at from next station,' she said.
'Can't you see the rush here?' She continued...
'And I've to return home early  today,' She continued..
'I don't know why people come to meet if they have so much hurry to return home,' I thought. We had just met and she had started saying that she had to go home early because her dad was on leave and was asking her that why din't the students of her college go for mass bunk that day as it was Saturday. Because of the CWG holidays one of the best engineering college of IP University was open on Saturday too. Thanks to my not best college that was closed that day.

'You should go in women's coach?' I asked.
'Nope, I'm going in this coach only, otherwise I'll get bored alone there,' she said.
'But look at the rush baba, you'll get smashed here, you can't even enter in this huge rushy metro coach,' I suggested pointing my eyes towards the non-ending lines behind us.
Yes, we were going to The Great India Palace, Noida. GIP in short,as the people like Tanya love to call the names by their short forms..just opposite of mine, as I like to call full forms. Once we had argument over calling it GIP or The Great India Palace when I was using full form time and again during chit chatting with her.

'Hey, I can see you,' I messaged.
'Yeah, I've seen you too,' She replied.
Yes, she was standing in women's coach and I was in the next non reserved coach.
Thanks to Delhi metro that has reserved one coach for women and they are charging minimum 200 bucks to males if they enter so called women reserved coach. But its becoming irritating to travel in Delhi metro sandwiched between people and standing like statue..........
'Aunties are taking class and making fun of a guy who entered OUR coach by mistake,' The message came.
'Hehehe...same here..old uncles are making fun and funny talks are adding a lot to this statue atmosphere...:D :D,' I replied.
Yes, I was standing like statue, but I could manage a little space to see ma phone's screen and message her. People standing like statues around me were looking at me, as if I was doing something wrong there breaking rules of being statue there, but I hardly cared. I focussed my eyes on my phone and ears on the humorous talks without caring the eyes of the people around me, that were moving towards my face and my phone.


'cum nr g8, nxt stn s sec-18,' the message came and I started breaking statues' atmosphere and moving towards  the gate without caring the feet that were coming under my shoes.
'You okay?'  The voice reached my ears from behind, as I was tying the laces of my shoes bowing down after coming out of the irritating metro.
'Yeah, finally reached safe!' I said to Tanya.
'Why din't you come in ma coach, there was a little more empty space ?' She asked.
'Nope, I don't wanna waste 200 bucks for my silly fault,' I said stepping down the stairs.
'I would have paid for that,' she said.

'I need to go to washroom, I've to wash my hand, one of the beggar kids touched it while asking for money,' she said looking at her elbow throwing an expression, as if some deadly creatures had bitten there.
'Hey, what are you doing, leave my hair,' she said holding her hair tightly.
'Released,' I said snatching her hair band.
'Give it now,' she said showing her half closed eyes.
'I won't,' I said.
'Give it now, give it,' she said trying her best to snatch her hair band, but it was I, who is always dying to see her in open hair.
'You are bad, very bad,' she started adding such adjectives for me and started fighting with me but........

cont......

Hawan Puja

'Wake up bro, wake up, its 5:00am, panditji is about to come and look at you, you are still sleeping,' the voice reached my ears and my sweet dream got broken down.
Yes, it was my di's voice and she was waking my up since last couple of minutes by shouting and throwing water over my face. I'm habituated to wake up at 5:00am but I was sleeping on the heavy spongy bed that was forcing my eyes to be kept closed and body immovable. I'm not habituated to sleep on such a spongy bed because the mattress on my own bed is so light that I love to throw it on the floor of my room and sleep over it as my whole bed use to be covered with the news papers and my clothes.

Yes, I was sleeping at my sis's place because it was quite hard for me to sleep at my place last night as I was siting whole night in front of my laptop and standing in the balcony. So I'd decided to be at my di's place so that I could watch TV whole night if I can't sleep, but the tired body and itching eyes and of course the spongy bed forced me to sleep watching TV.

'Panditji won't come before 8:00am,' I uttered.
'I've talked to him, he is reaching within half an hour,' jiju said from behind, as I was standing near wash basing and throwing water into my half opened eyes.
'Half an hour, it's enough, I'm going for jogging after getting fresh,' I said entering the toilet.
'I said within half an hour,' jiju said politely.
'Can't he sleep more, asshole pandit, let he come, I'll teach him a lesson for sure,' I was uttering siting on the toilet seat.
'What will you wear after taking shower?' di asked me.
'The same that you are seeing over my body,' I said.
'Don't you know that people wear either new clothes or washed clothes for Hawan and puja,' she said.
'Go to your place, take shower, return within 20 minutes and don't forget to wear washed clothes,' she ordered.

'What the fuck is this,' I said to myself sitting on my bike after seeing the society gate closed.
'Look at this ass, can't he do his duties honestly,' I uttered at the nearby sleeping guard, who was sleeping on his chair near the left side of the gate bending his capped head on his long and heavy stick. Then I saw one uncle suddenly came out from the darkness and started opening the gate , as I was pressing the horn continuously so that guard with the headphone into both of his ears could hear the high pitch horn's sound but he was sleeping as if he he was sleeping on the spongy bed and dreaming about his girlfriend.
'Where are you going?' the voice reached reached my ears when I was changing gear after crossing the gate slowly.
'G- block,' I said.
'Okay, I thought you are going towards metro station, let me check out if I would get any any rikshaw,' the uncle said walking fast overtaking my slow moving bike.
'Uncleji, come, I'll drop you at the metro station, you won't get any rikshaw at this hour' I said to the uncle and he jumped on my bike.
'Its so cold, its freezing me,' I said to myself, as winter season is still to arrive but it's tough to ride bike at this hour early in the morning.
'Thank you beta,' Uncleji said getting down from my bike and I flew straight towards my place.

'What the hell is this, how will I take shower, I'm already late, I'm gone today,' I said to myself unlocking my door as I found my flat without light.
'Ohh fuckkk...,' the voice came out of my mouth, as my right toe got hit by one of the legs of the sofa, and it was dark enough to notice anything kept in my room.
'I'm already late, di will kill me if would reach late for Hawan,' I thought. I took shower in the light of my phone and a bit of light that was focusing into my bathroom from outside.

'Namaste Panditji,' I said to the Panditji cursing him for reaching so early.
'Thank god you reached, I was about to call you, I thought you were sleeping,' di started.
'You woke up, brave kid,' I said to Daksh rubbing his hair.
'Don't play with my hairstyle, mama,' he said showing his half opened eyes, as if he was angry after getting up so early.
'Oh..I'm sorry, I won't,' I said.
'Mama, look at Panditji's hair style, he has hair only at the middle of his bald head,' Daksh said smiling pointing his index finger towards Panditji's pony.
'Look at his clothes....................

Potty Badminton In Sports Complex!

'Hey, hi.....hows you?' I asked.
'Hi, I'm getting bored at ma place,' he said.
'Same here, let's go for Hockey or Badminton match today,' I sad.
'What about tickets?' he asked.
Yes, I was talking to Pawan on phone.
'Tickets are not available online, I'm trying since morning, we have to buy them in black,' I said.
'No black tickets,' he said.
'Okay, let's go to sports complex, we will play some games there,' I suggested.
'Okay, that's a good idea, when are we going?' he asked.
'Right now,' I answered.
Yes, I was getting roasted at ma place and the boring level was so high that was unbearable to stay  at home for so long and sports complex was the best place to eradicate our boredom.
'Okay, reach Rithala within half an hour,' he said.
'Hey, call our super stud,' I said.
'Who, we all in our groups are studs,' he said.
'Yeah, we all are studs but we have only one super stud,' I said smiling.
'Oh yeah, Savlani,' he said smiling.
'Yeah, right,' I said.
'He is an ass, he sleeps a lot, he'll wake at 3:00pm,' he said.
'Okay, what about Khurana and Verma,' I asked.
'Let me call all of them, you reach rithala in half an hour, bye,' he said and disconnected the call.

'Wow, looking rock star,' Pawan said shaking hand.
'Rock star, huh,' I said taking front seat in his car.
Yes, Pawan was waiting at Rithala metro station.
'Talk to our super stud,' Pawan said giving his phone clicking Savlan's number.
'Nope, I won't,' I said.
'Why?' He asked.
'Remember that Holi, when you called him and gave your phone to me to talk and I started with some dirty abused as he received the call,' I said.
'Yeah, his dad received that call, and started shouting at us after hearing the abuses' he said chuckling.
'But I said sorry to him mom later,' I said.
'I've read your blog, whats your status with Tanya?' Pawan asked.
'Oh yeah, we are just friend friend,' I said.
'She doesn't wanna commit, I don't know why,' I continued.
'But she is a good human and  a good friend of mine because she gives me notes, helps me in marking syllabus and teaches me oops, and she recharged my metro card last time,' I continued.
'That's great,' he said.

'Which game, Badminton or table tennis?' Pawan asked me.
'Table tennis, I've never played this game, but it seemed nice to me when I saw it on TV during common wealth games,' I said.
'Don't worry, I'll teach you,' he said giving me one racket.
'He started teaching me how to hold the racket and how to hit the ball. I was listening to him as if I was a small kid.
Yes, we had reached NSP Sports Complex.
'You ass, you came,  can't believe it,' the voice reached my ears after plying half an hour.
'Hey,' I said smiling shacking hands with him and I was feeling great after meeting my friends after a long time.
Yes, that voice was of our super stud, Savlani because he is the one who use to welcome anybody with such warm words.
'Take it,' I said to Savlani giving him the racket and went and sat on a nearby chair.
'Hey, when are you going for the Badminton match?' I messaged to Tanya.
'Nope, I'm not going, what are you doing?' the reply came after sometime.

'Oh fuck, what's this,' Pawan said as it was quite hard for him to play Savlani's service.
Yes, Savlani was plying nicely, he was hitting the ball like a rocket and he is famous for his service because  his point gaining service was very tough to be controlled as the ball was moving like rocket away from the table.
'Let's go to play badminton,' Savlani shouted and we rushed out.
'What the hell is this, all courts were empty when we entered and now not even a single badminton court is vacant,' I said to myself.
Yes, the whole NSP sports complex was full of kids, adults and the kids' parents.
'Hey, look at that kid, he also has phone' Savlani shouted pointing his index finger towards a kid who stopped plying badminton and was talking on his phone. The kid was around 8 to 9 years old and he was using phone.
'Hi-tech kids, think about our kids, what will they do?' I uttered.
Yeah, Pawan's kid will come out with laptop from his mother's womb,' Savlani said chuckling.
'He he he he...,'we all three laughed.
Yes, time has changed now, kids are becoming tech friend now, they start working on computers after 4 years of their age, they use phones, video games, ps, and what not.
Daksh, the son my sis, is five year old but he uses computers he play online and offline games. I have created his account on facebook and he plays most of the games there and scores well. He scored more than one lac points in a game that I and Tanya play daily and compete with each other.

'Hey, let's play, we can play without net,' I said.
'Nope, we'll wait,' Pawan said taking seat on a nearby chair.
'Let's start playing here,' Savlani said to me throwing shuttlecock towards me.
We started playing siting at the base of two opposite lamp poles that were separated by a distance of four to five meters.
'Hey, this is called potty Badinton,' Savlani shouted and the whole crowd started staring at us...........

When I Gave Flowers To Her...

'Gudmng...:) ,' she messaged me.
Gudmng, woke up early or still in bed..?,' I replied.
'Pagal, I'm in metro,' she replied with such a nice adjective word right in the morning for me.
'U mad, go home, its verdict day, no one is coming out, red alert in whole India......
'M not going back, I've to get my communication system file signed today because its the last day,' she replied.
 Yes, it was 30th of September and it was the verdict day of the 60 years old case of Babri masjid and Ram janmbhumi temple. I know history of this disputed case where Babri masjid was demolished by hindu community as it was built after ruining the temple. And this place had claimed many lives in India during hindu - muslim riot, so I was a little bit scared like other Indians, and I asked  Tanya not to go college and stay at home, but she hardly listen to anyone.


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'Wot u duin?' she messaged.
'Reading news paper,' I replied.
K...wot did mng se..?...she messaged in her own language that is quite hard to understand, which is mixture of Hindi and English, but I'm habituated to such messages so I don't face any problem to understand but I take more time to reply because its hard for me to think and type such short words fast like her but I try.
Woke up at 6:00...went fr a short wlk.....hd cofe.....eco times...dn the hindu.... I replied describing my whole morning routine.
'd hindu online?.....she asked.
'Yup.....I replied.
'U rchd kha tak?..... I asked in her language of mixing of hindi and english words.
'East....she replied.
K...I typed and clicked sent button in my phone concentrating on the news related to the case of Babri Masjid and Ram temple of Ayodhya.
'U ko no othr kaam dn readin nwsppr?....she replied in microsecond. I don't how she types such message so fast.
'Ya, I've n imp wrk 2dy...I replied in her language.
wot...she again replied in microsecond.
mt me....I replied.
y..?
wana mt...
na...i cnt...gng clg strt...u sty at ur plce...u nt well....she replied.
hws u nw?...the message came.
thnk god u askd atlst...m k...I replied.
m cumin nr g3s....mt me thr...i messaged her.
m nt cumin kp waitin...she replied.

'Bhaiya, do you have these flowers?' I asked a flower walah pointing my index finger towards the flowers in a flower store near G3S.
'What type of flower do you want?' he asked.
'Roses,' I said.
'Wow, awesome roses, give me all,' I said to him looking at the packed roses.
'All !,' he uttered surprisingly.
'Yup, I wanna give all roses to my favorite girl,' I said smiling.
'Girlfriend !' he uttered.
'Nope, I love her but she doesn't, so no gf,' I said.
'Strange !!,' he uttered changing his face expression.
'1100 bucks, he said.
'What?' I uttered checking out my shorts' pocket for wallet.
'What the hell is this, how can I forget it?' I asked myself  looking at the face of flower walah.
Yes, I'd forgotten my wallet in my jeans' pocket.
'Here it is,' I said to him offering two notes that came out of my shorts' pocket.
'What is this?' he asked surprisingly.
'20 bucks,' I said offering him two 10 bucks' notes.
'But...,' he uttered.
'Oh I'm sorry, I'll take only rose,' I said looking into his rose basket.
'Wow, its looking stupendous,' I said to myself holding a pink rose in my left hand.
'You can take one more,' he said.
'She loves pink the most, so give me this only,' I said cursing myself for forgetting wallet at my place.
'But you said you love her, what about red one,' he said clearing the leaves of that pink rose.
'Give me red too,' I said bending down to select one red rose from the rose basket.
'Wow, this is fabulous, give me this one in place of red one,' I said to him.
'Why not red one?' he asked.
'Bhaiya, look at this rose, its wonderful, give me this one please,' I said taking out one rose out his basket.
'Yes, it was yellow rose and I was taking this rose because Tanya looks extremely credible in yellow dress as I saw her last Thursday in yellow shirt. Her face was shining more that day and her glittering eyes were adding a lot to her astonishing beauty. Oh god, I started imaging her face, I was loosing control over my mind.

'Shahibji, flowers,' the voice reached my eardrums and the amazing dream was broken.
Yes, it was flower walah's voice.
'Wow, you have added red rose too to this bunch, but......,' I started.
'No but sahibji, its morning time, take it,' he said smiling.
'Thank you,' I said and vanished.

'Hey, where are you?' I messaged Tanya.
'Near Metro walk in rikshaw,' she said.
Okay.' I'm waiting near G3S,' I replied.
'I'm with my friends, so I can't come,' she replied.
'But....I replied.
'No but, go home, will meet you after college and you are not well so go home and take rest, duffer,' she added this nice adjective word at last.
'But I've something for you.....
What......
Come.....will give you...I'm waiting....
I'm not coming....go home.....she replied.
I stopped replying when she was messaging continuously and asking me to return to my place.

'Where are you?' the 6th message came after five minutes.
'Standing near gate,' I replied.
'I'm coming but will return after saying hi hello, because I've to go to college to write cs file' she replied.
 Yes, she was walking towards me.......
'She was in yellow shirt and faded black jeans.
'Is it Thursday today?' I asked myself as I became confused after seeing her in yellow shirt.
She was walking towards me as if she was walking on the ramp. Oh my god she was looking awesomely beautiful. I've never seen like this before. Her pinkish white face was shining a lot reflecting the sun rays. Her sensationnel hair were flying on her face was adding a lot to her incredible beauty. The nearby standing guys were looking at her as if they had never seen such a prodigious girl. Her yellow shirt was perfect fit sticking in her curvaceous figure and her way of walking hanging her bag was amazing. She was looking so mignon that the guys would have died to hug her once. She was walking closer to me, so I was completely lost looking at her. As she came closer to me I could see her face. Her glittering eyes were half hidden between the kajal that she would have applied above and below her eyes to kill me. Yes I am always dying to see her eyes with more kajal and she had done the same to kill me....of course!. Her dainty pink lips that  was the perfect match for her round baby face was forcing me to kiss her. I had forgotten flowers that I brought to give her as I was totally lost in her beauty.

'Hi,' the voice reached my ears.
'Hey, hi,' I said looking towards my hand and shaking hands.
'You are looking simply beautiful,' I said.
'So,' she said.
'So you have this for me,' she said pointing her eyes towards the flowers.
'Oh yes,' I said controlling my nerves. I had forgotten what to say her at that time but.......
'I love you,' I said giving her flowers looking into her eyes.....



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