The Stud Slept With A Girl

'Go fast,' the rude voice reached my ears as I was shaking hand with Mandal after entering in my class.
Yes, it was the rude voice of the professor, who was teaching and I entered in the class late and started shaking hands with my stud friends.
'You are already late and now disturbing the whole class,' the prof shouted and I increased my speed towards the vacant last bench, after asking to join me at the last bench.

'How was your Jabalpur trip?' I asked Mandal as he was taking seat with me.
'Fabulous, it was incredible,' he started with these beautiful words with excitement as if he would have gotten treasure trove there that I saw in my dream last night.
'Wow, what happened there?' I asked.
'Let me explain you the whole story in detail,' he said.

Here it goes, how Mandal explained his tour in detail.

I took auto rikshaw after coming out of the Jabalpur railway station and asked him to drive to a good hotel. I asked for a double bed room at the reception of the hotel President. Then I changed clothes, brushed and took shower and started reading newspaper. Suddenly my phone started ringing and I saw it was Ashima's call. I asked room service about the visiting of the guests. Room service boy said that guest can visit from morning to 10:00pm, but the guest should me males only, and girl guest is not allowed. So I went out to meet her outside the hotel.
'Hey hi,' I said shaking hand with my girlfriend Ashima.
'I love you, I've come here to meet you only,' I said hugging her tightly. Then I called a taxi to go to Tagore garden, which is a famous lovers' park of Jabalpur.  I started matching her face with the photo that I've seen on her facebook account.
'Hey, whats going on here?' I asked Ashima.
'I don't know,' she answered. I stopped one guy and asked him that what's going on here as guys and girls were running towards the main gate.
'Police sirji, police have reached here, run fast,' the guy said and I folded my laptop and started running towards the main gate.
'Hey, what happened?,  you look totally nervous,' Ashima asked me as we came out of the Tagore garden.
'Nothing,' I said.
'Don't worry police always come here,' she continued as if she usually comes here with the other guys. We went to a coffee shop and eaten ice creams and then reached a nearby theater.
'Two gold class seats,' I asked at the box office. We entered the theater and saw very few guests there because the movie was Lamhaa.
We took our seats and the movie started and I started looking into her eyes. She was looking simply gorgeous and her eyes were amazing so I held her hands and started kissing them keeping my right arm on her shoulder. I kissed her cheeks, her necks, her lips but she started opposing the lips kissing. Bro is was astonishing.
"The ears of the whole class started concentrating when Mandal was describing his feelings like this".

I changed hotel next morning as only the male guests were allowed there. I called Ashima, took a taxi and reached other hotel.
'How can I help you sir?' the guy at reception asked me.
'I need a double room for one day,' I said to the reception guy.
'Who is she?' the reception guy asked pointing her index finger towards Ashima as she was standing away looking into an aquarium.
'She is my sister and we have come here for exam,' I answered. We were given room no. 108.
'Sir, if you need anything call me,' the service boy asked.
'Nope, we need nothing, we have to study a lot because we have our exams at 2:00pm, and don't disturb our study,' I said and the service boy vanished. I locked the door from inside and switched on my laptop.
She was looking perplex as she was lying on the bed. I kept the laptop aside and climbed over her suddenly. I started kissing her but she was not letting me to kiss her properly so I held her hands tightly and started kissing..........

Girls too Love Movies Based On Crimes And Dons!

'Hey, are you  still sleeping on the stairs?' the voice reached my ear as I received a call on my phone.
'Yup, let me sleep,' I answered.
'Get up from there and reach my college in 5 minutes,' the voice vibrated my eardrums as if an earthquake was about to come and I got up blindly.
'What happened beta?' the voice reached from the back side of the gate as I felt on the gate while getting up fast.
'Nothing,' I said adjusting my feet.
'But it seems that you were sleeping on the stairs in front of this gate,' she said.
Yes, I felt asleep on the stairs as my aunty didn't open the gate after pressing doorbell twenty times.
'Aunty, I rang the doorbell many times, but you didn't come out to open the gate then I thought that you are sleeping and I was feeling asleep so I slept here on the stairs.
'Oh, I'm sorry, I was not sleeping, I was washing clothes in the bathroom, and doorbell is not working since last Saturday, I've phoned the electrician on the same day but who listens to me beta,' she said unlocking the gate. It was 10:30am and people here in Rohini keep their gates locked either its day or night because crime is increasing day by day.

Phone started vibrating in my jeans' right pocket when I was about to enter my room.
'Where are you?, I told you to reach within five minutes and you are still sleeping, you kumbhkaran,' the voice from the phone penetrated my head through my ears and I came out of my half sleepy mood.
'I'm sorry, I'm reaching in two minutes,' I said.
'Lallu, come fast, I'm not alone, I'm waiting with my friends, we are going to 'Once upon a time in Mumbai', the voice continued as I was washing my face in the washbasin holding my phone sandwiched between my left ear and left shoulder.
Yes, it was Tanya on the other side of the phone and she loves to order me to reach wherever she wants before specified time limit given by her. I washed my face, adjusted my long hairs as they had become rough after sleeping on the stairs. It takes only five minutes to walk to her college from my place but I took a rikshaw and asked rikshaw puller to pull rikshaw as fast as possible.
'Where are you, your two minutes is equivalent to the twenty minutes of ours, we have reached G3S, so reach there fast,' Tanya said and I asked rikshaw puller to take to G3S.

'She is Savvy, she Sakshi, and he is Rohit,' Tanya started introducing me as I was taking seat in the car next to Tanya. All of them started with the words like hello, hi, so I had to.
'Any of you know the way to M2K?' One Sakshi asked.
'Let me take staright,' she continued.
'Nope, take right turn from the red light,' Rohit said, who was siting on the front seat. I started recalling the shortest way to M2K that could save petrol but I failed to recollect because I use to go to M2K to deposit my Airtel bill by metro and then rikshaw every month. So I was quiet. Two girls Sakshi and Savvy started commenting on on each other but Tanya was quiet so was I . The girls were really sweet but I was concentrating on Tanya only, who was sandwiched between me and Savvy.
'Hey, adjust your legs,' I said to Tanya providing her more space by adjusting my legs, so that she could sit relaxing.
'Its okay,' she said looking at me. I looked at her into her eyes and started loosing my nerves as it happens to me whenever I look into her eyes. But we were not only the people siting in that car there so I avoided eye contact and started looking out of the window.

'Straight or right?' Sakshi asked near a red light.
'Straight,' Rohit said.
'Yeah, straight,' I said slowly. I started recalling the way but failed again.
'Hey, its Aggarwal sweets,' Tanya said as Sakshi took left turn from red light.
'Look there, my mamu lives there on the first floor,' Tanya continued pointing her index finger toward a building next to the Aggarwal sweets.
'What do you think?, your mamu is not coming  here to see you,' Savvy said.
'Don't be scared,' she continued. I don't know why Tanya gets scared whenever she crosses sector-7 because I can still remember that day when we were going to M2K to watch a movie last month crossing sector-7, she was saying like 'if any one of my masi and mamu see me here no, then we are gone,'.
'Shut up Tanya, you didn't use to go to NSP with us because your dad's office is nearby, but you are roaming there these days,' Sakshi said. I started smiling after hearing this because it was me with who Tanya had roamed at NSP last time and I had posted all the stuffs in my blog.

'Hey, its not the way to M2K,' Sakshi said.
'Yeah, take left turn,' Rohit said.
'Bhaiya, where is M2K?' Rohit asked a rikshaw puller.
'How will a rikshaw puller know about M2K?' Savvy asked.
'Every one know about it,' Sakshi said.

'You both get down to take tickets and I'm going to park the car.............

One Night In Jail - 'Blog On Demand'

'Hey, hi, wearing shirt today,' Savlani said shaking hand as I entered the class.
'Yeah, looking cool no?' I asked.
'Nope, you are looking a complete duffer,' he said. 'I can't believe that you are wearing such a shirt with flowers' prints, what happened to you?'  he continued.
'These days I'm wearing shirts only because Tanya has told me that guys look smarter in shirts,' I wanted to say it to Savlani but didn't say after hearing his compiment.
'Come here, and sit with me,' He said as I was siting alone on the last bench.
'Can you write about me and what had happened to me in the jail in your blog?' he asked as I was taking seat on his right hand side.
'Of course, I'll,' I said.
'But you have to write the whole story in detail,' he said and the ears of the whole class started concentrating towards us.
'Yeah, thats my good friend,' he said smiling. I don't know why he was very happy to be publicized for his bad deeds as going to jail shows that he would have done any crime. After all he is my friend and all the guys in my group have their own way of living, so I love them all for the same reason.

'The volume of the speakers was touching its apex, we all the guys were singing with our maximum vocal power rhyming with the playing song, the car was standing on the red light, I had closed my eyes and was imaging myself as I was playing guitar with my head banging, then I heard the sound of the knocking of the window reached my eardrum and I opened my eyes suddenly. I turned right and saw a traffic police inspector was standing near the window of my car.
'What happened?' I asked the inspector.
'Reduce the volume first,' the inspector said and I turned the volume to zero.
'Its green now, let's go,' I said to the inspector.
'I can see, its green light, take the car in the left side of the road,' the inspector said and I stopped the car in the left side of the road near footpath.
'Hey, you all come here,' the inspector shouted raising his index finger towards four thullas.
'Open you mouth and breathe in it,' one thulla said me pushing the pipe of the Breathalyzer into my mouth.
'Release air with your maximum capacity into it,' the thulla said pushing that device into my mouth harshly as I was breathing the air in.
Breathalyzer is a device which is used to detect the alcohol content in your blood and it is used especially by the Delhi police for drink and drive case. Ranjan, the other stud was doing the same as I was because we know the technique to make the thullas full but it was inspector, who was standing next to me.
'499, Sir, the meter is showing 499,' the thulla said to the inspector showing the Breathalyzer.
'Thats like a good boy,' the inspector said me patting. I don't know why he was patting for it.
'Where is your license?' he asked me.
'Sir, I've forgotten it at home,' I replied.
'Thats great, where are the other papers of your car?' he continued. I went into car and took out the rest insurance papers and all and flashed them in front of him.
'Its a case of case of drink and drive, so we are going to charge a challan of 2000 bucks and go to home and bring your driving license here,' the inspector continued. I and Ranjan went to his home for his license because I didn't have it.

'Hey, they are going to park your car in the Keshavpuram police station, so reach there,' Rathi said me on phone. I and Ranjan reached the police station at 10:30pm, and flashed the licence to the inspector.
'Its okay, you can take your car's key tomorrow when you'll show me the receipt of the court order,' the inspector continued.
'Sir please take some money and leave my car, if I don't bring my car at home today, my dad will kill me,' I said showing few green notes to the inspector.
'Intelligent, giving me bribe, huh,' the inspector said.
'Hey, come here,' Ranjan asked me pulling my shirt.
'What?' I asked.
'Here is your car's key and the insurance papers,' Ranjan said to me.
'See, we are stealing car, and park the car at your place so that your dad wont know about  the challan stuffs and we'll park the car in the police station next morning, and will bring receipt from court and take the car from police custody,' he continued.
'What the fuck you are talking about, I can't steal the car from the police station and where have you brought the key from,' I asked Ranjan.
'I gave 200 bucks to a thulla and he gave the key, you don't worry, and go home,' he said.
'Nope, I can't,' I said.
'You asshole, this is the way can save yourself from your dad,' he said.
'Give me the key and wait outside at the other corner of the police station,' he said and vanished with the car key.

'Who the hell is driving so fast like a mad,' I sad to Rathi, who was waiting with me at the other corner of the police station.
'Drink and drive,' Rathi said smiling.
Yes, the black car was moving towards us with a speed of more than 100 kmph, and it reached us within few seconds.
'Hey, dogs, come in,' the voice reached my ears. It was Ranjan's voice, who was driving the car madly.
'Its my car, let's go,' I said to the Rathi and we jumped into it and the needle of the speedometer crossed 100 mark within few seconds and the we vanished from the police station. We reached home in half an hour and I parked the car at my tauji's parking, took rest for a while there and started moving towards my place.

I was about to sleep but the door bell started ringing at 00:05am and I rushed to the main door.
'What the hell is going on here?' I asked myself  and came out of my house. I saw all of my neighbors had gathered in front of my house. I saw Ranjan's parents in that mob and entered the mob.
'What the fuck is this, police, what are they doing here?' I asked myself.
'Come beta, Ranjan's parents told me.
'Wow, how are you mr. Gaurav?' the inspector asked me.
'Where is the car?' he continued.
'Seven years in the jail will be a real fun for you guys for stealing a car from the police station,' the inspector continued..................
I heard the voice of my granny, who was shouting like, I always asked him not to drive car, but who listens to me........

Chhote Ustad

Its good to see small kids performing on tv show either its DID li'l masters or Chhote Ustad or any other shows on the the channel like Colors, whose show I hardly watch. Every show has its own importance and the way they are presented leave a great impact on our society and our day to day life. I saw small kids come near my place to learn dance in the dance class is an example.


I hardly get time for these shows because I watch tv only when I go to my di's place for the dinner, so I love the DID li'l master show. Its quite hard to believe the dancing kids and theirs stunts and dancing techniques, but they do as easy as I can solve a sum of fourth class mathematics. I saw a show Chhote Ustad on Star plus today and I loved it a lot not because Omi Baidya, Chatur of movie 3 Idiots, who was the funniest in this movie and is the anchor here, but the kids who are not only Indian.

Yes, the talented kids from Pakistan are also invited for this show, and I can still remember the first show of these kids. It was shown that what's the lifestyle of the Pakistani kids. I saw the interviews of the kids' parents. Few were very excited, few were fearing to send their kids to an Indians show, few were crying due to happiness. The Chhote Ustad show is a Star Plus show, so its all the episodes are suited in Mumbai, where the Pakistani terrorists had killed a lot of innocent people. This is the reason why few parents were worried about their kids before sending here. One kid was saying that his Abba has left his Ammi after divorce, so he wanna do something for his Ammi (mother), and the statement of this 12 years kid really touched my heart.


'There is not any shortage of talent in our country then why should we call the kids of the other country to participate in any talent show in India, and how did the Star Plus dare to invite the kids from Pakistan, who are enemy..etc..etc.., This was the statement of the MSN leader Raj Thakrey in the Times of India. I don't know why, people hate the kids and blame them for the terror attacks. 


Whenever I heard about any step taken to make any peace agreement between India and Pakistan, I welcomed them from the core of my heart. I don't know I'm right or wrong but I say honestly that I can't blame the kids for any terror activity. Someone has said that kids are like gods, then why should we hate the kids.

We all are opposing the terrorism, and how can I forget the bomb blasts in Delhi, whose plan was plotted in Pakistan. But we can't give statement against the Pakistani kids. We love kids.....

Gunjesh Bond Blogs: Inception With Tanya

Gunjesh Bond Blogs: Inception With Tanya

Inception With Tanya

'Nascafe!' I said to Tanya pointing my index finger towards the Nescafe with excitement as if I've seen  it first time.
Yes, we were roaming at NSP and we had met after a long period of 10 days so we had decided to roam together for the whole day from 10:00am to 5:00 pm. But it was Tanya, who reached late by twenty minutes, so it was around 10:30am. Weather was cool so I decided to have a hot Nescafe cappucino and we went near the Nescafe.
'Two regular cappuccinos,' I ordered at the counter.
'I'm not having it, you have,' Tanya said.
'Why?' I asked.
'I don't like hot coffee because it burns my tongue,' Tanya said.
'Once I had it but it burnt my tongue,and I had stopped eating for a week' she continued. I took one cup and we started looking for a good place to sit. But it was NSP, where people love to sit on the stairs, so I asked her to sit on the stairs in front of a closed shop. It was 10:30am, so most of the shops were closed except a coffee and cigarette shop.

'On the stairs, I can't sit,' she said making an expression as if I had asked her to sit on a dirty place.
'Panipat college of engineering, hey, its an engineering college in this small shop,' I said reading the written stuffs on the top of a shop, which was being opened by a guard and a woman.
'Duffer, its an office of that college, its not a college,' she said.
'Sir, don't sit here, please go there because I've to open this shop,' one guard said pointing towards the other stairs.
'Let's go there,' I said sipping my hot cappuccino. We started searching for new place. I started showing her the place where I and my friends use to have our lunch.
'You people come here for lunch?' she said smiling. I don't know why she was smiling.
'Let's go to Haldirams,' she said.

'Wow, we can sit anywhere, so many chairs are empty,' I thought smiling.
Yes, we had reached the Haldirams.
'Let's go there, thats my favorite table,' Tanya said walking towards her favorite table.
'I need water,' she said taking her seat.
'I'm bringing it for you,' I said and went near a tap where it was written 'drinking water' in red paint. I brought a glass of water for her.
'Why are you smiling?' I asked her offering her the glass.
'Nothing, sit now' she said and I took my seat.
'What will you take?' I asked.
'Nothing, I had my breakfast at home,' she said.
'Butterscotch,' I said putting my index finger on the menu in front of the shakes' list.
'I was about to choose that,' she said.
'But I'm hungry,' I said.
'Take a sandwich for you, its sandwiches are better,' she continued. We went to the first floor and ordered our shakes and sandwich.
'Cute spoons no,' she said smiling looking at the small colorful fiber spoons.
'Yeah, take a pic of it,' I said and she started taking pics of those cute spoons.

'There,' I said walking towards a table in the last row holding the tray of the butterscotch shakes' glasses in my hand.
'Why there?' she flashed the question.
'Because we can talk and see outside from there,' I said as the table was near the transparent glass wall.
'Cartoon,' she said. I don't know why she made me cartoon for this simple reason as I love to sit from where I can see everything.
'When is our result coming?' she asked taking her seat.
'I don't know, have one sandwich,' I said avoiding her question because it was the fourth time, she had asked me about the results since morning.
'I can't eat, I've become fat,' she said.
'But you look sweeter,' I said.
Yes, she was looking simply amazing. She had gained more pound so she was looking complete. Her eyes were looking awesome because she had applied more kajal on the upper and lower part of her eyes, which was adding a lot to her milky white face. I was totally lost into her adorable beauty. I don't know why she was looking more dazzling beautiful today. Her eyebrows were looking ravishing, her pink lips were somptueux. Her hairstyle was lovely, I'm a big fan of her hairstyle, so I love to play with her hair whenever I get a chance to touch her hair.

'Sandwich,' the voice reached my ears suddenly and I came out of the pulchritudinous beauty.
'Ohh, I'm sorry,' I said.
'Its okay,' she said smiling. I don't why I said sorry to her. But it was really magnificent beauty siting in front of me, so that any one could have lost his nerves there.
'Cheers,' she said touching her shakes' glass with mine.
'Nice shakes,' I said.
'Results, I'm scared of my result,' she said adjusting her specs. It doesn't affect you but I'm scared, she continued.
Yes, I hardly care for the exams or results, but Tanya was sad so I started trying to make her feel good.
'See, you will get 71 to 76% marks this time,' I said guessing her percentage.
'I'm scared of my control engineering paper, I've gotten only 11 marks out of 25 in the internals,' she said.
'I know,' I said because I've her all subjects' marks in my mind, but have forgotten my own all subjects' marks.
'I think you'll get a back in this paper,' I continued.
'I know, I'll get it,' she uttered with sad face.
Oh my god, she was looking more pretty now, so I was loosing my control over my nerves again but I tried a lot to avoid and concentrate on the results stuffs.
'See, you have not gotten any back paper in the last three sems, so you won't get it this time, don't worry be happy,' I said.
'Let's see,' she uttered. I don't know why was she so weired about the results since last week.


'Two Inception tickets for the 12:10 show,' I asked at the box office of the Fun cinemas, NSP.
'5th and 6th seats in the top row,' the counter guy said.
'320 bucks,' he continued.
Tanya flashed the cash on the counter holding my hand tightly which was about to reach my wallet.
'Hey, what happened, let me pay,' I said.
'Nope, I've already paid,' she said. I turned back with the tickets and saw that all the eyes of the guys and girls standing in the queue were gazing at me as if I've committed a big mistake. I don't know why they were gazing at me and Tanya.

Happy B'day To My Son cont.....

We all entered the Chawla chicken resto and started taking our chairs. I put the d cake on the table and started asking for a lighter to light the candles.
'You ass, can't you wait for a while?' Savlani asked Verma, who was tasting the cake.
'Bhaiya, please give me a lighter,' Savlani requested a waiter but the waiters were so busy that they didn't have time to provide us a lighter.  We waited for half an hour then we started placing candles on the cake but Verma was still busy in licking the upper chocolate layer. The cake was brought by Savlani so something different was written on the cake. It was happy birthday- beta from papa.  We started rearranging ourselves on the respective chairs.
'Let my son sit next to me,' Savlani shouted as Pranav was siting with him. I don't know why Savlani thinks that Khurana is his son. Every thing was arranged on the table, the cake and  the candles.
We all started with the rhyme "happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to my Khurana". When we started clapping and the birthday song then the rest of the crowd of the Chawlas also sarted clapping and singing the birthday song, but it was Savalni, who was singing like "happy birthday to my son". When the crowd heard the son stuff, they started laughing loudly so we all.
'Hey, hold his hand,' I said to Savlani as Khurana was ready to cut the cake, after all Savlani was supposed to be his dad. Khurana has cut the half then Pawan, Vaid, and Verma started eating the chocolate cake. We all were mad about the chocolate cake. Savlani snatched half of the cake from Pawan's hand, then it was Verma, who attacked Savlani and got one fourth of it and shared with me. Then waiter was called and asked to clean out table as the whole table was covered with the melted chocolate. One idiot waiter was in such a hurry that he slipped the cake cover on my body. Savlani asked for menu and it took more than 20 minutes to decide the items' order, because it was the stud, who always ask all of us about our likings but he gives order according to him, so I was quiet there.

'Bhaiya, come here, one tandoori, one karai chicken, half lemon chicken, half butter chicken, and ten butter rotis,' Savlani ordered.
'Bhaiya, wait, one and half tanddori chicken,' Pawan said adjusting his specs. Then we all nodded. I and Verma ordered sour and sweet chicken soup, but Savlani asked the waiter not to listen to us.
'I'll pay my own for the soup,' I said but the waiter was not listening me as it was the direction of the so called stud, Savlani.
'I don't eat chicken, so please bring one daal makhni for me,' Pranav ordered.
'First bring tandoori,' Pawan ordered the standing waiter. It took 15 minutes and the order reached our table. It was Pranav, who was saying that he doesn't eat chicken, had taken three pieces of tandoor, Verma, me, Khurana, and Savlani, we all took two pieces each, but the plates of Pawan and Vaid were empty because no more chicken was left for both of them. Then Savlani divided that one and half plate tandoori equally to all of us. After finishing tandoori, the rest order reached our table and we were ready to attack the different kinds  of chicken. I took two two pieces of karai chicken without caring for the others and one butter chicken and one butter rotis, but it was Verma, who took one karai chicken piece from my plate. It was only Khurana, the birthday boy, who was eating like human, rest were eating chicken as if they have seen fried chicken first in their life.

'You ass, why don't you eat your chicken,' Verma said me as I was eating his chicken piece, but I hardly listened to him, continued and finished one piece. I and Verma finished first, but Savlani was still ordering half lemon chicken and ten rotis. I don't know why he was ordering this much, because I already had refused to take more rotis and Verma was about to finish. The extra order reached our table and Savlani and Vaid continued eating, and Pranav were clicking pics of both of the eating studs. Savlani was threatening me not to write about the dinner and his way of eating in my blogs.
'You ass, stay away from me,' Savlani shouted when Verma was teasing him with the napkin.

'Hey, what the hell are you doing, leave me,' I said when Pawan and Verma were snatching my phone.
Yes, I was messaging Tanya, and they were interested more in her messages. Pawan and Verma are more muscular than me, but I won at that time and didn't let them snatch my phone and I went out. They started shouting like true love and all that stuffs, when I was leaving for out.....

Happy B'day To My Son

'You ass, why have you not wished Khurana, today is his birthday,' Pawan said as I received the call.
'I'm sorry, I forgot that, let me wish him first,' I said.
'We are going to his place, be ready, Savlani is waiting in his car at Pitampura,' reach there as soon as possible,' he said and disconnected the call.
'Hey, the pig is asking for 20 bucks more bucks for petrol, otherwise he wont come at Pitampura, we have to go to nsp,' the voice of angry Pawan reached my ears.
'Okay, say him that we'll pay 20bucks more and when he comes and asks for money, then we wont pay,' I said on phone.
'Thats a good idea, bye,' Pawan said.

'Where are you?' I asked Savlani on phone.
'Kohat Enclave,' Savlani said and disconnected the call.
'The asshole, he is lying as he always do,' Pawan said to me as we both were waiting for Savlani near Pitmpura metro station.
'There is that dog,' Pawan said pointing his middle finger towards Savlani, who was waving his hand from his car standing other side near the red light.

'You ass, can't you reach on time, look into your watch, its 9:00pm, and we were reaching Rajori at 8:00pm,' I said Savlani taking front seat.
'Its not my fault, traffic is at apex at this hour,' Savlani said.

'Wow, dudes reached on time,' Verma said as I came out of the car.
Yes, Verma, Khurana, and Vaid were waiting at Lifestyle mall in Rajouri garden. I hugged Verma and wished Khurana his b'day.
'Hey, where is the cake,' Vaid asked searching something in the car.
'What the fuck, we forgot that, lets go and buy it right now,' Savlani siad. Pawan hugged Khurana wishing his b'day.
'Wow, awesome ass,' Verma said to me pointing his index finger towards a girl in white skirt.
'Can't you stop it?' I asked Verma.  Pawan and Khurana were discussing about something and me and Verma were walking inside the Lifestyle mall. Verma started scanning almost all sweet girls and was analysing the shapes and sizes of all parts of girls there. He then gave a flying kiss to a girl, who was standing with a guy at the first floor.
'You ass, stop it, she is with her boyfriend,' I said to Verma.
'Don't worry bro, they are on first floor, if they try to catch me then we will be on second floor then.
'How?' I asked.
'See, her boyfriend will try to reach us fast by escalator and we will fly to the second floor by lift', Verma said.
'Hey, come come, he showing how many messges Minny has sent to him since the midnight,' Pawan shouted and we snatched phone from Khurana's hands.
'What the hell is this, I kicked her and she started loving Khurana,' Verma said checking out the inbox of Khurana's phone. Verma started counting the messages, there were around 35 b'day messages in Khurana's inbox from Minny.
'This is called true love,' I uttered.
'True love my cock,' Verma said threw phone to Pawan and started walking away with me.
'Nice boobs,' Verma uttered when few girls were crossing us.
'Hey, what did you  say?' a girl from the group shouted back to us.
'Spongy boobs,' Verma shouted correcting the his previous words.
'Fuck off you dick head,' the girl said giving dirty expressions.

'Lets go, they have reached with cake, lets go to Chawla chicken,' Khurana said us.
'Nice cake, lets cut it here on the top of this car,' I said.
'Shut up you ass, Khurana will cut it alone,' Pawan said.
We reached Chawla chicken but it was full and there were no single vacant seat there, so we tried The Tandoor, the next resto.
'Lets go to another Chawala,' Khurana siad.
'Wow, its going to be a grand party, how much money you have brought,' Verma asked Khurana.

I Don't Cheat In The Tests

'Where were you, you are late, stay out,' the trainer said me.
'I'm sorry sir,' I said to the trainer.
'Where is your seat?' the trainer asked me.
'I don't know,' I answered.
'Look at him, he doesn't know, where is his seat,' the trainer shouted and every body started laughing at me. I don't know why they started laughing as I  didn't know my seat becaue I was late.
'Everybody is siting according to their roll numbers, but you go and seat there,' the trainer said me pointing his index finger toward the front bench.
'Sir, I can't sit there, because my roll number is in last, so I'm going to the back bench,' I said.
'I know, how much you have prepared for this test, go and seat there,' the trainer said rudely. I took question paper and sat with Vinay on the first bench. I flipped the question paper twice, but I hardly knew any answer. Even questions seemed strange, so I startd looking into my neighbours answer sheets'. I forgot my pen at home so I asked many guys and girls for it, but all were so sincere that they brought only one pen. Then I saw two pens in front of Manali, I rushed and asked her for one and she gave me one.

'Hey, show first one,' I said to Vinay, who was siting in my right hand side.
I started looking into Rachna's answer sheet ans started xeroxing all stuffs honestly, but the trainer has got eagle eyes, so he came near me and changed my seat and sent me to sit with one girl. I don't know her name. She is my classmate, but I hardly talk to girls in my class, so I don't know her name, because its quite hard to remember the names of all sixty guys and girls. But her writing speed was good so I started mine. The trainer was siting infront of me and was started shouting my name at an interval of 4 to 5 minutes, because my eyes were conentrating more on my neighbour's answer sheets'.
I started looking left, right, up and down, and I started staring at the outside people.

'Oh god, I can't see her answer sheet properly, because she was siting there on the front bench. I wish I would have some convex lenses in my eyes, so that I would have xeroxed her answer sheet,' I thought looking minutely into her answer sheet. But the figure, that she was drawing was clearly visible to me, so I drew all the lines and boxes on my answer sheet but I failed to copy the written stuffs, which were written there near all the arrows and boxes of that figure.
'If you would read honestly in the class then you would have written all answers on your own,' the trainer said me. If you are caught again then I'll throw you out,' he continued. He started throwing our some more studs who were interested more in their neighbours' answer sheets. They were Mayank and Mukesh. They were gazing at me as if it was I who was sending then out of the class.
'Can't you listen to me,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I'm sorry sir, I won't repeat it again,' I said.
'This is you last warning,' he said and game the answer sheet. I sat at my seat and put my left palm on my forehead so that the trainer couldn't see my moving eyes properly and started my xerox machine as fast as possinbe, after all it was last warning for me.
'You give your answer sheet, what do you think, I can't see you if you put your fingers on your forehead,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I've already crossed this age, so don't try to make me fool, go out,' he continued. I left the class because I've xeroxed 15 answers out of 21........

'Hey, the asshole also sent you out,' Mukesh asked me outside the class.
'Forget that, I've to leave for home, I've some important work,' I said Mukesh.
'Please arrange a bike so that I can reach bus stand,' I continued.
'Sorry bro, no bike today, the bike walah guy has already left for hime,' Mukesh said.
'You have to walk for half an hour to reach the bus stand,' he said me.
'Okay, lets go,' I said.
'We walked for ten minutes and tired, so we bought a coke and two glasses, and started waiting for lift. We asked many cars and bikes for lift, but no one gave us lift.
'Hello uncle, can you drop us near bus stand,' I asked one old man, holding a glass of coke in my right hand.
'No,' he answered. I don't know why people have become so mean and cruel, that we had to wait for long in that scorching sun.
'Hey, see, its stopped,' Mukesh said running towards a tempo.
'Bhaiya, can you drop us near bus stand,' Mukesh asked the tempo driver.
'No, but I can drop you on highway, because I've to go the opposite way,' the driver said and we both jumped in that tempo carrier.
'You asshole, can't you throw this fuking coke at this time?' I asked Mukesh as he was not able to come in and still was hanging with one of the rods of that carrier.  Mukesh got down near his place and I was standing alone in the back of that tempo carrier. The tempo dropped me on the highway, but there was no bus stand and the bus stand was quite far, so I started asking for lift again in that sun. No one was stopping there, even dtc buses were running at the jet plane speed there on that smooth highway. I waited for half an hour and finally one hearty truck walah stopped there.
'Where to go,' the truck driver asked me.
'Leave me at any bus stand,' I said.
'Okay, but where are you going,' he asked me opening the door.
'Rohini,' I said jumping into the front seat of that truck. It was quite high, so I tried twice but didn't reach.
'I don't know why the truck seats are made so high, I can't even jump despite being a regular jogger,' I thought...........

Dating in the Rain

'Hey Gyan, ask that bastard to wait near bus stand,' I said to Gyan.
'Where are you?' he asked me.
'I'm in rikshaw, and I'm reaching in five minutes,' I said and disconnected the call.
'Buddy, the ass is saying that he can't wait,' Gyan messaged me.
'What the hell is he doing, ask that pig to wait just for two minutes, I'm in auto,' I said.
Yes, I took auto near bus stand because the asshole driver was flying the college bus without waiting for the late comers.
'Bhaiya, that yellow bus, you have to catch that bus,' I said to the auto walah.
'But thats running faster than mine,' the auto driver said.
'Faster, huh, you look a stud bhaiya, and look at your auto, its new and shining, driver a bit faster,' I said.
'Hey, give your phone to that mother fuker,' I said to Gyan as the bus driver was driving faster despite knowing that my auto is after behind the bus.
'Don't worry, I'll request him to wait for few minutes near Vinay's stand,' he said.
'Shahib ji, I don't have change,' the auto driver said when I flashed a long red note to him. Then I checked out my wallet properly and found only 20 bucks and gave it to him, and started running towards the bus.

'Finally, I made it,' I said to myself after entering the bus, but the whole crowd were gazing towards me as if I had committed a big mistake by saying few more f words to the driver. The driver was so smart that he hardly listens to the late comers.
I don't know why I was so desperate to catch the bus today because I use to let it go daily and get an excuse for not going to college.
'Hey, I got it, first rikshaw and then auto and finally in my bus,' I messaged this to Tanya.
'Now you can't stop talking to me,' I flashed the second message to her while taking a back seat in the bus.
Yes, she had threated me that she would stop talking to me, if I miss my bus and don't go to training.

'Guys, who have not registered for nasscom, can go in the computer lab and register there, Divij, the leader announced.
'Thank god, we can't be bored, I said to myself.
I went to the net lab, but it was house full there and the students were treating as if they would be the toppers of that nasscom paper.
'Wow, nice weather,' I said to myself while looking out of window.
Yes, it was about to rain.
'Hey, lets go out to register for this nasscom, you go and bring bike keys from your friend,' I said to Mandal.
'Yes, you are right, we will register from my lappy by connecting your phone to use net on my lappy,' Mandal said and vanished to get the bike keys.

'What the hell is this, I've left my door unlocked,' Mandal said opening the door of his flat.
Yes, we reached his place and he found his door opened and when I asked for the reason then he said that he   drank a lot at night so his head was still roaming and left the door opened.
'Oh, battery of my lappy is gone and light is gone since morning,' he said while switching on his lappy.
'Hey, open the window, its going to start raining,' I said to him when I saw the stormy weather through the window panes.
'U wot duin abi?' this message came to my phone.
'Nuthin, m at ma frns plce,' I replied.
'Y, u not duin trnin,' the reply came.
'No, sir left us to rgistr for nasscom,' I replied.
'gr8, u need a bahana daily 2 skp  ur trnin,' the reply came.
'I'm nt tokin to u,' the reply continued.
Yes, I was talking to Tanya thorough message.
'm sory, pls dnt stop tokin 2 me, vil xplain u evrythin,' I replied.
'Cn v mt?' I flashed this message to her.
'Nope, I'm busy in gd, so I cnt cum,' she replied.

'Hey, show your phone, Mandal said to me and snatch my phone and started reading all the messages fo inbox loudly in front of me, then I tried to snatch my phone from his hand but he didn't.
'You both love each other the most, so sharing each moment,' He said smiling.
'Give me my phone, I'm leaving your place,' I said.
'How will you leave, its started raining outside,' he continued.
'Give me the bike keys, and drop me at the nearby bus stand,' I said coming out.
'Wow, look at the river, lets swim,' I said driving the bike into the water.
Yes. it rained heavily, so the water was every where as the sewage was full and was throwing the water out.
Mandal dropped me near the bus stand and vanished with his bike.
'Oh god, where will I stand, I said to myself because the steel roof was not there over the bus stand because the renovation work is going on every where in Delhi due to the coming Common wealth game. Then I saw a kid, who was standing there on the bus stand under an old fashioned big umbrella.
'Hey, can you share your umbrella with me,' I said to him replying Tanya's message in the heavy rain holding my bag over my phone.
'Why not, come in,' he said.
'So where are you going?' the kid asked.
'Pitampura,' I answered.
'You study in college?' he asked.
'Yes, I answerd.
' And what are you doing here, waiting for bus?' I asked.
'Nope, I'm waiting for my sister, who is coming from school, its raining no, she will get wet, so I came here,' he said.
'Why are you using your phone in this rain, the rainwater will go inside,' he said.
' I'm replying Tanya, if I don't reply then she will kill me,' I said.
'Tanya is your girl friend's name?' the kid asked.
'Smart kid,' I said rubbing his hair.
'Show her pics, I wanna see her,' he said smiling.
 'See my bus is coming, I'll show you next time, thank you,' I said and shook hand with that kid and started running towards the dtc bus. I don't know why these dtc buses' drivers stop bus away from the stand,' I said to myself running.
Yes, I wanted to show Tanya's pics to that smart kid but........................................

'Shahib ji, you all have to go by walking, because red light is not working and this traffic is still for the last few hours,' one conductor said from outside as I was siting in the bus and waiting for the traffic to be cleared for the last one and half hour.
'U whr?' the message came on my phone.
'I'm about to reach Pitampura,' I replied.
'Okay, the trainer is leaving us, so I'll reach there in 5 minutes,' the reply came and I jumped out that bus.
I started walking as I was running towards the red light and reached the nearby red light in ten minutes.
'I'm about to reach,' the message came.
'Bhaiya, Pitampura metro, I asked a rikshaw puller standing at the other end of the red light.
'How much?' I asked.
'Only 50 bucks,' he said.
'Its not fair, look there, the metro station is few kilometres away, and you are charging 50 bucks, I'll 30 bucks,' I said.
'I'm not going,' the rikshaw puller said. The phone vibrated again.
'I've reached, where are you?' the message came.
'2 mins more,' I replied putting my ass on that rikshaw, which was charging 50 bucks just for few kilometres.
'Pitampura metro?' One girl asked me, who was standing there.
'Yup, I said and the girl jumped in the rikshaw and sat with me.
'How much is he charging you?' she asked.
'50 bucks,' I said.
'These rikshaw pullers are luteraas,' we'll pay 20 bucks each,' she said.
'Nope, 25 each,' I said.
'I'm Nikita,' she said shaking hands.
'I'm going home, can't you reach on time, I'm going, bye,' the voice penetrated my ear drum and the call was disconnected.
I called and tried to convince Tanya but she was stuck to her decision to go home and disconnected the call.
'Who?' Nikita asked me moving her eyebrows.

'I'm going home,' Tanya said.
'Hey, you are looking dazzling beautiful,' I said to her.
'Thank you,' she said without making any eye contact as I was trying to look into her eyes....................

A Perfect Sunday Morning

'Wow, its raining,' I said to myself as I woke up due to cold air coming out of the room cooler. It was 5:00am. This Sunday will be a complete fun, I thought.
'Ohh my god, what the hell is this,' I said to myself as I got out of bed and my feet got wet due to water. I rushed towards the door to close it, but it was useless because water was there everywhere in my room. I suddenly ran towards the window, it was also open and water was coming in with a heavy flow. I closed it. 'What the hell is this, I mumbled when I my eyes concentrated towards my land line phone, It immersed completely in the water, I hold it for a while and put that again in the water. New papers were completely dipped in water as I throw them on the floor after reading. I stood there in the water for a while and came out of the room as it was useless to think about those wet stuffs.

'Ouch,' the voice came out of my mouth when I jumped seven feet of logged water to reach jogging track from the other side at the Japanese park.
Yes, it rained heavily at the night, so the water logging was there every where in the street, so in the park.
One old uncle was standing on one side of that water logging when I was taking few back steps to run and jump that logged water. First he tried to cross that but he failed, so he was standing there.
When I was siting there on the floor due to pain in my left leg, I saw that the uncle brought some bricks from nearby and was putting there in the water to make a way to cross that water without falling like me.
'Smart uncle, huh, why didn't he put those bricks when I was about to jump, did he want to teach me a lesson, ' I said to myself.

It started raining when I was jogging, so I lowered my jogging speed to enjoy the heavy rain. It was really a great experience to jog in that rain. The roaring sound of the thunder was adding a lot in that rain and the lightening was showing that it would be raining whole day.
It rained heavy in the night, so lesser people came there for jogging and walking. I saw few old uncles started running towards the rest room when it started raining heavy, but I continued jogging and reached the place where I do some exercises.
'Wow, its really cool,' a woman's voice reached my ears. Yes, there were three aunties who were mad about that rain like me. They continued their exercises. I saw a young lady walking under the umbrella. She was unique because she came with that umbrella as she knew that it was going to rain.

'Hare Ramaaaa, hare Krishnaaaa, the voice reaching my ears was going louder as the rain was turning heavier.
Yes, they were the yoga uncles as they do Ramdev's yoga daily, but it was different today.
'They are the real studs, they read new papers daily thats why they knew that it would be raining this morning as the weather department had already announced it earlier,' I said to myself.
Yes, they had come with music instruments to sing that hare rama and hare krishna. Music was adding a lot of sweetness in that loud and ugly voice of those uncles. 'Thanks to weather department,' I said to myself.
I finished my exercises in half an hour and was about to leave, but how could I leave that beauty of rain. So I started walking round the pond and saw the ducks were running towards the bushes, and a duffer crow was teasing them. The fountains stopped working as the god's fountain was pouring water over whole Delhi. The birds were chirping, sitting on the trees there. The street lamps started lighting, I don't know why because it was around 7:00am. Few fat aunties were still jogging in the rain as if they were about to loose more pounds today. Then suddenly my eyes went towards sitting chair near the bank of  that pond. I went and placed my ass there, and started streching my legs and lay my whole body there, keeping one right hand under my head as a pillow and the left on my chest and closed my eyes.  I started praying god for stopping the fukin time machine for few hours after closing my eyes. The water started entering my private parts, but who cares as the rain was becoming heavier and the sound coming out the falling rain water was going louder.

'Wow,' I uttered smiling when I opened my eyes to see my shoes as the water was entering inside it. The white Reebok's hexalite shoes was turning black. Yes the rain water was washing my shoes as it had turned white from black due to dust as I never washed it since I bought it........

I Always Wanted To Sleep With Her But........

Hey hi, a message came on my phone.
'I'm fine, but who gave you my number,' I replied.
'One friend, and forget it,' the reply came.
'Why have you changed you number, the previous number was better and you were using that for long time,' the reply came again.
'Forget that, hows you,' I replied.
'I'm fine, may I call you please?'  the reply came.
Hi, I said as I called after reading the last message.
'Hi, I've heard that you broke up with a girl, Tanya,' the voice reached my ear as soon as I finished the word hi.
Yes, I was talking to  Priya, who used to be my good friend in South Ex, but............

'How do you know about her,' I asked.
'You asshole, how can you be my good friend, you met a girl and didn't think to tell me about her,' she continued.
'I'm sorry for that, but who told you about Tanya,' I asked thinking that how this girl knows everything about me.
'Blogs, your blogs say everything about you,' she said.
'You read my blogs?' I asked.
'Yup, I like reading your blogs as you cover all of your new friends in that, but you don't have time to write even a single sentence for your old friends,' she said in said voice. Here starts her drama.
 'Okay, i'll write about my old friends too,' I said.
'Writing about old friends, huh,' the voice reached my ears.
'I'm arranging a party at my place as my mom dad have gone out of Delhi for a week,' she said.
'Wow, when?' I asked.
'Tonight, and reach my place around 8:00pm,' she said.
'Who else are coming?' I asked.
'Three more excluding you and me, and don't dare to be late as you used to be, bye,' she said and disconnected the call.
Yes, we used to organize frequent parties at her place during our IIT entrance preparation as her parents loved to stay away from home for longer time.

'Hi,' I said as the door opened.
'What hi, you dog, you are complete one hour late, and whats this?' she said pointing her index finger towards my legs.
'You beggar dog, can't you wear jeans?' she asked.
'Shut up you bitch, its quite hotter outside, I said entering the drawing room.
Yes, I had worn shorts because the mercury was crossing 40 degree centigrade.
'Where are other guys?' I asked taking seat on the sofa.
'None is coming,' she said.
'Then why didn't you inform me, it takes two hours to reach South Ex from Rohini?' I asked in an angry mood.
'Chill, Bhumika has a headache, Veer planned for disc suddenly, and Sid, the ass is having drugs at Rathi's place, and I was feeling lonely for the last few days when mom and dad left for Singapore,' she continued, siting on the spongy sofa on which I already deeped few feet down as it has more acceleration due to gravity.
'What the hell you are talking about, I've wasted my two hours to come here and if you were feeling lonely then why didn't you call Zara or Simmi aunty.'
Yes, Simmi aunty is such a nice woman, who always  live happy and try make many jokes which create a laughing atmosphere and she is a good friend of us.
'Just chill,' she said.
'Have it,' she said, lighting and puffing a Marlboro gold cigarette.
'I've quitted,' I said.
'Don't act as a kid,' she said opening a vodka bottle with an opener.
'Hey stop it,' I said snatching the bottle from her hand.
'So you are still a small kid and has not started drinking,' she asked. I don't know why she was saying me a kid as I'm a drinking, smoking, and doping free grown up guy.
'See, if you wanna drink, its good for you but drink few more bottles when I leave your place,' I said keeping the vodka bottle on the left leg of the spongy sofa.
'Can you please make a coffee for me?' I asked.
'Never,' she said pointing her eyes and finger towards the kitchen

'Why did you break up?' she asked seeping coffee.
'She was my friend, no tie up, no break up, and don't ask any more about her,' I said.
'You say, hows your going with Prithvi?' I asked.
'Forget that bastard, we broke up,' she said puffing the Marlboro gold cigg.
'Why?' I flashed the question as any one could have done the same.
'There was no future, the son of a bitch started loving drugs more than me, so we broke up on phone,' she said.
'Broke up on phone,' I laughed but controlled instantly as the tears started trickling down her cheeks.
'Hey, what happened, he loves drugs more than you, so forget him, you'll get some more cool studs,' I said offering her a napkin.
Oh god, she was looking dazzlingly beautiful. She wore a white shorts with small flowers printing and a long pink t, which was crossing the shorts. She was looking more white after falling down of tears from the bright eyes. How can she cry for that bastard, I thought.
'Hey, who is there, let me see,' I said after hearing the sound of the door bell.
'Wait, its Simmi aunty, she gives me lunch and dinner as mom asked her to take care of mine while leaving,' she said throwing napkin on the nearby table.
'Who is there inside?' Simmi aunty asked.
'None,' Priya answered.
'I've heard male's voice coming from drawing room,' Simmi aunty continued.
'I think you are half sleeping,' Priya said.
'Half sleeping, huh, here is daal, chapati, rice, butter paneer masala, and salad, eat all and don't dare to throw these into dustbin,' Simmi aunty said.
'Okay,' Priya said and shut the door.
'Why have you lied?' I asked Priya.
'You don't know her, if she comes to know that you are here at this hour then she will say everything to mom with adding more spices.
'I've to leave,' I said.
'Can't you please sit for ten minutes more?' she asked.

'Can you remember the day we kissed each other?' she flashed this question suddenly.
'Oh, how can I forget that day,' I said smiling.
'It was really sweet,' she said puffing another Marlboro cigg.
'Nope, it was tasteless,' I said............


'

Haveli cont...

Diary of Jane, Pawan shouted from my right hand side, when Verma was changing the songs continuously siting in the front seat.
Nope, DDLJ, one Shalabh, the stud, shouted from my left hand side.
Yes, we all five studs were loaded in the car, I was sandwiched between Pawan and Shalabh.
You, ass go and sing the DDLJ songs in front of Kajal, Verma shouted. These studs were shouting in the packed car because the volume of the brand new system was touching its apex level.
Can't you listen these songs, Pawan asked the stud.
He loves hindi emotional songs, Verma said smiling.

What the fuck is this, its a huge traffic here, Savlani said opening the gate.
Yes, we were stuck in a huge traffic just after few kilometers away from our college.
One Divij was clicking our pics from other car. His car was sandwiched between two heavy trucks.
Pranjal took two U-turns to get out of that traffic trap, but he failed and got more trapped between few more trucks. Pranjal was driving other car in which other five studs were loaded including Divij, the photographer.
It took half an hour to come out of that traffic snare and finally we reached the GT Karnal road.

Hey, don't you have the songs of DDLJ in this pen drive, Shalabh shouted again in Verma's ears.
The volume was still at its highest level, so i requested Verma to lower it down because it was irritating my ears and head, but Savlani interrupted.
Dude, I've chosen this latest Pioneer system only for its high range of volume and its cost is 25000 bucks.
25000 bucks cost doesn't mean that it should be played at its maximum level so that our ear drums could be damaged, I thought.
Isse kehte hain amir log, Pawan uttered into my ears.
You idiot, why don't you play some sentimental bollywood songs, Shalabh said again.
You pig, why don't you say that you are missing Kajal a lot, Pawan said smiling.
Yes, our stud or so called Hritik Roshan loves one Kajal, who is our classmate.
Oohh, don't make my fun, Shalabh said.
I'm not making your fun my bro, Pawab said taking Shalabh's phone from his hand.
Hey hi, hows you, I'm missing you, Pawan sent this message to Kajal from the stud's phone.
Its useless, don't message her from my number, I've already messaged her million of times, but she doesn't reply, I think she has my number, Shalabh siad in paining voice.
Hey, give his phone to me, Verma said snatching Shalabh's phone from Pawan's hand and started calling Kajal.
Please, don't call her from my number, its in roaming now, Shalabh started begging, but Verma loves to hear of himself only, so he continued calling but no one picked the call.
Raoming, I uttered.
Yes, we are in Haryana now, Shalabh said.

Look at them, they are not using AC of their car in this scorching heat, Verma said pointing his index finger towards Pranjal's car, when his car was overtaking ours.
 Pranjal doesn't take money for petrol from his friends, Pawan said.
You fuking asshole, can't you be shut up, he takes money from all of his friends, Savlani said turning back in his own tone of using so many f-words in a single sentence.
Yes, Yes, he takes, I know, I said forcing Savlani to concentrate on driving as the speedometer was crossing 130 mark.

So, you love Kajal, I asked Shalabh.
Yep, I love her the most, Shalabh said adjusting his specs.
Then why don't you propose her, I said.
Hey, he proposed but......., Verma said turning his head back.
Yes, Hritik Roshan has already proposed her twice but she refued him both the times, Pawan said clearing his throat.
Hey, see, you are like a bollywood star and she is just an average girl, so she would have thought that you can't love her for long time, thats why she refused you, Pawan said from my right hand side.
Yeah buddy, you are absolutely right, most of the senior girls love to talk to you, and you always keep yourself busy talking to them, thats why she refused.
I and Pawan nodded our heads.
Those girls like me, even some first year girls are trying to approach me, Shalabh siad.
Then, why are you running after Kajal, I asked.
Buddy, I love her the most, she is my heart beat, I love her, I love her, Shalabh started singing these sentences.
This is called true love, I think you both are made for each other, Verma said in a serious mood.
Yeah, you are right god made you both for each other, Pawan said.
You fucking d**k heads, stop making his fun, Savlani said again using his F-words.
I know she loves you, one day she will come to you and will say will you marry me, Savlani said....

  

Haveli - 1

Hey, lets go to have some paranthas in the canteen, Verma said.
I'm on fast so I wont eat, Savlani said when Verma asked him for money for the paranthas in the canteen.
Three paranthas reached our table, one each for me, Verma, and Pawan.
You ass, what the hell are you doing, you are on fast no, Verma screamed as the Savlani took one and ran away and he started running after Savlani.

Look at her, she is looking more white today, Savlani said as Minny Chopra entered the micro processor lab.
Oh, my love, I love you, Verma said giving a flying kiss from behind as Chopra was passing our table. Don't gaze at her, she is your bhabi, Verma said to Pawan.
Yes, Chopra was looking simply awsome in her brown short and grey t.
Look at her, she is siting alone, go near her, I said to Verma.
Not at all, let her realize my absence, let her realize, how much I'm important to her, Verma said.
You dog, what the fuck are you doing with these keys, these are not your balls, Pawan said when Verma was pressing the keys of the micro processor continuously. Verma loves to play with these keys, I don't know why as the alteration in the keys can alter the set program of the micro processor.
Yes, we were told to perform lab on the micro processor program, but Verma was playing with it.
Hey, look at the gay boy, Verma siad pointing his middle finger towards Savlani, when Savlani was discussing something with the trainer standing very close to the trainer.
Verma said it so loudly that all of the students heard so the Savlani. The whole lab started laughing.
You d**k head, you know who you are saying gb, Savlani said to verma and started kicking his ass.
Gb?, I uttered.
Gay boy, Pawan told me the full form.
Can't you hit me after sometime, she is looking here, Verma said directing his eyes towards Minny.

Sir, we are going out so mark our attendance please, one Divij said.
Nope, I'm not gonna leave you guys before 4:30 pm, I've to teach you many new stuffs in micro processor, the trainer said.
You the son of a bitch, I know how much you teach us, Verma said slowly but the trainer was good at his ears so he raised his eyebrows.
We are going, no one can stop us, Verma said again.
Okay, you guys can go but if management asks you about it then say that you people are going without my permission, the trainer said. We all flashed our signatures with roll number one a plain paper and left the lab for Haveli.
Hey, let me finish my lunch first then we'll go, one Dhiren said.
I should take a coffee, I said and rushed towards the canteen.
Buddy, wait for a while, let me finalize this fight for the money of petrol first, Pawan said.
We can't give extra money for petrol, Pawan said to Savlani.
Yes, Savlani had brought his car today, so it was quite tuff job for us to divide the money for petrol equally.
Hey, let me call Shalabh, so called stud, how can we go without him, Verma said and vanished. Shalabh is so called stud of our class, he thinks that he is no less smarter than the Hritik Roshan, the bollywood star and he is the real cause of fun for us.
It took more than half an hour to decide the money for the petrol..................

When You Loose Control Over Your Brain

What the hell will I do now, I thought running after my college bus, and the bus ran away leaving me there.
Yes, I was late today so the bus left me. It was very necessary for me to go to college today.
"Auto drivers want fare hike, threaten strike", fucking auto drivers, Delhi government should ban autos, I said siting on the bus stand. This was the headline of the times of india.
Excuse me, a young lady said siting next to me there.
I'm sorry, I said as I was reading the news paper loudly. Whats happening to me today, I said to myself. I forgot jogging today, I didn't sleep the whole night so my eyes were paining, the college bus left me, I was not able to concentrate on the news paper, I was totally upset. I left the bus stand as the eyes of that young lady and other people siting and standing on the bus stand were giving me dirty looks. I went near a closed shop near G3s and started concentrating on the news paper siting on the stairs of that closed shop, but it was quite difficult for me to read the news paper, so I sat there for half an hour and stood up to go to my place.
Yes, I was upset because Tanya was no more with me, she didn't message good night, so I was unable to sleep whole night siting in front of my laptop, she didn't message good morning today.  What will I do whole day at my place, I had to go to college today but the bus left me. Dii and Daksh had gone to Mumbai, oh god, help me, I was loosing control over my brains. I reached my place walking in half an hour, I was moving so slowly that it took so much of time as it takes only ten minutes to reach the bus stand from my place.

What the fucking problem is with this door and lock, I said to myself as I was unable to unlock the door, but it was not the fault of the door or lock because I was using the key of the main gate.
I entered my flat, and planned for the whole day because I had to be busy to avoid Tanya because we use to talk whole day and night but I was alone now, she was not messaging any text with the English verbs and subjects in the Hindi sentence with different smilies.
I cleaned my bed as I was feeling tired a lot. My bed was covered with the t-shirts, shorts, shocks, old news papers, chargers, towel, bags, useless papers which I threw there last night, the books etc., so it took twenty minutes to clean whole of the bed as it was a complete mess there.
Hey, I'm sorry, I was typing and deleting  these words on phone lying on my bed.
Then I took a bottle of vatika hair oil and started champi on my hairs as it helps me in sleeping well, but it hardly worked last night. I started calling my friends in college but I was not able to talk to them because of the network problem there. I pushed head phone into my ears and started listening music but the music was irritating my ears so I removed the headphone from my ears and threw it on the near sofa then I took out a novel and started flapping the pages of it but I was hardly focusing my eyes on these pages so I tried to fell asleep, and finally I slept for an hour and again got up and checked my phone but.............

I Like Someone Else But Still.....

Looking gorgeous, I said shaking hand with Tanya.
Only gorgeous, she said smiling with two dimples on her pink cheeks.

I opened the transparent gate of CCD and asked her to enter as I always do.
Thank you, she said siting on the chair which I pulled  back for her.
Can't you dress yourself properly, I asked her taking my seat.
Why, she asked.
Yes, when we entered the CCD, the eyes of the whole crowd were concentrated towards us as if they have seen a girl with guy first ever in their life.
"Its quite hot, the temperature is around 46 degrees C, and I feel relaxed in this outfit".
Yes, she was in relaxed clothes, a black sleeveless t and a check skirt, but the skirt was so short that it was catching the eyes of the whole CCD crowd.
So any dress code, she asked raising her eyebrows.
Nope, you look pretty in your relaxed clothes, I said giving a shameless smile. I wanted to suggest her some dress but she hardly listens to me.

So, hows your training going, I asked.
Good, I'm working on scada, hows yours going, she asked.
Not too bad, I said.
Waiter, come here with menu, she shouted pointing her index finger towards a waiter.
One hot and strong coffee and this this choco ice cream, putting her finger on the ice cream whose cost was 135 bucks excluding service tax.
The order reached our table within ten minutes, it was hot coffee for me and the 135 bucks ice cream  for her.
Hey, have it first then coffee, she said pulling my hand down as I was sipping my coffee.
I can't, how can I eat cold ice cream after this hot coffee, I said.
You cartoon, you've just sipped once and have not taken whole of the cup, so first have it, she said giving me spoon. I don't like to eat some clod stuffs after my hot coffee, but it was Tanya there, so I didn't have any other option.
Yummy, I said releasing the spoon from my mouth. It tastes really good when you eat an ice creams of 135 bucks. I saw a girl siting behind Tanya was looking at me, I don't know why, but I concentrated toward Tanya.
Hey, whats going on in your training, she asked holding ice cream cup in her hand.
It sucks, I'm not going from tomorrow, I said.
Why, you'll learn some new stuffs there, she asked eating the ice cream.
Yeah, but I'm not interested in that micro processor as its a part of electronics, I said.
Well, you are going to be an engineer and you don't wanna learn new stuffs, are you nuts, she said.
Yeah, you are right, but let me be frank, I miss you a lot there, I said.
Don't miss me so much, concentrate on your training, and I keep messaging you, so you have to go there from tomorrow, she said.
See, we are talking 24 hrs a day and meeting frequently but there is some network problem so I can't talk to you properly, I said.
What do you wanna say, she asked.
I'm not going there, I said.
You have to go otherwise I'll stop talking to you, she said.
Okay, I'll go if I don't miss my college bus, I said.

Look, its blue or green, she said mingling a green liquid stuff with the solid ice cream.
Thats green, I said.
Nope, its blue, she said. We started word fighting as if the winner will be awarded with the nobel prize and we started searching something blue or green which could match with the color of the liquid.
Hurrah, I win, she said pointing her finger towards a girl who had worn a light green t.
Yeah, you win, thats blue, I said smiling.
Why are you smiling, its me who won, she said.
Nothing, I just wanna kiss you, I said.
Yes, she was looking damn beautiful in her winning smile with two dimples on her pink cheeks.
I'll kill you, if you kiss me now, she said.
I'll love to be killed by you for a kiss of you, I said.
Are you nuts, stop your nonsense, she said.
Hey, see, I've some feeling for you, we are talking 24/7  and meeting frequently, and whenever I see you pink lips moving when you smile, I wanna kiss you then,
So what, she interrupted.
See, we are just good friends, and what will you do, if you come to know that I like someone else, she said.
I'll do nothing but stop talking to you and will break our so called good friendship, I was you good friend and still I'm, but its over, I'm no more your good friend, I said.
Can't you think straight, she said.
Go to the guy, who you like, and you have so many friends to have fun like this, bye, I said leaving half of the bill amount there on the table and stood up to leave.
What a bad bye, I'll also say you a bad bye, she said with a sad face..............

Training @ Fun

May we come in sir, Pawan asked, and we three guys rushed in the class without waiting for the reply of the trainer.

First day and late, smart dudes, the trainer said as we were taking our seats at the last bench. 

Stand up you all, I heard the voice when I was replying the sms of Tanya. It was trainers voice so we all three stud up.

Why are you late, the trainer asked Pawan. 

Sir, canteen, Pawan said.

And you long hair, whats your name, he asked me pointing his index finger towards me.

Sir, water, I was waiting near water cooler to drink water as the queue was long, I said.

Yes, I lied, I was out of the class only to message Tanya because there is a little network problem in the class.
This is the first class, so I'm leaving you all, but don't repeat it again, I'm very strict, the trainer said.

The trainer started with the word Micro processor and the students started gossiping as they always do in the class.
Pass Delhi Times, one guy said pulling my t-shirt as I was taking out the news paper from my bag.
Hey, second last page, one of the guys said and started fighting for  the second last page with the other.
I started with the first page avoiding the lecture of the trainer.
Hey, give your phone, I've heard that you have loaded it with some new porn videos. It was Mukesh who love to watch porn in class as if he didn't get time for it at his home.
Look at Minny Chopra, my love, how sweet she looks, Verma said snatching new paper from my hand.

Why you all are behaving like small kids, don't you guys wanna learn Micro processor, the trainer shouted so the whole class became quiet.
What are you doing, you stand up, the trainer said pointing his index finger towards and walking towards the last bench when I was busy in messaging Tanya.
Yes, we both are at different training centres but we keep messaging each other.
'This is my last warning, I'll throw you out of the class if you are caught again'.
Out of class, my ass, Verma said taking his seat.
Hey  Abhishek, what happend to you, why are you standing here, Gyan asked Abhishek because he was standing near our last bench as all the seats were full.
Hey, second bench, see there is a seat vacant, go and sit there, I said. Abhishek went there but hasitated but sat there.
Abhishek, Abhishek, I shouted once. Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek, whole class started shouting and laughing as if he was a cause of fun there. There was  a Sandy who was siting there.
Yes, Abhishek was the lucky guy who got a chance to sit with Chopra thats why whole class were on their apex of fun.

Hey, why don't you write blogs daily, I've become a fan of your blogs, Ashwani said smiling from side bench.
Yeah, his blogs are interesting, I also use to read daily, Pushpdeep said.
Okay, I'll try to write it daily, I said concentrating on the front page as the news paper was full of the news of the Bhpal gas tragedy.
Hey, I've heard that you have written a lot about Chopra, which blog contains the stuffs about her, Mukesh said chuckling.
We all started laughing at this topic and Verma came close as he heard about Chopra.
We will do practicles after lunch, the trainer said folding his laptop.
Yes it was lunch time
Hey, come with me, I've brought the cigg, Savlani asked me.
I'm sorry, I'm not coming with you, I said.
He has quitted smoking, Pawan said.
'Hey, what happend, you are changed totally, you didn't come  for playing pool and bowling yesterday,quitted smoking, whats this, you okay ?'  ....................

An Egoist Dad So The Son

Looking cool,  why don't you wear shirts regularly, Ankit said to me unlocking the door of the car.
Buddy, I don't like to wear shirts as it takes more time to button all the five to six buttons at the time of wearing and again it takes the same time while unbuttoning and shirts require press, which consumes high amount of electricity. So, I save time as well as electricity, I said smiling.
Yes, Ankit likes to wear shirts only but I prefer t-shirts as they don't require any time to button, unbutton and press. Ankit is my friend and my good neighbour, who is also a b.tech student of eee of ipu but our colleges are different.

Its quite hot and the AC of your car is still out of order, I said taking the front seat.
Yeah, I know, I asked dad for money, but you know him no, he said that there is no need of AC to drive a car. I've asked him several times but he gives me the same answer, Ankit said.
What type of company is that, I asked Ankit.
Its a small dvd factory which manufactures dvds, speakers ans systems, Ankit said.
Where is it, I flashed the second question.
Near Azadpur, he answered.
Yes, we were going to one day training in that small company  in this scorching sun in a ACless car. It was a small factory, so it took more than twenty minutes to nevigate that.

Ankit went near the gate  of a building and asked a guard about that small factory.
Another guard checked our body with the metal detector at gate while the other went inside for the permission.
You ass, what the hell are you doing with that, stop it here, Ankit said pulling my hand as I was checking out the metal detector that how that works, but I found that the metal detector was not working.
You both can go inside, the guard said.
Bhaiya, its not working, how you use it i said to the guard giving him that metal detector.
Can't you please shut your fuking mouth here, Ankit uttered into my ears.

Ankit touched the feet of the chairman of that factory, so I had to touch the feet, entering the office of the chairman.
Have seats bete, the chairman said pointing his fingers towards the two chairs which were on the other side of the table just opposite to the chairman.
Yes, the chairman was a friend of Ankit's dad. The chairman uncle pressed the bell and called a peon and asked him to bring snacks and Pespsi.
Oh, no uncle only Pepsi will do, no snacks, Ankit said.
So you are his friend, the chairman uncle asked me and started asking about me and my family as if he was interviewing me for a job.
What the hell is this, look at the tv, its so small, how beggar is this chairman uncle, can't he put a color tv on his table, I thought because the tv was very small and black and white but this small tv was showing the outputs of the cctv cameras which were placed in the workers' place.
I was scanning the chairman uncle's office carefully while Ankit was busy in gossiping. There were many capacitors, resistors, inductors, ics, bred boards and many electronics stuffs put on the table in small open boxes. Wow, how many things are here, chairman uncle is very rich and the chairman of our college is beggar, because there we have very few electronics goods and components, I thought. We both enjoyed Pepsi. Uncle again pressed the bell and called the peon.

Go and call our engineer, the chairman uncle said to the peon.
Mr. Sharma, go with these kids and show all the working procedures and answer them whatever they will ask, the chairman uncle said to the engineer.
We saw everything which we had read in our electronics books, it was a great feeling to see the procedures to make the electronic goods. We clicked pictures of many of the electrical and electronic components. The engineer was a gentleman so he explained everything nicely.
Sir, can you tell me about the future in this electrical and electronics engineering, Ankit asked.
 bete, its very important branch, you will get a job, I've a daughter and she is a first year student of ece in mdu, the engineer said.
Ssshhh, Ankit said holding his index finger on his lips as I started laughing after hearing the name of mdu.

We again returned to the chairman uncle's office and took our seats then uncle again ask peon to bring two Pepsi again.
Uncle, do you have any idea about the shops where the second hand AC are available economically, Ankit asked uncle.
Second hand is useless, why don't you buy new AC for your car, the chairman uncle said to Ankit.
New AC, huh, uncle, you better know dad no, Ankit said.
Yeah, I know him from our schooldays, the uncle said.
Beta, what is the future after this b.tech, how much will you earn after b.tech, the chairman uncle asked Ankit.
Around 25000 bucks per month, Ankit said.
Minimum 40000 bucks, I said interrupting their discussion.
I'll start job after MBA and will earn more than 50000 bucks per month.
Thats good, but why don't you think about your dad's business, the chairman uncle asked Ankit.
Uncle, please don't talk about dad's business, I've my interest in engineering as I like to explore and make  new things, Ankit said.
Its okay, first you complete your engineering then look after your business, the chairman uncle said to Ankit.
Uncle, I've some self respect thats why I've chosen b.tech, I know I can't earn more than dad but I'll get some respect there.
I don't wanna join his business and its my final decision, Ankit said.
The discussion was getting hotter but I was comfortable with that chilled Pepsi.
Beta look at me, I know your dad from childhood and he has struggled a lot in his life to stand his own business, and he doesn't want to loose his business, so that we all are saying to show your interests in your business.
Dad's business not mine , Ankit corrected the chairman uncle's words. I was interested earlier but because of dad's response I left that, dad used to scold me for a small reason in front of all the staffs and workers which hurt my self respect............


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Just Me & Her For The First Time

Kahan tak reach kiya?
I got this sms just after coming out of bathroom finishing my shower.
Yes, this was the message from Tanya. I don't know why she mixes the English verbs and subjects in a Hindi sentence while messaging, but the messages seem sweet to me and why should not.
I'm about to reach, you come out near your college gate, I replied.
Yes, I lied, how can meet her in towel, I thought as I just came out of bathroom and was drying my hairs. I sprayed the body spray and put on clothes quickly as I do when my college bus waits for me.

whr r u?, the message came again.
I didn't reply because I was selecting a chocolate from the cadbury.
Bhaiya, Bournville, I said to the shopkeeper flashing the cash to the counter and rushed towards the flower shop because one of my friends said that the girls like flowers the most.
What the hell is this, the flower shop is closed as it was 11:00 am. I tried the other shop but that was also closed.
The delhite shopkeepers love their beds more than their business thats why they are still into their beds, I thought. But this is not such problem in the South Delhi as the flowers are available from 7:00 am.
Yes, I've spent most of my time in South Delhi and I miss it a lot. I should try near Metro walk as I had seen some flower walahs there some days ago, if I'm not carrying flowers with me then I'll fail to impress her. My phone vibrated suddenly and my imaginations got broken.
Hi, I said receiving the call.
Look, I'm going inside, I've my practicle exam, we will meet later, the voice vibrated my eardrums and changed my mood suddenly.

Hey, I'm sorry, I'm in front of you, I said on phone, waving my hand from the other side of the road.
So, you are there, come this side, she said disconnecting the call.
Yes, her college is near my home, it takes only ten minutes to reach there from my place but I lost most of my time on those flowers' stuffs so I was a lil bit late there.

I'm Gunjesh, I said shaking hands.
I know, she said.
She pointed her eyes and eyebrows towards my hand as I was still holding her hand.
I'm sorry, I said releasing her hand.
Its okay, she said smiling.
Few guys were staring at us as if  I had committed a huge mistake there. I was loosing my controls over my nervous system and unable to connect my nervous system with the other parts of my body.
Where to go, I asked, reconnecting my neurons with the other parts of the body.
I've come here to say hi, hello, I've my practicle exam just after an hour, she said.

We started walking along the left side of the road.
You walk so quickly, please walk slowly she said overtaking me.
CCD, for the coffee, I asked her.
Nope, I said u no, I don't have so much time, lets go to G3s, she said.
Dominos, I said pointing my index finger towards the Dominos.
Okay, she said.

I opened the transparent Dominios' door and ask her to come in.
Thank you, she said siting on the chair that I pulled back to let her sit.
I took the front seat as it was a two seats table.
So, what would you like to order, I asked her.
Nothing, I had my breakfast in the morning today, she said.
Okay, I said and went towards the counter as the brands like Dominos, Mcdonald..etc don't like to provide the waiters facilities like the Indian brands' resto.
Two choco lavas, a coke and two glasses, I asked flashing the cash and returned to the table.

Messages, I said to her, taking my seat.
Friends, she said smiling.
The messages were coming at an interval of a minute so she got busy in messaging.
As she was busy in playing sms sms, I could see her properly.
The two dimples on her cheeks were adding a lot to her smiles which differ those smiles from  the normal smiles. The milky white complexion and pink lips with the round eyes fixed on that phone had forced me to fix my eyes on her face. The rebonding hair was the best matching on that round face. The dark blue T with the faded blue jeans were the perfect  match for her curvy figure. How can I forget the glisten of her nose pin which was reflecting light without any refraction.........

The Girl And The Japanese Park...(4)

Hey hii...
This was a message from an unknown number and it was an Airtel number.
Who's this, I replied .
Its me, you have forgotten me, the second sms came.
Verma, you ass, have you changed your number again, I replied.
Its not Verma this side, the reply came in microseconds. I thought it was Verma because he is the stud who uses airtel number among my friends and he changes his number every month.
Okay, then  who are you and stop creating any suspence, I replied.
Mr. jogger, have you forgotten that dance planet girl, the reply came is seconds.
Hey, Tanya, right, is it your number, I asked.
Yup, thats why I'm messaging from this number, why are you talking like a cartoon, she replied.
 I don't know why she had used the word cartoon for me as I've just asked very simple question.

Why are you not coming for your dance class for the last two days, I've not seen your white Honda city near my house, I asked.
So you were waiting for me, you are really a cartoon, she replied again in her origional speed of messaging in microseconds.
Yes, I was waiting for her from 6:30 pm to 8:30pm for the last two days. Its quite tuff to wait for anyone for such huge two hours leaving your all works pending but it was acceptable.
Mr. jogger, I don't have any dance class on Saturday and Sunday, she replied.
What the hell, how can I can I forget the days, I said to myself.
Yes, I had forgotten even the days as I was dreaming the whole Saturday and Sunday about this Honda City girl. I didn't take care of my studies. I hate to loose even a second for such a non-profitable waiting type stuff but it was a different case. I had forgotten everything for these two days as I didn't see her car near dance planet and started imagining about the reasons that why she didn't come and I had forgotten asking her for her number as I gave mine at the last meet.

Okay, and why have you not come today, I replied.
Are you still waiting for me there, she asked again with a smilie.
Yes, it was around 7:00pm and I was standing in my balcony and of course waiting  for this dance planet girl.
 Actually I'm not feeling well thats why I'm into my bed and  have not come today, she replied. We talked a lot through sms and still I was typing another one.
Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh... the voice reached my ears and my phone felt down from my hand suddenly.
Yes, this was the ringtone of my phone. I love this song of Nickelback thats why I've set it as the ringtone.
Hello, I said receiving the call.
What are you doing its 9:00pm, come for dinner, she said.
Yes, it was my dii's call.
I'm coming, I'm finishing the circuits and system topics, I said.
Come fast, I'm tired  so I've to sleep early today, she said disconnecting the call.

Hey, I'm sorry, I had to receive a call, so what were you saying about your college, I sent this sms to Tanya as fast as possible.
I was saying that you are doing  b.tech from ipu and me too and our branch is same, so we can be good friends, she replied in her own origional speed.
But our colleges are diffenrent, I replied.
Stupid, its not necessary to be in the same college to be good friends, she replied giving me another name.
Yeah,  I replied.
Message sending failed, this three words appeared on the display of my phone changing my mood suddenly.
What the hell my sms card is over now, and I hardly have any balance in my account, what will I do now its 9:30pm and this the time for closing of the shops.
I locked my door as soon as possible and rushed towards the market, but all the local recharge shops were closed then I saw a grocery shop opened.
Bhaiya, do you have sms card, I asked the grocery shopkeeper.
What sms card, he asked.
Airtel recharge vouchers, I said.
Nopes, I don't sell these stuffs as the profit is very less in it, he continued, pulling down the shutters.

The phone started ringing loudly with the same photograph ringtone.
What the f**k, I've forgotten to change the profile from normal to the vibrating outdoor.
Where are you, its 9:40, and I'm going to sleep so forget dinner today..........