Happy B'day To My Son

'You ass, why have you not wished Khurana, today is his birthday,' Pawan said as I received the call.
'I'm sorry, I forgot that, let me wish him first,' I said.
'We are going to his place, be ready, Savlani is waiting in his car at Pitampura,' reach there as soon as possible,' he said and disconnected the call.
'Hey, the pig is asking for 20 bucks more bucks for petrol, otherwise he wont come at Pitampura, we have to go to nsp,' the voice of angry Pawan reached my ears.
'Okay, say him that we'll pay 20bucks more and when he comes and asks for money, then we wont pay,' I said on phone.
'Thats a good idea, bye,' Pawan said.

'Where are you?' I asked Savlani on phone.
'Kohat Enclave,' Savlani said and disconnected the call.
'The asshole, he is lying as he always do,' Pawan said to me as we both were waiting for Savlani near Pitmpura metro station.
'There is that dog,' Pawan said pointing his middle finger towards Savlani, who was waving his hand from his car standing other side near the red light.

'You ass, can't you reach on time, look into your watch, its 9:00pm, and we were reaching Rajori at 8:00pm,' I said Savlani taking front seat.
'Its not my fault, traffic is at apex at this hour,' Savlani said.

'Wow, dudes reached on time,' Verma said as I came out of the car.
Yes, Verma, Khurana, and Vaid were waiting at Lifestyle mall in Rajouri garden. I hugged Verma and wished Khurana his b'day.
'Hey, where is the cake,' Vaid asked searching something in the car.
'What the fuck, we forgot that, lets go and buy it right now,' Savlani siad. Pawan hugged Khurana wishing his b'day.
'Wow, awesome ass,' Verma said to me pointing his index finger towards a girl in white skirt.
'Can't you stop it?' I asked Verma.  Pawan and Khurana were discussing about something and me and Verma were walking inside the Lifestyle mall. Verma started scanning almost all sweet girls and was analysing the shapes and sizes of all parts of girls there. He then gave a flying kiss to a girl, who was standing with a guy at the first floor.
'You ass, stop it, she is with her boyfriend,' I said to Verma.
'Don't worry bro, they are on first floor, if they try to catch me then we will be on second floor then.
'How?' I asked.
'See, her boyfriend will try to reach us fast by escalator and we will fly to the second floor by lift', Verma said.
'Hey, come come, he showing how many messges Minny has sent to him since the midnight,' Pawan shouted and we snatched phone from Khurana's hands.
'What the hell is this, I kicked her and she started loving Khurana,' Verma said checking out the inbox of Khurana's phone. Verma started counting the messages, there were around 35 b'day messages in Khurana's inbox from Minny.
'This is called true love,' I uttered.
'True love my cock,' Verma said threw phone to Pawan and started walking away with me.
'Nice boobs,' Verma uttered when few girls were crossing us.
'Hey, what did you  say?' a girl from the group shouted back to us.
'Spongy boobs,' Verma shouted correcting the his previous words.
'Fuck off you dick head,' the girl said giving dirty expressions.

'Lets go, they have reached with cake, lets go to Chawla chicken,' Khurana said us.
'Nice cake, lets cut it here on the top of this car,' I said.
'Shut up you ass, Khurana will cut it alone,' Pawan said.
We reached Chawla chicken but it was full and there were no single vacant seat there, so we tried The Tandoor, the next resto.
'Lets go to another Chawala,' Khurana siad.
'Wow, its going to be a grand party, how much money you have brought,' Verma asked Khurana.

I Don't Cheat In The Tests

'Where were you, you are late, stay out,' the trainer said me.
'I'm sorry sir,' I said to the trainer.
'Where is your seat?' the trainer asked me.
'I don't know,' I answered.
'Look at him, he doesn't know, where is his seat,' the trainer shouted and every body started laughing at me. I don't know why they started laughing as I  didn't know my seat becaue I was late.
'Everybody is siting according to their roll numbers, but you go and seat there,' the trainer said me pointing his index finger toward the front bench.
'Sir, I can't sit there, because my roll number is in last, so I'm going to the back bench,' I said.
'I know, how much you have prepared for this test, go and seat there,' the trainer said rudely. I took question paper and sat with Vinay on the first bench. I flipped the question paper twice, but I hardly knew any answer. Even questions seemed strange, so I startd looking into my neighbours answer sheets'. I forgot my pen at home so I asked many guys and girls for it, but all were so sincere that they brought only one pen. Then I saw two pens in front of Manali, I rushed and asked her for one and she gave me one.

'Hey, show first one,' I said to Vinay, who was siting in my right hand side.
I started looking into Rachna's answer sheet ans started xeroxing all stuffs honestly, but the trainer has got eagle eyes, so he came near me and changed my seat and sent me to sit with one girl. I don't know her name. She is my classmate, but I hardly talk to girls in my class, so I don't know her name, because its quite hard to remember the names of all sixty guys and girls. But her writing speed was good so I started mine. The trainer was siting infront of me and was started shouting my name at an interval of 4 to 5 minutes, because my eyes were conentrating more on my neighbour's answer sheets'.
I started looking left, right, up and down, and I started staring at the outside people.

'Oh god, I can't see her answer sheet properly, because she was siting there on the front bench. I wish I would have some convex lenses in my eyes, so that I would have xeroxed her answer sheet,' I thought looking minutely into her answer sheet. But the figure, that she was drawing was clearly visible to me, so I drew all the lines and boxes on my answer sheet but I failed to copy the written stuffs, which were written there near all the arrows and boxes of that figure.
'If you would read honestly in the class then you would have written all answers on your own,' the trainer said me. If you are caught again then I'll throw you out,' he continued. He started throwing our some more studs who were interested more in their neighbours' answer sheets. They were Mayank and Mukesh. They were gazing at me as if it was I who was sending then out of the class.
'Can't you listen to me,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I'm sorry sir, I won't repeat it again,' I said.
'This is you last warning,' he said and game the answer sheet. I sat at my seat and put my left palm on my forehead so that the trainer couldn't see my moving eyes properly and started my xerox machine as fast as possinbe, after all it was last warning for me.
'You give your answer sheet, what do you think, I can't see you if you put your fingers on your forehead,' the trainer siad snatching my answer sheet.
'I've already crossed this age, so don't try to make me fool, go out,' he continued. I left the class because I've xeroxed 15 answers out of 21........

'Hey, the asshole also sent you out,' Mukesh asked me outside the class.
'Forget that, I've to leave for home, I've some important work,' I said Mukesh.
'Please arrange a bike so that I can reach bus stand,' I continued.
'Sorry bro, no bike today, the bike walah guy has already left for hime,' Mukesh said.
'You have to walk for half an hour to reach the bus stand,' he said me.
'Okay, lets go,' I said.
'We walked for ten minutes and tired, so we bought a coke and two glasses, and started waiting for lift. We asked many cars and bikes for lift, but no one gave us lift.
'Hello uncle, can you drop us near bus stand,' I asked one old man, holding a glass of coke in my right hand.
'No,' he answered. I don't know why people have become so mean and cruel, that we had to wait for long in that scorching sun.
'Hey, see, its stopped,' Mukesh said running towards a tempo.
'Bhaiya, can you drop us near bus stand,' Mukesh asked the tempo driver.
'No, but I can drop you on highway, because I've to go the opposite way,' the driver said and we both jumped in that tempo carrier.
'You asshole, can't you throw this fuking coke at this time?' I asked Mukesh as he was not able to come in and still was hanging with one of the rods of that carrier.  Mukesh got down near his place and I was standing alone in the back of that tempo carrier. The tempo dropped me on the highway, but there was no bus stand and the bus stand was quite far, so I started asking for lift again in that sun. No one was stopping there, even dtc buses were running at the jet plane speed there on that smooth highway. I waited for half an hour and finally one hearty truck walah stopped there.
'Where to go,' the truck driver asked me.
'Leave me at any bus stand,' I said.
'Okay, but where are you going,' he asked me opening the door.
'Rohini,' I said jumping into the front seat of that truck. It was quite high, so I tried twice but didn't reach.
'I don't know why the truck seats are made so high, I can't even jump despite being a regular jogger,' I thought...........

Dating in the Rain

'Hey Gyan, ask that bastard to wait near bus stand,' I said to Gyan.
'Where are you?' he asked me.
'I'm in rikshaw, and I'm reaching in five minutes,' I said and disconnected the call.
'Buddy, the ass is saying that he can't wait,' Gyan messaged me.
'What the hell is he doing, ask that pig to wait just for two minutes, I'm in auto,' I said.
Yes, I took auto near bus stand because the asshole driver was flying the college bus without waiting for the late comers.
'Bhaiya, that yellow bus, you have to catch that bus,' I said to the auto walah.
'But thats running faster than mine,' the auto driver said.
'Faster, huh, you look a stud bhaiya, and look at your auto, its new and shining, driver a bit faster,' I said.
'Hey, give your phone to that mother fuker,' I said to Gyan as the bus driver was driving faster despite knowing that my auto is after behind the bus.
'Don't worry, I'll request him to wait for few minutes near Vinay's stand,' he said.
'Shahib ji, I don't have change,' the auto driver said when I flashed a long red note to him. Then I checked out my wallet properly and found only 20 bucks and gave it to him, and started running towards the bus.

'Finally, I made it,' I said to myself after entering the bus, but the whole crowd were gazing towards me as if I had committed a big mistake by saying few more f words to the driver. The driver was so smart that he hardly listens to the late comers.
I don't know why I was so desperate to catch the bus today because I use to let it go daily and get an excuse for not going to college.
'Hey, I got it, first rikshaw and then auto and finally in my bus,' I messaged this to Tanya.
'Now you can't stop talking to me,' I flashed the second message to her while taking a back seat in the bus.
Yes, she had threated me that she would stop talking to me, if I miss my bus and don't go to training.

'Guys, who have not registered for nasscom, can go in the computer lab and register there, Divij, the leader announced.
'Thank god, we can't be bored, I said to myself.
I went to the net lab, but it was house full there and the students were treating as if they would be the toppers of that nasscom paper.
'Wow, nice weather,' I said to myself while looking out of window.
Yes, it was about to rain.
'Hey, lets go out to register for this nasscom, you go and bring bike keys from your friend,' I said to Mandal.
'Yes, you are right, we will register from my lappy by connecting your phone to use net on my lappy,' Mandal said and vanished to get the bike keys.

'What the hell is this, I've left my door unlocked,' Mandal said opening the door of his flat.
Yes, we reached his place and he found his door opened and when I asked for the reason then he said that he   drank a lot at night so his head was still roaming and left the door opened.
'Oh, battery of my lappy is gone and light is gone since morning,' he said while switching on his lappy.
'Hey, open the window, its going to start raining,' I said to him when I saw the stormy weather through the window panes.
'U wot duin abi?' this message came to my phone.
'Nuthin, m at ma frns plce,' I replied.
'Y, u not duin trnin,' the reply came.
'No, sir left us to rgistr for nasscom,' I replied.
'gr8, u need a bahana daily 2 skp  ur trnin,' the reply came.
'I'm nt tokin to u,' the reply continued.
Yes, I was talking to Tanya thorough message.
'm sory, pls dnt stop tokin 2 me, vil xplain u evrythin,' I replied.
'Cn v mt?' I flashed this message to her.
'Nope, I'm busy in gd, so I cnt cum,' she replied.

'Hey, show your phone, Mandal said to me and snatch my phone and started reading all the messages fo inbox loudly in front of me, then I tried to snatch my phone from his hand but he didn't.
'You both love each other the most, so sharing each moment,' He said smiling.
'Give me my phone, I'm leaving your place,' I said.
'How will you leave, its started raining outside,' he continued.
'Give me the bike keys, and drop me at the nearby bus stand,' I said coming out.
'Wow, look at the river, lets swim,' I said driving the bike into the water.
Yes. it rained heavily, so the water was every where as the sewage was full and was throwing the water out.
Mandal dropped me near the bus stand and vanished with his bike.
'Oh god, where will I stand, I said to myself because the steel roof was not there over the bus stand because the renovation work is going on every where in Delhi due to the coming Common wealth game. Then I saw a kid, who was standing there on the bus stand under an old fashioned big umbrella.
'Hey, can you share your umbrella with me,' I said to him replying Tanya's message in the heavy rain holding my bag over my phone.
'Why not, come in,' he said.
'So where are you going?' the kid asked.
'Pitampura,' I answered.
'You study in college?' he asked.
'Yes, I answerd.
' And what are you doing here, waiting for bus?' I asked.
'Nope, I'm waiting for my sister, who is coming from school, its raining no, she will get wet, so I came here,' he said.
'Why are you using your phone in this rain, the rainwater will go inside,' he said.
' I'm replying Tanya, if I don't reply then she will kill me,' I said.
'Tanya is your girl friend's name?' the kid asked.
'Smart kid,' I said rubbing his hair.
'Show her pics, I wanna see her,' he said smiling.
 'See my bus is coming, I'll show you next time, thank you,' I said and shook hand with that kid and started running towards the dtc bus. I don't know why these dtc buses' drivers stop bus away from the stand,' I said to myself running.
Yes, I wanted to show Tanya's pics to that smart kid but........................................

'Shahib ji, you all have to go by walking, because red light is not working and this traffic is still for the last few hours,' one conductor said from outside as I was siting in the bus and waiting for the traffic to be cleared for the last one and half hour.
'U whr?' the message came on my phone.
'I'm about to reach Pitampura,' I replied.
'Okay, the trainer is leaving us, so I'll reach there in 5 minutes,' the reply came and I jumped out that bus.
I started walking as I was running towards the red light and reached the nearby red light in ten minutes.
'I'm about to reach,' the message came.
'Bhaiya, Pitampura metro, I asked a rikshaw puller standing at the other end of the red light.
'How much?' I asked.
'Only 50 bucks,' he said.
'Its not fair, look there, the metro station is few kilometres away, and you are charging 50 bucks, I'll 30 bucks,' I said.
'I'm not going,' the rikshaw puller said. The phone vibrated again.
'I've reached, where are you?' the message came.
'2 mins more,' I replied putting my ass on that rikshaw, which was charging 50 bucks just for few kilometres.
'Pitampura metro?' One girl asked me, who was standing there.
'Yup, I said and the girl jumped in the rikshaw and sat with me.
'How much is he charging you?' she asked.
'50 bucks,' I said.
'These rikshaw pullers are luteraas,' we'll pay 20 bucks each,' she said.
'Nope, 25 each,' I said.
'I'm Nikita,' she said shaking hands.
'I'm going home, can't you reach on time, I'm going, bye,' the voice penetrated my ear drum and the call was disconnected.
I called and tried to convince Tanya but she was stuck to her decision to go home and disconnected the call.
'Who?' Nikita asked me moving her eyebrows.

'I'm going home,' Tanya said.
'Hey, you are looking dazzling beautiful,' I said to her.
'Thank you,' she said without making any eye contact as I was trying to look into her eyes....................

A Perfect Sunday Morning

'Wow, its raining,' I said to myself as I woke up due to cold air coming out of the room cooler. It was 5:00am. This Sunday will be a complete fun, I thought.
'Ohh my god, what the hell is this,' I said to myself as I got out of bed and my feet got wet due to water. I rushed towards the door to close it, but it was useless because water was there everywhere in my room. I suddenly ran towards the window, it was also open and water was coming in with a heavy flow. I closed it. 'What the hell is this, I mumbled when I my eyes concentrated towards my land line phone, It immersed completely in the water, I hold it for a while and put that again in the water. New papers were completely dipped in water as I throw them on the floor after reading. I stood there in the water for a while and came out of the room as it was useless to think about those wet stuffs.

'Ouch,' the voice came out of my mouth when I jumped seven feet of logged water to reach jogging track from the other side at the Japanese park.
Yes, it rained heavily at the night, so the water logging was there every where in the street, so in the park.
One old uncle was standing on one side of that water logging when I was taking few back steps to run and jump that logged water. First he tried to cross that but he failed, so he was standing there.
When I was siting there on the floor due to pain in my left leg, I saw that the uncle brought some bricks from nearby and was putting there in the water to make a way to cross that water without falling like me.
'Smart uncle, huh, why didn't he put those bricks when I was about to jump, did he want to teach me a lesson, ' I said to myself.

It started raining when I was jogging, so I lowered my jogging speed to enjoy the heavy rain. It was really a great experience to jog in that rain. The roaring sound of the thunder was adding a lot in that rain and the lightening was showing that it would be raining whole day.
It rained heavy in the night, so lesser people came there for jogging and walking. I saw few old uncles started running towards the rest room when it started raining heavy, but I continued jogging and reached the place where I do some exercises.
'Wow, its really cool,' a woman's voice reached my ears. Yes, there were three aunties who were mad about that rain like me. They continued their exercises. I saw a young lady walking under the umbrella. She was unique because she came with that umbrella as she knew that it was going to rain.

'Hare Ramaaaa, hare Krishnaaaa, the voice reaching my ears was going louder as the rain was turning heavier.
Yes, they were the yoga uncles as they do Ramdev's yoga daily, but it was different today.
'They are the real studs, they read new papers daily thats why they knew that it would be raining this morning as the weather department had already announced it earlier,' I said to myself.
Yes, they had come with music instruments to sing that hare rama and hare krishna. Music was adding a lot of sweetness in that loud and ugly voice of those uncles. 'Thanks to weather department,' I said to myself.
I finished my exercises in half an hour and was about to leave, but how could I leave that beauty of rain. So I started walking round the pond and saw the ducks were running towards the bushes, and a duffer crow was teasing them. The fountains stopped working as the god's fountain was pouring water over whole Delhi. The birds were chirping, sitting on the trees there. The street lamps started lighting, I don't know why because it was around 7:00am. Few fat aunties were still jogging in the rain as if they were about to loose more pounds today. Then suddenly my eyes went towards sitting chair near the bank of  that pond. I went and placed my ass there, and started streching my legs and lay my whole body there, keeping one right hand under my head as a pillow and the left on my chest and closed my eyes.  I started praying god for stopping the fukin time machine for few hours after closing my eyes. The water started entering my private parts, but who cares as the rain was becoming heavier and the sound coming out the falling rain water was going louder.

'Wow,' I uttered smiling when I opened my eyes to see my shoes as the water was entering inside it. The white Reebok's hexalite shoes was turning black. Yes the rain water was washing my shoes as it had turned white from black due to dust as I never washed it since I bought it........

I Always Wanted To Sleep With Her But........

Hey hi, a message came on my phone.
'I'm fine, but who gave you my number,' I replied.
'One friend, and forget it,' the reply came.
'Why have you changed you number, the previous number was better and you were using that for long time,' the reply came again.
'Forget that, hows you,' I replied.
'I'm fine, may I call you please?'  the reply came.
Hi, I said as I called after reading the last message.
'Hi, I've heard that you broke up with a girl, Tanya,' the voice reached my ear as soon as I finished the word hi.
Yes, I was talking to  Priya, who used to be my good friend in South Ex, but............

'How do you know about her,' I asked.
'You asshole, how can you be my good friend, you met a girl and didn't think to tell me about her,' she continued.
'I'm sorry for that, but who told you about Tanya,' I asked thinking that how this girl knows everything about me.
'Blogs, your blogs say everything about you,' she said.
'You read my blogs?' I asked.
'Yup, I like reading your blogs as you cover all of your new friends in that, but you don't have time to write even a single sentence for your old friends,' she said in said voice. Here starts her drama.
 'Okay, i'll write about my old friends too,' I said.
'Writing about old friends, huh,' the voice reached my ears.
'I'm arranging a party at my place as my mom dad have gone out of Delhi for a week,' she said.
'Wow, when?' I asked.
'Tonight, and reach my place around 8:00pm,' she said.
'Who else are coming?' I asked.
'Three more excluding you and me, and don't dare to be late as you used to be, bye,' she said and disconnected the call.
Yes, we used to organize frequent parties at her place during our IIT entrance preparation as her parents loved to stay away from home for longer time.

'Hi,' I said as the door opened.
'What hi, you dog, you are complete one hour late, and whats this?' she said pointing her index finger towards my legs.
'You beggar dog, can't you wear jeans?' she asked.
'Shut up you bitch, its quite hotter outside, I said entering the drawing room.
Yes, I had worn shorts because the mercury was crossing 40 degree centigrade.
'Where are other guys?' I asked taking seat on the sofa.
'None is coming,' she said.
'Then why didn't you inform me, it takes two hours to reach South Ex from Rohini?' I asked in an angry mood.
'Chill, Bhumika has a headache, Veer planned for disc suddenly, and Sid, the ass is having drugs at Rathi's place, and I was feeling lonely for the last few days when mom and dad left for Singapore,' she continued, siting on the spongy sofa on which I already deeped few feet down as it has more acceleration due to gravity.
'What the hell you are talking about, I've wasted my two hours to come here and if you were feeling lonely then why didn't you call Zara or Simmi aunty.'
Yes, Simmi aunty is such a nice woman, who always  live happy and try make many jokes which create a laughing atmosphere and she is a good friend of us.
'Just chill,' she said.
'Have it,' she said, lighting and puffing a Marlboro gold cigarette.
'I've quitted,' I said.
'Don't act as a kid,' she said opening a vodka bottle with an opener.
'Hey stop it,' I said snatching the bottle from her hand.
'So you are still a small kid and has not started drinking,' she asked. I don't know why she was saying me a kid as I'm a drinking, smoking, and doping free grown up guy.
'See, if you wanna drink, its good for you but drink few more bottles when I leave your place,' I said keeping the vodka bottle on the left leg of the spongy sofa.
'Can you please make a coffee for me?' I asked.
'Never,' she said pointing her eyes and finger towards the kitchen

'Why did you break up?' she asked seeping coffee.
'She was my friend, no tie up, no break up, and don't ask any more about her,' I said.
'You say, hows your going with Prithvi?' I asked.
'Forget that bastard, we broke up,' she said puffing the Marlboro gold cigg.
'Why?' I flashed the question as any one could have done the same.
'There was no future, the son of a bitch started loving drugs more than me, so we broke up on phone,' she said.
'Broke up on phone,' I laughed but controlled instantly as the tears started trickling down her cheeks.
'Hey, what happened, he loves drugs more than you, so forget him, you'll get some more cool studs,' I said offering her a napkin.
Oh god, she was looking dazzlingly beautiful. She wore a white shorts with small flowers printing and a long pink t, which was crossing the shorts. She was looking more white after falling down of tears from the bright eyes. How can she cry for that bastard, I thought.
'Hey, who is there, let me see,' I said after hearing the sound of the door bell.
'Wait, its Simmi aunty, she gives me lunch and dinner as mom asked her to take care of mine while leaving,' she said throwing napkin on the nearby table.
'Who is there inside?' Simmi aunty asked.
'None,' Priya answered.
'I've heard male's voice coming from drawing room,' Simmi aunty continued.
'I think you are half sleeping,' Priya said.
'Half sleeping, huh, here is daal, chapati, rice, butter paneer masala, and salad, eat all and don't dare to throw these into dustbin,' Simmi aunty said.
'Okay,' Priya said and shut the door.
'Why have you lied?' I asked Priya.
'You don't know her, if she comes to know that you are here at this hour then she will say everything to mom with adding more spices.
'I've to leave,' I said.
'Can't you please sit for ten minutes more?' she asked.

'Can you remember the day we kissed each other?' she flashed this question suddenly.
'Oh, how can I forget that day,' I said smiling.
'It was really sweet,' she said puffing another Marlboro cigg.
'Nope, it was tasteless,' I said............


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Haveli cont...

Diary of Jane, Pawan shouted from my right hand side, when Verma was changing the songs continuously siting in the front seat.
Nope, DDLJ, one Shalabh, the stud, shouted from my left hand side.
Yes, we all five studs were loaded in the car, I was sandwiched between Pawan and Shalabh.
You, ass go and sing the DDLJ songs in front of Kajal, Verma shouted. These studs were shouting in the packed car because the volume of the brand new system was touching its apex level.
Can't you listen these songs, Pawan asked the stud.
He loves hindi emotional songs, Verma said smiling.

What the fuck is this, its a huge traffic here, Savlani said opening the gate.
Yes, we were stuck in a huge traffic just after few kilometers away from our college.
One Divij was clicking our pics from other car. His car was sandwiched between two heavy trucks.
Pranjal took two U-turns to get out of that traffic trap, but he failed and got more trapped between few more trucks. Pranjal was driving other car in which other five studs were loaded including Divij, the photographer.
It took half an hour to come out of that traffic snare and finally we reached the GT Karnal road.

Hey, don't you have the songs of DDLJ in this pen drive, Shalabh shouted again in Verma's ears.
The volume was still at its highest level, so i requested Verma to lower it down because it was irritating my ears and head, but Savlani interrupted.
Dude, I've chosen this latest Pioneer system only for its high range of volume and its cost is 25000 bucks.
25000 bucks cost doesn't mean that it should be played at its maximum level so that our ear drums could be damaged, I thought.
Isse kehte hain amir log, Pawan uttered into my ears.
You idiot, why don't you play some sentimental bollywood songs, Shalabh said again.
You pig, why don't you say that you are missing Kajal a lot, Pawan said smiling.
Yes, our stud or so called Hritik Roshan loves one Kajal, who is our classmate.
Oohh, don't make my fun, Shalabh said.
I'm not making your fun my bro, Pawab said taking Shalabh's phone from his hand.
Hey hi, hows you, I'm missing you, Pawan sent this message to Kajal from the stud's phone.
Its useless, don't message her from my number, I've already messaged her million of times, but she doesn't reply, I think she has my number, Shalabh siad in paining voice.
Hey, give his phone to me, Verma said snatching Shalabh's phone from Pawan's hand and started calling Kajal.
Please, don't call her from my number, its in roaming now, Shalabh started begging, but Verma loves to hear of himself only, so he continued calling but no one picked the call.
Raoming, I uttered.
Yes, we are in Haryana now, Shalabh said.

Look at them, they are not using AC of their car in this scorching heat, Verma said pointing his index finger towards Pranjal's car, when his car was overtaking ours.
 Pranjal doesn't take money for petrol from his friends, Pawan said.
You fuking asshole, can't you be shut up, he takes money from all of his friends, Savlani said turning back in his own tone of using so many f-words in a single sentence.
Yes, Yes, he takes, I know, I said forcing Savlani to concentrate on driving as the speedometer was crossing 130 mark.

So, you love Kajal, I asked Shalabh.
Yep, I love her the most, Shalabh said adjusting his specs.
Then why don't you propose her, I said.
Hey, he proposed but......., Verma said turning his head back.
Yes, Hritik Roshan has already proposed her twice but she refued him both the times, Pawan said clearing his throat.
Hey, see, you are like a bollywood star and she is just an average girl, so she would have thought that you can't love her for long time, thats why she refused you, Pawan said from my right hand side.
Yeah buddy, you are absolutely right, most of the senior girls love to talk to you, and you always keep yourself busy talking to them, thats why she refused.
I and Pawan nodded our heads.
Those girls like me, even some first year girls are trying to approach me, Shalabh siad.
Then, why are you running after Kajal, I asked.
Buddy, I love her the most, she is my heart beat, I love her, I love her, Shalabh started singing these sentences.
This is called true love, I think you both are made for each other, Verma said in a serious mood.
Yeah, you are right god made you both for each other, Pawan said.
You fucking d**k heads, stop making his fun, Savlani said again using his F-words.
I know she loves you, one day she will come to you and will say will you marry me, Savlani said....

  

Haveli - 1

Hey, lets go to have some paranthas in the canteen, Verma said.
I'm on fast so I wont eat, Savlani said when Verma asked him for money for the paranthas in the canteen.
Three paranthas reached our table, one each for me, Verma, and Pawan.
You ass, what the hell are you doing, you are on fast no, Verma screamed as the Savlani took one and ran away and he started running after Savlani.

Look at her, she is looking more white today, Savlani said as Minny Chopra entered the micro processor lab.
Oh, my love, I love you, Verma said giving a flying kiss from behind as Chopra was passing our table. Don't gaze at her, she is your bhabi, Verma said to Pawan.
Yes, Chopra was looking simply awsome in her brown short and grey t.
Look at her, she is siting alone, go near her, I said to Verma.
Not at all, let her realize my absence, let her realize, how much I'm important to her, Verma said.
You dog, what the fuck are you doing with these keys, these are not your balls, Pawan said when Verma was pressing the keys of the micro processor continuously. Verma loves to play with these keys, I don't know why as the alteration in the keys can alter the set program of the micro processor.
Yes, we were told to perform lab on the micro processor program, but Verma was playing with it.
Hey, look at the gay boy, Verma siad pointing his middle finger towards Savlani, when Savlani was discussing something with the trainer standing very close to the trainer.
Verma said it so loudly that all of the students heard so the Savlani. The whole lab started laughing.
You d**k head, you know who you are saying gb, Savlani said to verma and started kicking his ass.
Gb?, I uttered.
Gay boy, Pawan told me the full form.
Can't you hit me after sometime, she is looking here, Verma said directing his eyes towards Minny.

Sir, we are going out so mark our attendance please, one Divij said.
Nope, I'm not gonna leave you guys before 4:30 pm, I've to teach you many new stuffs in micro processor, the trainer said.
You the son of a bitch, I know how much you teach us, Verma said slowly but the trainer was good at his ears so he raised his eyebrows.
We are going, no one can stop us, Verma said again.
Okay, you guys can go but if management asks you about it then say that you people are going without my permission, the trainer said. We all flashed our signatures with roll number one a plain paper and left the lab for Haveli.
Hey, let me finish my lunch first then we'll go, one Dhiren said.
I should take a coffee, I said and rushed towards the canteen.
Buddy, wait for a while, let me finalize this fight for the money of petrol first, Pawan said.
We can't give extra money for petrol, Pawan said to Savlani.
Yes, Savlani had brought his car today, so it was quite tuff job for us to divide the money for petrol equally.
Hey, let me call Shalabh, so called stud, how can we go without him, Verma said and vanished. Shalabh is so called stud of our class, he thinks that he is no less smarter than the Hritik Roshan, the bollywood star and he is the real cause of fun for us.
It took more than half an hour to decide the money for the petrol..................

When You Loose Control Over Your Brain

What the hell will I do now, I thought running after my college bus, and the bus ran away leaving me there.
Yes, I was late today so the bus left me. It was very necessary for me to go to college today.
"Auto drivers want fare hike, threaten strike", fucking auto drivers, Delhi government should ban autos, I said siting on the bus stand. This was the headline of the times of india.
Excuse me, a young lady said siting next to me there.
I'm sorry, I said as I was reading the news paper loudly. Whats happening to me today, I said to myself. I forgot jogging today, I didn't sleep the whole night so my eyes were paining, the college bus left me, I was not able to concentrate on the news paper, I was totally upset. I left the bus stand as the eyes of that young lady and other people siting and standing on the bus stand were giving me dirty looks. I went near a closed shop near G3s and started concentrating on the news paper siting on the stairs of that closed shop, but it was quite difficult for me to read the news paper, so I sat there for half an hour and stood up to go to my place.
Yes, I was upset because Tanya was no more with me, she didn't message good night, so I was unable to sleep whole night siting in front of my laptop, she didn't message good morning today.  What will I do whole day at my place, I had to go to college today but the bus left me. Dii and Daksh had gone to Mumbai, oh god, help me, I was loosing control over my brains. I reached my place walking in half an hour, I was moving so slowly that it took so much of time as it takes only ten minutes to reach the bus stand from my place.

What the fucking problem is with this door and lock, I said to myself as I was unable to unlock the door, but it was not the fault of the door or lock because I was using the key of the main gate.
I entered my flat, and planned for the whole day because I had to be busy to avoid Tanya because we use to talk whole day and night but I was alone now, she was not messaging any text with the English verbs and subjects in the Hindi sentence with different smilies.
I cleaned my bed as I was feeling tired a lot. My bed was covered with the t-shirts, shorts, shocks, old news papers, chargers, towel, bags, useless papers which I threw there last night, the books etc., so it took twenty minutes to clean whole of the bed as it was a complete mess there.
Hey, I'm sorry, I was typing and deleting  these words on phone lying on my bed.
Then I took a bottle of vatika hair oil and started champi on my hairs as it helps me in sleeping well, but it hardly worked last night. I started calling my friends in college but I was not able to talk to them because of the network problem there. I pushed head phone into my ears and started listening music but the music was irritating my ears so I removed the headphone from my ears and threw it on the near sofa then I took out a novel and started flapping the pages of it but I was hardly focusing my eyes on these pages so I tried to fell asleep, and finally I slept for an hour and again got up and checked my phone but.............

I Like Someone Else But Still.....

Looking gorgeous, I said shaking hand with Tanya.
Only gorgeous, she said smiling with two dimples on her pink cheeks.

I opened the transparent gate of CCD and asked her to enter as I always do.
Thank you, she said siting on the chair which I pulled  back for her.
Can't you dress yourself properly, I asked her taking my seat.
Why, she asked.
Yes, when we entered the CCD, the eyes of the whole crowd were concentrated towards us as if they have seen a girl with guy first ever in their life.
"Its quite hot, the temperature is around 46 degrees C, and I feel relaxed in this outfit".
Yes, she was in relaxed clothes, a black sleeveless t and a check skirt, but the skirt was so short that it was catching the eyes of the whole CCD crowd.
So any dress code, she asked raising her eyebrows.
Nope, you look pretty in your relaxed clothes, I said giving a shameless smile. I wanted to suggest her some dress but she hardly listens to me.

So, hows your training going, I asked.
Good, I'm working on scada, hows yours going, she asked.
Not too bad, I said.
Waiter, come here with menu, she shouted pointing her index finger towards a waiter.
One hot and strong coffee and this this choco ice cream, putting her finger on the ice cream whose cost was 135 bucks excluding service tax.
The order reached our table within ten minutes, it was hot coffee for me and the 135 bucks ice cream  for her.
Hey, have it first then coffee, she said pulling my hand down as I was sipping my coffee.
I can't, how can I eat cold ice cream after this hot coffee, I said.
You cartoon, you've just sipped once and have not taken whole of the cup, so first have it, she said giving me spoon. I don't like to eat some clod stuffs after my hot coffee, but it was Tanya there, so I didn't have any other option.
Yummy, I said releasing the spoon from my mouth. It tastes really good when you eat an ice creams of 135 bucks. I saw a girl siting behind Tanya was looking at me, I don't know why, but I concentrated toward Tanya.
Hey, whats going on in your training, she asked holding ice cream cup in her hand.
It sucks, I'm not going from tomorrow, I said.
Why, you'll learn some new stuffs there, she asked eating the ice cream.
Yeah, but I'm not interested in that micro processor as its a part of electronics, I said.
Well, you are going to be an engineer and you don't wanna learn new stuffs, are you nuts, she said.
Yeah, you are right, but let me be frank, I miss you a lot there, I said.
Don't miss me so much, concentrate on your training, and I keep messaging you, so you have to go there from tomorrow, she said.
See, we are talking 24 hrs a day and meeting frequently but there is some network problem so I can't talk to you properly, I said.
What do you wanna say, she asked.
I'm not going there, I said.
You have to go otherwise I'll stop talking to you, she said.
Okay, I'll go if I don't miss my college bus, I said.

Look, its blue or green, she said mingling a green liquid stuff with the solid ice cream.
Thats green, I said.
Nope, its blue, she said. We started word fighting as if the winner will be awarded with the nobel prize and we started searching something blue or green which could match with the color of the liquid.
Hurrah, I win, she said pointing her finger towards a girl who had worn a light green t.
Yeah, you win, thats blue, I said smiling.
Why are you smiling, its me who won, she said.
Nothing, I just wanna kiss you, I said.
Yes, she was looking damn beautiful in her winning smile with two dimples on her pink cheeks.
I'll kill you, if you kiss me now, she said.
I'll love to be killed by you for a kiss of you, I said.
Are you nuts, stop your nonsense, she said.
Hey, see, I've some feeling for you, we are talking 24/7  and meeting frequently, and whenever I see you pink lips moving when you smile, I wanna kiss you then,
So what, she interrupted.
See, we are just good friends, and what will you do, if you come to know that I like someone else, she said.
I'll do nothing but stop talking to you and will break our so called good friendship, I was you good friend and still I'm, but its over, I'm no more your good friend, I said.
Can't you think straight, she said.
Go to the guy, who you like, and you have so many friends to have fun like this, bye, I said leaving half of the bill amount there on the table and stood up to leave.
What a bad bye, I'll also say you a bad bye, she said with a sad face..............

Training @ Fun

May we come in sir, Pawan asked, and we three guys rushed in the class without waiting for the reply of the trainer.

First day and late, smart dudes, the trainer said as we were taking our seats at the last bench. 

Stand up you all, I heard the voice when I was replying the sms of Tanya. It was trainers voice so we all three stud up.

Why are you late, the trainer asked Pawan. 

Sir, canteen, Pawan said.

And you long hair, whats your name, he asked me pointing his index finger towards me.

Sir, water, I was waiting near water cooler to drink water as the queue was long, I said.

Yes, I lied, I was out of the class only to message Tanya because there is a little network problem in the class.
This is the first class, so I'm leaving you all, but don't repeat it again, I'm very strict, the trainer said.

The trainer started with the word Micro processor and the students started gossiping as they always do in the class.
Pass Delhi Times, one guy said pulling my t-shirt as I was taking out the news paper from my bag.
Hey, second last page, one of the guys said and started fighting for  the second last page with the other.
I started with the first page avoiding the lecture of the trainer.
Hey, give your phone, I've heard that you have loaded it with some new porn videos. It was Mukesh who love to watch porn in class as if he didn't get time for it at his home.
Look at Minny Chopra, my love, how sweet she looks, Verma said snatching new paper from my hand.

Why you all are behaving like small kids, don't you guys wanna learn Micro processor, the trainer shouted so the whole class became quiet.
What are you doing, you stand up, the trainer said pointing his index finger towards and walking towards the last bench when I was busy in messaging Tanya.
Yes, we both are at different training centres but we keep messaging each other.
'This is my last warning, I'll throw you out of the class if you are caught again'.
Out of class, my ass, Verma said taking his seat.
Hey  Abhishek, what happend to you, why are you standing here, Gyan asked Abhishek because he was standing near our last bench as all the seats were full.
Hey, second bench, see there is a seat vacant, go and sit there, I said. Abhishek went there but hasitated but sat there.
Abhishek, Abhishek, I shouted once. Abhishek Abhishek Abhishek, whole class started shouting and laughing as if he was a cause of fun there. There was  a Sandy who was siting there.
Yes, Abhishek was the lucky guy who got a chance to sit with Chopra thats why whole class were on their apex of fun.

Hey, why don't you write blogs daily, I've become a fan of your blogs, Ashwani said smiling from side bench.
Yeah, his blogs are interesting, I also use to read daily, Pushpdeep said.
Okay, I'll try to write it daily, I said concentrating on the front page as the news paper was full of the news of the Bhpal gas tragedy.
Hey, I've heard that you have written a lot about Chopra, which blog contains the stuffs about her, Mukesh said chuckling.
We all started laughing at this topic and Verma came close as he heard about Chopra.
We will do practicles after lunch, the trainer said folding his laptop.
Yes it was lunch time
Hey, come with me, I've brought the cigg, Savlani asked me.
I'm sorry, I'm not coming with you, I said.
He has quitted smoking, Pawan said.
'Hey, what happend, you are changed totally, you didn't come  for playing pool and bowling yesterday,quitted smoking, whats this, you okay ?'  ....................

An Egoist Dad So The Son

Looking cool,  why don't you wear shirts regularly, Ankit said to me unlocking the door of the car.
Buddy, I don't like to wear shirts as it takes more time to button all the five to six buttons at the time of wearing and again it takes the same time while unbuttoning and shirts require press, which consumes high amount of electricity. So, I save time as well as electricity, I said smiling.
Yes, Ankit likes to wear shirts only but I prefer t-shirts as they don't require any time to button, unbutton and press. Ankit is my friend and my good neighbour, who is also a b.tech student of eee of ipu but our colleges are different.

Its quite hot and the AC of your car is still out of order, I said taking the front seat.
Yeah, I know, I asked dad for money, but you know him no, he said that there is no need of AC to drive a car. I've asked him several times but he gives me the same answer, Ankit said.
What type of company is that, I asked Ankit.
Its a small dvd factory which manufactures dvds, speakers ans systems, Ankit said.
Where is it, I flashed the second question.
Near Azadpur, he answered.
Yes, we were going to one day training in that small company  in this scorching sun in a ACless car. It was a small factory, so it took more than twenty minutes to nevigate that.

Ankit went near the gate  of a building and asked a guard about that small factory.
Another guard checked our body with the metal detector at gate while the other went inside for the permission.
You ass, what the hell are you doing with that, stop it here, Ankit said pulling my hand as I was checking out the metal detector that how that works, but I found that the metal detector was not working.
You both can go inside, the guard said.
Bhaiya, its not working, how you use it i said to the guard giving him that metal detector.
Can't you please shut your fuking mouth here, Ankit uttered into my ears.

Ankit touched the feet of the chairman of that factory, so I had to touch the feet, entering the office of the chairman.
Have seats bete, the chairman said pointing his fingers towards the two chairs which were on the other side of the table just opposite to the chairman.
Yes, the chairman was a friend of Ankit's dad. The chairman uncle pressed the bell and called a peon and asked him to bring snacks and Pespsi.
Oh, no uncle only Pepsi will do, no snacks, Ankit said.
So you are his friend, the chairman uncle asked me and started asking about me and my family as if he was interviewing me for a job.
What the hell is this, look at the tv, its so small, how beggar is this chairman uncle, can't he put a color tv on his table, I thought because the tv was very small and black and white but this small tv was showing the outputs of the cctv cameras which were placed in the workers' place.
I was scanning the chairman uncle's office carefully while Ankit was busy in gossiping. There were many capacitors, resistors, inductors, ics, bred boards and many electronics stuffs put on the table in small open boxes. Wow, how many things are here, chairman uncle is very rich and the chairman of our college is beggar, because there we have very few electronics goods and components, I thought. We both enjoyed Pepsi. Uncle again pressed the bell and called the peon.

Go and call our engineer, the chairman uncle said to the peon.
Mr. Sharma, go with these kids and show all the working procedures and answer them whatever they will ask, the chairman uncle said to the engineer.
We saw everything which we had read in our electronics books, it was a great feeling to see the procedures to make the electronic goods. We clicked pictures of many of the electrical and electronic components. The engineer was a gentleman so he explained everything nicely.
Sir, can you tell me about the future in this electrical and electronics engineering, Ankit asked.
 bete, its very important branch, you will get a job, I've a daughter and she is a first year student of ece in mdu, the engineer said.
Ssshhh, Ankit said holding his index finger on his lips as I started laughing after hearing the name of mdu.

We again returned to the chairman uncle's office and took our seats then uncle again ask peon to bring two Pepsi again.
Uncle, do you have any idea about the shops where the second hand AC are available economically, Ankit asked uncle.
Second hand is useless, why don't you buy new AC for your car, the chairman uncle said to Ankit.
New AC, huh, uncle, you better know dad no, Ankit said.
Yeah, I know him from our schooldays, the uncle said.
Beta, what is the future after this b.tech, how much will you earn after b.tech, the chairman uncle asked Ankit.
Around 25000 bucks per month, Ankit said.
Minimum 40000 bucks, I said interrupting their discussion.
I'll start job after MBA and will earn more than 50000 bucks per month.
Thats good, but why don't you think about your dad's business, the chairman uncle asked Ankit.
Uncle, please don't talk about dad's business, I've my interest in engineering as I like to explore and make  new things, Ankit said.
Its okay, first you complete your engineering then look after your business, the chairman uncle said to Ankit.
Uncle, I've some self respect thats why I've chosen b.tech, I know I can't earn more than dad but I'll get some respect there.
I don't wanna join his business and its my final decision, Ankit said.
The discussion was getting hotter but I was comfortable with that chilled Pepsi.
Beta look at me, I know your dad from childhood and he has struggled a lot in his life to stand his own business, and he doesn't want to loose his business, so that we all are saying to show your interests in your business.
Dad's business not mine , Ankit corrected the chairman uncle's words. I was interested earlier but because of dad's response I left that, dad used to scold me for a small reason in front of all the staffs and workers which hurt my self respect............


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Just Me & Her For The First Time

Kahan tak reach kiya?
I got this sms just after coming out of bathroom finishing my shower.
Yes, this was the message from Tanya. I don't know why she mixes the English verbs and subjects in a Hindi sentence while messaging, but the messages seem sweet to me and why should not.
I'm about to reach, you come out near your college gate, I replied.
Yes, I lied, how can meet her in towel, I thought as I just came out of bathroom and was drying my hairs. I sprayed the body spray and put on clothes quickly as I do when my college bus waits for me.

whr r u?, the message came again.
I didn't reply because I was selecting a chocolate from the cadbury.
Bhaiya, Bournville, I said to the shopkeeper flashing the cash to the counter and rushed towards the flower shop because one of my friends said that the girls like flowers the most.
What the hell is this, the flower shop is closed as it was 11:00 am. I tried the other shop but that was also closed.
The delhite shopkeepers love their beds more than their business thats why they are still into their beds, I thought. But this is not such problem in the South Delhi as the flowers are available from 7:00 am.
Yes, I've spent most of my time in South Delhi and I miss it a lot. I should try near Metro walk as I had seen some flower walahs there some days ago, if I'm not carrying flowers with me then I'll fail to impress her. My phone vibrated suddenly and my imaginations got broken.
Hi, I said receiving the call.
Look, I'm going inside, I've my practicle exam, we will meet later, the voice vibrated my eardrums and changed my mood suddenly.

Hey, I'm sorry, I'm in front of you, I said on phone, waving my hand from the other side of the road.
So, you are there, come this side, she said disconnecting the call.
Yes, her college is near my home, it takes only ten minutes to reach there from my place but I lost most of my time on those flowers' stuffs so I was a lil bit late there.

I'm Gunjesh, I said shaking hands.
I know, she said.
She pointed her eyes and eyebrows towards my hand as I was still holding her hand.
I'm sorry, I said releasing her hand.
Its okay, she said smiling.
Few guys were staring at us as if  I had committed a huge mistake there. I was loosing my controls over my nervous system and unable to connect my nervous system with the other parts of my body.
Where to go, I asked, reconnecting my neurons with the other parts of the body.
I've come here to say hi, hello, I've my practicle exam just after an hour, she said.

We started walking along the left side of the road.
You walk so quickly, please walk slowly she said overtaking me.
CCD, for the coffee, I asked her.
Nope, I said u no, I don't have so much time, lets go to G3s, she said.
Dominos, I said pointing my index finger towards the Dominos.
Okay, she said.

I opened the transparent Dominios' door and ask her to come in.
Thank you, she said siting on the chair that I pulled back to let her sit.
I took the front seat as it was a two seats table.
So, what would you like to order, I asked her.
Nothing, I had my breakfast in the morning today, she said.
Okay, I said and went towards the counter as the brands like Dominos, Mcdonald..etc don't like to provide the waiters facilities like the Indian brands' resto.
Two choco lavas, a coke and two glasses, I asked flashing the cash and returned to the table.

Messages, I said to her, taking my seat.
Friends, she said smiling.
The messages were coming at an interval of a minute so she got busy in messaging.
As she was busy in playing sms sms, I could see her properly.
The two dimples on her cheeks were adding a lot to her smiles which differ those smiles from  the normal smiles. The milky white complexion and pink lips with the round eyes fixed on that phone had forced me to fix my eyes on her face. The rebonding hair was the best matching on that round face. The dark blue T with the faded blue jeans were the perfect  match for her curvy figure. How can I forget the glisten of her nose pin which was reflecting light without any refraction.........

The Girl And The Japanese Park...(4)

Hey hii...
This was a message from an unknown number and it was an Airtel number.
Who's this, I replied .
Its me, you have forgotten me, the second sms came.
Verma, you ass, have you changed your number again, I replied.
Its not Verma this side, the reply came in microseconds. I thought it was Verma because he is the stud who uses airtel number among my friends and he changes his number every month.
Okay, then  who are you and stop creating any suspence, I replied.
Mr. jogger, have you forgotten that dance planet girl, the reply came is seconds.
Hey, Tanya, right, is it your number, I asked.
Yup, thats why I'm messaging from this number, why are you talking like a cartoon, she replied.
 I don't know why she had used the word cartoon for me as I've just asked very simple question.

Why are you not coming for your dance class for the last two days, I've not seen your white Honda city near my house, I asked.
So you were waiting for me, you are really a cartoon, she replied again in her origional speed of messaging in microseconds.
Yes, I was waiting for her from 6:30 pm to 8:30pm for the last two days. Its quite tuff to wait for anyone for such huge two hours leaving your all works pending but it was acceptable.
Mr. jogger, I don't have any dance class on Saturday and Sunday, she replied.
What the hell, how can I can I forget the days, I said to myself.
Yes, I had forgotten even the days as I was dreaming the whole Saturday and Sunday about this Honda City girl. I didn't take care of my studies. I hate to loose even a second for such a non-profitable waiting type stuff but it was a different case. I had forgotten everything for these two days as I didn't see her car near dance planet and started imagining about the reasons that why she didn't come and I had forgotten asking her for her number as I gave mine at the last meet.

Okay, and why have you not come today, I replied.
Are you still waiting for me there, she asked again with a smilie.
Yes, it was around 7:00pm and I was standing in my balcony and of course waiting  for this dance planet girl.
 Actually I'm not feeling well thats why I'm into my bed and  have not come today, she replied. We talked a lot through sms and still I was typing another one.
Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh... the voice reached my ears and my phone felt down from my hand suddenly.
Yes, this was the ringtone of my phone. I love this song of Nickelback thats why I've set it as the ringtone.
Hello, I said receiving the call.
What are you doing its 9:00pm, come for dinner, she said.
Yes, it was my dii's call.
I'm coming, I'm finishing the circuits and system topics, I said.
Come fast, I'm tired  so I've to sleep early today, she said disconnecting the call.

Hey, I'm sorry, I had to receive a call, so what were you saying about your college, I sent this sms to Tanya as fast as possible.
I was saying that you are doing  b.tech from ipu and me too and our branch is same, so we can be good friends, she replied in her own origional speed.
But our colleges are diffenrent, I replied.
Stupid, its not necessary to be in the same college to be good friends, she replied giving me another name.
Yeah,  I replied.
Message sending failed, this three words appeared on the display of my phone changing my mood suddenly.
What the hell my sms card is over now, and I hardly have any balance in my account, what will I do now its 9:30pm and this the time for closing of the shops.
I locked my door as soon as possible and rushed towards the market, but all the local recharge shops were closed then I saw a grocery shop opened.
Bhaiya, do you have sms card, I asked the grocery shopkeeper.
What sms card, he asked.
Airtel recharge vouchers, I said.
Nopes, I don't sell these stuffs as the profit is very less in it, he continued, pulling down the shutters.

The phone started ringing loudly with the same photograph ringtone.
What the f**k, I've forgotten to change the profile from normal to the vibrating outdoor.
Where are you, its 9:40, and I'm going to sleep so forget dinner today..........

A Timid Kid

Its 7:00 pm, and I'm going to take shower, I said dii taking my phone from the table.
Yes, this the time when I get cold water from supply pipelines and the water in the tank becomes so hot that eggs can be boiled in that water because its quite hotter here in Delhi.

Mama, I am also coming with you, Daksh said running  towards me.
Why, I'm just coming in half an hour, I'm going just to take shower, I said.
Yes, I was at my dii's place and was ready to come to my place.
I'm coming, I'm coming......he repeated several times.
Okay, lets go, I said because its quite hard to handle a kid.

Hold me tightly, otherwise you'll fall down, I said Daksh, who was siting behind me on my bike.
Mama, look, I'm not a small kid now, he said streching his small arms.
What the hell, are you nuts, I told you to hold me tightly, and what the hell are you doing, you'll fall down, I shouted in a single breathe.
I've not fallen, he said chuckling.
Yes, its quite hard to handle a kid, because they do what they want to do and whenever you want to stop  them from doing anything wrong then they take more interests in those stuffs without fearing. Generally kids are not bashful because they are not aware of the outcomes of their deeds. And its good for you when you don't care the results of any of deeds because its 85% chances of your success when you don't bother the outcome stuffs as I've experienced for the last 15 years of my life from my 20 years because I was like Daksh in the first five years of my life.

First buy me some chocolates, then I'll go to your place, Daksh said running towards a shop, which is in front of my house.
Five doublemint chewing gums and five boomers, he asked the shopkeeper  to give.
Anything more, I asked Daksh.
Nopes, its over now, we'll buy more while returning home, he said.

Oh, mama, your flat is so hot, he said as I unlocked the door.
Don't you have AC, he flashed the second question.
Nopes, go and sit near the cooler, I said him switching on the fan, room cooler and light at a time.
Its I-Pod, so you listen songs while studying, he asked holding my I-Pod in his tiny hands.
What are you doing, you'll get electric shocks, I shouted as he was playing with the extension electric board which was on.
Mama, give me some water please, I'm thirsty, he said finishing his third doublemint chewin gum.
Don't you have RO, he asked me holding the water bottle in his hands.
Yes, he has the habit of drinking water from RO, the water purifier, but I don't have it at my place.
Don't you have TV, I've to watch some movies, he asked.
Yes, I don't have TV, because Daksh's dad has warned me to reduce my pocket money if I buy it because he has given me this flat only for studys not for fun.

Hey, take this white drawing sheet and start drawing, I said giving him some drawing sheets and color pencils. I've bought some white drawing sheets and color pencils for him only because he visits my place with his mom every Sunday and he loves drawing the most. Its quite interesting to see the arts and creations of
drawing in this small five year kid and I'm a big fan of his drawings.

No drawing today, let me watch some movies in your laptop, he said putting the sheets and pencils aside.
Okay, which one, Batman or Bal Ganesha, I asked him switching on my laptop.
Spiderman, he said.
Here is your Spiderman animated series, I said helping him siting on the chair because the chair was a little bit higher for him.

What are you doing, you are not bathing, he said pushing the bathroom door.
After brush, I'll take it, go and watch the movie, I said.
He started asking about the hand wash, the shaving gel, the soaps, the tooth paste, the face wash etc. one by one.
Lizard Lizard, he started shouting. I started chasing the lizard as the lizard was smart enough and crawled fast towards the roof.
Don't you have lizard spray, he asked.
Nopes, go and sit there, I ordered. He didn't go and started giving me the chewed chewing gums to throw them out as he didn't want to go out alone.
Yes, he is a timid kid, and then he started playing with the water. I knew he was not going out of bathroom till I'd have finished the shower. So I pulled sofa near the bathroom door for him but  that hardly worked there.

Mama, give me your wash basin, he said.
Why, I asked.
Because its small and lovely and mine is bigger one, he answered..............


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Small Kids in The Sabzi Market

One green and one bigger pink bag from kitchen and be fast, I'm waiting near parking, dii said loudly and vanished.
I'm also coming, just wait for a while, Daksh said coming towards me.
I'm going nowhere, go and watch Tom & Jerry on the Cartoon Network, I said to Daksh.
I'm also coming with you and give my shoes, Daksh counter attacked.
Dii, can you hear me, look at Daksh, he also wants to come with us, ask him to stay at home, I shouted.
Shut up, here is my shoes, come and help me wearing it, Daksh told holding his  small shoes in his small hands.
You disturbed a lot last time, so forget this time, you are not going, I said.
Mommy, look at him, he is not helping wearing my shoes, Daksh shouted. He always does this when he wants anything from me.
Okay, first promise me, you wont disturb today, and will stay calm there, I said to him.

Yes, Daksh is my dii's kid, who is a five years old, but he talks as if he is in the late eighties. And I love him the most and he knows this thats why he rules over me.
It took five minutes to convince him, but my words hardly matter to him all the time.


Tamater,tamatar, nimbu nimbu, aloo, aloo, the mixed noise started reaching my ears.
Yes, we had reached the Sabzi market.
  Bhindi, bhindi le lo,15 bucks for half kg. and 30 for one kg, isse angreji me kehte hai ladys' finger, one sabzi walah was shouting as if he was there only to shout and teach vocabulary and not to sell his items.
Dii started bargaining  near a sabzi walah and I started tesing Daksh.
Aww, Daksh kicked me and went near his mommy and started mixing Bhindi with beans ans beans with other vegetables. I hardly speak at this place because I just go there to carry heavy bags loaded with vegetables.

Hey hi, I said to a small girl touching her chin.
She gazed at me and shook hand..
Whats your name honey, I asked.
Bebo, not honey, she answered.
Okay, Bebo, I said.  Bebo was around three years old.
Daksh, come here, see she is Bebo, say hi, I asked him.
Hi, Daksh said to Bebo.
Bebo beta, he is your bhaiya, shake hand, an old lady said, who was holding a baby trolly, but the baby was standing and trolly was full of vegetables. I think she was Bebo's granny.
Bebo offered hand shake but Daksh was no more interested, I don't know why he did so. The two kids started mixing up. I had a little conversation with Bebo's granny about the kids. Bebo's mom and dii were busy in bargaining and buying the vegetables.
Lets go to fruit wale, dii said turning back and putting few poly bags full of veg into my bag.
Poly bags have been banned here in Delhi but it hardly matters for the Sabzi market.
Oh, its heavier now, can't you buy vegetables daily, I said.
Daksh say bye to Bebo, I asked him.

Mango, Apple,Litchis, jambun....
Bhaiya, hows Litchis, dii asked.
150 buks for one kg, fruit wale bhaiya replied.
Okay, one kg from all items, dii said.
Hey, what are you doing, I asked Daksh pulling him as he was mixing the fruits with each other.
Leave me, he said and went near his mommy.
I was standing behind dii and exchanging the heavy bags from left to right hand.

Take the rest, Daksh said to the fruit walah, taking one from each items. Now we don't need  more, he continued..............

The 1st Day of My Exam

Where are you, we are getting late, I sent this sms to Pawan, who kept me waiting near Pitampura under the rude and scorching sun, which was going to raise the mercury above 47 degree C and boil Delhi.
M on rd lyt, vil rch in 2min.
Yes, this was the Pawan's reply. I don't know why people use such short forms while smsing as it takes more time to think about short forms while typing any short sms and it again takes more time to use more brains to understand these short words.

Come in you ass, can't you smoke after exam, we are already late, Pawan was shouting pressing his horn continuously and Shalabh, so called stud had already taken the front seat.
Drive as fast as possible, I said to Pawan taking the back seat.
You, mr. so called stud, use seat belt, I said to Shalabh from behind as he was busy in going through the notes.
Shut up, and take some parathas from my bag, Pawan said to me as I was flipping the pages of the book like Kalidas who used to see the pages once and learnt evrything just by seeing once. Kalidas was a stud in the indian history but I'm not mr. Kalidas, it was the exam stress which forced me to do so.

What the hell, its traffic jam, its huge jam, Pawan said.
I think red light is not working well, I said.
Lets try another way right from sector-18, I continued.
Nopes, if we go through that one we'll be fuking late, let me try, Pawan said pressing his horn.
Thank god, today we'll be off exams, no more headache now, I uttered.
Can't you please shut up, you d**k head, Pawan shouted.
We got stuck in the huge traffic as the cars, bikes and buses surrounded as Pawan was trying the wrong side. You, mother f**ker, you scolded me, don't you know me, a bike wale bhaiya was shouting on a car wale uncle jii but the scene changed when the car wale uncle jii came out of his car and slapped a huge one on the face of the bike wale bhaiya, so the whole crowd gathered there and I was also interested and I don't like to miss such fights.
After 15 minutes Pawan took out the car from that interseting but heavy traffic and headed towards sector-13.
Which side, Pawan asked me.
Buddy, I can't remember exactly but we have to take right turn from one red light, I said.
Wow, you are driving nicely today, I said as I heard the sound of the skidding tyres of our car when the car was being turned right at the speed no lesser than 100 kmph.
Can't you stop your fukin mouth for a while, Pawan said adjusting his specs.
Ohh shitt, it was another red light, where we have reached, its wrong way, I said.
So, U-turn, right, you asshole, you live here and you don't have any idea about the roads, Pawan said showing his wrist watch towards me.

Hey buddy, you are not getting admit card, Sandy said to me as I was revising the book fastly like mr. Kalidas. All the best you all, I am getting late and you mr. stud, you are not getting admit card, Vikas told me throwing his bag into the car.
I came out of the car and rushed toward the college bus where admit cards were distributed.
Hey, you didn't deposit the training fees, so they are not giving you admit card, one of the guys from a group said to me. Few were laughing at me and few studs were gazing at me as if I would have commited one huge mistake. One offered hand sake but I avoided him, it was Gyan, I think but I was concentrating towards the bus.
Sir, my admit card, I asked a teacher who had those f**king cards in his hand.
You are late, where were you, the teacher asked showing his eyebrows. Put your sign here, he continued.
I took the sheet from his hand and flashed my sign right there infront of my name.
Hey, you've not deposited the training fees so you will not be allowed in the exam, he said.
Sir, I'll pay tomorrow, just give my admit card, I am late, its already 10:15, and paper had started at 10:00.
I could have, but I can't give it to you, because its your case and the college management has asked me to be strict on this issue so go home, the idiot said to me.
Great, don't give me sir, I'm leaving my 1st exam, i'm going home, I said and ran away.
Your wish, the idiot replied fastly.

You are so late, show me your admit card, the guard asked me at the entrance.
Its in university, I'll be getting it tomorrow my college management has told me, I said.
Yes, I lied.  I hate lying but..........
 Okay, first go to examination control room right there on the first froor in room no. 212, the guard said pointing his index finger towards the first floor.

Good moring sir, I have no admit card, as I have not deposited my training fees, I'll deposit it tomorrow, so please allow me now, I'm already half an hour late, I said in a single breathe to the  head exam controller.
Smart, huh, I'm not letting you sit in the exam, go and stand in the corner there for half an hour, the head controller told me.
Sir, please, its emec, its a tuff and time cosuming subject, so please......
I said shut up and stand in the corner, the pig shouted at me clicking the mouse of his pc.

Why I have wasted all those training fees on cinemas and restourants, i could have deposited it on time when dad gave me, its my fault, fuk that traing, I don't wanna any traing from college, let me revise some formulae, but how will ask dad for more money, ohh god, I've to lie again.
Come here, a voice reached my ears suddenly as I was busy in those imaginations.
Show me your pocket, have you brought any farra, one of the members asked me.
Sir, my seat is in front in the second row, as I've seen on the board outside, so I can't cheat siting infront of the invigilator, I said again in a single breathe.
Wow, look at him, he is not lying as no one can cheat infront of invigilator, how kind he is, one ma'am from the eight members said smiling.
It means you'll cheat if you are allowed to sit on the back seat, one balded member said floating his hand on his shining head.
Peon, come here and go with this mr. kind to his exam hall and ask the invigilator not to disturb him, the head controller said flashing a blank form infront of me.
I filled the form in few seconds and...............

Temperature Difference & The Hot Discussion

It was a little bit dark when I left home at 5:15am for jogging.
Yes, its quite early but I have to leave my home at this time because its become quite harder to jog after 6:30am beacuase of the rising mercury day by day.
What the hell, its still so hot, its month of May and these are the hottest days of May as the news channels say, I was thinking and walking speedly towards the park.

Wow, its better here, the temperature deeped around 7 to 8 degrees suddenly.
Yes, I reached the Japnese park and it felt like no lesser than heaven. I think this great temperature difference was due to the trees, the ponds and the fresh atmosphere. So I was feeling relaxed while jogging. The fountains started at the same moment and added a lot in the coolness of the atmosphere.

As I was returning after jogging and few exercises, I heard two oldmen were discussing something about migration type stuffs.
Look at the indians, they like to go abroad as a begger they don't love to work here in India.
Yes, one uncle was charging the young indians who fly abroad to earn extra money.
Yeah, you are right, but don't you think they get more money there than India, the other uncle interrupted.
As the disussion was turning hot, I was getting interested.
See, how the young  engineers, doctors, mbas fly abroad to earn more money, the first uncle continued, I can still remember those days when we had gone US for a doctors' meet. I had seen how the indians were treated there at the time of recession......

So called dream girl.....!!

Hey excuse me, I heared a voice as I was about to kick my bike to start.
Yes, self start of my bike is not working. I don't know why the Bajaj company provides self start to almost all bikes either its cheap or expensive.
Yes, my bike is in the first category so that I have to give a strong kick to start it.

Hey hello mr. jogger, the same voice reached my ears again. I turned back and saw that the voice was coming from a white Honda city i-vtec car which was standing next to my bike.
I went near the car as the people in the cars don't prefer to come out of their luxurious cars for the people on the bikes.
Yeah ma'am, I said bending towards the front driving window.
Yes, it was a woman's voice.
Remember me.. ?, she asked smiling.
Nopes, you know me, I asked gazing at her.
The lonely girl, the road crossing, the dogs in the morning....she continued.
Oh yeah, how can I forget that morning, I said.


Whats your name, I flashed this question as soon as I recognised her and  I had forgotten asking her name last time.
I am Tanya, she replied.
I am Gunjesh, Gunjesh Bond, I said shaking hand as she offered her hand first.
Bond...!!, don't you think its strange, an english title with a hindi name, she asked.
Are you a hard core fan of James Bond, she continued in a single breath.
Nopes, I don't like Daniel Craig's movies as I love only romantic movies, I jsut like this title so....I said.
Hmm..thats nice, she said.
So, what are you doing here near my house, were you waiting for me, I asked.
Nopes, I come here daily for my dance class, she said pointing towards the house next to mine.
And what are you doing here near a girls' dance institute, looking after girls,eh, she said.
Nopes, I live here, I replied.
Yes, I live in the house which is next to the Dance Planet, an istitute for dance classes for girls.

May I have your number please, I am getting late, we'll talk later, she said coming out of her Honda city i-vtec car and locking the doors with the remote control.
Ohh shitt..I have forgotten my phone in my house, I said checking out my shorts' pockets.
Stupid, I am asking for your phone number not your phone, she said.....

Party in the Hospital cont....

Few were sleeping  on their white bed covering themselves with white sheets as if they were dead but they were not. I saw a small girl, who was crying because of pain and her mom was crying even more, and  how can I forget her dad's face. How parents love their kids the most and always ready to do anything for their happiness but the same kids when grow up kick their parents,  I was thinking and got senti.
Hi uncle, aunty, namaste, Savlani and Pawan said at the same time.
Yes, they were Khurana's parents, I don't know Khurana will take care of his mom and dad in future or not, I was thinking looking at them.
Verma touched aunty's feet but avoided uncle, I don't know why.
I also had to touch aunty's feet as I was behind Verma.
It was bed no. 309, on which Khurana was siting. I saw few glucose bottles  hanging on a stand near his bed, and he had white stich marks on his right hand.
There was only one patient who was not in white dress and it was our Khurana, he was siting on his bed  crossing his legs.
Uncle and aunty had to leave this room as it was very small for so many people.


How my son, how you felt ill so badly, Savlani said as soon as uncle and aunty left.
Savlani, control yourself, I said.
You just shut up , you asshole, let me talk to my son, he continued.
Wow, chocolates, Savlani shouted.
Yes, there were few chocolates there on his bed. It was a cadbury fruit nut chocolate, a five star, a munch and few small tofees.
Lets finish these first, Savlani said.
What happened, how are you now, I asked Khurana.
I am fine buddy, hows your preparation for papers, he asked.
Paper, huh, I have seen Chopra here, how she came to know about you, Verma interrupted.
Yes, Verma loves Chopra the most but he hates talking to her, I don't know why.
What about reports, I asked Khurana.
Everything is okay, he said.
Hey guys, our Khurana is okay now, so lets bring a cake here and Khuran will cut it here, I shouted.
Oh, lets finish this cadbury fruit nuts first, then we'll bring cake, Savlani shouted.
Hey boys, will you people please shut your mouths for a while, a doctor came and said.
There are so many patients crying here because of pain and you all are planning a party here, he continued.
Yes, we were making a lot of noises as we were in a party.


Here are some icecreams for you, Chopra said to Khurana holding five vadilal's vanilla flavourd icecreams.
Look at her, she is looking awsome, Verma uttered in my ears.
Yes, she was really looking gorgious, she was in blue top, faded blue jeans, and her hair style were adding a lot in her beauty. She is really very sweet thats why Verma is mad for her, but she hardly cares.
I love her the most, Verma said again to me.
Yes, he loves her madly from his school days but he never told her about it.

Five cups of vanilla flavoured ice cremas were there on Khurana's bed.
You are not well, how will you eat it, its bad in  fever, I said taking one cup.
Chopra offerd one cup to khurana and Vaid took one from the rest three.
Savlani took one and went out to offer aunty, as Chopra had told him to do.
There was only one cup left there so Khurana offered it to Chopra.
Pawan, lets share, Chopra said to Pawan.
No, no, its okay, you have it, there is only one spoon, Pawan said.
Its okay, first you eat then I'll, Chopra said.
Khurana was gazing on the faces of Chopra and Pawan. I think he was jalous a little bit.

Hey, what about a chicken party, Savlani shouted as he came in.
I have to go, you take care, Chopra said to Khurana and vanished from there with Vaid.
What, what, we are in hospital, Pawan said to Savlani.
Yeah fucker, I know where I am, don't tell me, Savlani said to Pawan.
Yeah why not, and we will bring some chicken here for Khurana, I said.
Nopes, I can't, doctor has told me not to eat hot stuffs, Khurana said to me.
Okay, then I'll say the waiter to pack it after cooling it in freeze, I said.
What the hell, you ass, you know what are you saying, Savlani shouted again.
Guys, please stop making noises, I am already irritated, a voice came from behind the curtain.
Yes, it was one of the patient's voice, whose head was visible as he was gazing at us from behind the white curtain.

Khalsa chicken, its famous in Mayapuri, Verma siad.
Okay, we all nodded.
Lets go, Khurana you take care, Pawan and Savlani said to Khurana and went out.
Verma again touched aunty's feet so I had to......
Khurana, don't worry, you will get well soon, and don't think much about your studys, first get out of this white hospital and then you can do it, I said to khurana touching aunty's feet.


I have to buy some second hand books, Pawan said as we all four loaded in the car.
First chicken, then books, Savlani said.
Hey, there is a shop in Tilak nagar where you can get huge discounts on the second hand books, Verma siad.
Hey, look, he is Vaid on his bike, I said as we stopped near the red light.
Call him, and ask him to come to book shop and then we will party together, Savlani said.

Give three hasan syeed's control engg. books, Savalani said.
Yes, we had reached the cheap bookshop.
200 bucks each, the shopkeeper said, stamping all the three books.
You pig, you said we will get it just in 30 buks and he is asking for 200 buks, Savlani shouted at Verma.
I thought, but what can I do now, Verma said chuckling.
We will buy these later, we don't have so much money, Savlani said to shopkeeper.

I'll come with Vaid on bike, I said as we were about to leave.
You ass, how will we go, I have only one helmet, Vaid said.
If  we are caught by traffic police then you have to call your dad, he said starting his bike.
Yeah, ofcourse, I said.
Wow, what a fine weather, this is the reason I chose your bike, I said to Vaid.
Yes, it was stormy, and it was about to rain and I never missed enjoying rain. I love walking in rain and especially when I ride the bike in the rain.

What the hell, look at menu and the rate of the items, Savalni said as I was walking towards washroom.
You fucker, you should have told us about the rate first, I have to eat a lot of chicken today, Savlani shouted on Verma.
We tried one more restourent, but there was the same problem, the rate list, which was not suiting our wallets.
Lets go to Rajauri, there we will get...........

Party in the Hospital

Reach NSP metro station by 6:00 pm.
Yes, this was a sms from my dear friend Savlani.
I don't know why my friends think that I am always free.
Yes, I was studying at this time because external papers are going to start from 11th of May.
What happend, I replied.
Khurana is not well, he is in hospital, Savlani said to me as I received his call.
So, we should go to meet him, he continued.
What, what, I asked.
Yes, my son is about to die so we have to go, Savlani said. I don't know why Savlani calls Khurana his son.
Okay, I'll reach on time, what about Pawan and Verma, are they coming, I asked.
Pawan will reach NSP and Verma will reach hospital by metro, he said.

You ass, you are late again, Savlani said.
Yes, he was waiting in his car near NSP metro station. This was the first time he reached on time otherwise....
Where is Pawan, I asked ,taking the front seat.
You fucker, where the fuck are you, we are fucking late, Savlani said to Pawan on the phone in his origional tone on using so many f-words in a single sentence.


You asshole, you are abusing me, I was waiting for shivani, she had to bring notes for you, Pawan said to Savlani, taking the back seat.
Interesting, we are going to hospital and you are talking about notes,  I said.
We don't have time to finish books and you are talking about notes, let me see, I said taking notes from Pawan.
What do you think, what could have happened to Khurana, he suddenly felt ill, I asked Savlani.
He is a bloody bookworm, he was studying a lot, thats why he felt ill, Savlani said.
I don't know why Savlani always talks like this about Khurana.
Hey, what about Minny Chopra, does she know it, I asked.
Yes, Chopra is the closest friend of Khurana., I mean Khurana has some place for chopra in his heart core.
Lets call her, Savlani said.
Don't call her, she had broken up with Khurana, Pawan said.
We were discussing about Khurana and Chopra through out the whole way and reached hospital.
Yes, Verma was waiting for us outside hospital.
Hi, you reached so early, why, I asked Verma.


Savlani rushed towards the reception as we entered the hospital.
Wow, canteen also, nice hospital, Verma said.
Why Savlani run towards reception first, Pawan asked me.
Just to ask, where is Khurana, I answered.
You ass, can't you see the girl, sexy girl on the reception, Pawan said.
I don't know why sweet girls like her are given such a bad job, as she has to face the guys like Savlani, I  thought.
She is hot, eh, Pawan said.
She is horny, bitchy, sexy, hot....Verma started with these words for that sweet girl.
Second floor, Savlani shouted as Verma was scanning that reception girl.


Hey, what a surprise, you are here, Savlani shouted as we rest three were running on stairs behind Savlani.
Yes, it was Chopra, the Minny Chopra.
This is called true love, look at her, I said to Verma.
True love my ass, I love her the most, Verma siad to me.
She shook hand with Pawan and Savlani but not with me and Verma,  I knew, why she did so.
Where is Khurana, I asked Vaid.
Yes, Vaid had come with Chopra.
The corner bed, Vaid siad to me.


There is my son, Savlani shouted and rushed towards the corner bed.
Wow, we are in Rajdhani express, I shouted, as most of the patients were in white clothes, and the bed sheets and the pillows were white.
Shut up, Verma said.
I noticed one uncle, who was in his eighties who was.................