'Wake up bro, wake up, its 5:00am, panditji is about to come and look at you, you are still sleeping,' the voice reached my ears and my sweet dream got broken down.
Yes, it was my di's voice and she was waking my up since last couple of minutes by shouting and throwing water over my face. I'm habituated to wake up at 5:00am but I was sleeping on the heavy spongy bed that was forcing my eyes to be kept closed and body immovable. I'm not habituated to sleep on such a spongy bed because the mattress on my own bed is so light that I love to throw it on the floor of my room and sleep over it as my whole bed use to be covered with the news papers and my clothes.
Yes, I was sleeping at my sis's place because it was quite hard for me to sleep at my place last night as I was siting whole night in front of my laptop and standing in the balcony. So I'd decided to be at my di's place so that I could watch TV whole night if I can't sleep, but the tired body and itching eyes and of course the spongy bed forced me to sleep watching TV.
'Panditji won't come before 8:00am,' I uttered.
'I've talked to him, he is reaching within half an hour,' jiju said from behind, as I was standing near wash basing and throwing water into my half opened eyes.
'Half an hour, it's enough, I'm going for jogging after getting fresh,' I said entering the toilet.
'I said within half an hour,' jiju said politely.
'Can't he sleep more, asshole pandit, let he come, I'll teach him a lesson for sure,' I was uttering siting on the toilet seat.
'What will you wear after taking shower?' di asked me.
'The same that you are seeing over my body,' I said.
'Don't you know that people wear either new clothes or washed clothes for Hawan and puja,' she said.
'Go to your place, take shower, return within 20 minutes and don't forget to wear washed clothes,' she ordered.
'What the fuck is this,' I said to myself sitting on my bike after seeing the society gate closed.
'Look at this ass, can't he do his duties honestly,' I uttered at the nearby sleeping guard, who was sleeping on his chair near the left side of the gate bending his capped head on his long and heavy stick. Then I saw one uncle suddenly came out from the darkness and started opening the gate , as I was pressing the horn continuously so that guard with the headphone into both of his ears could hear the high pitch horn's sound but he was sleeping as if he he was sleeping on the spongy bed and dreaming about his girlfriend.
'Where are you going?' the voice reached reached my ears when I was changing gear after crossing the gate slowly.
'G- block,' I said.
'Okay, I thought you are going towards metro station, let me check out if I would get any any rikshaw,' the uncle said walking fast overtaking my slow moving bike.
'Uncleji, come, I'll drop you at the metro station, you won't get any rikshaw at this hour' I said to the uncle and he jumped on my bike.
'Its so cold, its freezing me,' I said to myself, as winter season is still to arrive but it's tough to ride bike at this hour early in the morning.
'Thank you beta,' Uncleji said getting down from my bike and I flew straight towards my place.
'What the hell is this, how will I take shower, I'm already late, I'm gone today,' I said to myself unlocking my door as I found my flat without light.
'Ohh fuckkk...,' the voice came out of my mouth, as my right toe got hit by one of the legs of the sofa, and it was dark enough to notice anything kept in my room.
'I'm already late, di will kill me if would reach late for Hawan,' I thought. I took shower in the light of my phone and a bit of light that was focusing into my bathroom from outside.
'Namaste Panditji,' I said to the Panditji cursing him for reaching so early.
'Thank god you reached, I was about to call you, I thought you were sleeping,' di started.
'You woke up, brave kid,' I said to Daksh rubbing his hair.
'Don't play with my hairstyle, mama,' he said showing his half opened eyes, as if he was angry after getting up so early.
'Oh..I'm sorry, I won't,' I said.
'Mama, look at Panditji's hair style, he has hair only at the middle of his bald head,' Daksh said smiling pointing his index finger towards Panditji's pony.
'Look at his clothes....................
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Hawan Puja
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
Potty Badminton In Sports Complex!
'Hey, hi.....hows you?' I asked.
'Hi, I'm getting bored at ma place,' he said.
'Same here, let's go for Hockey or Badminton match today,' I sad.
'What about tickets?' he asked.
Yes, I was talking to Pawan on phone.
'Tickets are not available online, I'm trying since morning, we have to buy them in black,' I said.
'No black tickets,' he said.
'Okay, let's go to sports complex, we will play some games there,' I suggested.
'Okay, that's a good idea, when are we going?' he asked.
'Right now,' I answered.
Yes, I was getting roasted at ma place and the boring level was so high that was unbearable to stay at home for so long and sports complex was the best place to eradicate our boredom.
'Okay, reach Rithala within half an hour,' he said.
'Hey, call our super stud,' I said.
'Who, we all in our groups are studs,' he said.
'Yeah, we all are studs but we have only one super stud,' I said smiling.
'Oh yeah, Savlani,' he said smiling.
'Yeah, right,' I said.
'He is an ass, he sleeps a lot, he'll wake at 3:00pm,' he said.
'Okay, what about Khurana and Verma,' I asked.
'Let me call all of them, you reach rithala in half an hour, bye,' he said and disconnected the call.
'Wow, looking rock star,' Pawan said shaking hand.
'Rock star, huh,' I said taking front seat in his car.
Yes, Pawan was waiting at Rithala metro station.
'Talk to our super stud,' Pawan said giving his phone clicking Savlan's number.
'Nope, I won't,' I said.
'Why?' He asked.
'Remember that Holi, when you called him and gave your phone to me to talk and I started with some dirty abused as he received the call,' I said.
'Yeah, his dad received that call, and started shouting at us after hearing the abuses' he said chuckling.
'But I said sorry to him mom later,' I said.
'I've read your blog, whats your status with Tanya?' Pawan asked.
'Oh yeah, we are just friend friend,' I said.
'She doesn't wanna commit, I don't know why,' I continued.
'But she is a good human and a good friend of mine because she gives me notes, helps me in marking syllabus and teaches me oops, and she recharged my metro card last time,' I continued.
'That's great,' he said.
'Which game, Badminton or table tennis?' Pawan asked me.
'Table tennis, I've never played this game, but it seemed nice to me when I saw it on TV during common wealth games,' I said.
'Don't worry, I'll teach you,' he said giving me one racket.
'He started teaching me how to hold the racket and how to hit the ball. I was listening to him as if I was a small kid.
Yes, we had reached NSP Sports Complex.
'You ass, you came, can't believe it,' the voice reached my ears after plying half an hour.
'Hey,' I said smiling shacking hands with him and I was feeling great after meeting my friends after a long time.
Yes, that voice was of our super stud, Savlani because he is the one who use to welcome anybody with such warm words.
'Take it,' I said to Savlani giving him the racket and went and sat on a nearby chair.
'Hey, when are you going for the Badminton match?' I messaged to Tanya.
'Nope, I'm not going, what are you doing?' the reply came after sometime.
'Oh fuck, what's this,' Pawan said as it was quite hard for him to play Savlani's service.
Yes, Savlani was plying nicely, he was hitting the ball like a rocket and he is famous for his service because his point gaining service was very tough to be controlled as the ball was moving like rocket away from the table.
'Let's go to play badminton,' Savlani shouted and we rushed out.
'What the hell is this, all courts were empty when we entered and now not even a single badminton court is vacant,' I said to myself.
Yes, the whole NSP sports complex was full of kids, adults and the kids' parents.
'Hey, look at that kid, he also has phone' Savlani shouted pointing his index finger towards a kid who stopped plying badminton and was talking on his phone. The kid was around 8 to 9 years old and he was using phone.
'Hi-tech kids, think about our kids, what will they do?' I uttered.
Yeah, Pawan's kid will come out with laptop from his mother's womb,' Savlani said chuckling.
'He he he he...,'we all three laughed.
Yes, time has changed now, kids are becoming tech friend now, they start working on computers after 4 years of their age, they use phones, video games, ps, and what not.
Daksh, the son my sis, is five year old but he uses computers he play online and offline games. I have created his account on facebook and he plays most of the games there and scores well. He scored more than one lac points in a game that I and Tanya play daily and compete with each other.
'Hey, let's play, we can play without net,' I said.
'Nope, we'll wait,' Pawan said taking seat on a nearby chair.
'Let's start playing here,' Savlani said to me throwing shuttlecock towards me.
We started playing siting at the base of two opposite lamp poles that were separated by a distance of four to five meters.
'Hey, this is called potty Badinton,' Savlani shouted and the whole crowd started staring at us...........
'Hi, I'm getting bored at ma place,' he said.
'Same here, let's go for Hockey or Badminton match today,' I sad.
'What about tickets?' he asked.
Yes, I was talking to Pawan on phone.
'Tickets are not available online, I'm trying since morning, we have to buy them in black,' I said.
'No black tickets,' he said.
'Okay, let's go to sports complex, we will play some games there,' I suggested.
'Okay, that's a good idea, when are we going?' he asked.
'Right now,' I answered.
Yes, I was getting roasted at ma place and the boring level was so high that was unbearable to stay at home for so long and sports complex was the best place to eradicate our boredom.
'Okay, reach Rithala within half an hour,' he said.
'Hey, call our super stud,' I said.
'Who, we all in our groups are studs,' he said.
'Yeah, we all are studs but we have only one super stud,' I said smiling.
'Oh yeah, Savlani,' he said smiling.
'Yeah, right,' I said.
'He is an ass, he sleeps a lot, he'll wake at 3:00pm,' he said.
'Okay, what about Khurana and Verma,' I asked.
'Let me call all of them, you reach rithala in half an hour, bye,' he said and disconnected the call.
'Wow, looking rock star,' Pawan said shaking hand.
'Rock star, huh,' I said taking front seat in his car.
Yes, Pawan was waiting at Rithala metro station.
'Talk to our super stud,' Pawan said giving his phone clicking Savlan's number.
'Nope, I won't,' I said.
'Why?' He asked.
'Remember that Holi, when you called him and gave your phone to me to talk and I started with some dirty abused as he received the call,' I said.
'Yeah, his dad received that call, and started shouting at us after hearing the abuses' he said chuckling.
'But I said sorry to him mom later,' I said.
'I've read your blog, whats your status with Tanya?' Pawan asked.
'Oh yeah, we are just friend friend,' I said.
'She doesn't wanna commit, I don't know why,' I continued.
'But she is a good human and a good friend of mine because she gives me notes, helps me in marking syllabus and teaches me oops, and she recharged my metro card last time,' I continued.
'That's great,' he said.
'Which game, Badminton or table tennis?' Pawan asked me.
'Table tennis, I've never played this game, but it seemed nice to me when I saw it on TV during common wealth games,' I said.
'Don't worry, I'll teach you,' he said giving me one racket.
'He started teaching me how to hold the racket and how to hit the ball. I was listening to him as if I was a small kid.
Yes, we had reached NSP Sports Complex.
'You ass, you came, can't believe it,' the voice reached my ears after plying half an hour.
'Hey,' I said smiling shacking hands with him and I was feeling great after meeting my friends after a long time.
Yes, that voice was of our super stud, Savlani because he is the one who use to welcome anybody with such warm words.
'Take it,' I said to Savlani giving him the racket and went and sat on a nearby chair.
'Hey, when are you going for the Badminton match?' I messaged to Tanya.
'Nope, I'm not going, what are you doing?' the reply came after sometime.
'Oh fuck, what's this,' Pawan said as it was quite hard for him to play Savlani's service.
Yes, Savlani was plying nicely, he was hitting the ball like a rocket and he is famous for his service because his point gaining service was very tough to be controlled as the ball was moving like rocket away from the table.
'Let's go to play badminton,' Savlani shouted and we rushed out.
'What the hell is this, all courts were empty when we entered and now not even a single badminton court is vacant,' I said to myself.
Yes, the whole NSP sports complex was full of kids, adults and the kids' parents.
'Hey, look at that kid, he also has phone' Savlani shouted pointing his index finger towards a kid who stopped plying badminton and was talking on his phone. The kid was around 8 to 9 years old and he was using phone.
'Hi-tech kids, think about our kids, what will they do?' I uttered.
Yeah, Pawan's kid will come out with laptop from his mother's womb,' Savlani said chuckling.
'He he he he...,'we all three laughed.
Yes, time has changed now, kids are becoming tech friend now, they start working on computers after 4 years of their age, they use phones, video games, ps, and what not.
Daksh, the son my sis, is five year old but he uses computers he play online and offline games. I have created his account on facebook and he plays most of the games there and scores well. He scored more than one lac points in a game that I and Tanya play daily and compete with each other.
'Hey, let's play, we can play without net,' I said.
'Nope, we'll wait,' Pawan said taking seat on a nearby chair.
'Let's start playing here,' Savlani said to me throwing shuttlecock towards me.
We started playing siting at the base of two opposite lamp poles that were separated by a distance of four to five meters.
'Hey, this is called potty Badinton,' Savlani shouted and the whole crowd started staring at us...........
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Sunday, October 3, 2010
When I Gave Flowers To Her...
'Gudmng...:) ,' she messaged me.
Gudmng, woke up early or still in bed..?,' I replied.
'Pagal, I'm in metro,' she replied with such a nice adjective word right in the morning for me.
'U mad, go home, its verdict day, no one is coming out, red alert in whole India......
'M not going back, I've to get my communication system file signed today because its the last day,' she replied.
Yes, it was 30th of September and it was the verdict day of the 60 years old case of Babri masjid and Ram janmbhumi temple. I know history of this disputed case where Babri masjid was demolished by hindu community as it was built after ruining the temple. And this place had claimed many lives in India during hindu - muslim riot, so I was a little bit scared like other Indians, and I asked Tanya not to go college and stay at home, but she hardly listen to anyone.
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'Wot u duin?' she messaged.
'Reading news paper,' I replied.
K...wot did mng se..?...she messaged in her own language that is quite hard to understand, which is mixture of Hindi and English, but I'm habituated to such messages so I don't face any problem to understand but I take more time to reply because its hard for me to think and type such short words fast like her but I try.
Woke up at 6:00...went fr a short wlk.....hd cofe.....eco times...dn the hindu.... I replied describing my whole morning routine.
'd hindu online?.....she asked.
'Yup.....I replied.
'U rchd kha tak?..... I asked in her language of mixing of hindi and english words.
'East....she replied.
K...I typed and clicked sent button in my phone concentrating on the news related to the case of Babri Masjid and Ram temple of Ayodhya.
'U ko no othr kaam dn readin nwsppr?....she replied in microsecond. I don't how she types such message so fast.
'Ya, I've n imp wrk 2dy...I replied in her language.
wot...she again replied in microsecond.
mt me....I replied.
y..?
wana mt...
na...i cnt...gng clg strt...u sty at ur plce...u nt well....she replied.
hws u nw?...the message came.
thnk god u askd atlst...m k...I replied.
m cumin nr g3s....mt me thr...i messaged her.
m nt cumin kp waitin...she replied.
'Bhaiya, do you have these flowers?' I asked a flower walah pointing my index finger towards the flowers in a flower store near G3S.
'What type of flower do you want?' he asked.
'Roses,' I said.
'Wow, awesome roses, give me all,' I said to him looking at the packed roses.
'All !,' he uttered surprisingly.
'Yup, I wanna give all roses to my favorite girl,' I said smiling.
'Girlfriend !' he uttered.
'Nope, I love her but she doesn't, so no gf,' I said.
'Strange !!,' he uttered changing his face expression.
'1100 bucks, he said.
'What?' I uttered checking out my shorts' pocket for wallet.
'What the hell is this, how can I forget it?' I asked myself looking at the face of flower walah.
Yes, I'd forgotten my wallet in my jeans' pocket.
'Here it is,' I said to him offering two notes that came out of my shorts' pocket.
'What is this?' he asked surprisingly.
'20 bucks,' I said offering him two 10 bucks' notes.
'But...,' he uttered.
'Oh I'm sorry, I'll take only rose,' I said looking into his rose basket.
'Wow, its looking stupendous,' I said to myself holding a pink rose in my left hand.
'You can take one more,' he said.
'She loves pink the most, so give me this only,' I said cursing myself for forgetting wallet at my place.
'But you said you love her, what about red one,' he said clearing the leaves of that pink rose.
'Give me red too,' I said bending down to select one red rose from the rose basket.
'Wow, this is fabulous, give me this one in place of red one,' I said to him.
'Why not red one?' he asked.
'Bhaiya, look at this rose, its wonderful, give me this one please,' I said taking out one rose out his basket.
'Yes, it was yellow rose and I was taking this rose because Tanya looks extremely credible in yellow dress as I saw her last Thursday in yellow shirt. Her face was shining more that day and her glittering eyes were adding a lot to her astonishing beauty. Oh god, I started imaging her face, I was loosing control over my mind.
'Shahibji, flowers,' the voice reached my eardrums and the amazing dream was broken.
Yes, it was flower walah's voice.
'Wow, you have added red rose too to this bunch, but......,' I started.
'No but sahibji, its morning time, take it,' he said smiling.
'Thank you,' I said and vanished.
'Hey, where are you?' I messaged Tanya.
'Near Metro walk in rikshaw,' she said.
Okay.' I'm waiting near G3S,' I replied.
'I'm with my friends, so I can't come,' she replied.
'But....I replied.
'No but, go home, will meet you after college and you are not well so go home and take rest, duffer,' she added this nice adjective word at last.
'But I've something for you.....
What......
Come.....will give you...I'm waiting....
I'm not coming....go home.....she replied.
I stopped replying when she was messaging continuously and asking me to return to my place.
'Where are you?' the 6th message came after five minutes.
'Standing near gate,' I replied.
'I'm coming but will return after saying hi hello, because I've to go to college to write cs file' she replied.
Yes, she was walking towards me.......
'She was in yellow shirt and faded black jeans.
'Is it Thursday today?' I asked myself as I became confused after seeing her in yellow shirt.
She was walking towards me as if she was walking on the ramp. Oh my god she was looking awesomely beautiful. I've never seen like this before. Her pinkish white face was shining a lot reflecting the sun rays. Her sensationnel hair were flying on her face was adding a lot to her incredible beauty. The nearby standing guys were looking at her as if they had never seen such a prodigious girl. Her yellow shirt was perfect fit sticking in her curvaceous figure and her way of walking hanging her bag was amazing. She was looking so mignon that the guys would have died to hug her once. She was walking closer to me, so I was completely lost looking at her. As she came closer to me I could see her face. Her glittering eyes were half hidden between the kajal that she would have applied above and below her eyes to kill me. Yes I am always dying to see her eyes with more kajal and she had done the same to kill me....of course!. Her dainty pink lips that was the perfect match for her round baby face was forcing me to kiss her. I had forgotten flowers that I brought to give her as I was totally lost in her beauty.
'Hi,' the voice reached my ears.
'Hey, hi,' I said looking towards my hand and shaking hands.
'You are looking simply beautiful,' I said.
'So,' she said.
'So you have this for me,' she said pointing her eyes towards the flowers.
'Oh yes,' I said controlling my nerves. I had forgotten what to say her at that time but.......
'I love you,' I said giving her flowers looking into her eyes.....
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Gudmng, woke up early or still in bed..?,' I replied.
'Pagal, I'm in metro,' she replied with such a nice adjective word right in the morning for me.
'U mad, go home, its verdict day, no one is coming out, red alert in whole India......
'M not going back, I've to get my communication system file signed today because its the last day,' she replied.
Yes, it was 30th of September and it was the verdict day of the 60 years old case of Babri masjid and Ram janmbhumi temple. I know history of this disputed case where Babri masjid was demolished by hindu community as it was built after ruining the temple. And this place had claimed many lives in India during hindu - muslim riot, so I was a little bit scared like other Indians, and I asked Tanya not to go college and stay at home, but she hardly listen to anyone.
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'Wot u duin?' she messaged.
'Reading news paper,' I replied.
K...wot did mng se..?...she messaged in her own language that is quite hard to understand, which is mixture of Hindi and English, but I'm habituated to such messages so I don't face any problem to understand but I take more time to reply because its hard for me to think and type such short words fast like her but I try.
Woke up at 6:00...went fr a short wlk.....hd cofe.....eco times...dn the hindu.... I replied describing my whole morning routine.
'd hindu online?.....she asked.
'Yup.....I replied.
'U rchd kha tak?..... I asked in her language of mixing of hindi and english words.
'East....she replied.
K...I typed and clicked sent button in my phone concentrating on the news related to the case of Babri Masjid and Ram temple of Ayodhya.
'U ko no othr kaam dn readin nwsppr?....she replied in microsecond. I don't how she types such message so fast.
'Ya, I've n imp wrk 2dy...I replied in her language.
wot...she again replied in microsecond.
mt me....I replied.
y..?
wana mt...
na...i cnt...gng clg strt...u sty at ur plce...u nt well....she replied.
hws u nw?...the message came.
thnk god u askd atlst...m k...I replied.
m cumin nr g3s....mt me thr...i messaged her.
m nt cumin kp waitin...she replied.
'Bhaiya, do you have these flowers?' I asked a flower walah pointing my index finger towards the flowers in a flower store near G3S.
'What type of flower do you want?' he asked.
'Roses,' I said.
'Wow, awesome roses, give me all,' I said to him looking at the packed roses.
'All !,' he uttered surprisingly.
'Yup, I wanna give all roses to my favorite girl,' I said smiling.
'Girlfriend !' he uttered.
'Nope, I love her but she doesn't, so no gf,' I said.
'Strange !!,' he uttered changing his face expression.
'1100 bucks, he said.
'What?' I uttered checking out my shorts' pocket for wallet.
'What the hell is this, how can I forget it?' I asked myself looking at the face of flower walah.
Yes, I'd forgotten my wallet in my jeans' pocket.
'Here it is,' I said to him offering two notes that came out of my shorts' pocket.
'What is this?' he asked surprisingly.
'20 bucks,' I said offering him two 10 bucks' notes.
'But...,' he uttered.
'Oh I'm sorry, I'll take only rose,' I said looking into his rose basket.
'Wow, its looking stupendous,' I said to myself holding a pink rose in my left hand.
'You can take one more,' he said.
'She loves pink the most, so give me this only,' I said cursing myself for forgetting wallet at my place.
'But you said you love her, what about red one,' he said clearing the leaves of that pink rose.
'Give me red too,' I said bending down to select one red rose from the rose basket.
'Wow, this is fabulous, give me this one in place of red one,' I said to him.
'Why not red one?' he asked.
'Bhaiya, look at this rose, its wonderful, give me this one please,' I said taking out one rose out his basket.
'Yes, it was yellow rose and I was taking this rose because Tanya looks extremely credible in yellow dress as I saw her last Thursday in yellow shirt. Her face was shining more that day and her glittering eyes were adding a lot to her astonishing beauty. Oh god, I started imaging her face, I was loosing control over my mind.
'Shahibji, flowers,' the voice reached my eardrums and the amazing dream was broken.
Yes, it was flower walah's voice.
'Wow, you have added red rose too to this bunch, but......,' I started.
'No but sahibji, its morning time, take it,' he said smiling.
'Thank you,' I said and vanished.
'Hey, where are you?' I messaged Tanya.
'Near Metro walk in rikshaw,' she said.
Okay.' I'm waiting near G3S,' I replied.
'I'm with my friends, so I can't come,' she replied.
'But....I replied.
'No but, go home, will meet you after college and you are not well so go home and take rest, duffer,' she added this nice adjective word at last.
'But I've something for you.....
What......
Come.....will give you...I'm waiting....
I'm not coming....go home.....she replied.
I stopped replying when she was messaging continuously and asking me to return to my place.
'Where are you?' the 6th message came after five minutes.
'Standing near gate,' I replied.
'I'm coming but will return after saying hi hello, because I've to go to college to write cs file' she replied.
Yes, she was walking towards me.......
'She was in yellow shirt and faded black jeans.
'Is it Thursday today?' I asked myself as I became confused after seeing her in yellow shirt.
She was walking towards me as if she was walking on the ramp. Oh my god she was looking awesomely beautiful. I've never seen like this before. Her pinkish white face was shining a lot reflecting the sun rays. Her sensationnel hair were flying on her face was adding a lot to her incredible beauty. The nearby standing guys were looking at her as if they had never seen such a prodigious girl. Her yellow shirt was perfect fit sticking in her curvaceous figure and her way of walking hanging her bag was amazing. She was looking so mignon that the guys would have died to hug her once. She was walking closer to me, so I was completely lost looking at her. As she came closer to me I could see her face. Her glittering eyes were half hidden between the kajal that she would have applied above and below her eyes to kill me. Yes I am always dying to see her eyes with more kajal and she had done the same to kill me....of course!. Her dainty pink lips that was the perfect match for her round baby face was forcing me to kiss her. I had forgotten flowers that I brought to give her as I was totally lost in her beauty.
'Hi,' the voice reached my ears.
'Hey, hi,' I said looking towards my hand and shaking hands.
'You are looking simply beautiful,' I said.
'So,' she said.
'So you have this for me,' she said pointing her eyes towards the flowers.
'Oh yes,' I said controlling my nerves. I had forgotten what to say her at that time but.......
'I love you,' I said giving her flowers looking into her eyes.....
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Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Friday, September 10, 2010
When A Tree Branch Felt On Me!
'Where are you?' the voice reached my left ear, as I received a call on my phone.
'I'm at my place,' I answered.
'Why did you not go to your college,'
'If your attendance is going to be short, then don't call me, I'm not going to your college,' the voice continued.
Yes, it was my di's call and she had started flashing these unanswerable questions.
'I'm studying here, papers are going to start from Monday,' I said.
'Wow, my kid has started studying, I've to distribute sweets in our society, after all you would have been touching your books first time' she said.
'You appear in exams but have never shown your results to me,' she had started with these nice words.
'Ho gya! kya kaam hai?' I uttered.
Go and recharge my number, I don't have balance in my phone and I'm busy in kitchen making lunch,' she ordered.
Yes, I had just opened my books after returning from G3S, but....
I don't know why people around me think that I don't study.
'What the hell is this, how can it be possible?' I asked myself locking my door.
'Is it evening?' I asked myself checking out the time in my phone.
Yes, it was dark enough, the black cloud had covered whole Rohini, as if it going to turn this noon into midnight. The storm was at its apex and it was producing different sounds, the lightening was flashing lights continuously.
''Thank god, it's going to be sexy noon,' I said to myself crossing the road.
Yes, god is very happy on Delhites these days, he was about to shower Delhi heavily. I started thinking about getting wet and enjoy god's heavy shower.
It was around 2:15 and its the time when kids came out of their school. So whole road was covered with small kids from near by schools. Some studs were flying their bikes circling girls, few guys were showing stunts without helmet. Then suddenly my phone started vibrating.
'Hey what are you doing, I've just finished E-R model,' it was a message from, who has become a book worm these days and love to send me updates of her finished chapters.
'I'm going to market, have come.........
'Oh fuck, what the hell is this,' the voice came out of my mouth. My phone felt down on the road , as something hit me hardly on my chest and left hand.
The nearby people started running towards me, as if the whole sky would have fallen on my chest.
Yes, a heavy branch of a roadside tree had fallen on my chest and it hit me so hard that I felt down on the road.
What happened, what happened, are you okay. The different voices with different tones started vibrating my eardrums.
'Look at the branch its heavy enough, are you okay,' the voice reached my ear. Two of the gathered crowd came and helped me getting up.
'He was playing games on his phone when the branch felt, I saw him,' one of them said, as if he would have seen me plying games.
'You ass, there is not any game in my phone,' I wanted to shout back, but my voice got chocked.
'Yeah, you are right, I saw him busy with his phone and he didn't see the falling branch and it hit his head badly,' a lady's voice came out of the crowd.
'It hit my chest,' I corrected.
I don't know why people were guessing what was I doing in my phone during falling branch.
'I'm okay,' I said.
I saw the crowd had circled me and they were gazing at me, as if the fallen branch was heavier than the Himalya mountain, so I could die anytime.
'Bring water for him,' one uncle said.
'No thanks, I'm alright,' I said.
'He is okay, let's go,' the uncle said and the crowed started disappearing.
'Beta, are you okay, you need doctor,' one aunty said when I was holding my chest tightly.
Yes, it had started paining and it was becoming out of my control.
'What happened to him,' the doctor asked checking my wrist.
'You ass, check out my chest, I got hit here,' I wanted to say it to doctor, who was checking my wrist despite checking my chest.
'A tree branch has fallen on his chest,' the aunty said.
'Weather is going to be worse day by day, the rain is not going to stop,' the doctor said putting a device on my chest.
'I don't know how will this common wealth games take place here,' the doctor continued.
'Due to continuous heavy rain and water logging, the number of dengue patients is increasing day by day,' he continued.
'Good for you,' I uttered.......
'I'm at my place,' I answered.
'Why did you not go to your college,'
'If your attendance is going to be short, then don't call me, I'm not going to your college,' the voice continued.
Yes, it was my di's call and she had started flashing these unanswerable questions.
'I'm studying here, papers are going to start from Monday,' I said.
'Wow, my kid has started studying, I've to distribute sweets in our society, after all you would have been touching your books first time' she said.
'You appear in exams but have never shown your results to me,' she had started with these nice words.
'Ho gya! kya kaam hai?' I uttered.
Go and recharge my number, I don't have balance in my phone and I'm busy in kitchen making lunch,' she ordered.
Yes, I had just opened my books after returning from G3S, but....
I don't know why people around me think that I don't study.
'What the hell is this, how can it be possible?' I asked myself locking my door.
'Is it evening?' I asked myself checking out the time in my phone.
Yes, it was dark enough, the black cloud had covered whole Rohini, as if it going to turn this noon into midnight. The storm was at its apex and it was producing different sounds, the lightening was flashing lights continuously.
''Thank god, it's going to be sexy noon,' I said to myself crossing the road.
Yes, god is very happy on Delhites these days, he was about to shower Delhi heavily. I started thinking about getting wet and enjoy god's heavy shower.
It was around 2:15 and its the time when kids came out of their school. So whole road was covered with small kids from near by schools. Some studs were flying their bikes circling girls, few guys were showing stunts without helmet. Then suddenly my phone started vibrating.
'Hey what are you doing, I've just finished E-R model,' it was a message from, who has become a book worm these days and love to send me updates of her finished chapters.
'I'm going to market, have come.........
'Oh fuck, what the hell is this,' the voice came out of my mouth. My phone felt down on the road , as something hit me hardly on my chest and left hand.
The nearby people started running towards me, as if the whole sky would have fallen on my chest.
Yes, a heavy branch of a roadside tree had fallen on my chest and it hit me so hard that I felt down on the road.
What happened, what happened, are you okay. The different voices with different tones started vibrating my eardrums.
'Look at the branch its heavy enough, are you okay,' the voice reached my ear. Two of the gathered crowd came and helped me getting up.
'He was playing games on his phone when the branch felt, I saw him,' one of them said, as if he would have seen me plying games.
'You ass, there is not any game in my phone,' I wanted to shout back, but my voice got chocked.
'Yeah, you are right, I saw him busy with his phone and he didn't see the falling branch and it hit his head badly,' a lady's voice came out of the crowd.
'It hit my chest,' I corrected.
I don't know why people were guessing what was I doing in my phone during falling branch.
'I'm okay,' I said.
I saw the crowd had circled me and they were gazing at me, as if the fallen branch was heavier than the Himalya mountain, so I could die anytime.
'Bring water for him,' one uncle said.
'No thanks, I'm alright,' I said.
'He is okay, let's go,' the uncle said and the crowed started disappearing.
'Beta, are you okay, you need doctor,' one aunty said when I was holding my chest tightly.
Yes, it had started paining and it was becoming out of my control.
'What happened to him,' the doctor asked checking my wrist.
'You ass, check out my chest, I got hit here,' I wanted to say it to doctor, who was checking my wrist despite checking my chest.
'A tree branch has fallen on his chest,' the aunty said.
'Weather is going to be worse day by day, the rain is not going to stop,' the doctor said putting a device on my chest.
'I don't know how will this common wealth games take place here,' the doctor continued.
'Due to continuous heavy rain and water logging, the number of dengue patients is increasing day by day,' he continued.
'Good for you,' I uttered.......
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Friday, August 27, 2010
The Result!
'Result aa gya,' the message came on my phone from Gyan.
'What the hell is this, what happened to it, no balance, fuck it,' I said to myself throwing my mobile phone towards my bed.
'Oh god, where is my landline, landline, come out please,' I said to myself trowing newspapers away from the floor.
Yes, our result had been declared, as the sms from Gyan was saying and I was trying to call him but there was zero balance in my phone, so I started searching my landline phone, which was lost under the thick cover of newpapers, because half of the floor of my room was covered with newspapers, books, plastic and paper bags.
'Hey, what's Tanya's result?' I asked Gyan, as he received my call.
'Wait, its downloading and speak slowly because my mom is siting next to me,' he said slowly.
'She is all clear,' he said.
'Wow, let's have party,' I said.
'But....,' he uttered.
'Hey, result came, and you are all clear,' I messaged to Tanya holding landline in my left hand.
'What but?' I asked Gyan.
'Dude, you got a back, so....,' he said.
'What so, what about your result?' I asked.
'Wow, I'm all clear, thank god,' he shouted.
'Congrats, and see my result once again,' I said because I was confirm about my result that I could not get any back.
'Hey, its same, you have a back,' he said.
'Bro, Tanya is all clear no, come out, let's celebrate, I said to Gyan.
'Pagal, Liar, you are lying,' Tanya messaged me.
'Nope, I'm not lying, your result is all clear,' I said to her, as I disconnected Gyan's call and called her from my landline.
'Who told you?' she asked.
'Gyan, he told me and he doesn't lie,' I said.
'Duffer, you switch on your laptop, and confirm it,' she said. I switched on my laptop on as fast as possible.
'Got it?' she asked.
'Wait, it's taking time, it will take few minutes,' I said to her.
'Bekar laptop, bekar net, let me switch on my net, ' she said. I don't know why she was saying a hp laptop with airtel internet bekar.
'Hey, got it, you are all clear,' I said to her.
'Check it twice,' she said.
'Checked it yaar, trust me,' I said.
'My net is so slow, ip site is not opening,' she said.
'Nice net and nice laptop,' I said.
'Shut up,' she said.
'Mail the whole pdf file on my gmail id,' she continued.
'Gyan is calling, I'm gonna have party,' I said.
'First mail me the result,' she ordered rudely.
'Hey, Abhi has got four backs,' I said checking out the results of her friends.
'Savvy has slipped in two but Sakshi is all clear,' I said.
Yes, I stared checking out the results of her friends forgetting that of my stud friends.
[ Next day in college ]
'Wow, all are present,' I said to myself entering in my classroom.
Yes, I went to college because Tanya had refused to meet me, as she wanted to enjoy party with her friends.
All guys and girls in my class were happy, as their faces were saying.
'Hey studs, all clear, party,' I shouted shaking hand with Pawan and Savlani.
'Party my ass,' Savlani bounced back.
'This is my worst result,' he started with these words and I stepped towards the last bench shaking hand with the other all clear guys congratulating them.
I don't know why Savlani and Pawan were very sad because both were all clear.
'Hey bond, all clear?' One Pushpdeep asked me shaking hand.
'Nope, slipped in one,' I said.
'Don't worry, same here,' he said smiling.
'ER model, we'll read ER model today,' ma'am started with these words drawing some rectangles, ellipses and diamonds on the black board.
The first two rows' guys started looking at ma'am writing down the notes. They were copying everything whatever was written on black board. After all they were all clear students.
The middle two rows were very different because few were writing the notes, few were studying their own books, and few were chatting slowly keeping their head down, so that they could hide their faces from ma'am.
And now the last two rows, where guys love chatting, sleeping, watching porn, teasing each others, discussing about girls. One Rakesh was sleeping keeping his bag under his head as a pillow. Mukesh was gazing at girls and was commenting on their private parts, as if he had seen all the girls in their dressing room. Ashwani was also also busy in chatting to the other stud.
Vikas and Pushpdeep were teasing and laughing at each other. Mayank and Vaid were talking to each other as if they were not going to meet and chat in future.
'Hey, Yadav went to GB road last night with Rastogi, When the result came, ' the voice reached my ears and the guys' ears started concentrating towards the voice.
'I'll buy a caret of whiskey and will drink whole day and night,' One Mandal said.
'I've to do this to forget my four backs,' he continued.
'Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum..........,' the last two rows' guys started shouting these words.
'What the hell is going on there, stand up you all,' ma'am shouted. We the last two rows' guys started looking at each other after hearing it.
'I said stand up you all, why are you all laughing,' ma'am shouted again coming towards us.
'Iski maa ki,' one uttered these beautiful words for ma'am looking at her.
Yes, the guys started shouting dhrum, dhrum....... because it was Minny, who stood up to ask ma'am something. Whenever the girl, Minny stand up to ask ma'am anything, then the guys don't like to leave any chance and start shouting dhrum, dhrum... with different tones.
We all stood up, as ma'am was shouting a lot at us. We all started looking at each other and all of us started smiling when Vikas was making fun of Mandal.
'Oye dekh, dekh, Minny muh me le rhi hai,' Aman uttered slowly.
'Kya!' we all uttered together, as if we were asked to see some amazing creatures.
'Pen, Aman answered smiling looking at Minny.
'You dirty guys with dirty minds always think dirty stuffs,' Aman said smiling, as if he would have fooled us.
'Why don't you guys study in class,' ma'am shouted at us.
'Shut up you bitch,' one of us uttered.
'Shut up your mouth, you ass, look at her figure man, she is looking so young, don't call her a bitch,' one of us uttered slowly.
'Yeah buddy, she is so blonde,look at her shape, ' the other uttered.
'Hhuuuuuuuuuuuu.............,' the standing guys started shouting this rhyme together when one senior girl entered our class to give a book to ma'am........
'What the hell is this, what happened to it, no balance, fuck it,' I said to myself throwing my mobile phone towards my bed.
'Oh god, where is my landline, landline, come out please,' I said to myself trowing newspapers away from the floor.
Yes, our result had been declared, as the sms from Gyan was saying and I was trying to call him but there was zero balance in my phone, so I started searching my landline phone, which was lost under the thick cover of newpapers, because half of the floor of my room was covered with newspapers, books, plastic and paper bags.
'Hey, what's Tanya's result?' I asked Gyan, as he received my call.
'Wait, its downloading and speak slowly because my mom is siting next to me,' he said slowly.
'She is all clear,' he said.
'Wow, let's have party,' I said.
'But....,' he uttered.
'Hey, result came, and you are all clear,' I messaged to Tanya holding landline in my left hand.
'What but?' I asked Gyan.
'Dude, you got a back, so....,' he said.
'What so, what about your result?' I asked.
'Wow, I'm all clear, thank god,' he shouted.
'Congrats, and see my result once again,' I said because I was confirm about my result that I could not get any back.
'Hey, its same, you have a back,' he said.
'Bro, Tanya is all clear no, come out, let's celebrate, I said to Gyan.
'Pagal, Liar, you are lying,' Tanya messaged me.
'Nope, I'm not lying, your result is all clear,' I said to her, as I disconnected Gyan's call and called her from my landline.
'Who told you?' she asked.
'Gyan, he told me and he doesn't lie,' I said.
'Duffer, you switch on your laptop, and confirm it,' she said. I switched on my laptop on as fast as possible.
'Got it?' she asked.
'Wait, it's taking time, it will take few minutes,' I said to her.
'Bekar laptop, bekar net, let me switch on my net, ' she said. I don't know why she was saying a hp laptop with airtel internet bekar.
'Hey, got it, you are all clear,' I said to her.
'Check it twice,' she said.
'Checked it yaar, trust me,' I said.
'My net is so slow, ip site is not opening,' she said.
'Nice net and nice laptop,' I said.
'Shut up,' she said.
'Mail the whole pdf file on my gmail id,' she continued.
'Gyan is calling, I'm gonna have party,' I said.
'First mail me the result,' she ordered rudely.
'Hey, Abhi has got four backs,' I said checking out the results of her friends.
'Savvy has slipped in two but Sakshi is all clear,' I said.
Yes, I stared checking out the results of her friends forgetting that of my stud friends.
[ Next day in college ]
'Wow, all are present,' I said to myself entering in my classroom.
Yes, I went to college because Tanya had refused to meet me, as she wanted to enjoy party with her friends.
All guys and girls in my class were happy, as their faces were saying.
'Hey studs, all clear, party,' I shouted shaking hand with Pawan and Savlani.
'Party my ass,' Savlani bounced back.
'This is my worst result,' he started with these words and I stepped towards the last bench shaking hand with the other all clear guys congratulating them.
I don't know why Savlani and Pawan were very sad because both were all clear.
'Hey bond, all clear?' One Pushpdeep asked me shaking hand.
'Nope, slipped in one,' I said.
'Don't worry, same here,' he said smiling.
'ER model, we'll read ER model today,' ma'am started with these words drawing some rectangles, ellipses and diamonds on the black board.
The first two rows' guys started looking at ma'am writing down the notes. They were copying everything whatever was written on black board. After all they were all clear students.
The middle two rows were very different because few were writing the notes, few were studying their own books, and few were chatting slowly keeping their head down, so that they could hide their faces from ma'am.
And now the last two rows, where guys love chatting, sleeping, watching porn, teasing each others, discussing about girls. One Rakesh was sleeping keeping his bag under his head as a pillow. Mukesh was gazing at girls and was commenting on their private parts, as if he had seen all the girls in their dressing room. Ashwani was also also busy in chatting to the other stud.
Vikas and Pushpdeep were teasing and laughing at each other. Mayank and Vaid were talking to each other as if they were not going to meet and chat in future.
'Hey, Yadav went to GB road last night with Rastogi, When the result came, ' the voice reached my ears and the guys' ears started concentrating towards the voice.
'I'll buy a caret of whiskey and will drink whole day and night,' One Mandal said.
'I've to do this to forget my four backs,' he continued.
'Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum, Dhrum..........,' the last two rows' guys started shouting these words.
'What the hell is going on there, stand up you all,' ma'am shouted. We the last two rows' guys started looking at each other after hearing it.
'I said stand up you all, why are you all laughing,' ma'am shouted again coming towards us.
'Iski maa ki,' one uttered these beautiful words for ma'am looking at her.
Yes, the guys started shouting dhrum, dhrum....... because it was Minny, who stood up to ask ma'am something. Whenever the girl, Minny stand up to ask ma'am anything, then the guys don't like to leave any chance and start shouting dhrum, dhrum... with different tones.
We all stood up, as ma'am was shouting a lot at us. We all started looking at each other and all of us started smiling when Vikas was making fun of Mandal.
'Oye dekh, dekh, Minny muh me le rhi hai,' Aman uttered slowly.
'Kya!' we all uttered together, as if we were asked to see some amazing creatures.
'Pen, Aman answered smiling looking at Minny.
'You dirty guys with dirty minds always think dirty stuffs,' Aman said smiling, as if he would have fooled us.
'Why don't you guys study in class,' ma'am shouted at us.
'Shut up you bitch,' one of us uttered.
'Shut up your mouth, you ass, look at her figure man, she is looking so young, don't call her a bitch,' one of us uttered slowly.
'Yeah buddy, she is so blonde,look at her shape, ' the other uttered.
'Hhuuuuuuuuuuuu.............,' the standing guys started shouting this rhyme together when one senior girl entered our class to give a book to ma'am........
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Saturday, August 21, 2010
The Height of Apology!
'I'm not coming.' I replied with my wet hand, as I was shampooing my hairs and I came out of bathroom expecting Tanya's message.
Yes, I was late today, as I returned late from the park, so I was in bathroom taking shower but it was the time for me to reach bus stop.
'Ohh...fuck...how can I forget it?' I asked myself looking into the bathroom mirror. I had forgotten brushing my teeth, my morning coffee, and now its my beard, I had forgotten shaving my beard. So I started shaving my beard clearing shampoo lather from my face.
Yes, I was totally upset this morning because Tanya was angry with me because of my foolishness and she had stopped replying my message since last night. So I was trying different poses in my bathroom to say sorry to her.
'Hey, hi,' I said to Tanya.
'What hi, I'm not talking to you,' she said.
'What are you doing here, why did you not go to your college?' she continued.
Yes, I was at Rithala metro station and was waiting for her since half an hour checking out the faces of every people near exit of this metro station.
'Hey, that one,' I said to her pointing my index finger towards a nearby standing rikshaw. She was quiet but she sat in that rikshaw.
'Hey, what happened, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,' I started with these words, as I had practiced this in my bathroom while taking shower. She looked at me and started pushing ear phone into her ear holes and turned the volume maximum. It was expected so I started calling her from my phone so that I could disturb her and keep her away from music. She removed ear phone looking into my eyes but I avoided eye contact, I don't know why.
'Bhaiya, slowly, pull slowly.' I asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw slowly, so that I could get more time to express my feeling.
'Oh shittt..he was on Tanya's side, he was not reducing the speed of his rikshaw. 'May be he could have known about my mistakes and wanted me to teach a lesson,' I thought.
'Bhaiya, I'm a heart patient, doctor has asked me to stay away from speed, there is a hole in my heart, can't you reduce your speed,' I started requesting him, but he was still pulling his rikshaw with his maximum power.
'God, please break the chain of this rikshaw.' I prayed to god closing my eyes.
'What's going on here,' I said to myself opening my eyes.
'Wow, she has forgiven me, I said to myself flashing a shameless smile at self.
Yes, she was smiling, looking at me, but the smile vanished within few seconds, so again I started trying something new to please her. I started speaking so many words, some of them were making sense and some of them were not. I tried a lot of different poses, funny words with funny expressions of my face, but she was still siting quiet on the left side of mine. I started commenting on the passing people because this was the best way to make her smile, as I always do but these hardly worked.
'Hey, stop it, he is from my class,' she said pulling my hand, as I had started passing comments on the shoes of a guy pointing my index finger towards his shoes near her college.
'Go to your college,' she said flashing 20 bucks to the rikshaw puller.
Yes, we had reached her college.
'I said go to your college,' she shouted flashing her wide opened her eyes to me, which was enough to feel the height of her anger, but I'm that kind of guy who never give up any stuff so easily.
'I'm going to second floor in the eee class room,' I said following her.
'People are gazing at me, don't be a stupid, go out,' she shouted showing her wide opened eyes.
'I love your glittering eyes,' I wanted to say but I didn't, I don't know why.
'I won't,' I said looking into her eyes.
'Oh my god, she was looking damn fabulous, her eyes, her kajal, her lips, oh god,' I had started dreaming.
'Going out or love to be slapped?' she said coming closer to me.
'Here it goes,' I said bringing my left cheek close to her.
'You are a complete duffer, look at the people,' she continued.
Yes, the students, the professors and the guards were staring at us, as if I had ragged a junior badly, but who cares because my whole focus was one and only one Tanya.
'You said sorry no, I've forgiven you, now go,' she said looking into my eyes. But still I was following her, as a small kid follows the elder member of his/her family in a crowded place.
'Get out of my college,' she shouted and the feet of the whole crowd stopped and of course they started gazing at us, as if I had committed a blunder there by following Tanya. Her face was turning into red color, dark red, and that was showing that she was becoming more angry and this was not a good sign for me.
'I'm gonna wait near college gate,' I said turning back.
'Bhaiya, what's the time for lunch here?' I asked a guard.
'12:30,' he replied harshly and I started roaming in her college.
'Hey hi, where is the cse class room?' I asked a girl, who was in hurry.
'First year?' she asked.
'Yup, and you?' I flashed back the question.
'2nd year ece,' she said.
'So you are senior to me,' I said.
'Yup, call me ma'am, she said smiling, as if she was in fourth year and had got a placement in the topmost MNC.
'Come with me, let me show you your class room,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'You are still in my college, go out, it will be good for you,' the sms came on phone. Yes, it was a sms from none other than Tanya.
'Hey, adjust you hairs,' Savlani said.
'Fuck my hair style, my brain had stopped working, I'm feeling like I was in coma, and you are asking me to adjust my hairs,' I wanted to say to Savlani, but I didn't.
Yes, I had reached my college because my attendance is very short and I got wet in the rain while going to college, so my wet hairs were looking rough. My attendance is short because I bunk my classes only to meet Tanya.
'Hey, let's have coffee,' Pawan said from behind.
'Okay,' I said and started following my stud friends Verma, Savlani and Pawan.
'Why are they looking at me, may be they know about me and Tanya and what has happened to me this morning,' I asked myself,when guys and girls started looking at me. I attended two lectures and was about to run away from my college because I had to go somewhere else.
'Hey, I'm going home, would you like to come with me because we are going to have two useless lectures,' I said to Gyan. He started thinking deeply, as if I had asked him to allow his girlfriend to date me.
Yes, all the lectures seem useless to me these days, I don't know why, so I love to run away from my college after one or two lectures. I don't run away from my college without any reason, either my teachers throw me out of my class for my stupidity or something else.
'Okay, let's go,' Gyan said after thinking deeply for the last five minutes.
'Hey, see this card, its nice no,' I asked Gyan.
Yes, we had reached metro walk and were checking out sorry cards in the Archies gallery.
'Hey, look at this, give it to her, she will forgive you,' he said showing me a love card.
'You ass, she will kill me if I give her a I love you card,' I said to him. I started reading the sayings and word stuffs in the all sorry cards, and got one which contained no 'love' word.
'Bhaiya, show me some cheapest sorry cards,' one guy said to the Archies' staff.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to that stud guy showing one beautiful card.
'You asshole, why don't you pick one for Tanya, showing cards to others, huh,' Gyan said from behind, so I adjusted that card to its place.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to Gyan showing a card reading the word content loudly.
'Can't you read them slowly?' Gyan asked.
Yes, I had chosen the most stupendous sorry card from that Archies galley.
'She will forgive you now,' Gyan said smiling.
'I'll wait for you by 4:30pm near G3S,' I messaged Tanya. I started calling her after five minutes, as I didn't get her reply.
'I'm in lab, and will go home after finishing my lab by 5:00pm,' she said on phone and disconnected the call.
'I've reached G3S,' I messaged to Tanya at 4:30.
'I'm going home, I'm not coming to G3S,' she replied.
'Whr r u?' I flashed back this short message to her.
'm at metro stn,' she replied.
'metro hs cum, I'm gng,' the message came and I lost my control over my nerves. I didn't reply because I had started running in the middle of the busy road to cross the road to catch an auto.
'Can't you see, you blind,'the voice reached my ears but I continued crossing the road.
'Bhaiya, metro station,' I asked one auto driver.
'40 bucks,' he said and I jumped into his auto without any delay.
'Bhaiya, fast please, drive faster, I've to reach metro station within five minutes,' I said messaging Tanya that I was in auto and reaching metro withing five minutes.
'Get down, and take other auto,' the auto driver shouted at me stopping his auto.
'Bhaiya, please, she is very angry with me, if I won't reach at metro within five minutes, she will leave,' I requested to the auto driver, as if a kid was asking for a small toffee making a sad expression.
'girlfriend hai, sirji, aisa bolo na!.' He said smiling and started increasing the speed of his auto...............
'Bhaiya, slowly, pull slowly.' I asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw slowly, so that I could get more time to express my feeling.
'Oh shittt..he was on Tanya's side, he was not reducing the speed of his rikshaw. 'May be he could have known about my mistakes and wanted me to teach a lesson,' I thought.
'Bhaiya, I'm a heart patient, doctor has asked me to stay away from speed, there is a hole in my heart, can't you reduce your speed,' I started requesting him, but he was still pulling his rikshaw with his maximum power.
'God, please break the chain of this rikshaw.' I prayed to god closing my eyes.
'What's going on here,' I said to myself opening my eyes.
'Wow, she has forgiven me, I said to myself flashing a shameless smile at self.
Yes, she was smiling, looking at me, but the smile vanished within few seconds, so again I started trying something new to please her. I started speaking so many words, some of them were making sense and some of them were not. I tried a lot of different poses, funny words with funny expressions of my face, but she was still siting quiet on the left side of mine. I started commenting on the passing people because this was the best way to make her smile, as I always do but these hardly worked.
'Hey, stop it, he is from my class,' she said pulling my hand, as I had started passing comments on the shoes of a guy pointing my index finger towards his shoes near her college.
'Go to your college,' she said flashing 20 bucks to the rikshaw puller.
Yes, we had reached her college.
'I said go to your college,' she shouted flashing her wide opened her eyes to me, which was enough to feel the height of her anger, but I'm that kind of guy who never give up any stuff so easily.
'I'm going to second floor in the eee class room,' I said following her.
'People are gazing at me, don't be a stupid, go out,' she shouted showing her wide opened eyes.
'I love your glittering eyes,' I wanted to say but I didn't, I don't know why.
'I won't,' I said looking into her eyes.
'Oh my god, she was looking damn fabulous, her eyes, her kajal, her lips, oh god,' I had started dreaming.
'Going out or love to be slapped?' she said coming closer to me.
'Here it goes,' I said bringing my left cheek close to her.
'You are a complete duffer, look at the people,' she continued.
Yes, the students, the professors and the guards were staring at us, as if I had ragged a junior badly, but who cares because my whole focus was one and only one Tanya.
'You said sorry no, I've forgiven you, now go,' she said looking into my eyes. But still I was following her, as a small kid follows the elder member of his/her family in a crowded place.
'Get out of my college,' she shouted and the feet of the whole crowd stopped and of course they started gazing at us, as if I had committed a blunder there by following Tanya. Her face was turning into red color, dark red, and that was showing that she was becoming more angry and this was not a good sign for me.
'I'm gonna wait near college gate,' I said turning back.
'Bhaiya, what's the time for lunch here?' I asked a guard.
'12:30,' he replied harshly and I started roaming in her college.
'Hey hi, where is the cse class room?' I asked a girl, who was in hurry.
'First year?' she asked.
'Yup, and you?' I flashed back the question.
'2nd year ece,' she said.
'So you are senior to me,' I said.
'Yup, call me ma'am, she said smiling, as if she was in fourth year and had got a placement in the topmost MNC.
'Come with me, let me show you your class room,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'You are still in my college, go out, it will be good for you,' the sms came on phone. Yes, it was a sms from none other than Tanya.
'Hey, adjust you hairs,' Savlani said.
'Fuck my hair style, my brain had stopped working, I'm feeling like I was in coma, and you are asking me to adjust my hairs,' I wanted to say to Savlani, but I didn't.
Yes, I had reached my college because my attendance is very short and I got wet in the rain while going to college, so my wet hairs were looking rough. My attendance is short because I bunk my classes only to meet Tanya.
'Hey, let's have coffee,' Pawan said from behind.
'Okay,' I said and started following my stud friends Verma, Savlani and Pawan.
'Why are they looking at me, may be they know about me and Tanya and what has happened to me this morning,' I asked myself,when guys and girls started looking at me. I attended two lectures and was about to run away from my college because I had to go somewhere else.
'Hey, I'm going home, would you like to come with me because we are going to have two useless lectures,' I said to Gyan. He started thinking deeply, as if I had asked him to allow his girlfriend to date me.
Yes, all the lectures seem useless to me these days, I don't know why, so I love to run away from my college after one or two lectures. I don't run away from my college without any reason, either my teachers throw me out of my class for my stupidity or something else.
'Okay, let's go,' Gyan said after thinking deeply for the last five minutes.
'Hey, see this card, its nice no,' I asked Gyan.
Yes, we had reached metro walk and were checking out sorry cards in the Archies gallery.
'Hey, look at this, give it to her, she will forgive you,' he said showing me a love card.
'You ass, she will kill me if I give her a I love you card,' I said to him. I started reading the sayings and word stuffs in the all sorry cards, and got one which contained no 'love' word.
'Bhaiya, show me some cheapest sorry cards,' one guy said to the Archies' staff.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to that stud guy showing one beautiful card.
'You asshole, why don't you pick one for Tanya, showing cards to others, huh,' Gyan said from behind, so I adjusted that card to its place.
'Hey, look at this,' I said to Gyan showing a card reading the word content loudly.
'Can't you read them slowly?' Gyan asked.
Yes, I had chosen the most stupendous sorry card from that Archies galley.
'She will forgive you now,' Gyan said smiling.
'I'll wait for you by 4:30pm near G3S,' I messaged Tanya. I started calling her after five minutes, as I didn't get her reply.
'I'm in lab, and will go home after finishing my lab by 5:00pm,' she said on phone and disconnected the call.
'I've reached G3S,' I messaged to Tanya at 4:30.
'I'm going home, I'm not coming to G3S,' she replied.
'Whr r u?' I flashed back this short message to her.
'm at metro stn,' she replied.
'metro hs cum, I'm gng,' the message came and I lost my control over my nerves. I didn't reply because I had started running in the middle of the busy road to cross the road to catch an auto.
'Can't you see, you blind,'the voice reached my ears but I continued crossing the road.
'Bhaiya, metro station,' I asked one auto driver.
'40 bucks,' he said and I jumped into his auto without any delay.
'Bhaiya, fast please, drive faster, I've to reach metro station within five minutes,' I said messaging Tanya that I was in auto and reaching metro withing five minutes.
'Get down, and take other auto,' the auto driver shouted at me stopping his auto.
'Bhaiya, please, she is very angry with me, if I won't reach at metro within five minutes, she will leave,' I requested to the auto driver, as if a kid was asking for a small toffee making a sad expression.
'girlfriend hai, sirji, aisa bolo na!.' He said smiling and started increasing the speed of his auto...............
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Thursday, August 19, 2010
A Walk In The Rain!
'That's BTW, its tikki is very famous, let's try that,' I said to Tanya pointing my index finger towards the famous BTW.
Yes, we had reached NSP after trying some good stuffs in the Punjabi by nature resto-bar at lifestyle mall.
'Ummm, Okay, let's try,' she said.
'One tikki,' I ordered at the counter of BTW.
'Take two,' she said from behind flashing cash at the counter.
'Hey, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I'm gonna pay,' she said showing her eyes wide opened at me.
'Let's take only one, we'll try your favorite Pav bahji after it,' I said. We finished our takki within few minutes and rushed to the Pav bhaji counter.
'Hey, Kinder Joy!,' she exclaimed with excitement pointing her index finger towards a transparent glass of a gift store, as if she would gotten something special.
'What's that?' I flashed the question after seeing her excitement over the Kinder Joy.
'Let's buy one,' I continued and we rushed towards the Kinder Joy store.
'Its for kids, it tastes yummy and it contains a toy too,' she started with the details.........
We went to that Kinder Joy store and bought one. It looked like a colorful egg.
'Hey, look at the weather,' I said, as weather was turning stormy.
'Let me open it,' I said holding the Kinder Joy.
'Cute no?' she said smiling holding a small spoon that came out of the Kinder Joy.
'Yeah, have it,' I said opening one part of the Kinder Joy because it was like cream and chocolate inside it.
'Yummy, she said having one spoon of that creamy chocolate stuff. 'You have it now,' she continued offering the cute spoon.
'Look at this tortoise,' she said taking a tortoise out of her bag.
'Move it, it moves its head to and fro while running,' she said and I started playing with that small tortoise, as if I was a four year kid.
'Hey, its a car, cute car,' she said taking a small toy car form the half packet of the Kinder Joy.
Weather was turning more and more stormy and her wrist watch was forcing us for something else.
Yes, it was 5:00pm, and its the time for her to go home, so we stood up and started walking towards the gate.
'I'm not gonna get wet,' she said, as the drizzling had started.
'C'mon, its just drizzling only, we won't get wet,' I said walking down the stairs.
Yes, she was following me and I was happy because I wanted to enjoy rain, as I always do.
'Hey, its increasing, we will get wet,' she said adjusting her specs.
'Thank god, we didn't come in the car,' I said.
'No car, huh, I would have hidden me in the car if we'd have come here in the car, I don't like to get wet,' she said cleaning her specs.
Yes, the cloud had totally covered whole NSP, the atmosphere was turning darker, the thunder was its apex, it had started roaring, the lightening was adding a lot to the beauty of the sky. The heavy rain drops started tapping our heads.
'Hey, look at that bird, that's looking awesome after getting wet,' I said pointing my index finger towards a bird that was siting on the nearby hanging wire.
'Hmm...that's looking cute,' she said removing her specs.
Oh my god, she was looking damn beautiful without specs. I had requested her many times to removes specs but she never removed her specs for me, so that I could see her comely eyes. I was loosing control over my nerves. Her wet hair was looking simply splendorous, the kajal started trickling down her dimply cheeks with the rain water was magnificent. I continued looking into her eyes, as I was dreaming about a pretty angel. Yes, I was completely lost into her eyes.
'Oh God, please stop time machine for this moment, I wanna be lost in my dream,' I preyed to god. The rain drops started trickling down her ravishing cheeks, the beauty was unbelievable, and I started forgetting everything for this sweet dream girl. Her glittering eyes started blinking as the rain drops started falling on her eyes, her curvaceous figure was turning full-bosomed after wetting, her wet shirt started sticking to her curvy body, every part of her body was simply unbelievable. The dream was driving me so crazy.
I started talking to my dream girl in my dream.......
'You might think I'm going out of my mind, but I'm chasing my dream because I would go to the sky and back just to tell you how I'm feeling. You claimed my heart, you claimed my soul, I'll never let you go, you are my world, you are my favorite girl, you make me loose control over my nerves, I wanna hold your hand, wanna feel next to me, wanna keep you by my side.
You might be thinking I'm wasting my time chasing my dream.
"I know you don't love me but let me tel you I'm not gonna change my mind ".......
'Hey, rikshaw, we should take a rikshaw for the metro station,' the voice reached my ears...............
Yes, we had reached NSP after trying some good stuffs in the Punjabi by nature resto-bar at lifestyle mall.
'Ummm, Okay, let's try,' she said.
'One tikki,' I ordered at the counter of BTW.
'Take two,' she said from behind flashing cash at the counter.
'Hey, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I'm gonna pay,' she said showing her eyes wide opened at me.
'Let's take only one, we'll try your favorite Pav bahji after it,' I said. We finished our takki within few minutes and rushed to the Pav bhaji counter.
'Hey, Kinder Joy!,' she exclaimed with excitement pointing her index finger towards a transparent glass of a gift store, as if she would gotten something special.
'What's that?' I flashed the question after seeing her excitement over the Kinder Joy.
'Let's buy one,' I continued and we rushed towards the Kinder Joy store.
'Its for kids, it tastes yummy and it contains a toy too,' she started with the details.........
We went to that Kinder Joy store and bought one. It looked like a colorful egg.
'Hey, look at the weather,' I said, as weather was turning stormy.
'Let me open it,' I said holding the Kinder Joy.
'Cute no?' she said smiling holding a small spoon that came out of the Kinder Joy.
'Yeah, have it,' I said opening one part of the Kinder Joy because it was like cream and chocolate inside it.
'Yummy, she said having one spoon of that creamy chocolate stuff. 'You have it now,' she continued offering the cute spoon.
'Look at this tortoise,' she said taking a tortoise out of her bag.
'Move it, it moves its head to and fro while running,' she said and I started playing with that small tortoise, as if I was a four year kid.
'Hey, its a car, cute car,' she said taking a small toy car form the half packet of the Kinder Joy.
Weather was turning more and more stormy and her wrist watch was forcing us for something else.
Yes, it was 5:00pm, and its the time for her to go home, so we stood up and started walking towards the gate.
'I'm not gonna get wet,' she said, as the drizzling had started.
'C'mon, its just drizzling only, we won't get wet,' I said walking down the stairs.
Yes, she was following me and I was happy because I wanted to enjoy rain, as I always do.
'Hey, its increasing, we will get wet,' she said adjusting her specs.
'Thank god, we didn't come in the car,' I said.
'No car, huh, I would have hidden me in the car if we'd have come here in the car, I don't like to get wet,' she said cleaning her specs.
Yes, the cloud had totally covered whole NSP, the atmosphere was turning darker, the thunder was its apex, it had started roaring, the lightening was adding a lot to the beauty of the sky. The heavy rain drops started tapping our heads.
'Hey, look at that bird, that's looking awesome after getting wet,' I said pointing my index finger towards a bird that was siting on the nearby hanging wire.
'Hmm...that's looking cute,' she said removing her specs.
Oh my god, she was looking damn beautiful without specs. I had requested her many times to removes specs but she never removed her specs for me, so that I could see her comely eyes. I was loosing control over my nerves. Her wet hair was looking simply splendorous, the kajal started trickling down her dimply cheeks with the rain water was magnificent. I continued looking into her eyes, as I was dreaming about a pretty angel. Yes, I was completely lost into her eyes.
'Oh God, please stop time machine for this moment, I wanna be lost in my dream,' I preyed to god. The rain drops started trickling down her ravishing cheeks, the beauty was unbelievable, and I started forgetting everything for this sweet dream girl. Her glittering eyes started blinking as the rain drops started falling on her eyes, her curvaceous figure was turning full-bosomed after wetting, her wet shirt started sticking to her curvy body, every part of her body was simply unbelievable. The dream was driving me so crazy.
I started talking to my dream girl in my dream.......
'You might think I'm going out of my mind, but I'm chasing my dream because I would go to the sky and back just to tell you how I'm feeling. You claimed my heart, you claimed my soul, I'll never let you go, you are my world, you are my favorite girl, you make me loose control over my nerves, I wanna hold your hand, wanna feel next to me, wanna keep you by my side.
You might be thinking I'm wasting my time chasing my dream.
"I know you don't love me but let me tel you I'm not gonna change my mind ".......
'Hey, rikshaw, we should take a rikshaw for the metro station,' the voice reached my ears...............
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Punjabi by nature & its 85 bucks' mineral water!
'Hey, nice shirt,' I said to Tanya shaking hand with her.
'Thank you,' she said smiling.
'Where to go?' I asked.
'I don't know,' she said.
'Let's board metro, then we'll decide,' I said to her in the lift.
Yes, we were at Rithala metro station and we were planning to roam whole day.
'No NSP, no Metro walk, No M2k,' she started with these words.
'Okay, we'll sit in this metro and will cover whole Delhi metro today,' I said.
'I wanna write a blog on this Delhi Metro and its passengers because we have different varieties of passengers here and their funny activities will be the best stuffs for my blogs,' I continued.
'Shut up you Duffer,' she said throwing an expression, as if I would have told something wrong.
'Hey, we are the first guests here,' I said to Tanya entering 'Punjabi by nature' resto-bar.
'Hmm....,' she said.
Yes, we had reached the Lifestyle mall at Rajouri Garden.
'Which table?' she asked me.
'That one, we can sit there,' I said pointing my index finger towards the last table.
'Okay,' she said.
'Hey, nice song,' Tanya said looking at me.
'Yeah, very sweet song,' I said.
'Order sir,' the voice reached my ears.
Yes, it was the waiter's voice, who was standing near our table with two heavy wooden rectangular blocks that contained the menu. I took one from waiter and passed that heavy wooden menu to Tanya. 'I don't know why these heavy wooden menus are used in such a nice reasto-bar, as we can order from the paper menu, which is very light,' I thought.
'First give me water,' I ordered to the waiter.
'Sir, normal water or mineral water?' the waiter asked.
'umm.... mineral water,' I said and the waiter vanished.
'Hey, look at this,' Tanya said to me putting her index finger in front of water in the menu.
'Let me stop the waiter, I don't need the mineral water, I can drink normal water,' I said after looking at the rate of that mineral water.
'Naah.... have it,' she said smiling.
Yes, it was 85 bucks without service tax and vat for that mineral water, that's why I wanted to change my order from mineral water to the normal water.
'I'll carry this mineral water bottle with left water, with me while leaving,' I said.
'Okay, Lallu,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling at me and called me Lallu.....
'You always fill your spoon with mango,' she said.
'Mango pieces like to come in my spoon, so its not my fault,' I said to her to tease her, as she was looking at me.
'Have it,' I said offering her my spoon which was full of mango pieces.
Yes, we were having ice cream with mango there.
'Hey, see this,' she said giving her phone to me. It was a sms from her friend, Sakshi and it was written like 'khub ghum lifestyle me', as we were checking out a nice sandal for me in the Life style mall.
'Is she here?' I asked Tanya.
'Yup, she would have seen us,' she said. We roamed there in mall and played basket ball there in which Tanya won a ring.
'What's this, they are here,' I said to myself coming out of wash room.
Yes, Tanya was standing with her friend Sakshi and her boy friend Rohit.
'Hey hi, I said to Rohit shaking hand with him.
'Its too hot today, light has gone, the heat is unbearable,' Sakshi started with these words flashing an expression, as if she was caught in a desert in the month of June.
I don't know why people come to top floor in a mall without light because top floor is most affected by the heat as the sun rays directly come from the transparent roof of the mall..............
'Yeah, very sweet song,' I said.
'Order sir,' the voice reached my ears.
Yes, it was the waiter's voice, who was standing near our table with two heavy wooden rectangular blocks that contained the menu. I took one from waiter and passed that heavy wooden menu to Tanya. 'I don't know why these heavy wooden menus are used in such a nice reasto-bar, as we can order from the paper menu, which is very light,' I thought.
'First give me water,' I ordered to the waiter.
'Sir, normal water or mineral water?' the waiter asked.
'umm.... mineral water,' I said and the waiter vanished.
'Hey, look at this,' Tanya said to me putting her index finger in front of water in the menu.
'Let me stop the waiter, I don't need the mineral water, I can drink normal water,' I said after looking at the rate of that mineral water.
'Naah.... have it,' she said smiling.
Yes, it was 85 bucks without service tax and vat for that mineral water, that's why I wanted to change my order from mineral water to the normal water.
'I'll carry this mineral water bottle with left water, with me while leaving,' I said.
'Okay, Lallu,' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling at me and called me Lallu.....
'You always fill your spoon with mango,' she said.
'Mango pieces like to come in my spoon, so its not my fault,' I said to her to tease her, as she was looking at me.
'Have it,' I said offering her my spoon which was full of mango pieces.
Yes, we were having ice cream with mango there.
'Hey, see this,' she said giving her phone to me. It was a sms from her friend, Sakshi and it was written like 'khub ghum lifestyle me', as we were checking out a nice sandal for me in the Life style mall.
'Is she here?' I asked Tanya.
'Yup, she would have seen us,' she said. We roamed there in mall and played basket ball there in which Tanya won a ring.
'What's this, they are here,' I said to myself coming out of wash room.
Yes, Tanya was standing with her friend Sakshi and her boy friend Rohit.
'Hey hi, I said to Rohit shaking hand with him.
'Its too hot today, light has gone, the heat is unbearable,' Sakshi started with these words flashing an expression, as if she was caught in a desert in the month of June.
I don't know why people come to top floor in a mall without light because top floor is most affected by the heat as the sun rays directly come from the transparent roof of the mall..............
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Friday, August 13, 2010
Our College Is No Lesser Than A Jail
'Yup, I'm,' I said.
'Where are we going?' I asked.
'We'll decide after going out of the college,' he said and called Pawan and Savlani.
'I can't let you people go,' the guard said.
'What the hell is this, we are from fourth year, we don't have class, let's go,' I said to the guard.
'Bhaiya, open the gate, we're already late,' Savlani shouted.
Yes, we all were standing behind the gate and the gate was locked so that we couldn't run away. Few guys and girls were also making foul expressions and started shouting over the guard.
'Hey, let's go the other side gate,' Savlani said walking towards the back gate.
'Bhaiya, see this, I've pain in my thighs and back, so I've to go home,' I said flashing an application as gate pass.
'Why are you making me fool?' the guard asked me.
'Why, what happened?' I asked.
'Sir ji, its a fake signature of the HOD,' the guard said throwing the paper.
'HOD sir was in hurry, so he flashed his signature fast, let me go,' I said.
'No, its fake, I know the signatures of all HODs,' the guard said. I requested a lot making grimy expressions but the rude guard was rigid on his decision as if he is the director of our college, so I took U turn with sad face.
'Shahib ji, I can't open this gate, if I open it for you guys I've to loose my job,' one guard was saying to Savlani at the other gate.
'Bhaiya, take 50 bucks, and open gate,' I said.
'Shut up, you asshole, let me talk,' Savlani said to me.
'Bhiaya, we'll give 1000 bucks,' Verma said to the guard.
'You ass, can't you shut your mouth up for a while,' Savlani said.
'Fuck off,' Verma said.
'You dog, I know your pocket is empty, you don't have a buck and saying that I'll give 1000 bucks, huh,' Pawan said to Verma.
'Bhaiya, I've severe headache, I've to go home,' I said to the guard at the third gate.
'Go and bring gate pass signed by your HOD,' the guard said.
'Bhaiya, open the gate for them, they have come here for management admission,' I said pointing towards an uncle, aunty and their kid, who were also standing outside the gate.
'Shut up,' the guard said me and I started walking back.
'Hey Savlani, run fast, gate is opened,' I shouted and started running towards the gate and came out of the gate within few seconds. Savlani, Verma and Pawan also rushed out running and the management admission family was still waiting outside the gate. The gate was closed again.
'Bhaiya, let me go in,' one Divas was requesting but the guard was not ready to open the gate.
Yes, Divas came out to eat something but was not allowed to go in, so he was requesting but after few minutes he started abusing guards and climbed over the gate.
It was quite fun to see one Veerta, a second year girl also climbed over the gate and jumped to run away. When she jumped all the guys and girls started praising her with clapping.........
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
When An Aunty Slapped An Uncle!
It was a different morning for me as I didn't sleep whole night siting in front of my laptop and roaming in my balcony. So my jogging speed was higher and I took three rounds of the large Japanse park. I finished my exercises and started walking out of the park but I saw few people had gathered near the entrance.
'Oh my god, what has happened there?' I asked myself as I saw some police men standing near the mob.
'Hey uncle, what has happened?' I asked one police man, who was siting on his bike. He gave me a dirty look and said nothing. I don't know why he gave me such a filthy look as I had asked a genuine question. I entered among the standing uncles anyhow and saw an uncle was standing in the middle with few police men.
Uncle was in white kurta and white pajama but the kurta was torn and few uncles were discussing something like dogs. The uncle was holding a bag in his right hand with a sad face and the police uncle was busy in writing something on his paper board that I had used in my school days exams. One jaat uncle was shouting a lot on another uncle who was touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.
'She is a fool, forgive my wife, you are like my dad,' one uncle was said touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.
'Don't forgive her, she has committed a big mistake,' the jaat uncle shouted so the whole crowd was silent. The jaat uncle was tallest among all so we all could seen him clearly and could listened what he was shouting for.
'How dare your wife slap my friend?' the jaat uncle continued.
'She is an idiot, forgive her,' the feet touching uncle said but the jaat uncle was not ready to listen to him and continued shouting.
'You dog, you mother fucker, can't your wife control her nerves, one uncle shouted adjusting his specs.
'Lets wash this ass hole nicely,' the specs uncle continued and the atmosphere was becoming warm so I forgot everything for that moment and started concentrating on the fight.
'Who are you to hit him, come and fight with me,' one short uncle shouted from the middle of us so the whole crowd started concentrating on the latest two uncles.
'You mother fucker, here it goes,' the jaat uncle shouted and started punching on short uncle's face.
'What the hell is going on,' I said to myself but it was quite interesting to see uncles' fight and the most appealing stuff was that the police uncle was letting them fight.
'What are you doing, leave him, my wife has slapped and torn his kurta, hit me, I'm like your son,' the feet touching uncle started with these words.
'We are not going to forgive you,' the jaat uncle shouted.
'Hello uncle, what's going on here?' I asked one uncle who was standing next to me.
'Beta, the wife of that feet touching man has slapped and torn his kurta,' the uncle said me pointing his index finger towards the torn kurta uncle.
'Uncle, its very bad, explain me in detail,' I said and started concentrating over uncle.
'Wow, I got a spicy stuff for my blog,' I thought smiling but controlled my smile.
'I was walking aside in the left then I saw a woman with a dog was having and argument with him,' the uncle said pointing his eyes and eyebrows towards the torn kurta uncle.
The uncle explain the whole story as follows:
'Who the hell are you say anything about my dog,' the woman shouted.
'See, its a public park and all of us come here to enjoy clean atmosphere but the dogs' potty makes it dirty so that we can't walk properly,' the torn kurta uncle said.
'How dare you say anything about my sam,' the woman said.
'See, walk out of the park with your dog,' the torn kurta uncle siad.
'Fuck off, you bastard, who the hell are you to order me' the woman said slapping the torn kurta uncle.
'Wait, I'm calling police,' the torn kurta uncle shouted taking out his mobile phone from his pocket.
'How dare you slap me, you bitch,' the torn uncle continued.
'What, you called me a bitch, you ass hole, you mother fucker, you bastard,' the woman shouted tearing his white kurta............
'Oh my god, what has happened there?' I asked myself as I saw some police men standing near the mob.
'Hey uncle, what has happened?' I asked one police man, who was siting on his bike. He gave me a dirty look and said nothing. I don't know why he gave me such a filthy look as I had asked a genuine question. I entered among the standing uncles anyhow and saw an uncle was standing in the middle with few police men.
Uncle was in white kurta and white pajama but the kurta was torn and few uncles were discussing something like dogs. The uncle was holding a bag in his right hand with a sad face and the police uncle was busy in writing something on his paper board that I had used in my school days exams. One jaat uncle was shouting a lot on another uncle who was touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.
'She is a fool, forgive my wife, you are like my dad,' one uncle was said touching the feet of the torn kurta uncle.
'Don't forgive her, she has committed a big mistake,' the jaat uncle shouted so the whole crowd was silent. The jaat uncle was tallest among all so we all could seen him clearly and could listened what he was shouting for.
'How dare your wife slap my friend?' the jaat uncle continued.
'She is an idiot, forgive her,' the feet touching uncle said but the jaat uncle was not ready to listen to him and continued shouting.
'You dog, you mother fucker, can't your wife control her nerves, one uncle shouted adjusting his specs.
'Lets wash this ass hole nicely,' the specs uncle continued and the atmosphere was becoming warm so I forgot everything for that moment and started concentrating on the fight.
'Who are you to hit him, come and fight with me,' one short uncle shouted from the middle of us so the whole crowd started concentrating on the latest two uncles.
'You mother fucker, here it goes,' the jaat uncle shouted and started punching on short uncle's face.
'What the hell is going on,' I said to myself but it was quite interesting to see uncles' fight and the most appealing stuff was that the police uncle was letting them fight.
'What are you doing, leave him, my wife has slapped and torn his kurta, hit me, I'm like your son,' the feet touching uncle started with these words.
'We are not going to forgive you,' the jaat uncle shouted.
'Hello uncle, what's going on here?' I asked one uncle who was standing next to me.
'Beta, the wife of that feet touching man has slapped and torn his kurta,' the uncle said me pointing his index finger towards the torn kurta uncle.
'Uncle, its very bad, explain me in detail,' I said and started concentrating over uncle.
'Wow, I got a spicy stuff for my blog,' I thought smiling but controlled my smile.
'I was walking aside in the left then I saw a woman with a dog was having and argument with him,' the uncle said pointing his eyes and eyebrows towards the torn kurta uncle.
The uncle explain the whole story as follows:
'Who the hell are you say anything about my dog,' the woman shouted.
'See, its a public park and all of us come here to enjoy clean atmosphere but the dogs' potty makes it dirty so that we can't walk properly,' the torn kurta uncle said.
'How dare you say anything about my sam,' the woman said.
'See, walk out of the park with your dog,' the torn kurta uncle siad.
'Fuck off, you bastard, who the hell are you to order me' the woman said slapping the torn kurta uncle.
'Wait, I'm calling police,' the torn kurta uncle shouted taking out his mobile phone from his pocket.
'How dare you slap me, you bitch,' the torn uncle continued.
'What, you called me a bitch, you ass hole, you mother fucker, you bastard,' the woman shouted tearing his white kurta............
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
The Stud Slept With A Girl
Yes, it was the rude voice of the professor, who was teaching and I entered in the class late and started shaking hands with my stud friends.
'You are already late and now disturbing the whole class,' the prof shouted and I increased my speed towards the vacant last bench, after asking to join me at the last bench.
'How was your Jabalpur trip?' I asked Mandal as he was taking seat with me.
'Fabulous, it was incredible,' he started with these beautiful words with excitement as if he would have gotten treasure trove there that I saw in my dream last night.
'Wow, what happened there?' I asked.
'Let me explain you the whole story in detail,' he said.
Here it goes, how Mandal explained his tour in detail.
I took auto rikshaw after coming out of the Jabalpur railway station and asked him to drive to a good hotel. I asked for a double bed room at the reception of the hotel President. Then I changed clothes, brushed and took shower and started reading newspaper. Suddenly my phone started ringing and I saw it was Ashima's call. I asked room service about the visiting of the guests. Room service boy said that guest can visit from morning to 10:00pm, but the guest should me males only, and girl guest is not allowed. So I went out to meet her outside the hotel.
'Hey hi,' I said shaking hand with my girlfriend Ashima.
'I love you, I've come here to meet you only,' I said hugging her tightly. Then I called a taxi to go to Tagore garden, which is a famous lovers' park of Jabalpur. I started matching her face with the photo that I've seen on her facebook account.
'Hey, whats going on here?' I asked Ashima.
'I don't know,' she answered. I stopped one guy and asked him that what's going on here as guys and girls were running towards the main gate.
'Police sirji, police have reached here, run fast,' the guy said and I folded my laptop and started running towards the main gate.
'Hey, what happened?, you look totally nervous,' Ashima asked me as we came out of the Tagore garden.
'Nothing,' I said.
'Don't worry police always come here,' she continued as if she usually comes here with the other guys. We went to a coffee shop and eaten ice creams and then reached a nearby theater.
'Two gold class seats,' I asked at the box office. We entered the theater and saw very few guests there because the movie was Lamhaa.
We took our seats and the movie started and I started looking into her eyes. She was looking simply gorgeous and her eyes were amazing so I held her hands and started kissing them keeping my right arm on her shoulder. I kissed her cheeks, her necks, her lips but she started opposing the lips kissing. Bro is was astonishing.
"The ears of the whole class started concentrating when Mandal was describing his feelings like this".
I changed hotel next morning as only the male guests were allowed there. I called Ashima, took a taxi and reached other hotel.
'How can I help you sir?' the guy at reception asked me.
'I need a double room for one day,' I said to the reception guy.
'Who is she?' the reception guy asked pointing her index finger towards Ashima as she was standing away looking into an aquarium.
'She is my sister and we have come here for exam,' I answered. We were given room no. 108.
'Sir, if you need anything call me,' the service boy asked.
'Nope, we need nothing, we have to study a lot because we have our exams at 2:00pm, and don't disturb our study,' I said and the service boy vanished. I locked the door from inside and switched on my laptop.
She was looking perplex as she was lying on the bed. I kept the laptop aside and climbed over her suddenly. I started kissing her but she was not letting me to kiss her properly so I held her hands tightly and started kissing..........
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
Friday, August 6, 2010
Girls too Love Movies Based On Crimes And Dons!
'Hey, are you still sleeping on the stairs?' the voice reached my ear as I received a call on my phone.
'Yup, let me sleep,' I answered.
'Get up from there and reach my college in 5 minutes,' the voice vibrated my eardrums as if an earthquake was about to come and I got up blindly.
'What happened beta?' the voice reached from the back side of the gate as I felt on the gate while getting up fast.
'Nothing,' I said adjusting my feet.
'But it seems that you were sleeping on the stairs in front of this gate,' she said.
Yes, I felt asleep on the stairs as my aunty didn't open the gate after pressing doorbell twenty times.
'Aunty, I rang the doorbell many times, but you didn't come out to open the gate then I thought that you are sleeping and I was feeling asleep so I slept here on the stairs.
'Oh, I'm sorry, I was not sleeping, I was washing clothes in the bathroom, and doorbell is not working since last Saturday, I've phoned the electrician on the same day but who listens to me beta,' she said unlocking the gate. It was 10:30am and people here in Rohini keep their gates locked either its day or night because crime is increasing day by day.
Phone started vibrating in my jeans' right pocket when I was about to enter my room.
'Where are you?, I told you to reach within five minutes and you are still sleeping, you kumbhkaran,' the voice from the phone penetrated my head through my ears and I came out of my half sleepy mood.
'I'm sorry, I'm reaching in two minutes,' I said.
'Lallu, come fast, I'm not alone, I'm waiting with my friends, we are going to 'Once upon a time in Mumbai', the voice continued as I was washing my face in the washbasin holding my phone sandwiched between my left ear and left shoulder.
Yes, it was Tanya on the other side of the phone and she loves to order me to reach wherever she wants before specified time limit given by her. I washed my face, adjusted my long hairs as they had become rough after sleeping on the stairs. It takes only five minutes to walk to her college from my place but I took a rikshaw and asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw as fast as possible.
'Where are you, your two minutes is equivalent to the twenty minutes of ours, we have reached G3S, so reach there fast,' Tanya said and I asked rikshaw puller to take to G3S.
'She is Savvy, she Sakshi, and he is Rohit,' Tanya started introducing me as I was taking seat in the car next to Tanya. All of them started with the words like hello, hi, so I had to.
'Any of you know the way to M2K?' One Sakshi asked.
'Let me take staright,' she continued.
'Nope, take right turn from the red light,' Rohit said, who was siting on the front seat. I started recalling the shortest way to M2K that could save petrol but I failed to recollect because I use to go to M2K to deposit my Airtel bill by metro and then rikshaw every month. So I was quiet. Two girls Sakshi and Savvy started commenting on on each other but Tanya was quiet so was I . The girls were really sweet but I was concentrating on Tanya only, who was sandwiched between me and Savvy.
'Hey, adjust your legs,' I said to Tanya providing her more space by adjusting my legs, so that she could sit relaxing.
'Its okay,' she said looking at me. I looked at her into her eyes and started loosing my nerves as it happens to me whenever I look into her eyes. But we were not only the people siting in that car there so I avoided eye contact and started looking out of the window.
'Straight or right?' Sakshi asked near a red light.
'Straight,' Rohit said.
'Yeah, straight,' I said slowly. I started recalling the way but failed again.
'Hey, its Aggarwal sweets,' Tanya said as Sakshi took left turn from red light.
'Look there, my mamu lives there on the first floor,' Tanya continued pointing her index finger toward a building next to the Aggarwal sweets.
'What do you think?, your mamu is not coming here to see you,' Savvy said.
'Don't be scared,' she continued. I don't know why Tanya gets scared whenever she crosses sector-7 because I can still remember that day when we were going to M2K to watch a movie last month crossing sector-7, she was saying like 'if any one of my masi and mamu see me here no, then we are gone,'.
'Shut up Tanya, you didn't use to go to NSP with us because your dad's office is nearby, but you are roaming there these days,' Sakshi said. I started smiling after hearing this because it was me with who Tanya had roamed at NSP last time and I had posted all the stuffs in my blog.
'Hey, its not the way to M2K,' Sakshi said.
'Yeah, take left turn,' Rohit said.
'Bhaiya, where is M2K?' Rohit asked a rikshaw puller.
'How will a rikshaw puller know about M2K?' Savvy asked.
'Every one know about it,' Sakshi said.
'You both get down to take tickets and I'm going to park the car.............
'Yup, let me sleep,' I answered.
'Get up from there and reach my college in 5 minutes,' the voice vibrated my eardrums as if an earthquake was about to come and I got up blindly.
'What happened beta?' the voice reached from the back side of the gate as I felt on the gate while getting up fast.
'Nothing,' I said adjusting my feet.
'But it seems that you were sleeping on the stairs in front of this gate,' she said.
Yes, I felt asleep on the stairs as my aunty didn't open the gate after pressing doorbell twenty times.
'Aunty, I rang the doorbell many times, but you didn't come out to open the gate then I thought that you are sleeping and I was feeling asleep so I slept here on the stairs.
'Oh, I'm sorry, I was not sleeping, I was washing clothes in the bathroom, and doorbell is not working since last Saturday, I've phoned the electrician on the same day but who listens to me beta,' she said unlocking the gate. It was 10:30am and people here in Rohini keep their gates locked either its day or night because crime is increasing day by day.
Phone started vibrating in my jeans' right pocket when I was about to enter my room.
'Where are you?, I told you to reach within five minutes and you are still sleeping, you kumbhkaran,' the voice from the phone penetrated my head through my ears and I came out of my half sleepy mood.
'I'm sorry, I'm reaching in two minutes,' I said.
'Lallu, come fast, I'm not alone, I'm waiting with my friends, we are going to 'Once upon a time in Mumbai', the voice continued as I was washing my face in the washbasin holding my phone sandwiched between my left ear and left shoulder.
Yes, it was Tanya on the other side of the phone and she loves to order me to reach wherever she wants before specified time limit given by her. I washed my face, adjusted my long hairs as they had become rough after sleeping on the stairs. It takes only five minutes to walk to her college from my place but I took a rikshaw and asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw as fast as possible.
'Where are you, your two minutes is equivalent to the twenty minutes of ours, we have reached G3S, so reach there fast,' Tanya said and I asked rikshaw puller to take to G3S.
'She is Savvy, she Sakshi, and he is Rohit,' Tanya started introducing me as I was taking seat in the car next to Tanya. All of them started with the words like hello, hi, so I had to.
'Any of you know the way to M2K?' One Sakshi asked.
'Let me take staright,' she continued.
'Nope, take right turn from the red light,' Rohit said, who was siting on the front seat. I started recalling the shortest way to M2K that could save petrol but I failed to recollect because I use to go to M2K to deposit my Airtel bill by metro and then rikshaw every month. So I was quiet. Two girls Sakshi and Savvy started commenting on on each other but Tanya was quiet so was I . The girls were really sweet but I was concentrating on Tanya only, who was sandwiched between me and Savvy.
'Hey, adjust your legs,' I said to Tanya providing her more space by adjusting my legs, so that she could sit relaxing.
'Its okay,' she said looking at me. I looked at her into her eyes and started loosing my nerves as it happens to me whenever I look into her eyes. But we were not only the people siting in that car there so I avoided eye contact and started looking out of the window.
'Straight or right?' Sakshi asked near a red light.
'Straight,' Rohit said.
'Yeah, straight,' I said slowly. I started recalling the way but failed again.
'Hey, its Aggarwal sweets,' Tanya said as Sakshi took left turn from red light.
'Look there, my mamu lives there on the first floor,' Tanya continued pointing her index finger toward a building next to the Aggarwal sweets.
'What do you think?, your mamu is not coming here to see you,' Savvy said.
'Don't be scared,' she continued. I don't know why Tanya gets scared whenever she crosses sector-7 because I can still remember that day when we were going to M2K to watch a movie last month crossing sector-7, she was saying like 'if any one of my masi and mamu see me here no, then we are gone,'.
'Shut up Tanya, you didn't use to go to NSP with us because your dad's office is nearby, but you are roaming there these days,' Sakshi said. I started smiling after hearing this because it was me with who Tanya had roamed at NSP last time and I had posted all the stuffs in my blog.
'Hey, its not the way to M2K,' Sakshi said.
'Yeah, take left turn,' Rohit said.
'Bhaiya, where is M2K?' Rohit asked a rikshaw puller.
'How will a rikshaw puller know about M2K?' Savvy asked.
'Every one know about it,' Sakshi said.
'You both get down to take tickets and I'm going to park the car.............
Author of the thriller books: A Death in Kasol
Breaking up the Shackles
The Adulterous Husband
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